<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:psc="http://podlove.org/simple-chapters" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The Church of the Cosmic Turtle - A Dark Tower Discussion Show]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Weekly readings and deep dive discussions of Stephen King's Dark Tower series, and what we can learn from this story that means so much to so many people.</p><p></p><p>Hosted by Joe Rechtman and Dan Hanson.</p>]]></description><link>https://churchofthecosmicturtle.com/</link><generator>Riverside.fm (https://riverside.com)</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2026 07:08:33 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://api.riverside.com/hosting/ugZpxkmE.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><author><![CDATA[Joe Rechtman]]></author><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 07:05:28 GMT</pubDate><copyright><![CDATA[2026 Joe Rechtman]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><ttl>60</ttl><category><![CDATA[Books]]></category><category><![CDATA[Society & Culture]]></category><itunes:author>Joe Rechtman</itunes:author><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Weekly readings and deep dive discussions of Stephen King&apos;s Dark Tower series, and what we can learn from this story that means so much to so many people.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hosted by Joe Rechtman and Dan Hanson.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Joe Rechtman</itunes:name><itunes:email>cosmicturtlepod@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:category text="Arts"><itunes:category text="Books"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"/><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/cb92e0ac-997a-426d-be57-c47115438f83/logos/4cc61df1-2b1a-4709-b2ed-217db846009a.png"/><item><title><![CDATA[Roland Has An Impeccable Embouchure]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><b>THIS WEEK’S READING</b></p><p>THE DRAWING OF THE THREE: The Prisoner 4.iv-5.xxv</p><p></p><p>““It’s up to men to build things, paisan. It’s up to God to blow them down.” - Enrico Balazar</p><p></p><p>The breakneck pace of book two continues as Roland and Eddie turn the tables on Jack Andolini before going back through the door to wage war against Balazar and his gentlemen. In this episode Joe and Dan dig into the character of Il Roche and explore how things could have ended up for Henry Dean if his brother and the gunslinger had managed to save him. They break down the shootout in the Leaning Tower and discuss what might have happened to the two surviving members of Balazar’s ka-tet. <br /></p><p><b>NEXT WEEK’S READING</b></p><p><i>THE DRAWING OF THE THREE </i>: The Lady of Shadows 3.vii-4.xviii + Re-shuffle + The Pusher<a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://1.i-1.ii/" target="_blank"> 1.i-1.ii</a></p><p><br /><b>CONTACT</b></p><p>Email: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:CosmicTurltePod@gmail.com" target="_blank">CosmicTurltePod@gmail.com</a></p><p>Twitter: @CosmicTurtle19</p><p>Threads &amp; Instagram: @CosmicTurtlePod</p><p>Original Blog: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com" target="_blank">ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com</a></p><p></p><p><b>CREDITS</b></p><p>Hosted by Joe Rechtman &amp; Dan Hanson</p><p>Music by Phil Hamilton</p><p>Edited by Joe Rechtman</p><p></p><p>Thankee-Sai to Stephen King for the Dark Tower series</p><p><br /><br /></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">764e6e92-52b8-4c85-bdb8-a5c4fb0ba0c3</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joe Rechtman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 07:15:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/127a2644a2293a6218d85f97b1e745acbdb38ae551e74165d08078fc9ebaf97b/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI3NjRlNmU5Mi01MmI4LTRjODUtYmRiOC1hNWM0ZmIwYmEwYzMiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJjYjkyZTBhYy05OTdhLTQyNmQtYmU1Ny1jNDcxMTU0MzhmODMiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTE4Y2RhMWNkYjIzY2FhODk4ZGIzZmEiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE5ZTQxM2I4Y2IwZjBlODcyMjJlYjY1L2pvZS1yZWNodG1hbnMtc3R1ZGlvLUwxdVJlLWNvbXBvc2VyLTIwMjYtOS03X182LTQ0LTQzLm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="38614849" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/cb92e0ac-997a-426d-be57-c47115438f83/episodes/764e6e92-52b8-4c85-bdb8-a5c4fb0ba0c3/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;THIS WEEK’S READING&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;THE DRAWING OF THE THREE: The Prisoner 4.iv-5.xxv&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;““It’s up to men to build things, paisan. It’s up to God to blow them down.” - Enrico Balazar&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The breakneck pace of book two continues as Roland and Eddie turn the tables on Jack Andolini before going back through the door to wage war against Balazar and his gentlemen. In this episode Joe and Dan dig into the character of Il Roche and explore how things could have ended up for Henry Dean if his brother and the gunslinger had managed to save him. They break down the shootout in the Leaning Tower and discuss what might have happened to the two surviving members of Balazar’s ka-tet. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;NEXT WEEK’S READING&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;THE DRAWING OF THE THREE &lt;/i&gt;: The Lady of Shadows 3.vii-4.xviii + Re-shuffle + The Pusher&lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://1.i-1.ii/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt; 1.i-1.ii&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;CONTACT&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Email: &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:CosmicTurltePod@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;CosmicTurltePod@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Twitter: @CosmicTurtle19&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Threads &amp;amp; Instagram: @CosmicTurtlePod&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Original Blog: &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;CREDITS&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hosted by Joe Rechtman &amp;amp; Dan Hanson&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Music by Phil Hamilton&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Edited by Joe Rechtman&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thankee-Sai to Stephen King for the Dark Tower series&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>01:20:27</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/cb92e0ac-997a-426d-be57-c47115438f83/logos/4cc61df1-2b1a-4709-b2ed-217db846009a.png"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Roland Has An Impeccable Embouchure</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Don't Be A Captain McDonald]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><b>THIS WEEK'S READING</b></p><p><i>THE DRAWING OF THE THREE:</i> The Prisoner 1.i-4.iii</p><p></p><p><i>“There was deep steel in Eddie Dean, junkie or no junkie.”<br /></i></p><p>One of Joe and Dan’s favorite characters enters the story as they follow Roland up the beach of the western sea. In this episode they enjoy a hypothetical chat about whether Eddie would have gotten through customs if Roland had never interfered with his life. They also discuss how these pages function as a survival guide for situations in which little is certain, and speculate about Jane Dorning’s potential as a gunslinger before getting into their unserious segments at the end of the show.</p><p></p><p><b>NEXT WEEK’S READING</b></p><p><i>THE DRAWING OF THE THREE </i>: The Prisoner<a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://4.iv/" target="_blank"> 4.iv</a>-5.xxv</p><p><br /><b>CONTACT</b></p><p>Email: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:CosmicTurltePod@gmail.com" target="_blank">CosmicTurltePod@gmail.com</a></p><p>Twitter: @CosmicTurtleBlog</p><p>Threads &amp; Instagram: @CosmicTurtlePod</p><p>Original Blog: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com" target="_blank">ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com</a></p><p></p><p><b>CREDITS</b></p><p>Hosted by Joe Rechtman &amp; Dan Hanson</p><p>Music by Phil Hamilton</p><p>Edited by Joe Rechtman</p><p><br /></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1d974238-a973-423c-8f57-f723bae2b0be</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joe Rechtman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2026 07:15:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/b83dbb429882236758a10236a7f0f2850ea57a39a3148074020717387d4214fb/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIxZDk3NDIzOC1hOTczLTQyM2MtOGY1Ny1mNzIzYmFlMmIwYmUiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJjYjkyZTBhYy05OTdhLTQyNmQtYmU1Ny1jNDcxMTU0MzhmODMiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTE4Y2RhMWNkYjIzY2FhODk4ZGIzZmEiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE5NGZiMDIyN2NmMTgzZjAzODIxYTBkL2pvZS1yZWNodG1hbnMtc3R1ZGlvLUwxdVJlLWNvbXBvc2VyLTIwMjYtOC0zMV9fNS01NC00Mi5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="38911809" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/cb92e0ac-997a-426d-be57-c47115438f83/episodes/1d974238-a973-423c-8f57-f723bae2b0be/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;THIS WEEK&apos;S READING&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;THE DRAWING OF THE THREE:&lt;/i&gt; The Prisoner 1.i-4.iii&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;“There was deep steel in Eddie Dean, junkie or no junkie.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;One of Joe and Dan’s favorite characters enters the story as they follow Roland up the beach of the western sea. In this episode they enjoy a hypothetical chat about whether Eddie would have gotten through customs if Roland had never interfered with his life. They also discuss how these pages function as a survival guide for situations in which little is certain, and speculate about Jane Dorning’s potential as a gunslinger before getting into their unserious segments at the end of the show.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;NEXT WEEK’S READING&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;THE DRAWING OF THE THREE &lt;/i&gt;: The Prisoner&lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://4.iv/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt; 4.iv&lt;/a&gt;-5.xxv&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;CONTACT&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Email: &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:CosmicTurltePod@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;CosmicTurltePod@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Twitter: @CosmicTurtleBlog&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Threads &amp;amp; Instagram: @CosmicTurtlePod&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Original Blog: &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;CREDITS&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hosted by Joe Rechtman &amp;amp; Dan Hanson&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Music by Phil Hamilton&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Edited by Joe Rechtman&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>01:21:04</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/cb92e0ac-997a-426d-be57-c47115438f83/logos/4cc61df1-2b1a-4709-b2ed-217db846009a.png"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Don&apos;t Be A Captain McDonald</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Orcs Bad; Slow Mutants Good (The Gunslinger Part III)]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><i>THE GUNSLINGER: Chapters </i>4.iii - End of Book<br />+ THE DRAWING OF THE THREE: Prologue</p><p></p><p>“Go then. There are other worlds than these.” - Jake Chambers</p><p></p><p>As we wrap up <i>The Gunslinger</i> and move into <i>The Drawing of the Three</i>, this week’s episode covers a handful of iconic scenes from the series. Together, Joe and Dan dig into questions about Gilead’s education policies, Gabrielle Deschain’s love affair with Marten Broadcloak and the possible motivations behind it. They discuss the validity of Roland’s guilt over what happened to Jake under the mountains, and palaver about the palaver in the Golgatha on the other side.</p><p></p><p>NEXT WEEK’S READING: <i>The Drawing of the Three </i>The Prisoner 1.i-4.iii</p><p></p><p>Email: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:CosmicTurltePod@gmail.com" target="_blank">CosmicTurltePod@gmail.com</a></p><p>Twitter: @CosmicTurtleBlog</p><p>Threads &amp; Instagram: @CosmicTurtlePod</p><p>Original Blog: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com" target="_blank">ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com</a></p><p></p><p>CREDITS</p><p></p><p>Hosted by Joe Rechtman &amp; Dan Hanson</p><p>Music by Phil Hamilton</p><p>Edited by Joe Rechtman</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f9e8ca1e-9802-4dbe-b784-a7e0ff71fae1</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joe Rechtman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2026 06:57:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/c3058f85f38e00017cef017642fd3ac543f9c40e5c8c870076849abfac1224ca/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJmOWU4Y2ExZS05ODAyLTRkYmUtYjc4NC1hN2UwZmY3MWZhZTEiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJjYjkyZTBhYy05OTdhLTQyNmQtYmU1Ny1jNDcxMTU0MzhmODMiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTE4Y2RhMWNkYjIzY2FhODk4ZGIzZmEiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE4YmVjOTEwYmI2NGU5NjY3YmQ0OTY2L2pvZS1yZWNodG1hbnMtc3R1ZGlvLUwxdVJlLWNvbXBvc2VyLTIwMjYtOC0yNF9fOS0yLTQxLm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="46304462" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/cb92e0ac-997a-426d-be57-c47115438f83/episodes/f9e8ca1e-9802-4dbe-b784-a7e0ff71fae1/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;THE GUNSLINGER: Chapters &lt;/i&gt;4.iii - End of Book&lt;br /&gt;+ THE DRAWING OF THE THREE: Prologue&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Go then. There are other worlds than these.” - Jake Chambers&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;As we wrap up &lt;i&gt;The Gunslinger&lt;/i&gt; and move into &lt;i&gt;The Drawing of the Three&lt;/i&gt;, this week’s episode covers a handful of iconic scenes from the series. Together, Joe and Dan dig into questions about Gilead’s education policies, Gabrielle Deschain’s love affair with Marten Broadcloak and the possible motivations behind it. They discuss the validity of Roland’s guilt over what happened to Jake under the mountains, and palaver about the palaver in the Golgatha on the other side.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;NEXT WEEK’S READING: &lt;i&gt;The Drawing of the Three &lt;/i&gt;The Prisoner 1.i-4.iii&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Email: &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:CosmicTurltePod@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;CosmicTurltePod@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Twitter: @CosmicTurtleBlog&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Threads &amp;amp; Instagram: @CosmicTurtlePod&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Original Blog: &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;CREDITS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hosted by Joe Rechtman &amp;amp; Dan Hanson&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Music by Phil Hamilton&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Edited by Joe Rechtman&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>01:36:28</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/cb92e0ac-997a-426d-be57-c47115438f83/logos/4cc61df1-2b1a-4709-b2ed-217db846009a.png"/><itunes:title>Orcs Bad; Slow Mutants Good (The Gunslinger Part III)</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jump In Front of the Cadillac, Boy Let’s Put Some Miles On It (The Gunslinger Part II)]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><i>The Gunslinger: Chapters </i><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://2.iii-4.ii/" target="_blank">2.iii-4.ii</a><br /></p><p>“Only a corpse can speak true prophecy.”</p><p></p><p>It’s a good thing Roland Deschain never ended up in L.A. because he would get wayyy too into astrology. In this episode, Joe and Dan dig into Roland’s obsession with prophecies and ponder whether or not the gunslinger has true agency in this story. They compare Roland and Jake’s respective father figures, dig into the nuances of the conflict between Gilead and John Farson’s faction, and introduce a new recurring segment: The Dark Tower Cookbook.</p><p></p><p>NEXT WEEK’S READING: <i>The Gunslinger 4.iii-End of Book</i> &amp; <i>The Drawing of the Three Prologue</i></p><p></p><p>Email: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:CosmicTurltePod@gmail.com" target="_blank">CosmicTurltePod@gmail.com</a></p><p>Twitter: @CosmicTurtleBlog</p><p>Threads &amp; Instagram: @CosmicTurtlePod</p><p>Original Blog: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com" target="_blank">ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com</a></p><p></p><p>CREDITS:</p><p>Hosts: Joe Rechtman &amp; Dan Hanson</p><p>Music: Phil Hamilton</p><p>Editor: Alain Smithee</p><p><br /></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e22952f3-b59a-4595-98f4-5582da6bc2e9</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joe Rechtman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2026 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/5be18615e60d66858171f60bb6628e852dd69c5a7155c6288c60276ff29c40b1/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJlMjI5NTJmMy1iNTlhLTQ1OTUtOThmNC01NTgyZGE2YmMyZTkiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJjYjkyZTBhYy05OTdhLTQyNmQtYmU1Ny1jNDcxMTU0MzhmODMiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTE4Y2RhMWNkYjIzY2FhODk4ZGIzZmEiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE4MjlmYWQ5NzQxMDNmYzI1YjgxOWIxL2pvZS1yZWNodG1hbnMtc3R1ZGlvLUwxdVJlLWNvbXBvc2VyLTIwMjYtOC0xN19fNy00NC0xMy5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="43459831" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/cb92e0ac-997a-426d-be57-c47115438f83/episodes/e22952f3-b59a-4595-98f4-5582da6bc2e9/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;The Gunslinger: Chapters &lt;/i&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://2.iii-4.ii/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;2.iii-4.ii&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Only a corpse can speak true prophecy.”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It’s a good thing Roland Deschain never ended up in L.A. because he would get wayyy too into astrology. In this episode, Joe and Dan dig into Roland’s obsession with prophecies and ponder whether or not the gunslinger has true agency in this story. They compare Roland and Jake’s respective father figures, dig into the nuances of the conflict between Gilead and John Farson’s faction, and introduce a new recurring segment: The Dark Tower Cookbook.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;NEXT WEEK’S READING: &lt;i&gt;The Gunslinger 4.iii-End of Book&lt;/i&gt; &amp;amp; &lt;i&gt;The Drawing of the Three Prologue&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Email: &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:CosmicTurltePod@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;CosmicTurltePod@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Twitter: @CosmicTurtleBlog&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Threads &amp;amp; Instagram: @CosmicTurtlePod&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Original Blog: &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;CREDITS:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hosts: Joe Rechtman &amp;amp; Dan Hanson&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Music: Phil Hamilton&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Editor: Alain Smithee&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>01:30:32</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/cb92e0ac-997a-426d-be57-c47115438f83/logos/4cc61df1-2b1a-4709-b2ed-217db846009a.png"/><itunes:title>Jump In Front of the Cadillac, Boy Let’s Put Some Miles On It (The Gunslinger Part II)</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Greatest Story Ever Tulled (The Gunslinger Part I)]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><b>THE GUNSLINGER: Chapters 1.i-2.ii</b></p><p><i>“The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed…”</i><br /></p><p>To kick off this spoiler-heavy podcast—a discussion show devoted to Stephen King’s <i>Dark Tower</i> books—we decided to start our palaver at the end, sharing our thoughts on the conclusion of this epic sci-fi/fantasy series. We question the reader’s role in the fate of Roland and his Ka-Tet, we grapple with the differences between the original and revised editions of <i>The Gunslinger</i>, and lament old long, tall and ugly’s inability to appreciate good art. Finally we have some fun with a few unserious weekly segments. If you’re a fellow fanatic of Sai King’s magnum opus, go ahead and click that ‘follow’ button because you’ve finally discovered the unfound podcast you didn’t know you were looking for.<br /></p><p><b>NEXT WEEK’S READING</b></p><p><i>THE GUNSLINGER: Chapters 2.iii-4.ii</i><br /></p><p><b>SHOW NOTES</b></p><p>5m - Recap of this week’s reading</p><p>10m - Exploring the ending: optimistic vs. pessimistic interpretations</p><p>15m -  Community poll: are fans hopeful or cynical about the ending?</p><p>21m - The role of storytelling in the <i>Dark Tower</i> books</p><p>28m - The original vs. the revised edition</p><p>31m - Exploring Different Interpretations of the Text</p><p>36m - <i>“Do I make you horny baby?”</i></p><p>40m - Addiction and compulsion in the <i>Dark Tower</i></p><p>48m - Roland Deschain's relationship with art</p><p>57m - Weekly segments</p><p>1h15m - Our favorite non-<i>Dark Tower </i>multiverse stories</p><p>1h18m - Episode wrap-up<br /></p><p><b>LINKS &amp; RESOURCES</b></p><p><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.thedarktower.org/palaver/showthread.php?15058-The-Gunslinger-Revised-A-Side-by-Side-Comparison" target="_blank">This list of differences</a> between the original published text of <i>The</i> <i>Gunslinger</i> and the 2003 revised edition.</p><p></p><p>Check out Joe's original blog <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="churchofthecosmicturtle.com" target="_blank">here</a>.<br /></p><p><b>CREDITS</b></p><p>Hosts: Joe Rechtman &amp; Dan Hanson</p><p>Music: Phil Hamilton</p><p>Editor: Alain Smithee<br /></p><p><i>This episode was sponsored by Papa Doc’s Beans™</i></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">03f12d66-c122-427e-8074-8ea3aea2a58e</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joe Rechtman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 07:16:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/6343cd9cf7acf2d236d9e1a650d1c1194cd7f87c903fb6d7aa1cde78f118f078/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIwM2YxMmQ2Ni1jMTIyLTQyN2UtODA3NC04ZWEzYWVhMmE1OGUiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJjYjkyZTBhYy05OTdhLTQyNmQtYmU1Ny1jNDcxMTU0MzhmODMiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTE4Y2RhMWNkYjIzY2FhODk4ZGIzZmEiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE3OTA0YjE4YmNjNDM2OTFmYjUyNmQzL2pvZS1yZWNodG1hbnMtc3R1ZGlvLUwxdVJlLWNvbXBvc2VyLTIwMjYtOC0xMF9fMC01Mi0zMy5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="38997908" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/cb92e0ac-997a-426d-be57-c47115438f83/episodes/03f12d66-c122-427e-8074-8ea3aea2a58e/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;THE GUNSLINGER: Chapters 1.i-2.ii&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;“The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed…”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;To kick off this spoiler-heavy podcast—a discussion show devoted to Stephen King’s &lt;i&gt;Dark Tower&lt;/i&gt; books—we decided to start our palaver at the end, sharing our thoughts on the conclusion of this epic sci-fi/fantasy series. We question the reader’s role in the fate of Roland and his Ka-Tet, we grapple with the differences between the original and revised editions of &lt;i&gt;The Gunslinger&lt;/i&gt;, and lament old long, tall and ugly’s inability to appreciate good art. Finally we have some fun with a few unserious weekly segments. If you’re a fellow fanatic of Sai King’s magnum opus, go ahead and click that ‘follow’ button because you’ve finally discovered the unfound podcast you didn’t know you were looking for.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;NEXT WEEK’S READING&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;THE GUNSLINGER: Chapters 2.iii-4.ii&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;SHOW NOTES&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;5m - Recap of this week’s reading&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;10m - Exploring the ending: optimistic vs. pessimistic interpretations&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;15m -  Community poll: are fans hopeful or cynical about the ending?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;21m - The role of storytelling in the &lt;i&gt;Dark Tower&lt;/i&gt; books&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;28m - The original vs. the revised edition&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;31m - Exploring Different Interpretations of the Text&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;36m - &lt;i&gt;“Do I make you horny baby?”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;40m - Addiction and compulsion in the &lt;i&gt;Dark Tower&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;48m - Roland Deschain&apos;s relationship with art&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;57m - Weekly segments&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;1h15m - Our favorite non-&lt;i&gt;Dark Tower &lt;/i&gt;multiverse stories&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;1h18m - Episode wrap-up&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;LINKS &amp;amp; RESOURCES&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;https://www.thedarktower.org/palaver/showthread.php?15058-The-Gunslinger-Revised-A-Side-by-Side-Comparison&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;This list of differences&lt;/a&gt; between the original published text of &lt;i&gt;The&lt;/i&gt; &lt;i&gt;Gunslinger&lt;/i&gt; and the 2003 revised edition.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Check out Joe&apos;s original blog &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;churchofthecosmicturtle.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;CREDITS&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hosts: Joe Rechtman &amp;amp; Dan Hanson&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Music: Phil Hamilton&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Editor: Alain Smithee&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;This episode was sponsored by Papa Doc’s Beans™&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>01:21:15</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/cb92e0ac-997a-426d-be57-c47115438f83/logos/4cc61df1-2b1a-4709-b2ed-217db846009a.png"/><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:title>The Greatest Story Ever Tulled (The Gunslinger Part I)</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>