DUDES FROM THE INTERNET

CRACULA – Dracula Meets Crack in West Virginia

DFTI — Mon, 02 Nov 2026 12:00:00 GMT

A guy in a West Virginia shed accidentally unleashes Dracula, and Dracula develops a taste for blood tainted with crack. That's the plot. That's really the plot.

John, Allen, and Chris Goins are back with the crew behind Crackoon for their next entry — same chaotic energy, different bloodsucker. We break down the prosthetics that may or may not require a psych evaluation, Tim Hale's turn as our boy Cracula, a French bistro ass-kicking in West Virginia, a mute guy we NEED backstory on, and a phallus prop that apparently has its own jar.

Also: several of the actresses in this movie are guests on Myths, Monsters, and Mullets, so basically everyone's connected and nobody's surprised.

Movie details:
🎬 Cracula — directed by Brad Twigg
📝 Written by Brad Twigg, Michelle Bowser & Tim Hale
🎭 Starring Tim Hale, Chris Ridings, Chanda Rawlings, Melissa Sapienza, Kristina Santiago & Carly Sonafelt
🏭 Produced by Fuzzy Monkey Films, Go To Effects, and More Zombies and Gore
📅 Theatrical release: August 30, 2025

Our Score: 4/5 — dumb, fun, and a good time either way.

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Snapped, Stacked, and Staked: News From the Woods

DFTI — Mon, 19 Oct 2026 11:00:00 GMT

Matthew (Drunken Cryptids) finally emerges from the woods long enough to hang out with the crew, and things go off the rails almost immediately. Highlights include: a 58-year-old man challenging a squad of teenage cheerleaders to a footrace (and paying for it dearly), a linguistics deep-dive that accidentally explains why Nevermore Hollows' gnomes eat brains, and a very serious debate about what kind of animal name "Browns" even is. Eventually — we promise — they get to the actual paranormal stuff: freshly bent and cross-stacked trees out in the Ozarks that look less like storm damage and more like a boundary line nobody wants to cross, a possible run-in with the Naloosa, and Larry's now-legendary question, "Was that your stomach?" Buckle up for samurai Sasquatch theories, ghosts vs. spirits, and a preview of the crew's next thumbnail (it involves mime face paint, for reasons that will not be explained here). We're not telling you what to believe — just handing you the evidence and the jokes.

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Did Hitler Time Travel to Pennsylvania?

DFTI — Mon, 05 Oct 2026 10:00:00 GMT

What crashed in the woods outside Kecksburg, Pennsylvania, in 1965?

The official explanations have never stopped people from asking questions. Witnesses described a strange acorn-shaped object covered in unusual markings. The military reportedly arrived, the area was secured, and something was hauled away.

That's already a pretty good mystery.

Then Allen brings up the Nazi Bell.

This episode of Dudes From the Internet starts with the Kecksburg UFO incident and quickly goes completely off the rails—in the best possible way—as Allen, Chris and John dive into Die Glocke, Nazi occult experiments, anti-gravity, ancient Vimanas, secret government programs, Men in Black and time travel.

And then Allen asks the question nobody was prepared for:

What if Adolf Hitler was inside the thing that crashed at Kecksburg?

Somehow, before it's over, we're discussing Hitler hiding with the Pennsylvania Dutch, whether the military knew the object was coming before it arrived, secret agencies posing as soldiers, and why three middle-aged dudes on the internet may have finally solved one of America's strangest UFO cases.

Probably not.

But we had a hell of a time trying.

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The Van Meter Visitor (1903): Iowa's Bat-Winged Cryptid

DFTI — Mon, 21 Sep 2026 10:00:00 GMT

The Van Meter Visitor (1903): Iowa's Bat-Winged Cryptid

Episode 2 of Dudes From the Internet — Chris Goins (Black Sheep Studios), John Methencamp (Myths, Monsters, and Mullets), and Lafayette (Nevermore Hollows) dig into the Van Meter Visitor, a 1903 case out of Van Meter, Iowa where multiple townsfolk — including the local banker and town doctor — reported an eight-foot, bat-winged creature with a horn that emitted a blinding light. Bullets didn't seem to slow it down, and the story ends with the town sealing an old coal mine shut with dynamite. The guys work through the leading theories — surviving pterosaur, hollow earth dweller, interdimensional visitor — and pull in comparisons along the way to Bigfoot, Bat Squatch, the Thunderbird, and the Stonish Giants. You be the judge.

Check out Chris's art over at Black Sheep Studios on YouTube and Instagram (@BlackSheepStudiosTN).

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Crackoon | The First Ever Shatty Award

DFTI — Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:00:00 GMT

Welcome to the very first episode of Dudes From The Internet! John Methencamp (Myths, Monsters, and Mullets) with Chris "Madman" Goins (Black Sheep Studios) and Allen (Nevermore Hollows) to review the low-budget horror-comedy Crackoon — the story of a very angry, very rabid raccoon with a taste for crack and carnage.

Written and directed by Brad Twig and produced by Fuzzy Monkey Films (streaming on Amazon Prime), Crackoon delivers slow-motion car chases, a two-dimensional CGI raccoon, spray-bottle blood, an entire spine ripped out for good measure, and more crack-pipe kills than you'd expect from a movie about a crack-addicted raccoon.

The guys break it all down — writing, acting, special effects, and fun factor — using their own rating systems (splats, gravestones, and mullets), swap stories about their own homemade horror movies growing up, and hand out the first-ever Shatty Award for best overacting.

Would they recommend it to friends and neighbors? Listen to find out.

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Four Dudes. Zero Plan. This Could Go Bad

DFTI — Sun, 09 Aug 2026 18:51:35 GMT

Welcome to Dudes From the Internet — the show that probably should have stayed a group chat.

Four guys met on the internet, became friends in real life, and eventually decided the obvious next step was to give themselves microphones.

John Methencamp. Lafayette Faust. Chris “Madman” Goins. Matthew Orton.

There’s just one problem…

Matthew didn’t show up for the FIRST EPISODE.

And we have a rule: If you miss an episode, you get roasted.

So while Matthew is mysteriously absent, John, Lafayette, and Chris introduce the world to Dudes From the Internet, explain how this whole thing happened, and lay out what you can expect from the show.

Bad horror movies. Monsters and cryptids. Conspiracy theories. Weird stories. Random rabbit holes. Guest co-hosts. And occasionally, absolutely no plan whatsoever.

Each of us will take turns bringing something to the table, and then we’ll do what we do best — talk about it, argue about it, make fun of it, and probably get completely sidetracked.

This isn't an interview show. We're not here to solve the mysteries of the universe.

We're just dudes from the internet.

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