They catch up on closet renovations, the chaos of being temporarily displaced from your own stuff, and Jenn’s habit of doing things now because her “future self” will be grateful. Then Erica shares the very logical series of events that led her husband to drive their golden retriever to the neighborhood pool for a bath rather than simply move a hose to the front yard.

From there, things unravel exactly as expected: marriage logic, Flat Jenn, getting “turnt” after 40, 3 a.m. wake-ups, emotional-support water bottles, the hydration privileges of today’s children, hair and makeup routines, and a surprisingly passionate debate over Italian pronunciation.

Eventually, Jenn breaks out her running list of petty hates, including lawnmowers before 8 a.m., people who stop in doorways, public speakerphone users, rogue gym weights, website pop-ups, the word “colorway,” and anyone who expects more than three consecutive blessings after sneezing.

Because at some point, you’re simply no longer blessed.

Plus, Erica adds a petty grievance of her own, they talk Scandal, and somehow a rainy day leaves everyone feeling a little better by the end.

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They talk about the voices we let into our heads, the things other people have said that somehow became our own beliefs, career changes, starting over, running again, proving people wrong, and realizing that maybe we're more capable than we've given ourselves credit for.

Naturally, it does not stay that deep.

There's panic buying before vacation, buying sweaters when it's still 90 degrees in Florida, the Sudoku wardrobe method, the absolute betrayal of dressing-room mirrors, bathing-suit shopping, why some friendships work because you're completely different, how to show up when someone you love is going through something hard, and the very different definitions of what constitutes a "walk" on vacation.

Shoutout to @floridasewsialite on Instagram who introduced Jenn to the Sudoku method of building a wardrobe, even if explaining it out loud without a visual went exactly as well as you'd expect.

If you're figuring things out, changing your mind, trying something you swore you couldn't do, or panic-buying a sweater you absolutely do not need, you're in good company.

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This week: birthday guilt, weddings and the importance of a good dance floor, wildly different planning personalities, the hell that is upgrading a kid’s phone, and the tiny household systems keeping everyone alive.

They also get into friendship, giving people grace without ignoring your own feelings, parenting kids who are getting way too grown, and saving the voicemails you know you’ll want someday.

Plus: money, thrifting, side hustles, dividing up podcast duties, and learning how to do all of this approximately five minutes before they need to do it. Shoutout to @k.sarkar.photography on Instagram who's got a legit photography side hustle that we LOVE!

And naturally, it ends with music, household interruptions, and an unexpected debate over how to spell “bear.”

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This week on We’re Not Crazy… Right?, we cover the important things: whether hairspray can double as setting spray, why husbands cannot be trusted to drive while mascara is being applied, the logistical nightmare of wearing a romper in a public bathroom, and why there is no such thing as a quick trip to Costco.

Somewhere in between, we accidentally get a little deeper. Kids growing up, the weird mix of independence and sentimentality that comes with parenting, trying to eat like responsible adults without making food a full-time job, working with friends, and how one random smell can transport you straight back to your grandmother’s house.

Erica is also preparing for a girls’ trip involving a concerning amount of copperhead discussion, Jenn may or may not be attending in two-dimensional form, and neither of us has figured out why we’re like this.

Actually… we may have just figured out the podcast.

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Great question.

Moving on.

We’re talking about how we got here, why we decided anyone needed to hear our conversations, and the very reasonable question we keep asking ourselves: what are we even doing?

We don’t know. But apparently, we have a podcast.

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