<![CDATA[The Dating Autopsy]]>Dating is hard. Dating apps are harder. And sometimes the only thing left to do is put the whole experience on the autopsy table.

Welcome to The Dating Autopsy, a podcast about the dates you couldn’t make up if you tried. I’m Emily, an occupational therapist with an unfortunate amount of dating material. From bizarre first dates and missed red flags to the moments that leave you wondering, “Does this man hear himself?” I’m breaking down my real dating stories with humor, hindsight, and a little therapy perspective.

Along the way, we’ll get into the psychology behind dating, including emotional intelligence, communication, attachment, self awareness, boundaries, accountability, and the social emotional skills that can make or break a relationship.

Because sometimes you have to laugh so you don’t cry.

New episodes every other Sunday.

]]>https://riverside.comRiverside.fm (https://riverside.com)Fri, 11 Sep 2026 09:14:50 GMTFri, 04 Sep 2026 03:20:27 GMT60Emily Morton<p>Dating is hard. Dating apps are harder. And sometimes the only thing left to do is put the whole experience on the autopsy table.</p><p>Welcome to <b>The Dating Autopsy</b>, a podcast about the dates you couldn’t make up if you tried. I’m Emily, an occupational therapist with an unfortunate amount of dating material. From bizarre first dates and missed red flags to the moments that leave you wondering, “Does this man hear himself?” I’m breaking down my real dating stories with humor, hindsight, and a little therapy perspective.</p><p>Along the way, we’ll get into the psychology behind dating, including emotional intelligence, communication, attachment, self awareness, boundaries, accountability, and the social emotional skills that can make or break a relationship.</p><p>Because sometimes you have to laugh so you don’t cry.</p><p>New episodes every other Sunday.</p><p></p>episodicEmily Mortonemrose2727@gmail.comyes<![CDATA[The Laundry Bandit]]>What starts as a promising match with a guy from Texas quickly turns into a FaceTime date featuring laundry folding, an unsolicited tour of his golf clubs, and some very premature relationship planning. When confidence crosses into assuming you’re already in a relationship, things get weird fast. Welcome to the Laundry Bandit. You literally can’t make this sh*t up.

]]>5b193c4f-2f7f-4001-a926-5c729d1eccedSun, 06 Sep 2026 16:00:00 GMT<p>What starts as a promising match with a guy from Texas quickly turns into a FaceTime date featuring laundry folding, an unsolicited tour of his golf clubs, and some very premature relationship planning. When confidence crosses into assuming you’re already in a relationship, things get weird fast. Welcome to the Laundry Bandit. You literally can’t make this sh*t up.</p>no00:20:581The Laundry Banditfull