<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:psc="http://podlove.org/simple-chapters" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Olde Salty Bastards - The Show]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><b>Olde Salty Bastards – The Show</b> is where DARK humor, real-life stories, hard-earned lessons, and questionable decisions all collide.</p><p>Hosted by Tug, this is not another polished, corporate-safe podcast filled with rehearsed talking points and fake inspiration. It is raw, loud, honest, and built for veterans, first responders, blue-collar workers, and anyone who has survived life by developing a dark sense of humor.</p><p>Each episode dives into the things people actually talk about when nobody from Human Resources is listening—military life, relationships, aging, bad decisions, American culture, everyday stupidity, personal responsibility, and the absolute circus of modern life.</p><p>You will hear unforgettable sea stories, listener submissions from <b>Salty’s Seabag</b>, brutally honest debates, and the occasional question every decent person has asked themselves:</p><p><b>Am I the Salty Asshole?</b></p><p>Some episodes will make you laugh. Some will piss you off. Some might even make you think.</p><p>No fake outrage. No political party loyalty. No motivational bullshit.</p><p>Just real stories, strong opinions, dark humor, and a community of magnificent bastards who know that sometimes the only way to survive life is to laugh at it.</p><p><b>Welcome to the shit show.</b></p><p><b>Explicit language and adult humor.</b></p>]]></description><link>www.facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards</link><generator>Riverside.fm (https://riverside.com)</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2026 02:14:06 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://api.riverside.com/hosting/l8hnLEwE.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><author><![CDATA[Olde Salty Bastards - The Show]]></author><pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2026 01:56:13 GMT</pubDate><copyright><![CDATA[2026 Olde Salty Bastards - The Show]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><ttl>60</ttl><category><![CDATA[Society & Culture]]></category><category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category><itunes:author>Olde Salty Bastards - The Show</itunes:author><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Olde Salty Bastards – The Show&lt;/b&gt; is where DARK humor, real-life stories, hard-earned lessons, and questionable decisions all collide.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hosted by Tug, this is not another polished, corporate-safe podcast filled with rehearsed talking points and fake inspiration. It is raw, loud, honest, and built for veterans, first responders, blue-collar workers, and anyone who has survived life by developing a dark sense of humor.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Each episode dives into the things people actually talk about when nobody from Human Resources is listening—military life, relationships, aging, bad decisions, American culture, everyday stupidity, personal responsibility, and the absolute circus of modern life.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You will hear unforgettable sea stories, listener submissions from &lt;b&gt;Salty’s Seabag&lt;/b&gt;, brutally honest debates, and the occasional question every decent person has asked themselves:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Am I the Salty Asshole?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Some episodes will make you laugh. Some will piss you off. Some might even make you think.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;No fake outrage. No political party loyalty. No motivational bullshit.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just real stories, strong opinions, dark humor, and a community of magnificent bastards who know that sometimes the only way to survive life is to laugh at it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Welcome to the shit show.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Explicit language and adult humor.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Olde Salty Bastards - The Show</itunes:name><itunes:email>oldesaltyb@yahoo.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"/><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/logos/f1ee11b0-1263-429f-b94f-696f8fd34dbb.jpeg"/><item><title><![CDATA[9/11 — 25 YEARS LATER: THE ONES THE CAMERAS FORGOT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<h2>9/11 — 25 YEARS LATER: THE ONES THE CAMERAS FORGOT</h2><p>Twenty-five years later, September 11, 2001, is still more than a date in history.</p><p>For Tug, it is personal.</p><p>On the morning of September 11, he was supposed to be inside the Pentagon, sitting beside his friend and colleague Gerry Moran after the morning intelligence brief. But he was running late. A phone call moved their meeting to 1:00 p.m.</p><p>At 9:37:46 a.m., American Airlines Flight 77 struck the Pentagon.</p><p>Gerry never made it to one o’clock.</p><p>Tug did.</p><p>In this deeply personal episode of <b>Olde Salty Bastards – The Show</b>, Tug looks back on the people he knew and worked with who were lost that morning, the 184 people killed in the attack on the Pentagon, and the passengers and crew of United Flight 93 who fought back before the aircraft came down near Shanksville, Pennsylvania.</p><p>This episode is not about replaying the images everyone has already seen a thousand times.</p><p>It is about the people.</p><p>The coworkers.</p><p>The friends.</p><p>The service members.</p><p>The civilians.</p><p>The passengers.</p><p>The crew.</p><p>The families who never got another phone call, another dinner, another birthday, or another ordinary day together.</p><p>September 11 happened in New York.</p><p>It happened at the Pentagon in Arlington.</p><p>And it happened in a field near Shanksville.</p><p>Twenty-five years later, they all deserve to be remembered.</p><p><b>Never Forget was never supposed to mean never forget the footage.</b></p><p>It means never forget the people.</p><p>Say their names.</p><p>Remember New York.<br />Remember Arlington.<br />Remember Shanksville.<br />Remember them all.</p><p>⚓ <b>Olde Salty Bastards – The Show</b></p><p>🌐 Website: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://osbshow.com" target="_blank">osbshow.com</a><br />☎️ Call the show: 1-833-OSB-SHOW | 1-833-672-7469<br />▶️ YouTube: @oldesaltybastards-theshow<br />📘 Facebook: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards" target="_blank">facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards</a><br />📸 Instagram: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://instagram.com/oldesaltybastards" target="_blank">instagram.com/oldesaltybastards</a><br />🎵 TikTok: @oldesaltybastards</p><p>Subscribe, follow, share, and help us grow the Olde Salty Bastards community.</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a7141dfc-e0e3-4b94-b5f4-8597b6eab3c4</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Olde Salty Bastards - The Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2026 21:56:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/8d492fb89641ade6eadb00ab72eae12a895e0b21b5d84e72963aaac399d6e610/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJhNzE0MWRmYy1lMGUzLTRiOTQtYjVmNC04NTk3YjZlYWIzYzQiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIyN2EwMzE0NC01YTQxLTRiNmUtOGQ1Mi0xNTJmOWU1YzBlNGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTExMWI2NWU2YWE4MTE2NjE2NzdhOGEiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE5ZGRmZWU4MTAyOWE0YWNhOWJhMGYzL29sZGVzYWx0eWJhc3RhcmRzcy1zdHVkaW8tMjAyNi05LTZfXzIxLTQ5LTM0Lm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="33721095" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/episodes/a7141dfc-e0e3-4b94-b5f4-8597b6eab3c4/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;h2&gt;9/11 — 25 YEARS LATER: THE ONES THE CAMERAS FORGOT&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Twenty-five years later, September 11, 2001, is still more than a date in history.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For Tug, it is personal.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;On the morning of September 11, he was supposed to be inside the Pentagon, sitting beside his friend and colleague Gerry Moran after the morning intelligence brief. But he was running late. A phone call moved their meeting to 1:00 p.m.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;At 9:37:46 a.m., American Airlines Flight 77 struck the Pentagon.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Gerry never made it to one o’clock.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tug did.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In this deeply personal episode of &lt;b&gt;Olde Salty Bastards – The Show&lt;/b&gt;, Tug looks back on the people he knew and worked with who were lost that morning, the 184 people killed in the attack on the Pentagon, and the passengers and crew of United Flight 93 who fought back before the aircraft came down near Shanksville, Pennsylvania.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This episode is not about replaying the images everyone has already seen a thousand times.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It is about the people.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The coworkers.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The friends.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The service members.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The civilians.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The passengers.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The crew.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The families who never got another phone call, another dinner, another birthday, or another ordinary day together.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;September 11 happened in New York.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It happened at the Pentagon in Arlington.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And it happened in a field near Shanksville.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Twenty-five years later, they all deserve to be remembered.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Never Forget was never supposed to mean never forget the footage.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It means never forget the people.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Say their names.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Remember New York.&lt;br /&gt;Remember Arlington.&lt;br /&gt;Remember Shanksville.&lt;br /&gt;Remember them all.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;⚓ &lt;b&gt;Olde Salty Bastards – The Show&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;🌐 Website: &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://osbshow.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;osbshow.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;☎️ Call the show: 1-833-OSB-SHOW | 1-833-672-7469&lt;br /&gt;▶️ YouTube: @oldesaltybastards-theshow&lt;br /&gt;📘 Facebook: &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;📸 Instagram: &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://instagram.com/oldesaltybastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;instagram.com/oldesaltybastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;🎵 TikTok: @oldesaltybastards&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Subscribe, follow, share, and help us grow the Olde Salty Bastards community.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:17:34</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/logos/f1ee11b0-1263-429f-b94f-696f8fd34dbb.jpeg"/><itunes:title>9/11 — 25 YEARS LATER: THE ONES THE CAMERAS FORGOT</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, PART 2: PRISON BREAK WITH PER DIEM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><b>USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, PART 2: PRISON BREAK WITH PER DIEM</b></p><p>They’re finally getting off the damn ship.</p><p>After damn near nine months at sea, the sailors aboard the <b>USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72)</b> are finally getting something they’ve been waiting a long damn time for:</p><p><b>LIBERTY.</b></p><p>And this time, Thailand is on the menu.</p><p>In Part 2 of our USS Abraham Lincoln coverage, Tug takes a look at the Lincoln’s long road home, what the sailors have been dealing with, what finally getting a port visit means after an extended deployment, and why sometimes the greatest words a sailor can hear aren’t “mission accomplished.”</p><p>They’re:</p><p><b>“Liberty call.”</b></p><p>Beds that don’t move.<br />Showers that aren’t trying to kill you.<br />Food that didn’t come off the mess decks.<br />And maybe a little per diem burning a hole in your pocket.</p><p>Welcome to <b>Prison Break with Per Diem.</b></p><p>I’m Tug. Welcome to the shit show.</p><hr /><h3>FOLLOW OLDE SALTY BASTARDS</h3><p>🌐 <b>Website:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://osbshow.com" target="_blank">osbshow.com</a><br />☎️ <b>Call the Show:</b> 1-833-OSB-SHOW / <b>1-833-672-7469</b><br />▶️ <b>YouTube:</b> @oldesaltybastards-theshow<br />📘 <b>Facebook:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards" target="_blank">facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards</a><br />📸 <b>Instagram:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://instagram.com/oldesaltybastards" target="_blank">instagram.com/oldesaltybastards</a><br />🎵 <b>TikTok:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards" target="_blank">tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards</a></p><p><b>Subscribe, follow, share, and help us grow the Olde Salty Bastards community.</b></p><p>#OldeSaltyBastards #USSAbrahamLincoln #CVN72 #USNavy #Sailors #MilitaryLife #NavyLife #Deployment #Veterans #Thailand</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ddfa94c7-768a-40e1-b87b-c0fab2e0b4f5</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Olde Salty Bastards - The Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2026 02:50:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/2398f16d301cd20c0b18736fc0528f2a35d779b94ca4acd60ab2eb3a839cf22c/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJkZGZhOTRjNy03NjhhLTQwZTEtYjg3Yi1jMGZhYjJlMGI0ZjUiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIyN2EwMzE0NC01YTQxLTRiNmUtOGQ1Mi0xNTJmOWU1YzBlNGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTExMWI2NWU2YWE4MTE2NjE2NzdhOGEiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE4ZmE1MDZkNmRjNzA0ODM2NjQ3M2ViL29sZGVzYWx0eWJhc3RhcmRzcy1zdHVkaW8tY29tcG9zZXIubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="19675158" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/episodes/ddfa94c7-768a-40e1-b87b-c0fab2e0b4f5/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, PART 2: PRISON BREAK WITH PER DIEM&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;They’re finally getting off the damn ship.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;After damn near nine months at sea, the sailors aboard the &lt;b&gt;USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72)&lt;/b&gt; are finally getting something they’ve been waiting a long damn time for:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;LIBERTY.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And this time, Thailand is on the menu.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In Part 2 of our USS Abraham Lincoln coverage, Tug takes a look at the Lincoln’s long road home, what the sailors have been dealing with, what finally getting a port visit means after an extended deployment, and why sometimes the greatest words a sailor can hear aren’t “mission accomplished.”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;They’re:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;“Liberty call.”&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Beds that don’t move.&lt;br /&gt;Showers that aren’t trying to kill you.&lt;br /&gt;Food that didn’t come off the mess decks.&lt;br /&gt;And maybe a little per diem burning a hole in your pocket.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Welcome to &lt;b&gt;Prison Break with Per Diem.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m Tug. Welcome to the shit show.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;FOLLOW OLDE SALTY BASTARDS&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;p&gt;🌐 &lt;b&gt;Website:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://osbshow.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;osbshow.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;☎️ &lt;b&gt;Call the Show:&lt;/b&gt; 1-833-OSB-SHOW / &lt;b&gt;1-833-672-7469&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;▶️ &lt;b&gt;YouTube:&lt;/b&gt; @oldesaltybastards-theshow&lt;br /&gt;📘 &lt;b&gt;Facebook:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;📸 &lt;b&gt;Instagram:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://instagram.com/oldesaltybastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;instagram.com/oldesaltybastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;🎵 &lt;b&gt;TikTok:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Subscribe, follow, share, and help us grow the Olde Salty Bastards community.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#OldeSaltyBastards #USSAbrahamLincoln #CVN72 #USNavy #Sailors #MilitaryLife #NavyLife #Deployment #Veterans #Thailand&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:10:15</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/logos/f1ee11b0-1263-429f-b94f-696f8fd34dbb.jpeg"/><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:title>USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, PART 2: PRISON BREAK WITH PER DIEM</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[THE AMERICAN DREAM AIN’T DEAD. THE SALES PITCH IS BULLSH1T # 13 | OLDE SALTY BASTARDS - THE SHOW]]></title><description><![CDATA[<h1>THE AMERICAN DREAM AIN’T DEAD. THE SALES PITCH IS BULLSH1T. — EPISODE 13 | OLDE SALTY BASTARDS — THE SHOW</h1><p>Everybody keeps saying <b>the American Dream is dead.</b></p><p>Tug doesn’t buy it.</p><p>The dream isn’t dead.</p><p><b>The sales pitch is bullshit.</b></p><p>In <b>Episode 13 of Olde Salty Bastards — The Show</b>, Tug takes aim at the version of the American Dream a lot of us were sold growing up:</p><p>Go to school.<br />Get a degree.<br />Find a good job.<br />Work your ass off for 40 years.<br />Buy a house.<br />Retire comfortably.</p><p>Simple, right?</p><p>Except somewhere along the way, the price of admission changed while people kept repeating the same old fucking instructions.</p><p>Housing costs exploded. College became a mountain of debt. Wages didn’t always keep pace. Companies stopped rewarding loyalty the way they once did. And plenty of people did exactly what they were told and still found themselves wondering why the math doesn’t work.</p><p>But that doesn’t mean opportunity disappeared.</p><p>It means <b>the old roadmap doesn’t necessarily lead where it used to.</b></p><p>The American Dream was never supposed to mean everybody follows the exact same path.</p><p>It’s about having the opportunity to build something better — whether that means owning a home, starting a business, learning a trade, changing careers, creating something of your own, or simply having enough control over your life that somebody else doesn’t get to decide what success looks like for you.</p><p>The dream is still there.</p><p>You may just have to stop following somebody else’s fucking directions to find it.</p><p><b>I’m Tug. Welcome to the shit show.</b></p><hr /><h2>FOLLOW OLDE SALTY BASTARDS</h2><p>🌐 <b>Website:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://osbshow.com" target="_blank">osbshow.com</a><br />▶️ <b>YouTube:</b> @oldesaltybastards-theshow<br />📘 <b>Facebook:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards" target="_blank">facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards</a><br />📸 <b>Instagram:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://instagram.com/oldesaltybastards" target="_blank">instagram.com/oldesaltybastards</a><br />🎵 <b>TikTok:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards" target="_blank">tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards</a></p><p><b>Subscribe, follow, share, and help us grow the Olde Salty Bastards community.</b></p><p>📞 <b>1-833-672-7469</b></p><p>That’s:</p><p><b>1-833-OSB-SHOW</b></p><p>Got a story, sea story, confession, fucked-up life lesson, or something you think belongs on the show?</p><p><b>Give us a call.</b></p><p>You just might hear it on a future episode of <b>Olde Salty Bastards — The Show.</b></p><hr /><p><b>This is Tug. Stay salty, you magnificent bastards.</b></p><p>#OldeSaltyBastards #OSBShow #AmericanDream #AmericanDreamAintDead #Podcast #VeteranHumor #WorkingClass #LifeAdvice #Success #StaySalty #MikeRowe</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2b0436c7-6eb3-4536-be62-86f59ba1bba0</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Olde Salty Bastards - The Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2026 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/440e524f74158fe9e9382102ad44d6a11a51fa886eb95166937f6b75d043b199/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIyYjA0MzZjNy02ZWIzLTQ1MzYtYmU2Mi04NmY1OWJhMWJiYTAiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIyN2EwMzE0NC01YTQxLTRiNmUtOGQ1Mi0xNTJmOWU1YzBlNGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTExMWI2NWU2YWE4MTE2NjE2NzdhOGEiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE4YmI4ZmM3ZmQ5NDE1ZjBhYTA0YTVlL29sZGVzYWx0eWJhc3RhcmRzcy1zdHVkaW8tY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi04LTI0X181LTIyLTM2Lm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="26965202" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/episodes/2b0436c7-6eb3-4536-be62-86f59ba1bba0/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;h1&gt;THE AMERICAN DREAM AIN’T DEAD. THE SALES PITCH IS BULLSH1T. — EPISODE 13 | OLDE SALTY BASTARDS — THE SHOW&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;p&gt;Everybody keeps saying &lt;b&gt;the American Dream is dead.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tug doesn’t buy it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The dream isn’t dead.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The sales pitch is bullshit.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In &lt;b&gt;Episode 13 of Olde Salty Bastards — The Show&lt;/b&gt;, Tug takes aim at the version of the American Dream a lot of us were sold growing up:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Go to school.&lt;br /&gt;Get a degree.&lt;br /&gt;Find a good job.&lt;br /&gt;Work your ass off for 40 years.&lt;br /&gt;Buy a house.&lt;br /&gt;Retire comfortably.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Simple, right?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Except somewhere along the way, the price of admission changed while people kept repeating the same old fucking instructions.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Housing costs exploded. College became a mountain of debt. Wages didn’t always keep pace. Companies stopped rewarding loyalty the way they once did. And plenty of people did exactly what they were told and still found themselves wondering why the math doesn’t work.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But that doesn’t mean opportunity disappeared.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It means &lt;b&gt;the old roadmap doesn’t necessarily lead where it used to.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The American Dream was never supposed to mean everybody follows the exact same path.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It’s about having the opportunity to build something better — whether that means owning a home, starting a business, learning a trade, changing careers, creating something of your own, or simply having enough control over your life that somebody else doesn’t get to decide what success looks like for you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The dream is still there.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You may just have to stop following somebody else’s fucking directions to find it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;I’m Tug. Welcome to the shit show.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;h2&gt;FOLLOW OLDE SALTY BASTARDS&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;🌐 &lt;b&gt;Website:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://osbshow.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;osbshow.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;▶️ &lt;b&gt;YouTube:&lt;/b&gt; @oldesaltybastards-theshow&lt;br /&gt;📘 &lt;b&gt;Facebook:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;📸 &lt;b&gt;Instagram:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://instagram.com/oldesaltybastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;instagram.com/oldesaltybastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;🎵 &lt;b&gt;TikTok:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Subscribe, follow, share, and help us grow the Olde Salty Bastards community.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;📞 &lt;b&gt;1-833-672-7469&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;That’s:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;1-833-OSB-SHOW&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Got a story, sea story, confession, fucked-up life lesson, or something you think belongs on the show?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Give us a call.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You just might hear it on a future episode of &lt;b&gt;Olde Salty Bastards — The Show.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;This is Tug. Stay salty, you magnificent bastards.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#OldeSaltyBastards #OSBShow #AmericanDream #AmericanDreamAintDead #Podcast #VeteranHumor #WorkingClass #LifeAdvice #Success #StaySalty #MikeRowe&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:14:03</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/logos/f1ee11b0-1263-429f-b94f-696f8fd34dbb.jpeg"/><itunes:title>THE AMERICAN DREAM AIN’T DEAD. THE SALES PITCH IS BULLSH1T # 13 | OLDE SALTY BASTARDS - THE SHOW</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[PURVIS & SON — EPISODE 12 | OLDE SALTY BASTARDS — THE SHOW]]></title><description><![CDATA[<h1>PURVIS &amp; SON — EPISODE 12 | OLDE SALTY BASTARDS — THE SHOW</h1><p>Some stories are too damn good to disappear.</p><p>In <b>Episode 12 of Olde Salty Bastards — The Show</b>, Tug digs into the story of <b>Purvis &amp; Son</b> — a family name, an old septic truck, hard work, questionable adventures, and the kind of memories that somehow get funnier the more years you put between yourself and the actual event.</p><p>This is one of those episodes about the people, places, jobs, and ridiculous moments that stick with you for life.</p><p>It’s storytelling the Olde Salty Bastards way — <b>uncensored, unapologetic, occasionally inappropriate, and probably not suitable for anybody who gets offended before breakfast.</b></p><p>So grab a drink, pull up a chair, and enjoy <b>PURVIS &amp; SON.</b></p><p><b>I’m Tug. Welcome to the shit show.</b></p><hr /><h2>FOLLOW OLDE SALTY BASTARDS</h2><p>🌐 <b>Website:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://osbshow.com" target="_blank">osbshow.com</a><br />▶️ <b>YouTube:</b> @oldesaltybastards-theshow<br />📘 <b>Facebook:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards" target="_blank">facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards</a><br />📸 <b>Instagram:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://instagram.com/oldesaltybastards" target="_blank">instagram.com/oldesaltybastards</a><br />🎵 <b>TikTok:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards" target="_blank">tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards</a></p><p><b>Subscribe, follow, share, and help us grow the Olde Salty Bastards community.</b></p><p>📞 <b>1-833-672-7469</b></p><p>That’s:</p><p><b>1-833-OSB-SHOW</b></p><p>Got a story, sea story, confession, fucked-up life lesson, or something you think belongs on the show?</p><p><b>Give us a call.</b></p><p>You just might hear it on a future episode of <b>Olde Salty Bastards — The Show.</b></p><hr /><p><b>This is Tug. Stay salty, you magnificent bastards.</b></p><p>#OldeSaltyBastards #OSBShow #PurvisAndSon #Podcast #VeteranHumor #DarkHumor #Storytelling #SeaStories #MilitaryHumor #StaySalty</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e4be12f6-2a94-4b0f-82a1-ede286698d27</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Olde Salty Bastards - The Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/41856460111212cf3eec3289d64092430e8ee5e5bfedb018030db35c110147e7/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJlNGJlMTJmNi0yYTk0LTRiMGYtODJhMS1lZGUyODY2OThkMjciLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIyN2EwMzE0NC01YTQxLTRiNmUtOGQ1Mi0xNTJmOWU1YzBlNGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTExMWI2NWU2YWE4MTE2NjE2NzdhOGEiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE4YmE0N2U0N2E2YTg4NGJmZGIzNDIxL29sZGVzYWx0eWJhc3RhcmRzcy1zdHVkaW8tY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi04LTI0X18zLTU1LTEwLm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="24964850" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/episodes/e4be12f6-2a94-4b0f-82a1-ede286698d27/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;h1&gt;PURVIS &amp;amp; SON — EPISODE 12 | OLDE SALTY BASTARDS — THE SHOW&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;p&gt;Some stories are too damn good to disappear.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In &lt;b&gt;Episode 12 of Olde Salty Bastards — The Show&lt;/b&gt;, Tug digs into the story of &lt;b&gt;Purvis &amp;amp; Son&lt;/b&gt; — a family name, an old septic truck, hard work, questionable adventures, and the kind of memories that somehow get funnier the more years you put between yourself and the actual event.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is one of those episodes about the people, places, jobs, and ridiculous moments that stick with you for life.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It’s storytelling the Olde Salty Bastards way — &lt;b&gt;uncensored, unapologetic, occasionally inappropriate, and probably not suitable for anybody who gets offended before breakfast.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So grab a drink, pull up a chair, and enjoy &lt;b&gt;PURVIS &amp;amp; SON.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;I’m Tug. Welcome to the shit show.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;h2&gt;FOLLOW OLDE SALTY BASTARDS&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;🌐 &lt;b&gt;Website:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://osbshow.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;osbshow.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;▶️ &lt;b&gt;YouTube:&lt;/b&gt; @oldesaltybastards-theshow&lt;br /&gt;📘 &lt;b&gt;Facebook:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;📸 &lt;b&gt;Instagram:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://instagram.com/oldesaltybastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;instagram.com/oldesaltybastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;🎵 &lt;b&gt;TikTok:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Subscribe, follow, share, and help us grow the Olde Salty Bastards community.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;📞 &lt;b&gt;1-833-672-7469&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;That’s:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;1-833-OSB-SHOW&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Got a story, sea story, confession, fucked-up life lesson, or something you think belongs on the show?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Give us a call.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You just might hear it on a future episode of &lt;b&gt;Olde Salty Bastards — The Show.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;This is Tug. Stay salty, you magnificent bastards.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#OldeSaltyBastards #OSBShow #PurvisAndSon #Podcast #VeteranHumor #DarkHumor #Storytelling #SeaStories #MilitaryHumor #StaySalty&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:13:00</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/logos/f1ee11b0-1263-429f-b94f-696f8fd34dbb.jpeg"/><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:title>PURVIS &amp; SON — EPISODE 12 | OLDE SALTY BASTARDS — THE SHOW</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN: SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><b>USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN: SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP</b></p><p>More than 260 days deployed. More than 200 days without a normal port call. Reports of food shortages, hygiene problems, broken equipment, exhausted sailors, and morale issues aboard the USS <i>Abraham Lincoln</i> have turned the carrier into the latest political shitstorm.</p><p>Tug has a different perspective.</p><p>He served aboard USS <i>America</i> (CV-66) in the 1990s, back when there was no Wi-Fi, no FaceTime, barely a fucking light in your rack, port calls could disappear without warning, and sometimes Navy chow became its own gastrointestinal weapons program.</p><p>In this episode, Tug takes on the <i>Lincoln</i> controversy, the difference between legitimate negligence and ordinary military hardship, the outrage crowd that suddenly thinks deployment is supposed to be comfortable, and the politicians using sailors as ammunition.</p><p>He also gets into his own carrier stories, including a canceled Persian Gulf port call after transiting the Suez Canal, JP-5 flavored water, bug juice, MREs, the legendary chili-mac chemical attack, and Lance Corporal Zachary Mayo—the Marine who went overboard from USS <i>America</i>, survived roughly 36 hours at sea, and later became the subject of a 93-page Navy investigation.</p><p>There are legitimate problems that should be fixed.</p><p>Feed the sailors.<br />Give them safe water.<br />Fix the sanitation problems.<br />Take mental health seriously.<br />Take care of your fucking people.</p><p>But being tired, pissed off, eating shitty food, missing liberty, and wanting to come home does not automatically mean the Navy is abusing you.</p><p>Sometimes deployment just fucking sucks.</p><p>Sometimes you embrace the suck.</p><p>And sometimes the answer really is:</p><p><b>Suck it up, buttercup.</b></p><hr /><p><b>Subscribe, follow, share, and help grow the Olde Salty Bastards community.</b></p><h2>FOLLOW OLDE SALTY BASTARDS</h2><p>🌐 <b>Website:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://osbshow.com" target="_blank">osbshow.com</a><br />▶️ <b>YouTube:</b> @oldesaltybastards-theshow<br />📘 <b>Facebook:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards" target="_blank">facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards</a><br />📸 <b>Instagram:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://instagram.com/oldesaltybastards" target="_blank">instagram.com/oldesaltybastards</a><br />🎵 <b>TikTok:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards" target="_blank">tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards</a></p><hr /><p>Got a sea story, military story, fucked-up news story, or something you think Tug needs to talk about?</p><p>📞 <b>Call the Olde Salty Bastards voicemail:</b><br /><b>1-833-OSB-SHOW</b><br /><b>1-833-672-7469</b></p><hr /><p>⚠️ <b>WARNING:</b> Olde Salty Bastards contains adult language, dark humor, sarcasm, strong opinions, military stories, and material that may offend people who wandered into the wrong fucking podcast.</p><p></p><p>I’m Tug.</p><p><b>Stay salty, you magnificent bastards.</b></p><p></p><p>#OldeSaltyBastards #USSAbrahamLincoln #USNavy #NavyLife #AircraftCarrier #Military #Veterans #MilitaryLife #VeteranPodcast #SuckItUpButtercup #OSBShow</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">73916797-e1b1-4889-a8e0-2e290942c66d</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Olde Salty Bastards - The Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2026 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/396ccefb293582bd00a15bb93915363c1896002b2e490f5912744747e74ebfd5/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI3MzkxNjc5Ny1lMWIxLTQ4ODktYThlMC0yZTI5MDk0MmM2NmQiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIyN2EwMzE0NC01YTQxLTRiNmUtOGQ1Mi0xNTJmOWU1YzBlNGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTExMWI2NWU2YWE4MTE2NjE2NzdhOGEiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE4NTJiNTk4YTE3NTdkNDFkZmY3NTU4L29sZGVzYWx0eWJhc3RhcmRzcy1zdHVkaW8tY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi04LTE5X182LTQtNDEubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="49301777" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/episodes/73916797-e1b1-4889-a8e0-2e290942c66d/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN: SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;More than 260 days deployed. More than 200 days without a normal port call. Reports of food shortages, hygiene problems, broken equipment, exhausted sailors, and morale issues aboard the USS &lt;i&gt;Abraham Lincoln&lt;/i&gt; have turned the carrier into the latest political shitstorm.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tug has a different perspective.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He served aboard USS &lt;i&gt;America&lt;/i&gt; (CV-66) in the 1990s, back when there was no Wi-Fi, no FaceTime, barely a fucking light in your rack, port calls could disappear without warning, and sometimes Navy chow became its own gastrointestinal weapons program.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In this episode, Tug takes on the &lt;i&gt;Lincoln&lt;/i&gt; controversy, the difference between legitimate negligence and ordinary military hardship, the outrage crowd that suddenly thinks deployment is supposed to be comfortable, and the politicians using sailors as ammunition.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He also gets into his own carrier stories, including a canceled Persian Gulf port call after transiting the Suez Canal, JP-5 flavored water, bug juice, MREs, the legendary chili-mac chemical attack, and Lance Corporal Zachary Mayo—the Marine who went overboard from USS &lt;i&gt;America&lt;/i&gt;, survived roughly 36 hours at sea, and later became the subject of a 93-page Navy investigation.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;There are legitimate problems that should be fixed.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Feed the sailors.&lt;br /&gt;Give them safe water.&lt;br /&gt;Fix the sanitation problems.&lt;br /&gt;Take mental health seriously.&lt;br /&gt;Take care of your fucking people.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But being tired, pissed off, eating shitty food, missing liberty, and wanting to come home does not automatically mean the Navy is abusing you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sometimes deployment just fucking sucks.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sometimes you embrace the suck.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And sometimes the answer really is:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Suck it up, buttercup.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Subscribe, follow, share, and help grow the Olde Salty Bastards community.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;FOLLOW OLDE SALTY BASTARDS&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;🌐 &lt;b&gt;Website:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://osbshow.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;osbshow.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;▶️ &lt;b&gt;YouTube:&lt;/b&gt; @oldesaltybastards-theshow&lt;br /&gt;📘 &lt;b&gt;Facebook:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;📸 &lt;b&gt;Instagram:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://instagram.com/oldesaltybastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;instagram.com/oldesaltybastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;🎵 &lt;b&gt;TikTok:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Got a sea story, military story, fucked-up news story, or something you think Tug needs to talk about?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;📞 &lt;b&gt;Call the Olde Salty Bastards voicemail:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;1-833-OSB-SHOW&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;1-833-672-7469&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;p&gt;⚠️ &lt;b&gt;WARNING:&lt;/b&gt; Olde Salty Bastards contains adult language, dark humor, sarcasm, strong opinions, military stories, and material that may offend people who wandered into the wrong fucking podcast.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m Tug.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Stay salty, you magnificent bastards.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#OldeSaltyBastards #USSAbrahamLincoln #USNavy #NavyLife #AircraftCarrier #Military #Veterans #MilitaryLife #VeteranPodcast #SuckItUpButtercup #OSBShow&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:25:41</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/logos/f1ee11b0-1263-429f-b94f-696f8fd34dbb.jpeg"/><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:title>USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN: SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[44 A Day: The Next Mission (Part 3)]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>44 A Day: The Next Mission — Part 3</p><p>Part 1 was about why veterans drift.</p><p>Part 2 was about keeping somebody alive through the night.</p><p>Part 3 asks the question almost nobody talks about afterward:</p><p><b>What are you staying alive for?</b></p><p>Because survival is not the finish line.</p><p><b>It is the starting line.</b></p><p>In the final chapter of the <b>44 A Day trilogy</b>, TUG talks about rebuilding purpose after military service, trauma, loss, divorce, addiction, isolation, and everything else that can leave a veteran feeling like the mission ended and nobody bothered to issue another one.</p><p>And sometimes the next mission does not arrive with a dramatic speech.</p><p>Sometimes it looks like a busted lawnmower.</p><p>A guy we will call Dale hit bottom after leaving the military.</p><p>Drinking. Divorce. Isolation.</p><p>Then one day he fixed a neighbor’s mower.</p><p>One mower became another. Then a weed eater. Then a generator.</p><p>Eventually Dale’s garage became the place where broken things got fixed.</p><p>Including, in a way, broken people.</p><p>Because one younger veteran eventually showed up carrying a chainsaw that did not need fixing.</p><p>He came because he had heard Dale’s garage was a place where a guy could stand without having to explain himself.</p><p><b>That is the point of this episode.</b></p><p>Your next mission may look small. It may look ordinary.</p><p>But purpose, structure, service, movement, brotherhood, professional help, and posttraumatic growth can turn surviving into actually living again.</p><p>This episode also discusses <b>Boulder Crest</b> and its <b>Warrior PATHH</b> program, which focuses on posttraumatic growth for veterans and first responders.</p><p><b>This is Part 3 and the conclusion of the 44 A Day trilogy.</b></p><p><b>Part 1:</b> The War Came Home With Us<br /><b>Part 2:</b> Open the Door<br /><b>Part 3:</b> The Next Mission</p><hr /><h2>IF YOU ARE STRUGGLING RIGHT NOW</h2><p><b>Call 988 and press 1</b><br /><b>Text 838255</b><br /><b>Chat at </b><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://VeteransCrisisLine.net" target="_blank"><b>VeteransCrisisLine.net</b></a></p><p>You do not have to be enrolled in VA health care to contact the Veterans Crisis Line.</p><hr /><h2>BOULDER CREST / WARRIOR PATHH</h2><p>Learn more about <b>Boulder Crest Foundation</b> and <b>Warrior PATHH</b>:</p><p><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://BoulderCrest.org" target="_blank"><b>BoulderCrest.org</b></a></p><p>Warrior PATHH helps veterans and first responders turn struggle into strength through posttraumatic growth.</p><hr /><p>Do not spend the rest of your life standing on the slab.</p><p><b>Walk up the road. Build the thing the water cannot take.</b></p><hr /><h2>FOLLOW OLDE SALTY BASTARDS</h2><p> <b>Website:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://osbshow.com" target="_blank">osbshow.com</a><br /> <b>YouTube:</b> @oldesaltybastards-theshow<br /> <b>Facebook:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards" target="_blank">facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards</a><br /> <b>Instagram:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://instagram.com/oldesaltybastards" target="_blank">instagram.com/oldesaltybastards</a><br /> <b>TikTok:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards" target="_blank">tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards</a></p><p> <b>CALL THE SHOW:</b> <b>1-833-OSB-SHOW</b></p><p>Subscribe, follow, share, and help us grow the <b>Olde Salty Bastards</b> community.</p><p></p><p>You made it through the war.</p><p>You made it through coming home.</p><p><b>Now build the next mission.</b></p><p></p><p>This is TUG.</p><p></p><p><b>Stay salty, you magnificent bastards.</b></p><p></p><p>#OldeSaltyBastards #44ADay #TheNextMission #Veterans #VeteranMentalHealth #VeteranSuicide #PostTraumaticGrowth #WarriorPATHH #BoulderCrest #PTSD #VeteranSupport</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e6dde868-c71c-49d9-89f5-bcc785f9c2ea</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Olde Salty Bastards - The Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2026 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/a3390f8e0f2a52bceac9f0e7816a8926d4157ac647c910e1a5bf1b3f4411a9b7/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJlNmRkZTg2OC1jNzFjLTQ5ZDktODlmNS1iY2M3ODVmOWMyZWEiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIyN2EwMzE0NC01YTQxLTRiNmUtOGQ1Mi0xNTJmOWU1YzBlNGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTExMWI2NWU2YWE4MTE2NjE2NzdhOGEiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE4MDlhNjg5NjBiMzk2NDc5M2Q5OGUxL29sZGVzYWx0eWJhc3RhcmRzcy1zdHVkaW8tY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi04LTE1X18xOC01Ny0xMi5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="33100843" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/episodes/e6dde868-c71c-49d9-89f5-bcc785f9c2ea/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;44 A Day: The Next Mission — Part 3&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Part 1 was about why veterans drift.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Part 2 was about keeping somebody alive through the night.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Part 3 asks the question almost nobody talks about afterward:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;What are you staying alive for?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Because survival is not the finish line.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;It is the starting line.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In the final chapter of the &lt;b&gt;44 A Day trilogy&lt;/b&gt;, TUG talks about rebuilding purpose after military service, trauma, loss, divorce, addiction, isolation, and everything else that can leave a veteran feeling like the mission ended and nobody bothered to issue another one.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And sometimes the next mission does not arrive with a dramatic speech.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sometimes it looks like a busted lawnmower.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A guy we will call Dale hit bottom after leaving the military.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Drinking. Divorce. Isolation.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Then one day he fixed a neighbor’s mower.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;One mower became another. Then a weed eater. Then a generator.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Eventually Dale’s garage became the place where broken things got fixed.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Including, in a way, broken people.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Because one younger veteran eventually showed up carrying a chainsaw that did not need fixing.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He came because he had heard Dale’s garage was a place where a guy could stand without having to explain himself.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;That is the point of this episode.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Your next mission may look small. It may look ordinary.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But purpose, structure, service, movement, brotherhood, professional help, and posttraumatic growth can turn surviving into actually living again.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This episode also discusses &lt;b&gt;Boulder Crest&lt;/b&gt; and its &lt;b&gt;Warrior PATHH&lt;/b&gt; program, which focuses on posttraumatic growth for veterans and first responders.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;This is Part 3 and the conclusion of the 44 A Day trilogy.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Part 1:&lt;/b&gt; The War Came Home With Us&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Part 2:&lt;/b&gt; Open the Door&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Part 3:&lt;/b&gt; The Next Mission&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;h2&gt;IF YOU ARE STRUGGLING RIGHT NOW&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Call 988 and press 1&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Text 838255&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Chat at &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://VeteransCrisisLine.net&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;VeteransCrisisLine.net&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You do not have to be enrolled in VA health care to contact the Veterans Crisis Line.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;h2&gt;BOULDER CREST / WARRIOR PATHH&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Learn more about &lt;b&gt;Boulder Crest Foundation&lt;/b&gt; and &lt;b&gt;Warrior PATHH&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://BoulderCrest.org&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;BoulderCrest.org&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Warrior PATHH helps veterans and first responders turn struggle into strength through posttraumatic growth.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Do not spend the rest of your life standing on the slab.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Walk up the road. Build the thing the water cannot take.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;h2&gt;FOLLOW OLDE SALTY BASTARDS&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;b&gt;Website:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://osbshow.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;osbshow.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;b&gt;YouTube:&lt;/b&gt; @oldesaltybastards-theshow&lt;br /&gt; &lt;b&gt;Facebook:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;b&gt;Instagram:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://instagram.com/oldesaltybastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;instagram.com/oldesaltybastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;b&gt;TikTok:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;b&gt;CALL THE SHOW:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;b&gt;1-833-OSB-SHOW&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Subscribe, follow, share, and help us grow the &lt;b&gt;Olde Salty Bastards&lt;/b&gt; community.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You made it through the war.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You made it through coming home.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Now build the next mission.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is TUG.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Stay salty, you magnificent bastards.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#OldeSaltyBastards #44ADay #TheNextMission #Veterans #VeteranMentalHealth #VeteranSuicide #PostTraumaticGrowth #WarriorPATHH #BoulderCrest #PTSD #VeteranSupport&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:17:14</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/logos/f1ee11b0-1263-429f-b94f-696f8fd34dbb.jpeg"/><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:title>44 A Day: The Next Mission (Part 3)</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[44 A Day: The War Came Home With Us — Part 1]]></title><description><![CDATA[<h1>44 A Day: The War Came Home With Us — Part 1</h1><p>This is the beginning of a three-part Olde Salty Bastards series about veteran suicide, isolation, pain, lost purpose, and the war that sometimes follows people home long after the uniform comes off.</p><p>For years, people talked about “22 a day.”</p><p>The VA’s official suicide count is lower than that, while other research looking at suicide and self-injury mortality has estimated the true number could be much higher.</p><p>But this episode is not about arguing over statistics.</p><p>It is about the people behind them.</p><p>The veteran who stops answering the group chat.</p><p>The guy who used to make everybody laugh and suddenly goes quiet.</p><p>The one dealing with chronic pain, drinking too much, sleeping like garbage, losing his marriage, fighting the VA, and slowly convincing himself that everybody would be better off without him.</p><p>This episode asks a harder question:</p><p></p><p><b>When did he stop living before he actually died?</b></p><p>Because there is often a long stretch of road between somebody starting to drift and somebody reaching the end.</p><p>That stretch of road is where the rest of us still have a chance to do something.</p><p></p><p>This is <b>Part 1 of the 44 A Day trilogy.</b></p><p>Part 2: <b>Open the Door</b><br />Part 3: <b>The Next Mission</b></p><p>If you are struggling right now:</p><p><b>Call 988 and press 1</b><br /><b>Text 838255</b><br /><b>Chat at </b><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://VeteransCrisisLine.net" target="_blank"><b>VeteransCrisisLine.net</b></a></p><p>You do not have to be enrolled in VA health care to use the Veterans Crisis Line.</p><p></p><p>⚓ <b>OLDE SALTY BASTARDS — THE SHOW</b></p><h2>FOLLOW OLDE SALTY BASTARDS</h2><p>🌐 <b>Website:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://osbshow.com" target="_blank">osbshow.com</a><br />▶️ <b>YouTube:</b> @oldesaltybastards-theshow <br />📘 <b>Facebook:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards" target="_blank">facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards</a><br />📸 <b>Instagram:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://instagram.com/oldesaltybastards" target="_blank">instagram.com/oldesaltybastards</a><br />🎵 <b>TikTok:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards" target="_blank">tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards</a></p><p>📞 <b>CALL THE SHOW:</b> <b>1-833-OSB-SHOW</b></p><p></p><p>Subscribe, follow, share, and help us grow the Olde Salty Bastards community.</p><p></p><p>Take care of your people. Take care of yourself.</p><p></p><p><b>This is Tug. Stay salty, you magnificent bastards.</b></p><p></p><p>#OldeSaltyBastards #44ADay #Veterans #VeteranSuicide #VeteranMentalHealth #PTSD #VeteransCrisisLine #MilitaryVeterans #MentalHealth #VeteranSupport</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">fcc9eed3-1586-4ea1-a81f-f08a9f93e61c</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Olde Salty Bastards - The Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2026 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/4396adf39d2e024e10951fbf1185cf7c9d193dca94de6a9f9311af71a6e0a646/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJmY2M5ZWVkMy0xNTg2LTRlYTEtYTgxZi1mMDhhOWY5M2U2MWMiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIyN2EwMzE0NC01YTQxLTRiNmUtOGQ1Mi0xNTJmOWU1YzBlNGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTExMWI2NWU2YWE4MTE2NjE2NzdhOGEiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE3ZjQzZWIzNzllY2U3Nzc0YjVjYzRiL29sZGVzYWx0eWJhc3RhcmRzcy1zdHVkaW8tY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi04LTE0X18xOC0zNS01NS5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="33745336" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/episodes/fcc9eed3-1586-4ea1-a81f-f08a9f93e61c/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;h1&gt;44 A Day: The War Came Home With Us — Part 1&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is the beginning of a three-part Olde Salty Bastards series about veteran suicide, isolation, pain, lost purpose, and the war that sometimes follows people home long after the uniform comes off.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For years, people talked about “22 a day.”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The VA’s official suicide count is lower than that, while other research looking at suicide and self-injury mortality has estimated the true number could be much higher.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But this episode is not about arguing over statistics.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It is about the people behind them.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The veteran who stops answering the group chat.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The guy who used to make everybody laugh and suddenly goes quiet.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The one dealing with chronic pain, drinking too much, sleeping like garbage, losing his marriage, fighting the VA, and slowly convincing himself that everybody would be better off without him.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This episode asks a harder question:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;When did he stop living before he actually died?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Because there is often a long stretch of road between somebody starting to drift and somebody reaching the end.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;That stretch of road is where the rest of us still have a chance to do something.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is &lt;b&gt;Part 1 of the 44 A Day trilogy.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Part 2: &lt;b&gt;Open the Door&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Part 3: &lt;b&gt;The Next Mission&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you are struggling right now:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Call 988 and press 1&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Text 838255&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Chat at &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://VeteransCrisisLine.net&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;VeteransCrisisLine.net&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You do not have to be enrolled in VA health care to use the Veterans Crisis Line.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;⚓ &lt;b&gt;OLDE SALTY BASTARDS — THE SHOW&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;FOLLOW OLDE SALTY BASTARDS&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;🌐 &lt;b&gt;Website:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://osbshow.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;osbshow.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;▶️ &lt;b&gt;YouTube:&lt;/b&gt; @oldesaltybastards-theshow &lt;br /&gt;📘 &lt;b&gt;Facebook:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;📸 &lt;b&gt;Instagram:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://instagram.com/oldesaltybastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;instagram.com/oldesaltybastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;🎵 &lt;b&gt;TikTok:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;📞 &lt;b&gt;CALL THE SHOW:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;b&gt;1-833-OSB-SHOW&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Subscribe, follow, share, and help us grow the Olde Salty Bastards community.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Take care of your people. Take care of yourself.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;This is Tug. Stay salty, you magnificent bastards.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#OldeSaltyBastards #44ADay #Veterans #VeteranSuicide #VeteranMentalHealth #PTSD #VeteransCrisisLine #MilitaryVeterans #MentalHealth #VeteranSupport&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:17:35</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/logos/f1ee11b0-1263-429f-b94f-696f8fd34dbb.jpeg"/><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:title>44 A Day: The War Came Home With Us — Part 1</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[44 A Day: Open the Door — Part 2]]></title><description><![CDATA[<h1>44 A Day: Open the Door — Part 2</h1><p>A veteran calls his buddy and says he is done.</p><p>His buddy does not give him a speech.</p><p>He does not tell him to think positive.</p><p>He does not tell him everything happens for a reason.</p><p>He says four words:</p><p><b>“Open the door, bro.”</b></p><p>Because he is already standing outside.</p><p>Part 1 of this trilogy looked at why veterans start to drift.</p><p>Part 2 is about what the rest of us actually do when we see it happening.</p><p>How do you check on the strong one?</p><p>What do you say when somebody tells you they are done?</p><p>Should you ask directly if someone is thinking about suicide?</p><p>What do you do about firearms, medication, alcohol, isolation, and the bad night that can become permanent?</p><p>This episode is about getting somebody through the night.</p><p>Not with slogans.</p><p>Not with social media posts.</p><p>With action.</p><p>Answer the phone.</p><p>Show up.</p><p>Ask the direct question.</p><p>Stay with them.</p><p>Make the house safer.</p><p>Get them to help.</p><p>Sometimes supporting a veteran means standing watch over more than a post.</p><p>Sometimes it means standing watch over a life.</p><p>This is <b>Part 2 of the 44 A Day trilogy.</b></p><p>Part 1: <b>The War Came Home With Us</b><br />Part 3: <b>The Next Mission</b></p><p></p><p>If you are struggling right now:</p><p><b>Call 988 and press 1</b><br /><b>Text 838255</b><br /><b>Chat at </b><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://VeteransCrisisLine.net" target="_blank"><b>VeteransCrisisLine.net</b></a></p><p>If you believe someone is in immediate danger, stay with them and get emergency help.</p><p></p><p>⚓ <b>OLDE SALTY BASTARDS — THE SHOW</b></p><p>🌐 <b>Website:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://osbshow.com" target="_blank">osbshow.com</a><br />▶️ <b>YouTube:</b> @oldesaltybastards-theshow<br />📘 <b>Facebook:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards" target="_blank">facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards</a><br />📸 <b>Instagram:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://instagram.com/oldesaltybastards" target="_blank">instagram.com/oldesaltybastards</a><br />🎵 <b>TikTok:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards" target="_blank">tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards</a></p><p>📞 <b>CALL THE SHOW:</b> <b>1-833-OSB-SHOW</b></p><p></p><p>Subscribe, follow, share, and help us grow the Olde Salty Bastards community.</p><p></p><p>Do not let your people drift into the dark without a fight.</p><p><b>Stand watch. Make the call. Open the door.</b></p><p></p><p>This is Tug.</p><p></p><p><b>Stay salty, you magnificent bastards.</b></p><p></p><p>#OldeSaltyBastards #44ADay #OpenTheDoor #Veterans #VeteranSuicide #VeteranMentalHealth #PTSD #VeteransCrisisLine #MilitaryVeterans #CheckOnYourPeople</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ad799fbb-c656-4a2e-b97e-885fb06d1d34</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Olde Salty Bastards - The Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2026 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/f31dfd869060e301e4cd6e49851859413a7c9dd4e692c73a257f1c621c2e1bc1/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJhZDc5OWZiYi1jNjU2LTRhMmUtYjk3ZS04ODVmYjA2ZDFkMzQiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIyN2EwMzE0NC01YTQxLTRiNmUtOGQ1Mi0xNTJmOWU1YzBlNGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTExMWI2NWU2YWE4MTE2NjE2NzdhOGEiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE3ZjQwYTIzNjlhMjdjYmM0YTVjMzUwL29sZGVzYWx0eWJhc3RhcmRzcy1zdHVkaW8tY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi04LTE0X18xOC0yMS01NC5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="34562864" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/episodes/ad799fbb-c656-4a2e-b97e-885fb06d1d34/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;h1&gt;44 A Day: Open the Door — Part 2&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;p&gt;A veteran calls his buddy and says he is done.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;His buddy does not give him a speech.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He does not tell him to think positive.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He does not tell him everything happens for a reason.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He says four words:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;“Open the door, bro.”&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Because he is already standing outside.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Part 1 of this trilogy looked at why veterans start to drift.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Part 2 is about what the rest of us actually do when we see it happening.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;How do you check on the strong one?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What do you say when somebody tells you they are done?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Should you ask directly if someone is thinking about suicide?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What do you do about firearms, medication, alcohol, isolation, and the bad night that can become permanent?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This episode is about getting somebody through the night.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Not with slogans.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Not with social media posts.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;With action.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Answer the phone.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Show up.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ask the direct question.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Stay with them.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Make the house safer.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Get them to help.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sometimes supporting a veteran means standing watch over more than a post.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sometimes it means standing watch over a life.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is &lt;b&gt;Part 2 of the 44 A Day trilogy.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Part 1: &lt;b&gt;The War Came Home With Us&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Part 3: &lt;b&gt;The Next Mission&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you are struggling right now:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Call 988 and press 1&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Text 838255&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Chat at &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://VeteransCrisisLine.net&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;VeteransCrisisLine.net&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you believe someone is in immediate danger, stay with them and get emergency help.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;⚓ &lt;b&gt;OLDE SALTY BASTARDS — THE SHOW&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;🌐 &lt;b&gt;Website:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://osbshow.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;osbshow.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;▶️ &lt;b&gt;YouTube:&lt;/b&gt; @oldesaltybastards-theshow&lt;br /&gt;📘 &lt;b&gt;Facebook:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;📸 &lt;b&gt;Instagram:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://instagram.com/oldesaltybastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;instagram.com/oldesaltybastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;🎵 &lt;b&gt;TikTok:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;tiktok.com/@oldesaltybastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;📞 &lt;b&gt;CALL THE SHOW:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;b&gt;1-833-OSB-SHOW&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Subscribe, follow, share, and help us grow the Olde Salty Bastards community.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Do not let your people drift into the dark without a fight.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Stand watch. Make the call. Open the door.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is Tug.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Stay salty, you magnificent bastards.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#OldeSaltyBastards #44ADay #OpenTheDoor #Veterans #VeteranSuicide #VeteranMentalHealth #PTSD #VeteransCrisisLine #MilitaryVeterans #CheckOnYourPeople&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:18:00</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/logos/f1ee11b0-1263-429f-b94f-696f8fd34dbb.jpeg"/><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:title>44 A Day: Open the Door — Part 2</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[EPISODE 7 — Two Dudes, One Wig, and the WNBA’s Missing Rulebook]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><b>EPISODE 7 — Two Dudes, One Wig, and the WNBA’s Missing Rulebook</b></p><p>Reality has officially become a South Park episode.</p><p>Former NBA center Enes Kanter Freedom — 6'10", 250 pounds and the third overall pick in the 2011 NBA Draft — says he's declaring himself a prospect for the 2027 WNBA Draft.</p><p>Then former NBA first-round pick Royce White decided to join the party.</p><p>His contribution?</p><p>He's declared that he's transgender — specifically, that he sometimes identifies as a woman "for the purposes of professional basketball."</p><p>Oh, and apparently his wig is in the mail.</p><p>You can't make this shit up.</p><p>But underneath the trolling, satire and absurdity is a legitimate question:</p><p><b>What exactly makes someone eligible to compete in a professional women's sports league?</b></p><p>In Episode 7 of Olde Salty Bastards, Tug digs into what the WNBA's rules actually say, what they don't say, and why Freedom and White are using the league's language to make their point.</p><p>We also get into Sophie Cunningham's comments about protecting women's sports, Gabby Williams' position on transgender athletes, and why competitive sports ultimately require clearly defined categories and eligibility standards.</p><p>Is Enes Kanter Freedom making a mockery of women's basketball?</p><p>Or is he making a mockery of what he believes is an inconsistent argument?</p><p>Either way, two former NBA players are standing at the WNBA's front door asking one very simple question:</p><p><b>Define the rule.</b></p><p>And somewhere, the writers of South Park are probably wondering how the hell they're supposed to compete with reality.</p><p>⚓ <b>OLDE SALTY BASTARDS — THE SHOW</b></p><p>Got something to say? Agree? Disagree? Think Tug's completely full of shit?</p><p>📞 Call the show: <b>1-833-OSB-SHOW</b></p><p>🌐 <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://osbshow.com" target="_blank"><b>osbshow.com</b></a></p><p>Follow Olde Salty Bastards on Facebook:<br /><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards" target="_blank"><b>facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards</b></a></p><p>Subscribe, comment, and share the episode.</p><p>And as always...</p><p><b>Stay salty, you magnificent bastards.</b></p><p>#OldeSaltyBastards #WNBA #EnesKanterFreedom #RoyceWhite #WomensSports #SophieCunningham #TransgenderAthletes #WNBA2027 #Basketball #SportsDebate #Podcast #Tug</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c29a69e6-2e8e-46b3-98f5-f4ff214a6fd0</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Olde Salty Bastards - The Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 00:51:31 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/4590f8f6dde4a195a099a03aa372459be3eda2d5f5946f81efa72cb2e8c489a5/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJjMjlhNjllNi0yZThlLTQ2YjMtOThmNS1mNGZmMjE0YTZmZDAiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIyN2EwMzE0NC01YTQxLTRiNmUtOGQ1Mi0xNTJmOWU1YzBlNGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTExMWI2NWU2YWE4MTE2NjE2NzdhOGEiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE3OTFmNDI0NDBlYzFlOWZjNWJmNzFlL29sZGVzYWx0eWJhc3RhcmRzcy1zdHVkaW8tY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi04LTEwX18yLTQ1LTU0Lm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="21693901" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/episodes/c29a69e6-2e8e-46b3-98f5-f4ff214a6fd0/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;EPISODE 7 — Two Dudes, One Wig, and the WNBA’s Missing Rulebook&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Reality has officially become a South Park episode.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Former NBA center Enes Kanter Freedom — 6&apos;10&quot;, 250 pounds and the third overall pick in the 2011 NBA Draft — says he&apos;s declaring himself a prospect for the 2027 WNBA Draft.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Then former NBA first-round pick Royce White decided to join the party.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;His contribution?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He&apos;s declared that he&apos;s transgender — specifically, that he sometimes identifies as a woman &quot;for the purposes of professional basketball.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh, and apparently his wig is in the mail.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You can&apos;t make this shit up.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But underneath the trolling, satire and absurdity is a legitimate question:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;What exactly makes someone eligible to compete in a professional women&apos;s sports league?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In Episode 7 of Olde Salty Bastards, Tug digs into what the WNBA&apos;s rules actually say, what they don&apos;t say, and why Freedom and White are using the league&apos;s language to make their point.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We also get into Sophie Cunningham&apos;s comments about protecting women&apos;s sports, Gabby Williams&apos; position on transgender athletes, and why competitive sports ultimately require clearly defined categories and eligibility standards.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Is Enes Kanter Freedom making a mockery of women&apos;s basketball?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Or is he making a mockery of what he believes is an inconsistent argument?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Either way, two former NBA players are standing at the WNBA&apos;s front door asking one very simple question:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Define the rule.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And somewhere, the writers of South Park are probably wondering how the hell they&apos;re supposed to compete with reality.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;⚓ &lt;b&gt;OLDE SALTY BASTARDS — THE SHOW&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Got something to say? Agree? Disagree? Think Tug&apos;s completely full of shit?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;📞 Call the show: &lt;b&gt;1-833-OSB-SHOW&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;🌐 &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://osbshow.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;osbshow.com&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Follow Olde Salty Bastards on Facebook:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Subscribe, comment, and share the episode.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And as always...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Stay salty, you magnificent bastards.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#OldeSaltyBastards #WNBA #EnesKanterFreedom #RoyceWhite #WomensSports #SophieCunningham #TransgenderAthletes #WNBA2027 #Basketball #SportsDebate #Podcast #Tug&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:11:18</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/logos/f1ee11b0-1263-429f-b94f-696f8fd34dbb.jpeg"/><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:title>EPISODE 7 — Two Dudes, One Wig, and the WNBA’s Missing Rulebook</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 6: Sea Stories, Port Calls, and Other Poor Decisions]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><b>Olde Salty Bastards – Episode 6</b><br /><b>Sea Stories, Port Calls, and Other Poor Decisions</b></p><p>Every sailor has sea stories.</p><p>Some are heroic. Some are hilarious. Some are complete bullshit. And some should probably stay buried in a foreign port where the statute of limitations has hopefully expired.</p><p>In Episode 6 of <b>Olde Salty Bastards</b>, Tug dives into the unforgettable chaos of Navy life—from long days at sea and questionable leadership to wild port calls, drunken adventures, bad decisions, and the stories that somehow become funnier every time they’re told.</p><p>We’re talking about the friendships, the stupidity, the close calls, and the moments that made military life miserable while they were happening—but absolutely legendary years later.</p><p>Because nothing builds lifelong brotherhood quite like being young, broke, exhausted, thousands of miles from home, and surrounded by a group of magnificent bastards encouraging you to make the worst possible decision.</p><p>So grab a drink, secure your valuables, and prepare to hear some sea stories that may be slightly exaggerated, or remembered through a thick fog of alcohol and poor judgment.</p><p></p><p><b>Got a sea story of your own?</b></p><p>Call the show: <b>1-833-OSB-SHOW</b><br />That’s <b>1-833-672-7469</b></p><p>Visit the website: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://osbshow.com" target="_blank"><b>osbshow.com</b></a></p><p>Follow <b>Olde Salty Bastards</b> on Facebook:<br /><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards" target="_blank"><b>facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards</b></a></p><p>Subscribe to the channel, hit the notification bell, and share your best sea story in the comments.</p><p>Just remember: if your version of the story makes you look innocent, we already know you’re lying.</p><p><b>I’m Tug. Welcome to the shit show.</b></p><p><b>Stay salty, you magnificent bastards.</b></p><p>#OldeSaltyBastards #OSBShow #SeaStories #PortCalls #NavyStories #MilitaryStories #VeteranPodcast #NavyLife #MilitaryHumor #DarkHumor #SailorLife #VeteranHumor #MilitaryPodcast #PoorDecisions #StaySalty</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">793a4ee2-f5c5-46fc-98de-6ad5aa81ab0e</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Olde Salty Bastards - The Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2026 03:51:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/ffc5f1640d90b9160ee10b3516f00fd476bdfdb8effeea7a39570577bb1a4bb0/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI3OTNhNGVlMi1mNWM1LTQ2ZmMtOThkZS02YWQ1YWE4MWFiMGUiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIyN2EwMzE0NC01YTQxLTRiNmUtOGQ1Mi0xNTJmOWU1YzBlNGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTExMWI2NWU2YWE4MTE2NjE2NzdhOGEiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE3MmIxYzMzMzUxYzJhZGQ4NTY5M2Q5L29sZGVzYWx0eWJhc3RhcmRzcy1zdHVkaW8tY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi04LTVfXzUtNDUtNy5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="36446188" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/episodes/793a4ee2-f5c5-46fc-98de-6ad5aa81ab0e/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Olde Salty Bastards – Episode 6&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sea Stories, Port Calls, and Other Poor Decisions&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Every sailor has sea stories.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Some are heroic. Some are hilarious. Some are complete bullshit. And some should probably stay buried in a foreign port where the statute of limitations has hopefully expired.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In Episode 6 of &lt;b&gt;Olde Salty Bastards&lt;/b&gt;, Tug dives into the unforgettable chaos of Navy life—from long days at sea and questionable leadership to wild port calls, drunken adventures, bad decisions, and the stories that somehow become funnier every time they’re told.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We’re talking about the friendships, the stupidity, the close calls, and the moments that made military life miserable while they were happening—but absolutely legendary years later.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Because nothing builds lifelong brotherhood quite like being young, broke, exhausted, thousands of miles from home, and surrounded by a group of magnificent bastards encouraging you to make the worst possible decision.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So grab a drink, secure your valuables, and prepare to hear some sea stories that may be slightly exaggerated, or remembered through a thick fog of alcohol and poor judgment.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Got a sea story of your own?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Call the show: &lt;b&gt;1-833-OSB-SHOW&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That’s &lt;b&gt;1-833-672-7469&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Visit the website: &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://osbshow.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;osbshow.com&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Follow &lt;b&gt;Olde Salty Bastards&lt;/b&gt; on Facebook:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Subscribe to the channel, hit the notification bell, and share your best sea story in the comments.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just remember: if your version of the story makes you look innocent, we already know you’re lying.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;I’m Tug. Welcome to the shit show.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Stay salty, you magnificent bastards.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#OldeSaltyBastards #OSBShow #SeaStories #PortCalls #NavyStories #MilitaryStories #VeteranPodcast #NavyLife #MilitaryHumor #DarkHumor #SailorLife #VeteranHumor #MilitaryPodcast #PoorDecisions #StaySalty&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:18:59</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/logos/f1ee11b0-1263-429f-b94f-696f8fd34dbb.jpeg"/><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 6: Sea Stories, Port Calls, and Other Poor Decisions</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[OSB THOUGHT OF THE DAY - 001]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>The conversation delves into the themes of resilience and motivation, highlighting the ability to persevere in the face of adversity and find inner strength to keep pushing forward.</p><p></p><p>Takeaways</p><ul><li>Resilience in the face of challenges</li><li>Finding motivation in difficult times<p></p></li></ul><p>☎️ <b>Call the show:</b> 1-833-OSB-SHOW<br />🌐 <b>Facebook:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards</a></p><p>And stay salty, you magnificent bastards.</p><p>#OSBSHOW #OLDESALTYBASTARD #THOUGHTOFTHEDAY</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">836923b9-8cac-4e0d-8150-f3a1bb72d300</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Olde Salty Bastards - The Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2026 23:36:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/2d92431729e4fc93447a5d56928165b57df66234196dabc705f7237015be856c/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI4MzY5MjNiOS04Y2FjLTRlMGQtODE1MC1mM2ExYmI3MmQzMDAiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIyN2EwMzE0NC01YTQxLTRiNmUtOGQ1Mi0xNTJmOWU1YzBlNGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTExMWI2NWU2YWE4MTE2NjE2NzdhOGEiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE3MTIzYzg3NmZkMGM0MDEyMGVjM2I2L29sZGVzYWx0eWJhc3RhcmRzcy1zdHVkaW8tY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi04LTRfXzEtMjctNC5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="905447" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/episodes/836923b9-8cac-4e0d-8150-f3a1bb72d300/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;The conversation delves into the themes of resilience and motivation, highlighting the ability to persevere in the face of adversity and find inner strength to keep pushing forward.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Takeaways&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Resilience in the face of challenges&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Finding motivation in difficult times&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;☎️ &lt;b&gt;Call the show:&lt;/b&gt; 1-833-OSB-SHOW&lt;br /&gt;🌐 &lt;b&gt;Facebook:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;https://www.facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;https://www.facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And stay salty, you magnificent bastards.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#OSBSHOW #OLDESALTYBASTARD #THOUGHTOFTHEDAY&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:00:28</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/logos/f1ee11b0-1263-429f-b94f-696f8fd34dbb.jpeg"/><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:title>OSB THOUGHT OF THE DAY - 001</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 5: There’s Fleet Week and then there’s FLEET WEEK]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><b>There’s Fleet Week and then there’s FLEET WEEK</b></p><p>Fleet Week.</p><p>Dress Whites. New York City. Thousands of sailors turned loose in Manhattan with a little money in their pockets, way too much confidence, and absolutely no adult supervision.</p><p>What could possibly go wrong?</p><p>In this episode of <b>Olde Salty Bastards</b>, Tug tells the story of one unforgettable Fleet Week liberty night that started out reasonably normal and quickly went completely off the rails.</p><p>There’s drinking, questionable decision-making, a VIP named Mr. Johnson, an ankle monitor that probably should have raised a few questions earlier in the evening, and one extremely close encounter with a New York City subway train.</p><p>Because apparently when you’re young, wearing Dress Whites, and wandering around Manhattan during Fleet Week, your brain occasionally decides that basic survival instincts are optional.</p><p>Some military stories are about courage, sacrifice, and honor.</p><p>This isn’t one of those stories.</p><p>This is about being young, dumb, on liberty, and somehow making it back without ending up in jail, the hospital, or underneath a subway train.</p><p>We made it back clean.</p><p>Mostly.</p><p>Welcome to <b>Olde Salty Bastards</b>.</p><p><b>CHAPTERS</b></p><p>00:00 – Welcome to the Shit Show<br /></p><p>00:00 – Fleet Week: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?</p><p>00:00 – Dress Whites and Bad Decisions</p><p>00:00 – Taking Over New York City</p><p>00:00 – Enter Mr. Johnson</p><p>00:00 – The Night Starts Going Sideways</p><p>00:00 – Wait… Is That an Ankle Monitor?</p><p>00:00 – Absolutely Terrible Decision-Making</p><p>00:00 – The New York City Subway Incident</p><p>00:00 – This Could Have Ended Very Differently</p><p>00:00 – Somehow, We Made It Back Clean</p><p>00:00 – The Lesson We Probably Didn’t Learn</p><p>00:00 – Stay Salty, You Magnificent Bastards</p><p></p><p><b>Got a sea story, a salty confession, or something you think belongs on the show?</b></p><p>📞 <b>Call Olde Salty Bastards:</b> 1-833-OSB-SHOW<br /></p><p>🌐 <b>Visit:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://osbshow.com" target="_blank">osbshow.com</a></p><p><b>Facebook:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://Facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards" target="_blank">Facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards</a> </p><p></p><p>Leave us a message, send us your story, and you just might hear it on a future episode.</p><p><b>Follow Olde Salty Bastards for more military stories, veteran humor, sea stories, blue collar, first responder, questionable decisions, and the kind of shit you probably shouldn’t admit happened.</b></p><p>#OldeSaltyBastards #OSBShow #FleetWeek #FleetWeekNYC #MilitaryStories #SeaStories #VeteranStories #VeteranHumor #MilitaryHumor #NavyStories #MilitaryPodcast #VeteranPodcast #MilitaryLife #LibertyCall #DressWhites #NewYorkCity #NYC #SeaStory #Veterans #Podcast #USNavy #Marines #CoastGuard</p><p><br /></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">14237ff1-819e-4dc2-99f9-60cb59fb2fc1</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Olde Salty Bastards - The Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2026 03:47:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/c3308a495e94f15a87cfad00fcd6ae8683941bcfb0bb0e996272c48df4882a10/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIxNDIzN2ZmMS04MTllLTRkYzItOTlmOS02MGNiNTlmYjJmYzEiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIyN2EwMzE0NC01YTQxLTRiNmUtOGQ1Mi0xNTJmOWU1YzBlNGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTExMWI2NWU2YWE4MTE2NjE2NzdhOGEiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE2YWM4MThjNmM3MTY4M2ZiMDJiZDA1L29sZGVzYWx0eWJhc3RhcmRzcy1zdHVkaW8tY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi03LTMwX181LTQyLTE2Lm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="48288644" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/episodes/14237ff1-819e-4dc2-99f9-60cb59fb2fc1/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;There’s Fleet Week and then there’s FLEET WEEK&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fleet Week.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dress Whites. New York City. Thousands of sailors turned loose in Manhattan with a little money in their pockets, way too much confidence, and absolutely no adult supervision.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What could possibly go wrong?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In this episode of &lt;b&gt;Olde Salty Bastards&lt;/b&gt;, Tug tells the story of one unforgettable Fleet Week liberty night that started out reasonably normal and quickly went completely off the rails.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;There’s drinking, questionable decision-making, a VIP named Mr. Johnson, an ankle monitor that probably should have raised a few questions earlier in the evening, and one extremely close encounter with a New York City subway train.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Because apparently when you’re young, wearing Dress Whites, and wandering around Manhattan during Fleet Week, your brain occasionally decides that basic survival instincts are optional.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Some military stories are about courage, sacrifice, and honor.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This isn’t one of those stories.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is about being young, dumb, on liberty, and somehow making it back without ending up in jail, the hospital, or underneath a subway train.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We made it back clean.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mostly.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Welcome to &lt;b&gt;Olde Salty Bastards&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;CHAPTERS&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 – Welcome to the Shit Show&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 – Fleet Week: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 – Dress Whites and Bad Decisions&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 – Taking Over New York City&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 – Enter Mr. Johnson&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 – The Night Starts Going Sideways&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 – Wait… Is That an Ankle Monitor?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 – Absolutely Terrible Decision-Making&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 – The New York City Subway Incident&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 – This Could Have Ended Very Differently&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 – Somehow, We Made It Back Clean&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 – The Lesson We Probably Didn’t Learn&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 – Stay Salty, You Magnificent Bastards&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Got a sea story, a salty confession, or something you think belongs on the show?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;📞 &lt;b&gt;Call Olde Salty Bastards:&lt;/b&gt; 1-833-OSB-SHOW&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;🌐 &lt;b&gt;Visit:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://osbshow.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;osbshow.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Facebook:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://Facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Facebook.com/OldeSaltyBastards&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Leave us a message, send us your story, and you just might hear it on a future episode.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Follow Olde Salty Bastards for more military stories, veteran humor, sea stories, blue collar, first responder, questionable decisions, and the kind of shit you probably shouldn’t admit happened.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#OldeSaltyBastards #OSBShow #FleetWeek #FleetWeekNYC #MilitaryStories #SeaStories #VeteranStories #VeteranHumor #MilitaryHumor #NavyStories #MilitaryPodcast #VeteranPodcast #MilitaryLife #LibertyCall #DressWhites #NewYorkCity #NYC #SeaStory #Veterans #Podcast #USNavy #Marines #CoastGuard&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:25:09</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/logos/f1ee11b0-1263-429f-b94f-696f8fd34dbb.jpeg"/><itunes:title>Episode 5: There’s Fleet Week and then there’s FLEET WEEK</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Everyone Hates The Cops Until They Need One | Olde Salty Bastards Ep. 4]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><b>A twenty two year old in Ohio called 911 to report an emergency.</b></p><p><b>The emergency was that he was too high. On weed. Officers arrived</b></p><p><b>to find him on the floor in the fetal position, surrounded by what</b></p><p><b>the police report officially described as "a plethora of Doritos,</b></p><p><b>Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, and Chips Ahoy cookies." He told them he</b></p><p><b>couldn't feel his hands. Then he handed over his car keys so they</b></p><p><b>could search it. Then he refused the ambulance.</b></p><p></p><p><b>That is where this one starts, and it goes downhill from there in</b></p><p><b>the best way.</b></p><p></p><p><b>This episode is about the one job in America where everybody's an</b></p><p><b>expert, nobody wants to do it, and the same people trashing it on</b></p><p><b>a Tuesday are dialing it on a Friday night. Tug gets into National</b></p><p><b>Police Week and the 363 names added to the memorial wall this year.</b></p><p><b>Why "hold bad cops accountable" and "I hate all of you on principle"</b></p><p><b>are not the same sentence. And what happens when one human being</b></p><p><b>gets dropped into every flavor of chaos this country manufactures</b></p><p><b>and then gets graded on it in 4K by a guy in a recliner.</b></p><p></p><p><b>Also in this one:</b></p><p></p><p><b>SALTY SEABAG - Listeners send in the dumbest reasons they've ever</b></p><p><b>seen somebody call the police. A woman calls over missing dipping</b></p><p><b>sauce. A man reports his wife for changing the Netflix password.</b></p><p><b>And one guy who believed he owned a parking space spiritually.</b></p><p></p><p><b>FIELD MANUAL FOR MORONS - A brand new segment. Four rules for not</b></p><p><b>turning a routine traffic stop into a felony. Share it with the</b></p><p><b>person in your life who needs it. You know exactly who.</b></p><p></p><p><b>AM I THE SALTY ASSHOLE - Carl spoke up at a family cookout and got</b></p><p><b>told he was defending oppression. Tug renders a verdict.</b></p><p></p><p><b>Bad ones out. Good ones backed. Nobody gets a pass, nobody gets</b></p><p><b>smeared. Simple as that, which is apparently controversial now.</b></p><p></p><p><b>Olde Salty Bastards is a comedy show for veterans, military</b></p><p><b>families, first responders, and anybody who's worked for a living.</b></p><p><b>Language is rough. Opinions are rougher. Nothing here is advice.</b></p><p></p><p><b>New episodes on the regular. Follow the show so you don't miss one,</b></p><p><b>and if this one hit, send it to somebody who needs it.</b></p><p></p><p><b>Find us on Facebook: Olde Salty Bastards</b></p><p><b>OSBSHOW.com</b></p><p></p><p><b>Stay salty, you magnificent bastards.</b></p><p></p><p><b>00:00 - The 911 Call</b></p><p><b>00:00 - Welcome Back</b></p><p><b>00:00 - National Police Week and the 363</b></p><p><b>00:00 - What We Actually Expect From These People</b></p><p><b>00:00 - Salty Seabag: The Sauce Emergency</b></p><p><b>00:00 - Salty Seabag: The Netflix Hostage Crisis</b></p><p><b>00:00 - Salty Seabag: The Parking Space Philosopher</b></p><p><b>00:00 - Field Manual For Morons</b></p><p><b>00:00 - Am I The Salty Asshole: Cookout Carl</b></p><p><b>00:00 - Closer</b></p><p><b>#OldeSaltyBastards #OSB #StaySalty #VeteranPodcast #VeteranOwned</b></p><p><b>#MilitaryHumor #BlueCollarComedy #ComedyPodcast</b></p><p></p><p><b>#PoliceWeek #NationalPoliceWeek #FirstResponders #LawEnforcement</b></p><p><b>#ThinBlueLine #BackTheBlue #911Call #PoliceHumor #TrafficStop</b></p><p><b>#CopStories</b></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">216529eb-35b3-4bd7-ab49-6b238d1217d7</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Olde Salty Bastards - The Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2026 18:59:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/a08e6340663848121adbf588a731e697b0c89c8809cc764d35355322e0b9a4fa/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIyMTY1MjllYi0zNWIzLTRiZDctYWI0OS02YjIzOGQxMjE3ZDciLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIyN2EwMzE0NC01YTQxLTRiNmUtOGQ1Mi0xNTJmOWU1YzBlNGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTExMWI2NWU2YWE4MTE2NjE2NzdhOGEiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE2M2I0ZmRlYmM4MDdlYjVmZDY4MzE1L29sZGVzYWx0eWJhc3RhcmRzcy1zdHVkaW8tY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi03LTI0X18yMC01NC01My5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="42473160" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/episodes/216529eb-35b3-4bd7-ab49-6b238d1217d7/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;A twenty two year old in Ohio called 911 to report an emergency.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The emergency was that he was too high. On weed. Officers arrived&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;to find him on the floor in the fetal position, surrounded by what&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;the police report officially described as &quot;a plethora of Doritos,&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, and Chips Ahoy cookies.&quot; He told them he&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;couldn&apos;t feel his hands. Then he handed over his car keys so they&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;could search it. Then he refused the ambulance.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;That is where this one starts, and it goes downhill from there in&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;the best way.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;This episode is about the one job in America where everybody&apos;s an&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;expert, nobody wants to do it, and the same people trashing it on&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;a Tuesday are dialing it on a Friday night. Tug gets into National&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Police Week and the 363 names added to the memorial wall this year.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Why &quot;hold bad cops accountable&quot; and &quot;I hate all of you on principle&quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;are not the same sentence. And what happens when one human being&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;gets dropped into every flavor of chaos this country manufactures&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;and then gets graded on it in 4K by a guy in a recliner.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Also in this one:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;SALTY SEABAG - Listeners send in the dumbest reasons they&apos;ve ever&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;seen somebody call the police. A woman calls over missing dipping&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;sauce. A man reports his wife for changing the Netflix password.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;And one guy who believed he owned a parking space spiritually.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;FIELD MANUAL FOR MORONS - A brand new segment. Four rules for not&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;turning a routine traffic stop into a felony. Share it with the&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;person in your life who needs it. You know exactly who.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;AM I THE SALTY ASSHOLE - Carl spoke up at a family cookout and got&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;told he was defending oppression. Tug renders a verdict.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bad ones out. Good ones backed. Nobody gets a pass, nobody gets&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;smeared. Simple as that, which is apparently controversial now.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Olde Salty Bastards is a comedy show for veterans, military&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;families, first responders, and anybody who&apos;s worked for a living.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Language is rough. Opinions are rougher. Nothing here is advice.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New episodes on the regular. Follow the show so you don&apos;t miss one,&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;and if this one hit, send it to somebody who needs it.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Find us on Facebook: Olde Salty Bastards&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;OSBSHOW.com&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Stay salty, you magnificent bastards.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;00:00 - The 911 Call&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;00:00 - Welcome Back&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;00:00 - National Police Week and the 363&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;00:00 - What We Actually Expect From These People&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;00:00 - Salty Seabag: The Sauce Emergency&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;00:00 - Salty Seabag: The Netflix Hostage Crisis&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;00:00 - Salty Seabag: The Parking Space Philosopher&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;00:00 - Field Manual For Morons&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;00:00 - Am I The Salty Asshole: Cookout Carl&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;00:00 - Closer&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#OldeSaltyBastards #OSB #StaySalty #VeteranPodcast #VeteranOwned&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#MilitaryHumor #BlueCollarComedy #ComedyPodcast&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#PoliceWeek #NationalPoliceWeek #FirstResponders #LawEnforcement&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#ThinBlueLine #BackTheBlue #911Call #PoliceHumor #TrafficStop&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#CopStories&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:22:07</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/logos/f1ee11b0-1263-429f-b94f-696f8fd34dbb.jpeg"/><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Everyone Hates The Cops Until They Need One | Olde Salty Bastards Ep. 4</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 3: Your DD-214 Isn't a Hall Pass to be a Dick]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Serving your country earns you respect—but it doesn’t give you a lifetime license to be an asshole.<br /><br />In this episode of <i>Olde Salty Bastards – The Show</i>, Tug takes aim at the veterans who think a DD-214 automatically makes them the toughest, smartest, and most important person in every room. We’re talking entitlement, one-upmanship, gatekeeping, and the guys who somehow manage to turn every conversation into a story about how hard they had it.<br /><br />It’s raw, funny, brutally honest, and salty as hell—because you can be proud of your service without making everyone around you miserable.<br /><br /><b>Your DD-214 proves you served. It doesn’t excuse you from being a decent human being.</b></p><p></p><p><b>#veterans</b><br /><b>#veterans</b></p><p><b>#oldesaltybastards</b></p><p><b>#oldesaltybastardstheshow</b><br /></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1dda910e-5d9f-4f8c-a4ed-ca1dcbca7073</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Olde Salty Bastards - The Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2026 16:33:41 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/c170c94ca923bcf97e90eae3ebaf564cd13d0ae532493cf792ab183291bdc0b2/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIxZGRhOTEwZS01ZDlmLTRmOGMtYTRlZC1jYTFkY2JjYTcwNzMiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIyN2EwMzE0NC01YTQxLTRiNmUtOGQ1Mi0xNTJmOWU1YzBlNGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTExMWI2NWU2YWE4MTE2NjE2NzdhOGEiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE2MzkxZDM0ZDU4NDQwNDA3MmVhNWUwL29sZGVzYWx0eWJhc3RhcmRzcy1zdHVkaW8tY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi03LTI0X18xOC0yNC01MS5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="28826792" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/episodes/1dda910e-5d9f-4f8c-a4ed-ca1dcbca7073/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Serving your country earns you respect—but it doesn’t give you a lifetime license to be an asshole.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this episode of &lt;i&gt;Olde Salty Bastards – The Show&lt;/i&gt;, Tug takes aim at the veterans who think a DD-214 automatically makes them the toughest, smartest, and most important person in every room. We’re talking entitlement, one-upmanship, gatekeeping, and the guys who somehow manage to turn every conversation into a story about how hard they had it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s raw, funny, brutally honest, and salty as hell—because you can be proud of your service without making everyone around you miserable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your DD-214 proves you served. It doesn’t excuse you from being a decent human being.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#veterans&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;#veterans&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#oldesaltybastards&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#oldesaltybastardstheshow&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:15:01</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/logos/f1ee11b0-1263-429f-b94f-696f8fd34dbb.jpeg"/><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 3: Your DD-214 Isn&apos;t a Hall Pass to be a Dick</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 2: The Match]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>One burnt match. One pair of shoes. And more than 20 years of airport security theater.</p><p>In this episode of Olde Salty Bastards, Tug tells the incredible true story of the failed 2001 “shoe bomber” attack, the flight attendants and passengers who stopped it, and how one incident reshaped airport security for an entire generation. Plus, Salty’s Seabag and an Am I the Salty Asshole? about airline seats, personal responsibility, and knowing when to just shut the hell up.</p><p><br /></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2e72502a-d8b6-492b-92fd-8f01887b6e65</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Olde Salty Bastards - The Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2026 04:57:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/e3456bf2a33ee5a228ec7b7a6b7327f9e1aecc9adc58cb1710e601fbe661a1d9/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIyZTcyNTAyYS1kOGI2LTQ5MmItOTJmZC04ZjAxODg3YjZlNjUiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIyN2EwMzE0NC01YTQxLTRiNmUtOGQ1Mi0xNTJmOWU1YzBlNGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTExMWI2NWU2YWE4MTE2NjE2NzdhOGEiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE1ZGE2OGRmMjEzOGVhMDQ5OTJiYWQ5L29sZGVzYWx0eWJhc3RhcmRzcy1zdHVkaW8tY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi03LTIwX182LTM5LTQxLm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="45528441" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/episodes/2e72502a-d8b6-492b-92fd-8f01887b6e65/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;One burnt match. One pair of shoes. And more than 20 years of airport security theater.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In this episode of Olde Salty Bastards, Tug tells the incredible true story of the failed 2001 “shoe bomber” attack, the flight attendants and passengers who stopped it, and how one incident reshaped airport security for an entire generation. Plus, Salty’s Seabag and an Am I the Salty Asshole? about airline seats, personal responsibility, and knowing when to just shut the hell up.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:23:43</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/logos/f1ee11b0-1263-429f-b94f-696f8fd34dbb.jpeg"/><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 2: The Match</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 1: Almost 14 Years in the Making]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>What started as a Facebook page for a few salty shipmates turned into a full-blown community of veterans, first responders, blue-collar misfits, and magnificent bastards who refuse to take life too seriously.</p><p>In the very first episode of <b>Olde Salty Bastards – The Show</b>, Tug explains how the page started, how it grew, and why it took nearly 14 years to finally bring the chaos to a microphone.</p><p>This is the origin story of Olde Salty Bastards—equal parts military humor, hard-earned life lessons, bad decisions, dark comedy, and the kind of conversations that probably should not happen in polite company.</p><p>No corporate polish. No fake outrage. No safe little motivational slogans.</p><p>Just honest stories, loud opinions, questionable judgment, and a community built on laughter, loyalty, and surviving life with your sense of humor intact.</p><p>Welcome to the shit show.</p><p><b>This episode contains explicit language and adult humor.</b></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ea923434-47c8-40e6-a468-fcbee340b948</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Olde Salty Bastards - The Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2026 02:03:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/f7093a1b7de5b8a1efa00c3c0b2c592753c98e044ced7bbd9d4cfca6dadf45a2/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJlYTkyMzQzNC00N2M4LTQwZTYtYTQ2OC1mY2JlZTM0MGI5NDgiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIyN2EwMzE0NC01YTQxLTRiNmUtOGQ1Mi0xNTJmOWU1YzBlNGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTExMWI2NWU2YWE4MTE2NjE2NzdhOGEiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE1ODM1ZTEwODg5OTRlNDBiMjQ0NmUyL29sZGVzYWx0eWJhc3RhcmRzcy1zdHVkaW8tY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi03LTE2X18zLTM3LTM3Lm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="23791220" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/episodes/ea923434-47c8-40e6-a468-fcbee340b948/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;What started as a Facebook page for a few salty shipmates turned into a full-blown community of veterans, first responders, blue-collar misfits, and magnificent bastards who refuse to take life too seriously.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In the very first episode of &lt;b&gt;Olde Salty Bastards – The Show&lt;/b&gt;, Tug explains how the page started, how it grew, and why it took nearly 14 years to finally bring the chaos to a microphone.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is the origin story of Olde Salty Bastards—equal parts military humor, hard-earned life lessons, bad decisions, dark comedy, and the kind of conversations that probably should not happen in polite company.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;No corporate polish. No fake outrage. No safe little motivational slogans.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just honest stories, loud opinions, questionable judgment, and a community built on laughter, loyalty, and surviving life with your sense of humor intact.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Welcome to the shit show.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;This episode contains explicit language and adult humor.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:12:23</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/27a03144-5a41-4b6e-8d52-152f9e5c0e4d/logos/f1ee11b0-1263-429f-b94f-696f8fd34dbb.jpeg"/><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 1: Almost 14 Years in the Making</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>