<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:psc="http://podlove.org/simple-chapters" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The No Women Allowed Show]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>The sign on the door says <i>No Women Allowed</i>, and if you’re reading this, curiosity just did its job.</p><p></p><p>Despite the name, this isn’t a boys-only bunker or an echo chamber. It’s the exact opposite: an unfiltered, honest look behind the curtain into how men actually process relationships, work, expectations, failures, and the women they love, respect, or occasionally misunderstand.</p><p>Hosted by <b>Kelby</b> and <b>Ted</b>, the show pulls back the polite social filter. What do men talk about when no one else is in the room? How do they handle pressure, loyalty, communication breakdowns, and modern romance? Whether you're a guy looking for straight-shooting camaraderie or a woman looking for an authentic decoder ring to the male psyche, you’re in the right room.</p><p></p><p>Grab a seat. Leave the preconceptions at the door.</p><h3>Meet the Hosts</h3><p><b>Kelby</b></p><p>Kelby brings the strategic, grounded perspective of a man who has navigated high-stakes business, long-term leadership, and deep personal commitment. Having weathered the messy realities of life, family, and enterprise, he looks at modern dynamics through a lens of ownership, character, and hard-earned wisdom. Kelby doesn't deal in surface-level banter; he breaks down what real loyalty, accountability, and masculine purpose look like in the real world.</p><p></p><p><b>Ted</b></p><p>Ted provides the sharp wit, pragmatic balance, and everyman clarity that keeps the room honest. With an eye for life's everyday friction, from career pivots to communication landmines, Ted isn't afraid to call out the absurdities men create for themselves. His style is direct, relatable, and grounded in real-world trial and error, making sure the conversation never drifts into abstract theory.</p>]]></description><link>https://www.hisadvocates.org</link><generator>Riverside.fm (https://riverside.com)</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2026 18:29:41 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://api.riverside.com/hosting/fEZuJJ9U.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><author><![CDATA[Kelby Smith]]></author><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2026 22:08:12 GMT</pubDate><copyright><![CDATA[2026 Kelby Smith]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><ttl>60</ttl><category><![CDATA[Business]]></category><category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category><itunes:author>Kelby Smith</itunes:author><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;The sign on the door says &lt;i&gt;No Women Allowed&lt;/i&gt;, and if you’re reading this, curiosity just did its job.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Despite the name, this isn’t a boys-only bunker or an echo chamber. It’s the exact opposite: an unfiltered, honest look behind the curtain into how men actually process relationships, work, expectations, failures, and the women they love, respect, or occasionally misunderstand.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hosted by &lt;b&gt;Kelby&lt;/b&gt; and &lt;b&gt;Ted&lt;/b&gt;, the show pulls back the polite social filter. What do men talk about when no one else is in the room? How do they handle pressure, loyalty, communication breakdowns, and modern romance? Whether you&apos;re a guy looking for straight-shooting camaraderie or a woman looking for an authentic decoder ring to the male psyche, you’re in the right room.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Grab a seat. Leave the preconceptions at the door.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h3&gt;Meet the Hosts&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kelby&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Kelby brings the strategic, grounded perspective of a man who has navigated high-stakes business, long-term leadership, and deep personal commitment. Having weathered the messy realities of life, family, and enterprise, he looks at modern dynamics through a lens of ownership, character, and hard-earned wisdom. Kelby doesn&apos;t deal in surface-level banter; he breaks down what real loyalty, accountability, and masculine purpose look like in the real world.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ted&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ted provides the sharp wit, pragmatic balance, and everyman clarity that keeps the room honest. With an eye for life&apos;s everyday friction, from career pivots to communication landmines, Ted isn&apos;t afraid to call out the absurdities men create for themselves. His style is direct, relatable, and grounded in real-world trial and error, making sure the conversation never drifts into abstract theory.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Kelby Smith</itunes:name><itunes:email>kelby@hisadvocates.org</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:category text="Business"/><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/5f0495d2-8017-4bf1-b232-656f6c590808/logos/86d4578e-9d4a-43ed-bb42-b87052827369.jpeg"/><item><title><![CDATA[Pre-Launch- The No Women Allowed Show]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>While this first show was yet not titled and nor was there a show name we've decided to add this into the catalog and use this as our a Pre-Launch show.  “Ladies, knock all you want. Tonight, the door stays shut, the microphones stay hot, and the men are finally going to say the things everybody else is too afraid to say. Welcome to <i>The No Women Allowed Show</i>.”</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9c7b6a45-a67b-49fc-98c7-bd6d58cd4c69</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kelby Smith]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2026 22:22:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/7fe910aac77f3a1ee24ce774f24b625f3a65bc02c304cb26c9bb164ab6d1887f/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI5YzdiNmE0NS1hNjdiLTQ5ZmMtOThjNy1iZDZkNThjZDRjNjkiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI1ZjA0OTVkMi04MDE3LTRiZjEtYjIzMi02NTZmNmM1OTA4MDgiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YWE3MGRiZjQ3MmFmNGNjY2Q5ZGRhZDciLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmFhNzIyNGM1OTUzNTc2OGQwM2U0YmI1L2tlbGJ5LXNtaXRocy1zdHVkaW8ta25ybDgtMjAyNi05LTEzX18yMi0yMy0xMS5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="179532007" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/5f0495d2-8017-4bf1-b232-656f6c590808/episodes/9c7b6a45-a67b-49fc-98c7-bd6d58cd4c69/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;While this first show was yet not titled and nor was there a show name we&apos;ve decided to add this into the catalog and use this as our a Pre-Launch show.  “Ladies, knock all you want. Tonight, the door stays shut, the microphones stay hot, and the men are finally going to say the things everybody else is too afraid to say. Welcome to &lt;i&gt;The No Women Allowed Show&lt;/i&gt;.”&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>01:33:30</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/5f0495d2-8017-4bf1-b232-656f6c590808/logos/86d4578e-9d4a-43ed-bb42-b87052827369.jpeg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Pre-Launch- The No Women Allowed Show</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>