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Usually one of us.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Courtney Caruso</itunes:name><itunes:email>hello@voro.club</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"><itunes:category text="Relationships"/></itunes:category><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/dca9f14a-2ce2-4480-a931-2bfe5a03f1e4/logos/390824f8-3b79-47c7-b251-fcfde98da2fb.png"/><item><title><![CDATA[Ep 2: He Bled On My Bike, Which Is Pretty Rude]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Everyone wants a village, nobody wants to be a villager. Court got broken up with the night before flying to Mallorca, is moving to Denver, and finally tells the full story of the murder-suey in her first LA apartment — the whippit canister, the locksmith at 3am, and the neighbor who spent two weeks in the hallway taking it out on her. Plus: Holly screens all future suitors. 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Court got broken up with the night before flying to Mallorca, is moving to Denver, and finally tells the full story of the murder-suey in her first LA apartment — the whippit canister, the locksmith at 3am, and the neighbor who spent two weeks in the hallway taking it out on her. Plus: Holly screens all future suitors. LAX investigation still pending.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:18:23</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/dca9f14a-2ce2-4480-a931-2bfe5a03f1e4/logos/390824f8-3b79-47c7-b251-fcfde98da2fb.png"/><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Ep 2: He Bled On My Bike, Which Is Pretty Rude</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ep 1: Michael Jr. Wouldn't Drive Gay Mike to the Airport]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Everyone wants a village, nobody wants to be a villager. Court and Holly argue about whether you can name your son after your husband, why a man paid his friend to drive him to LAX, and who among us is prorating tax and tip. Plus: Ghost in the Graveyard, AskFM, and an apology from a high school bully for something Court doesn't remember happening.</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c51d5a5b-e7e9-4344-863d-f8e20c9e3cd5</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Courtney Caruso]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2026 09:30:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/2bfe27e75d405dde974619f85d765367f5c3029808955878168df4f202ae8623/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJjNTFkNWE1Yi1lN2U5LTQzNDQtODYzZC1mOGUyMGM5ZTNjZDUiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJkY2E5ZjE0YS0yY2UyLTQ0ODAtYTkzMS0yYmZlNWEwM2YxZTQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2YTg3MmViNjYxNGI5MTBjYTQwMDFkYTciLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmFhNWJjOWUzYjdiODE1YmYxZGZmZDNjL2NvdXJ0bmV5LWNhcnVzb3Mtc3R1ZGlvLTIwMjYtOS0xMl9fMjItMzktNDUubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="36820680" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/dca9f14a-2ce2-4480-a931-2bfe5a03f1e4/episodes/c51d5a5b-e7e9-4344-863d-f8e20c9e3cd5/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Everyone wants a village, nobody wants to be a villager. Court and Holly argue about whether you can name your son after your husband, why a man paid his friend to drive him to LAX, and who among us is prorating tax and tip. Plus: Ghost in the Graveyard, AskFM, and an apology from a high school bully for something Court doesn&apos;t remember happening.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:18:42</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/dca9f14a-2ce2-4480-a931-2bfe5a03f1e4/logos/390824f8-3b79-47c7-b251-fcfde98da2fb.png"/><itunes:title>Ep 1: Michael Jr. Wouldn&apos;t Drive Gay Mike to the Airport</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>