<![CDATA[Holy Moly Bible]]>What Your Pastor Never Showed You: The Bible has 450 contradictions. I spent 10 years inside the church and nobody showed me a single one. It left me with one question: Why am I the only one reading the whole Bible?

Holy Smoke reads the parts the Sunday sermon always skips. Verse by verse. Straight from the source. Each episode has specific verses, a unique take, and generous dose of humor to make it survivable. After the dust settles, one thing remains clear: the truth will set you free.

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]]>https://www.holysmoke.wtfRiverside.fm (https://riverside.com)Wed, 01 Jul 2026 13:30:27 GMTMon, 08 Jun 2026 01:24:46 GMT60Holy Moly Bible<p><b>What Your Pastor Never Showed You:</b> The Bible has <b>450</b> contradictions. I spent 10 years inside the church and nobody showed me a single one. It left me with one question: <b>Why am I the only one reading the whole Bible? </b><br /></p><p>Holy Smoke reads the parts the Sunday sermon always skips. Verse by verse. Straight from the source. Each episode has specific verses, a unique take, and generous dose of humor to make it survivable. After the dust settles, one thing remains clear: the <b>truth will set you free.</b><br /><br />For podcast show notes, memes, comics, newsletter, and collection plate visit <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.holysmoke.wtf" target="_blank"><b>holysmoke.wtf</b></a></p>episodicHoly Moly Bibleholysmokebible@proton.meno<![CDATA[Silenced by Scripture: The Bible Says Women Must Be Silent.]]>The Bible argues with itself about whether women are allowed to speak. We go verse by verse to show you exactly where. This episode takes on the silence versus prophecy contradiction, the denominations still enforcing 1 Corinthians 14:34 today, and the very real legal history of a verse being used to keep women out of universities, courtrooms, and ownership of their own property. We get specific. Names, numbers, dates, and the actual scripture side by side so you can see the contradiction for yourself. By the end you will understand exactly why silence has never been a small ask. 

]]>2d43cab5-c309-43c5-b272-0c5268e59801Tue, 30 Jun 2026 15:00:00 GMT<p>The Bible argues with itself about whether women are allowed to speak. We go verse by verse to show you exactly where. This episode takes on the silence versus prophecy contradiction, the denominations still enforcing <b>1 Corinthians 14:34 </b>today, and the very real legal history of a verse being used to keep women out of universities, courtrooms, and ownership of their own property. We get specific. Names, numbers, dates, and the actual scripture side by side so you can see the contradiction for yourself. By the end you will understand exactly why silence has never been a small ask. </p>no00:29:1014Silenced by Scripture: The Bible Says Women Must Be Silent.full<![CDATA[Sin Debt: Generational vs Personal]]>Exodus 20:5 sends the sin responsibility all the way down to your great grandchildren. Ezekiel 18:20 cancels sin sits with the person who did it, rather than parents or kids. Two verses. Same God. Completely opposite policies on who pays for a sin.

Exodus and Ezekiel are 700 years apart, and they both still in print in the Old Testament of The Bible, neither one ever crossed out across the centuries.

The church never shines a light on why Exodus casts sin to the 4th generation and Ezekiel says sin belong to the person. Today we look at this contradiction on who pays for the debt of sin.

Denominations pick a side and built entire theologies on whichever verse they preferred. Some ran a points system. Some turned off the meter entirely. Sin is the crux of salvation, yet each denomination interprets faith and works differently.

The truth will set you free.

#Christianity #Believer #Sin #Bible #OldTestament

]]>02ee9eb5-3ad0-4811-b4a5-85b6255c4758Tue, 23 Jun 2026 00:43:18 GMT<p>Exodus 20:5 sends the sin responsibility all the way down to your great grandchildren. Ezekiel 18:20 cancels sin sits with the person who did it, rather than parents or kids. Two verses. Same God. Completely opposite policies on who pays for a sin.<br /><br />Exodus and Ezekiel are 700 years apart, and they both still in print in the Old Testament of The Bible, neither one ever crossed out across the centuries.<br /></p><p>The church never shines a light on why Exodus casts sin to the 4th generation and Ezekiel says sin belong to the person. Today we look at this contradiction on who pays for the debt of sin.<br /><br />Denominations pick a side and built entire theologies on whichever verse they preferred. Some ran a points system. Some turned off the meter entirely. Sin is the crux of salvation, yet each denomination interprets faith and works differently.<br /></p><p>The truth will set you free.<br /><br />#Christianity #Believer #Sin #Bible #OldTestament</p>no00:17:1213Sin Debt: Generational vs Personalfull<![CDATA[The Gospel That Sampled Exodus]]>Matthew says Jesus was threatened by Herod. Luke makes no mention on the attempt of Jesus' life. Matthew borrowed a page from Hollywood. For lights, he hung a star over Bethlehem to walk the wise men in. For camera, he shot the escape on location in Egypt, the same country the Exodus made famous. For action, he wrote a paranoid king hunting every boy under 2. Roll all 3 together and the arrival of Jesus turns cinematic, miraculous, unforgettable. The 1 catch: Matthew sampled Moses a wee bit too hard, and the historians who logged everything else Herod ever did never once logged this. All story, no alibi.

]]>0c71b647-c1cc-410f-981d-b3b6366f0436Mon, 15 Jun 2026 01:54:44 GMT<p>Matthew says Jesus was threatened by Herod. Luke makes no mention on the attempt of Jesus' life. Matthew borrowed a page from Hollywood. For lights, he hung a star over Bethlehem to walk the wise men in. For camera, he shot the escape on location in Egypt, the same country the Exodus made famous. For action, he wrote a paranoid king hunting every boy under 2. Roll all 3 together and the arrival of Jesus turns cinematic, miraculous, unforgettable. The 1 catch: Matthew sampled Moses a wee bit too hard, and the historians who logged everything else Herod ever did never once logged this. All story, no alibi.</p>yes00:17:5712The Gospel That Sampled Exodusfull<![CDATA[His Last Words: Why Matthew and Luke Cannot Agree on What Jesus Said on the Cross]]>One cross. One moment. Two completely different deaths. 450 contradictions live inside the most scrutinized book in human history. The first one is the most personal. Matthew heard a cry of abandonment. Luke heard a peaceful surrender. Holy Smoke exists because the truth was always in the text. Someone just had to read it out loud.

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]]>175816be-9626-432c-9553-65f1d29fac82Mon, 08 Jun 2026 01:28:45 GMT<p>One cross. One moment. Two completely <b>different</b> deaths. 450 contradictions live inside the most scrutinized book in human history. The first one is the most personal. <b>Matthew</b> heard a cry of abandonment. <b>Luke</b> heard a peaceful surrender. Holy Smoke exists because the truth was always in the text. Someone just had to read it out loud.<br /><br />For show notes, comics, meme, and collection plate visit <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.holysmoke.wtf" target="_blank"><b>Holy Smoke</b></a></p>no00:19:2411His Last Words: Why Matthew and Luke Cannot Agree on What Jesus Said on the Crossfull