AFL news and recaps of Round 19 are of course after our intro waffle

We give professional footballers who are good enough to be at the world cup, advice on how to take penalty kicks, after a string of down right terrible pens in the round of 32.

Sorry American listeners but your countrymen get put on blast for their lack of Football(innit) commentary skills, and poor football(innit) ball knowledge in general, offside isn't that hard people.

AFL Round 16 gets the Stormin' The Beach Headline treatment.

Some AFL, some local Rugby, some football, it's all happening.

And yes, footy, football, ice footy with sticks, and indoor American court footy, and footy with bats. 

On this weeks episode, meat sticks, sticker anxiety, airdropping icebergs, the economics of mischief, Gather Round guernsey review, Lord of the Rings....and our round 4 recaps of course. 

Keelan didn't do his homework, everyone boo Keelan.

This week, football, footy, Hobart Womens footy, and much much more.

Summary

In this episode of the Storm on the Beach podcast, hosts Eye-sack and KG discuss recent events, including the impact of Cyclone Alfred, their experiences during the storm, and the return of AFL. They share highlights from Big Z's wedding, including humorous moments and a unique Gollum ring bearer. The conversation also touches on hobbies like reading and painting, as well as a hitchhiking experience that led to a discussion about local pies. In this segment, the conversation flows through various themes including the challenges of hitchhiking, delightful bakery recommendations, the impact of Cyclone Alfred, and predictions for the upcoming AFL season. The speakers share personal anecdotes, humorous observations, and insights into their experiences, creating a lively and engaging dialogue. In this segment, the conversation delves into various aspects of sports celebrations, game highlights, player performances, and the implications of controversial calls on player safety. The hosts discuss the appropriateness of celebrations based on team performance, analyze standout moments from recent games, and reflect on the dynamics of player interactions during matches. They also touch on the challenges of maintaining player safety amidst the excitement of the game, particularly in light of recent incidents that have sparked debate about the fairness of penalties. In this segment, the hosts discuss various topics related to the AFL, including player safety, team performances, and nostalgic moments in the league. They delve into the Bulldogs' centenary celebration, the Robo Dog Guernsey, and the experience of watching multiple games simultaneously at a sports bar. The conversation also covers specific match recaps, highlighting significant wins and player performances, while maintaining a humorous and engaging tone throughout. In this episode, the hosts discuss various aspects of the AFL season, including standout player performances, the challenges faced by teams like the Suns, and predictions for upcoming matches. They also touch on controversies surrounding game rules and the use of different footballs in varying conditions. The conversation wraps up with reflections on football and a light-hearted discussion about Liverpool's league prospects.

(Footy still isn't back send help)

Also I'm convinced no one actually reads our episode descriptions, and I put far too much thought into these normally. First person to DM the Stormin' The Beach instagram with the message "Isaac loves chickens" gets a free pack of 2025 AFL Selects Cards.

Also in a week that didn't have footy, we came prepared with our AFL finals brackets, and with EPL transfer time wrapped up and the season 3 games in, we predict our winners and losers for the long season ahead.

Enjoy this episode, and then make sure to follow us on socials to keep up with us on our European journeys - with a sprinkle of sport of course.

Don't worry, we didn't forget the NHL and NBA either. There might've even been a sprinkle of football(innit) to keep everyone informed. 

See you next week!

Its day 3000000, footy still isn't back.

Keelan did bad and uploaded the wrong audio file..here's the correct one Summary

Also this week, a deep dive into the innovations of bicycles as a form of transport for people consuming beer, and in a completely unbiased opinion Port Adelaide are a bunch of filthy dawgs. 

The guys provide such gems as 

• "thinking about starting a ASMR meditation podcast"
• "I'd rather see crazy dribble goal from the pocket win goal of the year than Harley Reid bouncing three times and fending one bloke and kicking it from 50."
• "I've never been so disappointed."

Summary

In this episode, the hosts celebrate the 150th episode of the podcast, sharing personal stories about travel, food experiences, and community events. They delve into the controversies surrounding the Australian music countdown, the Hottest 100, and reflect on the intersection of sports and culture. The conversation is filled with humor, nostalgia, and insightful commentary on music preferences and dining experiences. In this conversation, the hosts discuss the current state of Australian rock music, the media's role in presenting music, and the recent performances in the AFL, particularly focusing on the struggles of the West Coast Eagles and the impressive season of Jeremy Cameron. They explore themes of uniqueness in music and media, player performances, and the dynamics of team sports. In this episode, the hosts delve into the recent AFL matches, analyzing game performances, player highlights, and predictions for upcoming games. They discuss the dynamics of dramatic comebacks, the implications of player performances, and the latest news in the AFL, including a significant beer tax freeze that impacts fans' cost of living.

We hope you enjoy!

"Strap in and get ready to rumble"

In this episode of the Stormin' the Beach podcast, Keelan and Matt discuss various topics including Isaac's absence, underground gambling rings, and sports events. They cover themes such as sports news, butcher of the week, and AFL games. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. In this conversation, Matt and Keelan discuss various topics including retirement in sports, recent AFL games, and other sports news. They also quickly make their tips for the upcoming AFL games.

Summary

In this episode, the hosts engage in a lively discussion covering a range of topics from their love for Lord of the Rings to their recent concert experiences. They delve into the current weather conditions affecting their area, share their thoughts on merchandise shopping, and recap the latest AFL games, analyzing player performances and controversial referee decisions. The conversation also touches on stadium developments and future predictions for various teams in the league, all while maintaining a humorous and light-hearted tone throughout. In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various topics surrounding sports, particularly focusing on player performances, stadium developments, and the humorous side of fan interactions. They discuss the future of Brisbane's Gabba Stadium, analyze player statistics, and reflect on the impact of stadium changes on local fans. The conversation also touches on the conduct of players and the reactions of fans, highlighting the blend of humor and seriousness in sports commentary.

On this week's episode we having a special guest calling to give us a rundown life on the road. We discuss the Aussie legend Big Ange taking on the EPL. Give the usual double-wrister to Nikola Jokic, and discuss dedicated fanbases and how bad/awful/terrible the Edmonton Oilers are this season.

Don't forget to visit our merch store at stbpod.com.au

"Creme brulee pancakes at Fresh Pantry blew my socks off." "The stout pie at Wardell Pies is the best pie I've ever eaten."

But of course, the boys eventually got on track and spat out some sports new from the last week!

With such quotable moments as:

• "Sorry to stuff you around. I've made a mistake."
• "The show is a colon."
• "I would be inclined to disagree."

Why would you not listen?

• "You wouldn't believe that wasn't a straight ad copy from a company."
• "You don't need teeth. They're just sort of in the way."
• "Albo from Sydney. Big Hawks fan."

Summary

In this episode, Isaac and Keelan discuss various topics including moving house, stand-up comedy, and the roast of Tom Brady. They also talk about their experiences with dentists and share their Butchers of the Week. They then dive into the AFL Round 9 matches, starting with the Carlton vs Melbourne game. They highlight Christian Petracca's impressive performance and the struggles of the Melbourne Demons. In this part of the conversation, Isaac and Keelan discuss the AFL games in a light-hearted and humorous manner. They also review the upcoming AFL games and make their predictions. The hosts then discuss the Sir Doug Nichols round and the indigenous-themed jerseys worn by the teams. They share their thoughts on the different designs and vote for their favorites. Finally, they briefly touch on the NBA playoffs and discuss the performances of various teams. In this final part of the conversation, Isaac and Keelan discuss the upcoming NBA and NHL games, as well as the Premier League standings. They speculate on the outcomes of various matches and share their thoughts on different teams. They also talk about Crystal Palace's consistent mid-table finishes and make predictions for future games.

In this episode of the Storm and Beach podcast, hosts Isaac and Keelan share their weekend adventures, including a marathon gaming session and the challenges of mowing in extreme heat. They discuss the unfortunate power outage that followed, leading to a humorous recount of their snack pack experience. The conversation shifts to pop culture, touching on movies, friendship dynamics, and the energy drink market, ultimately debating the merits of Star Wars versus Lord of the Rings. In this conversation, the hosts explore various themes ranging from escapism through media, nostalgia for childhood games, insights into the NFL, and the unique dietary habits of professional athletes. They discuss the allure of watching extended editions of movies, reminisce about childhood video games, and delve into the performance of the Chicago Bears in the NFL. The conversation also touches on the international pathway for athletes entering the NFL and the surprising weight dynamics of players before and after their careers. In this conversation, the hosts delve into various topics ranging from the merits and downsides of different types of rice, the realities of weight loss diets, and the personal struggles associated with dieting. They also discuss the impact of climate change on their lives, particularly in relation to extreme weather events, and wrap up with a light-hearted discussion about cricket and the upcoming summer tests. In this conversation, Isaac and Keelan delve into the nuances of watching and enjoying cricket, particularly test cricket, and the unique experience it offers compared to other sports. They discuss the advantages of broadcast dynamics, the joy of listening to cricket commentary, and the latest updates in football, including Manchester City's financial troubles. The duo also shares their predictions and tips for upcoming matches, showcasing their insights into the sports world.

Shoutout Big Z who escapes the episode unscathed.

We hope you enjoy!

Summary

In this episode of the Storm on the Beach podcast, the hosts engage in a lighthearted conversation covering a range of topics from marriage and family dynamics to sleep issues and running training. They share personal anecdotes, humorous observations, and discuss various products related to sleep and wellness. The episode is filled with banter and insights, making it an entertaining listen for anyone interested in relatable life experiences. In this segment, the hosts discuss the recent social media mishaps of the Gold Coast Suns, including their marketing strategies and the impact of being hacked. They also delve into the season previews for the Adelaide Crows and Collingwood, analyzing their rosters, potential improvements, and the challenges they face in the upcoming season. In this segment, the conversation delves into the dynamics of player performance and team success in the AFL, focusing on various teams and their prospects for the upcoming season. The discussion highlights the contrasting perceptions of star players, the challenges faced by Essendon and North Melbourne, and the potential impact of key players on their respective teams. The hosts analyze the implications of player trades and the overall direction of the teams, providing insights into the competitive landscape of the league. In this conversation, the hosts reflect on the performance of the Sydney AFL team, discussing their past season, key players, coaching changes, and the challenges they face moving forward. They analyze the psychological impact of previous losses, the importance of player contracts, and the dynamics within the team. The discussion also touches on predictions for the upcoming season and the potential for impactful performances from key players.

Tune in this week for a brief recap on the penultimate round of the regular season in the AFL, surrounded by nothing but the funniest content by your three favourite podcasters.

• Keelan Goes for a run
• Isaac sits in the car for 4 hours return, to watch a musical destroy the best story ever told.  
• An apology

Also, AFL round 17 and lots of complaining.