Talk of the Town Podcast

Back To The Scene Of The Crime

Town Media — Sun, 25 Oct 2026 19:30:00 GMT

The boys break down the disaster in Port Elizabeth! We recap Australia's crushing second-Test defeat against South Africa (including Temba Bavuma’s massive knock and our horrific 99-run collapse) and preview the all-important third-Test decider at Cape Town. Plus, we look ahead to the next 12 to 24 months of Australian cricket talent, debate whether Nathan Buckley, Cam Bruce, or Dale Morris will take over as the next Brisbane Lions head coach, and wrap up with the Stock Exchange!

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Welcome Back: Harry Finishes School & Port Elizabeth Test Disaster
02:29 – Rain, Farm Updates, and Day 3/4 Collapse Against South Africa
07:14 – All Out for 99 & Travis Head's Opening Century
14:30 – Third Test Preview: Cape Town, Selection Dilemmas, and Bringing Back Nathan Lyon
20:59 – The Future of Australian Cricket: Next-Gen Openers, Sam Constas, & Wicketkeepers
34:38 – Fast Bowling Depth & Spin Bowling Pipeline
44:21 – Brisbane Lions Coaching Update: Cam Bruce vs. Nathan Buckley
54:25 – The Stock Exchange: Lyon Recall, Konstas's Timeline, & Lions Coaching Risk

Who Art Thou Opener?

Town Media — Sun, 18 Oct 2026 19:30:00 GMT

Bailey Smith (the brother-in-law) is back in the studio for Episode 37! We break down the comprehensive 5-day Test win against South Africa, Matt Renshaw’s incredible run, and selection dilemmas for the next match. Plus, we dive into the AFL trade period (including Keidean Coleman’s shock move to Essendon and Nick Blakey’s trade to North Melbourne), get hyped for GTA 6 being just one month away, and cover the Rugby League World Cup, the Wallabies' Bledisloe struggles, Harry’s Top 5 Fast Food Chains, and the Stock Exchange.

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Welcome Back Bailey & GTA 6 Countdown (One Month Away!)
09:10 – Test Cricket Review: Dominant 5-Day Win Over South Africa & Renshaw's Form
13:48 – Second Test Preview: Selection Debates, St. George's Park Pitch & Bowling Lineups
25:25 – AFL Trade Period: Keidean Coleman to Essendon, Sam Marshall & Will McLachlan
34:13 – Nick Blakey's Move to North Melbourne & Big Trade Movement
44:17 – Rugby League World Cup & Wallabies Bledisloe Cup Woes
53:45 – Harry's Top 5 Fast Food Chains
1:00:15 – The Stock Exchange: Coleman Regrets, Blakey’s Upside & Aggressive Openers

Reviewing our 2026 AFL Predictions!

Town Media — Wed, 14 Oct 2026 20:00:00 GMT

It’s prediction accountability time! The boys look back at Episode 3 to review their bold preseason AFL predictions. We check who nailed the top four (and who utterly failed with the Gold Coast Suns), grade our dark horse and slider calls, revisit our coach pressure ratings, and crown the ultimate "King Predictor" for the year! Plus, we hand out far-too-early bold predictions for next season.

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Intro: Revisiting Our Pre-Season AFL Predictions from Episode 3
02:24 – Premiers & Top Four Review: Did Anyone Predict the Suns?
04:49 – Bold Predictions Autopsy: North Melbourne, Gold Coast & Collingwood
08:18 – Dark Horse & Slider Check: St. Kilda, Hawthorn & the Collingwood Fall
14:00 – Wooden Spoon & Coaches Under Pressure: Voss, Longmuir & McCrae
18:09 – Needs a Big Year & Early Wins: Jamarra, Cripps & Neale
22:30 – Breakout Year & Crowning the King Predictor
27:07 – Season Reflections & Far-Too-Early Bold Predictions for Next Year

A Knock Of Note

Town Media — Mon, 12 Oct 2026 19:30:00 GMT

The boys are back together—though Angus is running on fumes after a massive week of spraying and a memorable trip to Sydney to see Noah Kahan and meet We Mean Well’s Jarchy! We break down the disaster at Bathurst 1000 (including Anton de Pasquale's heartbreaking fuel disaster and Gordo's prophetic hot takes), Matt Renshaw’s triumphant 190-run return to the Test team against South Africa, and Steve Smith's slip fielding legacy. Plus, Harry delivers a brand new top-five ranking on history's greatest technological advancements, and we run through the Stock Exchange!

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Welcome Back: Bathurst Disaster, Renshaw's Return & Angus's Sleep Deprivation
02:30 – Angus's Sydney Trip: Noah Kahan, Manly Ferry, & Meeting Jarchy
07:16 – Sydney Harbour Opera House History & Bondi Beach Takes
12:01 – Test Cricket: Matt Renshaw's Magnificent 190 vs. South Africa
21:19 – Day 4 State of Play & Selection Debates for the Next Test
28:28 – Bathurst 1000 Review: De Pasquale's Fuel Heartbreak & Gordo's Masterclass
37:20 – Mount Panorama Culture, Hill Shenanigans & V8 Driver Nicknames
44:03 – Harry's Top 5 Technological Advancements
49:50 – The Stock Exchange: Renshaw Batting Order, Smith's Fielding & Bathurst Winners

Don't Cry Because It's Over, Smile Because It Happened

Town Media — Mon, 05 Oct 2026 20:00:00 GMT

With Angus away in Sydney seeing Noah Kahan, Lachlan and Harry take the reins fresh off a massive Bunya Mountains long weekend. The boys recount their family trip—highlighted by a literal 20-litre bucket of lolly salad—before diving into the major headlines of the week. They deliver a passionate tribute to Brisbane Lions head coach Chris Fagan following his retirement after three consecutive premierships, break down the internal candidates to replace him, and react to the surprise selection of Nic Maddinson in Australia’s Test squad for the South Africa tour. Plus, quick recaps of the NRL Grand Final and a full Bathurst 1000 preview with expert insights from friend of the pod Gordo!

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Welcome Back: Angus is Away & Bunya Mountains Long Weekend
02:09 – The 20-Litre Lolly Salad Bucket & Family Traditions
03:34 – Chris Fagan Steps Down: The End of an Era
07:00 – Rebuilding the Lions: Culture, Loyalty, & Turning the Club Around
12:08 – Press Conferences & The "We Don't Lose, We Learn" Mentality
15:32 – Learning Finals Football the Hard Way (2019–2022)
22:10 – Favorite Personal Fages Memories: Hugs, Crowds, & Bench Celebrations
28:06 – Next Lions Coach: Internal vs. External (Danny Daly vs. Cam Bruce)
34:29 – Test Cricket Shock: Sam Harper & Nic Maddinson Called Up
37:05 – Batting Order Shakeup & South Africa Series Preview
41:15 – NRL Grand Final: Roosters Top the Knights in a Thriller
43:48 – Bathurst 1000 Preview from Gordo (Notable Petrol Head) Contenders & Gordo's Hot Takes
47:15 – The Nostalgia of Bathurst Day: Church, Aircon, & Fuel Strategy
48:50 – Ticket Prices, Camping & Race Day Details
50:06 – Top 5 Dinosaurs (Requested Segment)
53:50 – The Stock Exchange: DCE’s Legacy & Maddensen’s Recall

DYNASTY DELIVERED

Town Media — Sun, 27 Sep 2026 20:00:00 GMT

The Brisbane Lions are UNDISPUTED back-to-back-to-back AFL Champions! After a heart-stopping Grand Final for the ages against Fremantle, the boys sit down to break down one of the greatest escapes and premier runs in AFL history. From the late-game "Wharfie Time" blitz and Logan Morris’s game-winner to Will Ashcroft’s snubbed Norm Smith performance and the legendary legacy of Chris Fagan—we cover every single moment, statistic, and emotion of the three-peat.

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Welcome Back: Back-to-Back-to-Back Champions!
02:25 – The Insane Final 5 Minutes: Morris, Bailey, & The Great Escape
04:50 – A Legacy-Defining Dynasty: Comparing Current Lions to the 2000s Team
08:10 – Match Stats Breakdown: How Did Brisbane Win That?
12:55 – Pre-Game Entertainment: Kylie Minogue Review
16:11 – Wet Weather Dogfight: Quarters 1 to 3 Recap
21:30 – Norm Smith Medal Controversy: Shy Bolton vs. Will Ashcroft
30:40 – "Wharfie Time" & The 4-Goal Final Quarter Blitz
42:15 – Chris Fagan’s Legacy & Lachie Neale’s Departure
50:10 – The 3-Year Journey: Defining Moments of the Dynasty
01:06:50 – Favorite Personal Moments from the 2026 Season
01:15:30 – Ranking Brisbane’s Top 5 AFL Premierships
01:20:10 – Tuesday Fan Day Announcement & Outro

ITS GRAND FINAL TIME

Town Media — Thu, 24 Sep 2026 20:00:00 GMT

It’s Grand Final week! Lachlan and Harry sit down for a complete preview of the 2026 AFL Grand Final as the Brisbane Lions chase a historic three-peat in their fourth consecutive Grand Final appearance. With Angus away, the boys break down the massive news of Lachie Neale clearing his tribunal charge, both teams naming unchanged lineups, and the key positional matchups across the park. They debate whether Fremantle’s form holds up under Grand Final pressure, analyse the midfield and defensive battles, and wrap up with their full predictions and Norm Smith Medal picks.

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Intro & Lachie Neale Cleared for the Grand Final
02:11 – Unchanged Teams & Selection Debate: Gardner vs. Answorth
04:36 – Fremantle’s Threats: Small Forwards & Murphy Reid
06:54 – Freo’s Finals Form: Only 3 Quarters Won Out of 12
09:38 – Key Menace Players: Hayden Young & Luke Jackson
13:05 – Experience & Preparation Edge: Lions’ Grand Final Routine
17:27 – Attacking vs. Defending Styles: Can the Brissy Blitz Strike?
19:40 – Key Matchups: Backline Units & Forward Line Battles
22:54 – Midfield Clash: Ashcroft, Neale & Dunkley vs. Freo’s Engine Room
26:54 – Grand Final Predictions: Winner, Margin & Norm Smith Picks
31:01 – Final Wrap-Up, Sunday Pod Plans & Outro

On the Doorstep of a Dynasty

Town Media — Sun, 20 Sep 2026 20:00:00 GMT

In what will go down as one of the greatest preliminary finals of all time, the Brisbane Lions secure their fourth consecutive Grand Final appearance after a thrilling victory over Hawthorn! The boys break down every key moment from the 250-point epic—from Kai Lohmann's explosive third-quarter performance and Mitch Lewis’s sensational hanger to the late-game drama, controversial decisions and Jarman Impey’s holding-the-ball brain fade. Plus, the panel takes a quick look at the AFL Grand Final matchup against Fremantle, reviews Australia’s ODI series victory over Zimbabwe, and touches on the latest Socceroos squad selection.

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Intro & Post-Game Relief: Lions Qualify for 4th Consecutive Grand Final
02:28 – First Half Recap: High Scoring, Mitch Lewis Goals & Lachie Neale Incident
09:38 – Defensive Concerns: Darcy Gardiner vs. Jack Gunston & Ty Gallop’s Impact
17:55 – The Second Half Surge: Kai Lohmann’s 3-Goal Burst & Lions Take Control
22:37 – Thrilling Final Minutes: Mitch Lewis Hanger, Insufficient Intent & High Contact
25:40 – The Decisive Call: Jarman Impey Holding the Ball & Final Seconds
36:00 – Match Reflection: Is This the Greatest Preliminary Final Ever?
38:26 – Harry’s Top 5 Courageous Umpiring Decisions of All Time
44:20 – Brief Grand Final Thoughts: The Upcoming Matchup Against Fremantle
51:48 – NRL & Finals Discussion: Finns, Panthers & Finals Predictions
54:30 – Australian Cricket Update: Matt Renshaw’s 100 & ODI Series Victory vs. Zimbabwe
01:02:28 – Socceroos Squad Selection: Big Names & Local Stars Included
01:09:00 – Harry’s Official Top 5: The Best Breakfasts
01:13:20 – The Stock Exchange: Greatest AFL Game Ever Played?
01:18:36 – Outro & Looking Ahead to Grand Final Week

Beware The Fire Breathing Dragon

Town Media — Mon, 14 Sep 2026 20:53:14 GMT

The Lions came out like a fire-breathing dragon to completely dismantle the Crows in the finals! In this episode, the boys break down all the carnage from the Gabba, discuss Taylor Walker's career, and look ahead to the massive tilt against Hawthorn. Plus, Gus recounts his weekend away escaping a haunted convent in Warwick and touring Stanthorpe wineries, the lads review the NFL taking over Melbourne at the MCG, and Harry delivers his top 5 soft drinks!

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Welcome back to Episode 30 & Audio Setup Upgrades
03:00 – Gus’s Weekend Away: Haunted Convents & Stanthorpe Wineries
15:15 – Sauna Building Battles & Weekend Housekeeping
22:00 – AFL Finals Breakdown: Lions Hump the Crows at the Gabba
35:00 – Taylor Walker’s Career & Off-Field AFL Drama
42:00 – Lions vs. Hawthorn Match Preview & Score Predictions
46:30 – NFL Takes Over Melbourne: The MCG Game Experience
56:45 – Australian Test Cricket Squad Selection & Cooper Connolly Debates
01:17:10 – Harry’s Top 5 Soft Drinks
01:23:30 – Rapid Fire Stock Exchange & Wrap Up

Shell Shocked in Sydney

Town Media — Sun, 06 Sep 2026 19:30:00 GMT

Join the boys for Episode 29 as they welcome special guest Bailey Smith (B Smythe/brother of Bunga) to the show!

The crew re-lives classic family wedding memories, breaks down Father's Day and life on the farm, and gives an update on the Well Park Country Club green and upcoming merch. Plus, Harry drops his Top 5 Aussie holiday destinations, and the panel dissected the Brisbane Lions' finals loss to Sydney and the AFL's new wildcard round structure.

Episode Timings

00:00 – Intro & Special Guest Bailey Smith
01:00 – The Legendary Backyard Cricket Catch & Wedding Memories
07:38 – Father’s Day & Living at Well Park
11:30 – Well Park Country Club Green Update & Merch Drop
18:25 – Talk of the Town Pub Chat & Merch Ideas
24:30 – High School TikTok Clout & TOTT Fantasy League
27:10 – Harry’s Top 5 Australian Holiday Destinations
41:10 – Brisbane Lions Finals Review: "Shitting the Bed" Against Sydney
51:00 – Lions Backline & Upcoming Semi-Final vs. Crows Prediction
58:15 – Stock Exchange: AFL Wildcard Round Format
01:02:10 – Wrap Up & Outro

Bye Round Maxxing

Town Media — Sun, 30 Aug 2026 19:45:00 GMT

The boys are back in person to preview the Swans vs. Lions qualifying final. Gus gives an update straight off the fertiliser tractor, the crew drops a quick Mackay vlog status, and Lachlan runs through a rapid-fire breakdown of everyday social etiquette rules. Plus, Harry ranks his top 5 ice creams, the boys review the first AFL wildcard round, and they break down the sad send-off for Broncos legend Adam Reynolds

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Intro & Back In-Person
00:50 – Studio Updates & Bullheads in the Feet
03:00 – Gus on the Fertiliser & Pod Progress
05:45 – Mackay Vlog Status & Dad Life
10:15 – Long Hours on the Tractor
11:34 – Harry’s First Paintball Match
17:50 – Milestone: 100+ Weekly Listens
18:55 – Lachlan’s Etiquette Segment: Crossings, Trolleys & Merging
29:10 – Lachlan’s Etiquette Segment: Footpaths, Food Courts & Mates Rates
42:00 – Harry’s Top 5 Ice Cream Flavors
48:07 – AFL Wildcard Round Breakdown
57:55 – Swans vs. Lions Qualifying Final Preview
01:04:45 – NRL: Adam Reynolds’ Farewell & Broncos Rebuild
01:12:15 – Wrap Up & Father’s Day Plans

Memories in Mackay

Town Media — Mon, 24 Aug 2026 19:00:00 GMT

Fresh off a wild weekend trip to Mackay to watch Australia beat Bangladesh in just two days, the boys are back to recount the madness. Recorded live with Angus fertilising fields straight from his tractor, the gang breaks down their Mackay trip highlights—from pink eye diagnoses and cheap beers at the Mackay Bowling Club to Steve Smith back tattoos. They also unpack the 2nd Test match performance, discuss Australia's selection burning questions ahead of the South Africa tour, preview the AFL Wild Card round, celebrate the Brisbane Lions' thrashing of Collingwood, and debate Harry’s Top 5 cleaning machines.

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Intro & Gus Broadcasting Live from the Tractor
01:28 – The Mackay Trip Recap: Pink Eye, "The Bely," & Vlog Teaser
09:35 – Parking Up at the Mackay Bowling Club & Cheap Beer Reviews
16:07 – Great Barrier Reef Arena: Venue & Pitch Performance Breakdown
23:20 – Australia Dominates Bangladesh in 2 Days
33:28 – Test Selection Dilemmas & South Africa Tour Preview
40:38 – AFL Wild Card Round Debate
45:02 – Brisbane Lions Crush Collingwood & Cam Rayner’s Helmet Intel
55:53 – Harry’s Top 5 Cleaning Machines
01:01:25 – The Stock Exchange Segment & Wrap-Up

Top End Embarrassment

Town Media — Sun, 16 Aug 2026 19:00:00 GMT

Half a year in and 26 episodes deep, the boys are back on the couch discussing the latest chaos on and off the field! Gus is hungover and Lachlan & Harry let him know about ! From a review of the "Bizzas" Shapes hybrid and surviving a hectic Warrego Highway road trip, to Harry’s Top 5 dog breeds and the Lions' victory over the Suns.

Plus, an absolute meltdown over Australia’s historic Test loss to Bangladesh in Darwin, predictions for the upcoming Mackay Test, and the weekly Stock Exchange.

Apologies if there are some very slight audio dropouts, we are ironing out a kink in the recording process (Lachlan plugging the power cable into the wrong USB C port)

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Intro, Low IQ Comments & Chocolate Mousse Review
05:00 – Golf Day Recap & Highway Road Trip Chaos
18:00 – Fantasy Premier League Announcement & ABC Radio Gripe
27:20 – On-Air Shape Taste Test: "The Bizza's"
32:50 – Harry’s Top 5 Dog Breeds
43:00 – Brisbane Lions vs. Gold Coast Suns Breakdown & Fagan’s Record
54:50 – Australia's Embarrassing Test Loss to Bangladesh in Darwin
01:13:50 – Mackay Test Preview & Team Selections
01:24:20 – Stock Exchange Segment & Wrap-Up

Tiny Towers, Big Dreams

Town Media — Sun, 09 Aug 2026 20:00:00 GMT

The boys reunite in person after a few technical delays and heat checks. With Harry on the brink of his 18th birthday, the crew dives headfirst into their recent addiction to mobile gaming classic Tiny Tower and breaks down the golden era of phone games. Plus, they recap the Brisbane Lions' dominant win over Hawthorn, discuss their trip to the Broncos vs. Dolphins match, and preview Australia's test series against Bangladesh in Darwin.

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Intro & Technical Dramas
01:19 – Harry Turns 18 & Birth Nostalgia
04:26 – The Tiny Tower & Mobile Gaming Obsession
17:23 – iPhone Game of the Year Nostalgia
22:35 – Shapes Pizza vs. Barbecue Debate
24:53 – Harry's Top 5 iPhone Games of All Time
31:37 – AFL: Brisbane Lions destroy Hawthorn
51:33 – NRL: Broncos vs. Dolphins Recap & Suncorp Highlights
56:48 – Cricket: Australia vs. Bangladesh Test Preview in Darwin

Shapes History Lesson

Town Media — Sun, 02 Aug 2026 19:00:00 GMT

Lachlan, Angus, and Harry return to recap a dark weekend as the Lions get dismantled by Carlton at Marvel Stadium by 76 points, and the Broncos' dismal 2026 NRL season officially comes to a close.

The boys break down Harry’s epic weekend gluttony fest, share their spoiler-free thoughts on Spider-Man: Brand New Day, and run through Harry's controversial Top 5 Arnott’s Shapes flavours bracket. They also delve into Shapes reviews and some Shapes history!

Plus, Angus officially locks in his Premier League team selection, and the boys debate whether caretaker coach Josh Fraser deserves the Carlton head coaching gig permanently.

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Intro: A Disastrous Saturday Night for Brisbane Sport
01:53 – Weekend Recaps: Gluttony Fests, Thermomix Porridge & Desserts
08:40 – Movie Review: Spider-Man: Brand New Day & Marvel’s Future
16:48 – Top 5 Segment: Arnott’s Shapes Flavors Bracket
26:33 – Outrageous Product Reviews & The 2016 Shapes Recipe Backlash
34:45 – AFL Breakdown: Lions Embarrassed by Carlton at Marvel
41:42 – Injury Concerns, Selection Dilemmas & Hawthorn Preview
50:12 – NRL Breakdown: Broncos Season Officially Dead & Buried
55:04 – Stock Exchange: Does Josh Fraser Deserve the Permanent Blues Job?
01:00:17 – Premier League Era: Angus Formally Announces His Football Club
01:11:28 – Outro & Wrapping Up Episode 24

Power Outage

Town Media — Mon, 27 Jul 2026 20:30:00 GMT

Power Outage at the Gabba! The boys break down an incredible Sunday at the Gabba as the Brisbane Lions extend their winning streak to seven with a 59-point dismantling of Port Adelaide. With Will Ashcroft continuing his insane resurgence, Sam Draper launching bombs from the centre square, and Charlie Cameron taking hangers, the Lions are flying high—despite a boneheaded MRO moment from Ty Gallop.

Meanwhile, down in the NRL, the Broncos' disastrous season is officially buried following an 18–10 loss to the Cowboys, raising serious questions about Michael Maguire's future at Red Hill. Plus, the boys unpack Australia’s newly named Test squad for the Top End series against Bangladesh in Darwin and Mackay, navigate the ongoing administrative shambles surrounding the England Test captaincy, and dive deep into Harry’s controversial Top 5 Supermarket Biscuits.

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Intro: Freezing Winters, Kingsthorpe Housewarmings & Winter Weather
04:27 – The Broken Tigers Fan: Fire Pit Sacrifices & The Hope That Kills You
07:03 – Harry’s AI Ban & Tech Dilemmas
09:36 – Harry’s Top 5 Segment: Supermarket Biscuits Bracket
14:49 – Lachlan’s Top 5 Biscuits: The Caramel Crown Supremacy
20:34 – Lions Batter Port Adelaide: 7 Wins in a Row at a Sun-Drenched Gabba
26:13 – The Eric Hipwood Eye-Test Paradox & Managing Oscar Allen’s Return
31:19 – Will Ashcroft’s Masterclass & The Lion Barometer Index
37:01 – Josh Carr’s "Grubby" Claims & Ty Gallop’s Impending MRO Suspension
45:00 – Australian Test Squad Named: Top End Series vs Bangladesh
49:43 – The Renshaw & McSweeney Debate: Is Marnus Under Pressure?
53:22 – England’s Captaincy Vacuum: Joe Root Back in the Frame?
56:22 – Season Over: Cowboys Eliminate the Broncos from 2026 Finals
01:01:45 – The Stock Exchange: Future-Proofing Aussie Cricket, ECB Failures & Madge’s Blame
01:13:02 – Outro & Looking Ahead to Carlton at Marvel

They Need One of Us

Town Media — Sun, 19 Jul 2026 19:45:00 GMT

The boys regroup after Angus’s first week back on the tools by himself—and it turns out his newfound obsession with open space might leave his backyard completely tree-free. Meanwhile, tragedy hits the farm as the legendary Ford 5000 tractor is in dire need of open heart surgery.

Over in the sporting world, the Brisbane Broncos finally snap their historic club-record losing streak with a stunning upset against the Panthers, while the mighty Brisbane Lions head out west to secure a highly professional, grit-and-grind victory over the plucky West Coast Eagles. The boys unpack Kai Lohmann's All-Australian trajectory, check in on Dayne Zorko's aging hamstring, and look ahead to the massive post-Bazball era as rumours swirl that our very own Justin Langer is the leading candidate to coach England. To round it off, Harry brings the chaos back to the studio with his Top 5 Animals bracket, triggering a full-scale debate on why cats are officially banned from the conversation.

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Intro: Life After Chainsaws & Angus’s Solo Welfare Check
05:32 – The Yucca Eviction Hangover & Tree Safety Shortcomings
10:22 – Vale Ford 5000: A Farm Legend is in trouble
11:08 – Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey & World Cup Final Predictions
15:00 – 2026 World Cup: Reflecting on the tournament
24:49 – Harry’s Top 5 Animals
33:03 – Bonus Bracket: Lachlan’s Top 5 Pets (Parrot Supremacy)
36:48 – Streak Snapped! Broncos Defy the Odds Against the Panthers
40:54 – Lions Survive the West: Banana Skins, Kai Lohman & Zorko's Hammy
46:34 – The Oscar Allen VFL Return & Re-evaluating Eric Hipwood
51:55 – Brandon Starcevich’s Frame-Jersey Homecoming
55:57 – The Justin Langer Revenge Arc: Can an Aussie Save England Test Cricket?
01:02:20 – The Captaincy Succession Plan: Sounding Out Joe Root & Ben Stokes

Vale Baz Ball

Town Media — Mon, 13 Jul 2026 20:00:00 GMT

The era of self-importance has officially crumbled.

The boys break down the sudden sacking of England Test coach Brendan McCullum and dissect the chaotic, performative legacy of "Bazball." Back home, the boys reflect on a gruelling week of manual labour out at the farm—from battling giant yuccas to Harry blowing out the dessert budget. Plus, a massive 90-point statement win by the Brisbane Lions at the Gabba, a close look at Zac Bailey’s backyard pool renovation might mean and Harry’s highly controversial top 5 chocolate bars.

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Intro & Recovery Scores after a Massive Week on the Tools
01:13 – Box Thorns, Trenches, and Moving Boulders: Farm Work Recap
04:13 – The Great Yucca War & Emptying the Trailer at the Dump
08:15 – The $15 Roster: Ranking the Boys' Gluttonous Backyard Desserts
19:12 – Top 5 Segment: Chocolate Bars
29:43 – Lions Smash the Bombers by 90 & Navigating the Padded Members' Seats Nuffies
38:51 – Sam Draper's Output, Will Ashcroft, and Zac Bailey’s Pool Clues
45:44 – Gabba Food Review: Ticking Off the Lamb Souvlaki
47:07 – Vale Bazball: Brendan McCullum Sacked & The Hall of Self-Importance
01:03:08 – Where Does England Go from Here & Preparing for the 150th Test Match

Working the Land

Town Media — Sun, 05 Jul 2026 19:30:00 GMT

The boys are back together in person, recording straight from the clubhouse at the Well Park Country Club!

In this packed episode, Lachlan, Harry, and Gus look back at the heartbreaking end to the Socceroos' World Cup run, recounting their chaotic 3:00 AM mission for fast food before the Egypt game. Plus, they dive into the roaring form of the Brisbane Lions after a massive win at GMHBA Stadium, break down the Brisbane Broncos’ alarming eight-game losing skid, and preview the upcoming State of Origin decider.

Harry also rolls out his highly anticipated (and slightly chaotic) Top 5 National Flags matrix, before the team reminisces about the absolute worst chores they were forced to do growing up on the farm.

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Welcome to the Well Park Clubhouse & Studio Setup
01:51 – Braving the 3 AM Fast Food Struggle Before the Socceroos Game
07:31 – The Fallout from the Socceroos’ World Cup Exit
09:33 – Back on the Farm: Killing Tree Pears & Farm Work
18:22 – Character Building: The Worst Chores We Did Growing Up
27:18 – Follow-up on the Top 5 Fruits Debate
29:31 – Harry’s Top 5 Flags
34:19 – AFL: Brisbane Lions Are Red Hot After Smacking Geelong
53:11 – NRL: The Broncos' 8-Game Nightmare Continuance
01:01:26 – State of Origin Game 3 Selection Shockers & Predictions
01:15:10 – The Stock Exchange: Suncorp Origin, World Cup Success, & Live Sites

RWR - We aren't winning the World Cup :(

Town Media — Sat, 04 Jul 2026 00:23:57 GMT

Heartbreak in Dallas. Lachlan and Harry dissect a gut-wrenching Round of 32 exit as the Socceroos fall to Egypt 4-2 on penalties after a gruelling, high-stakes 1-1 draw. It’s a bitter pill to swallow for Australian football, but what a ride it was.

The boys break down every massive moment from the 120 minutes: from Cristian Volpato hitting the crossbar early, to falling behind to Emam Ashour's opener, and the second-half resurgence sparked by Aiden O’Neill’s dangerous free-kick that forced the Mohamed Hany own goal. They pay tribute to a heroic, world-class performance from young keeper Patrick Beach, debate Tony Popovic’s massive 119th-minute gamble to substitute Mat Ryan on for the shootout, and wrap around 18-year-old Lucas Herrington and Harry Souttar after their costly misses from the spot. It’s raw, it’s emotional, but the future of this young squad is incredibly bright.

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Pure Heartbreak: The Socceroos Out of the World Cup
01:15 – First Half Blues: Caught Out by Ashour and Jordan Bos’ Cruel Injury
04:32 – The Fightback: Forcing the Own Goal & Finding Our Feet
07:10 – The Patrick Beach Masterclass: That Stoppage-Time Save to Save Us
11:05 – Extra Time Tension: Mo Salah Awakens & Awer Mabil’s Late Chance
14:40 – The 119th Minute Gamble: Debating the Mat Ryan Sub
18:15 – Shootout Drama: Souttar, Herrington, and the Cruel Crossbar
22:50 – Wrapping Around the Kids: Why the Future (Irankunda, Herrington, Beach) is Bright
26:15 – Final Thoughts on a Historic Campaign

RWR - Egypt Preview

Town Media — Thu, 02 Jul 2026 09:46:39 GMT

Knockout football has arrived!

Lachlan and Harry build up to the Socceroos’ historic World Cup Round of 32 clash against Egypt, kicking off at 4:00 AM AEST this Saturday from Texas. Neither nation has ever won a World Cup knockout match, making this a monumental, high-stakes opportunity for Australian football.

The boys debate the massive talking points surrounding Egypt: Will an injured Mo Salah start? Why is Manchester City’s Omar Marmoush being left on the bench? And how much will Egypt miss their eft-back?

Plus, Lachlan and Harry break down Tony Popovic's selection dilemmas—including the big midfield battle between Jackson Irvine and Okon Engstler —and share their predictions for what promises to be an absolute nail-biter.

Chapters

00:00 – The Round of 32 Awaits: Knockout Football is Here

00:31 – Dodging Belgium and Iran: Are We Happy with Egypt?

01:31 – The Mo Salah Injury Cloud & The Psychological Impact

04:08 – Omar Marmoush: The Dangerous Man on the Bench

05:54 – Scouting Egypt: Key Strengths and Critical Injuries

07:58 – Popovic's Selection Dilemmas: Going Full Strength

10:55 – The Midfield Debate: Experience (Irvine) vs. Form (Okon Engstler)

13:24 – Unleashing the Fabled Front Three: Irankunda, Toure & Volpato?

15:03 – Defending the Low Block: Why Our Back Three Gives Us Confidence

19:38 – 4:00 AM Wake-Up: Live Sites, Maccas Runs, and a Lift for the Nation

21:41 – Score Predictions: Squeaky Bum Time or Heartbreak?

COME THROUGH US!

Town Media — Sun, 28 Jun 2026 19:30:00 GMT

The Brisbane Lions are officially back, but the same can’t be said for the Broncos, who have just dropped their seventh game in a row.

The boys return once more to cover a huge week! Lachlan and Angus recap their frosty but vibrant experience at the South Bank World Cup live site for the Socceroos' draw, while Harry joins in with a freshly healed voice (with some coughing to go with it) to break down a controversial double-overtime robbery in local social basketball and his triumphant final athletics carnival.

The boys also dive deep into the Lions' massive 43-point win over the Swans, discuss the frustrating Logan Morris play on umpire call, vent about their biggest stadium pet peeves, and look ahead to the Socceroos' massive Round of 32 World Cup clash against Egypt. Plus, Harry delivers his highly controversial Top 5 Fruits list.

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Welcome to Episode 19 & Fire-Starting Debates
01:52 – Harry’s Social Basketball Heartbreak & Athletics Triumphs
07:18 – Behind the Scenes: The Water Bottle Incident
11:32 – Socceroos Live Site Review & Waking Up for the Nation
19:31 – Top 5 Feedback: Petrol Heads Only Section
25:26 – Harry’s Top 5 Australian Fruits (Watermelon Domination)
30:32 – Brisbane Lions Hump the Swans: Match Breakdown
45:00 – The Logan Morris Post-Siren Umpiring Controversy
49:15 – Stadium Pet Peeves: Early Leavers & Weak Bladders
55:07 – Gabba Food Review: Chicken Souvlaki Aftermath
56:43 – Brisbane Broncos' 7-In-A-Row Slump & Suncorp Food Review Plans
01:01:39 – Cowboys Stun the Panthers
01:03:42 – School Holidays & World Cup Round of 32 Preview vs. Egypt

RWR - WE'RE THROUGH TO THE ROUND OF 32!!

Town Media — Fri, 26 Jun 2026 09:02:12 GMT

Australia are through to the FIFA World Cup Round of 32!

The Socceroos secured the point they needed with a hard-fought 0-0 draw against Paraguay to finish second in Group F and book back-to-back appearances in the World Cup knockout stages.

Lachlan and Harry break down the tactical battle, discuss Tony Popovic's six changes, celebrate the outstanding performance of 18-year-old Lucas Harrington, and look ahead to Australia's Round of 32 opponent as the World Cup dream continues.

Chapters

00:00 Australia are through!
02:00 Overall reaction to the draw
03:40 Popovic's six changes explained
06:00 First-half tactical breakdown
09:45 Did Australia get the striker selection right?
11:20 Second-half analysis & key moments
14:10 Lucas Harrington's breakout performance
17:45 Popovic's post-match comments
20:00 Who has been Australia's player of the tournament?
21:05 Round of 32 qualification scenarios
22:10 Looking ahead to the knockout stage

RWR - Paraguay Preview

Town Media — Wed, 24 Jun 2026 09:30:00 GMT

The Socceroos' World Cup fate comes down to one final group game.

Lachlan and Harry preview Australia's massive clash with Paraguay, breaking down the group permutations, predicted line-ups, key selection dilemmas and the biggest threats the South Americans pose.

The boys discuss whether Cristian Volpato and Nestory Irankunda should start, if Patrick Beach keeps his place in goal, how Australia's yellow card situation could impact team selection, and why this could be the perfect game for Mohamed Toure to announce himself on the world stage.

Plus score predictions, knockout stage scenarios and a final Roo Meter update before the decisive Group D showdown.

Win or draw and Australia is through. Everything is on the line.

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Chapters

00:00 - Introduction & Group D Situation
00:40 - How Are We Feeling About Paraguay?
02:15 - Paraguay Analysis & Missing Almiron
04:20 - Australia's Best Front Three
06:25 - Should Mat Ryan Start?
08:40 - Yellow Cards & Defensive Selections
12:35 - Midfield Selection Debate
14:15 - Paraguay's Key Threats
18:40 - What Australia Must Do To Win
20:50 - Score Predictions
22:10 - World Cup Knockout Scenarios
24:50 - Final Roo Meter Update
25:10 - Closing Thoughts

Blister

Town Media — Sun, 21 Jun 2026 20:30:00 GMT

The boys return to relive their early-morning Socceroos adventure at Brisbane's live site, debate whether schools should be stopping everything to watch Australia's World Cup campaign and discuss why World Cup fever is sweeping the nation.

They also break down Queensland's State of Origin win, preview a huge Brisbane Lions clash with Sydney, discuss the latest rumours surrounding Lachie Neale's future, and Harry returns with another controversial Top 5 list.

Plus, the Stock Exchange is back with hot takes on the Socceroos, State of Origin, AFL premiership contenders and more.

As always, plenty of laughs, arguments and complete nonsense along the way.

Chapters

00:00 - Welcome Back & Firewood Arguments
05:00 - Socceroos Live Site Experience
16:00 - Supporting Australia at Schools & Workplaces
25:15 - Harry's Top 5 Months of the Year
33:00 - Brisbane Lions vs Sydney Preview
40:40 - Lachie Neale Trade Rumours
48:05 - State of Origin Game II Review
54:20 - The Stock Exchange Returns
01:04:30 - What We're Looking Forward To This Week
01:07:15 - Wrap Up

RWR - USA Reaction

Town Media — Fri, 19 Jun 2026 23:09:01 GMT

The high of Vancouver has met a frustrating reality check in Seattle. Following the Socceroos’ massive opening victory, Australia has gone down 2-0 to the World Cup hosts in a tense, hard-fought, and ultimately frustrating encounter. Fresh from standing side-by-side with the green and gold faithful at the South Bank live site, Lachlan and Harry return to the microphones tired, bruised, but ready to process the fallout. While losing to the USMNT on their own turf is no disaster, the boys dive into the nagging frustration of a match where the 50/50 calls didn't go Australia's way, and a sluggish first half ultimately left the team with too much ground to make up.

The boys unpack Tony Popovic's latest roll of the tactical dice, analysing the pre-dawn shockwaves when the 4:00 AM team sheets revealed surprise starts for Mathew Leckie and Christian Volpato. They debate whether the plan to use fluid runners to press the Americans from the front backfired, or if a vastly improved, valiant second-half performance showed the squad's true grit. Looking at the wider picture, the boys keep their perspective: with three points and an even goal difference in the bank, the destiny of the knockouts is still entirely in Australia's hands. To wrap things up, they look ahead to the pivotal clash against Paraguay, map out the Group dynamics, and issue a massive rallying cry for fans to pack out South Bank once again for Friday's 12:00 PM kick-off.

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Intro: Processing the 2-0 Defeat to the USA in Seattle

02:22 – Team Sheet Shock: Evaluating the Mathew Leckie Selection Gamble

04:19 – First Half Analysis: The Unlucky Own Goal & Burgess Substitution

06:37 – Second Goal Controversy: VAR Drama & Referee Frustrations

08:58 – Second Half Adjustments: Tactical Substitutions & Volpato’s Huge Impact

20:27 – Group Standings Outlook & Looking Ahead to Paraguay

RWR - USA Preview

Town Media — Wed, 17 Jun 2026 20:30:00 GMT

The stage is set for an absolute blockbuster! Following the Socceroos' historic 2-0 victory over Turkey and the USA’s dominant opening win against Paraguay, the banter and trash talk that has been building since the December draw has reached a fever pitch. Lachlan and Harry settle into the studio to preview the high-stakes Group Stage clash that has the entire nation buzzing. Riding an unmatched wave of passion and pride, the boys dive into how that initial victory has shifted expectations, giving Australia a massive cushion where even a single point from the remaining matches could guarantee passage into the knockout rounds.

The panel meticulously breaks down the tactical battle ahead, analysing the USMNT's danger men, their elite depth playing in Europe's top leagues, and how Tony Popovic might set up his defensive block to stifle their explosive attack. They debate whether the Socceroos should match the Americans' physicality or stick to the clinical underdog strategy that dismantled Turkey. To close out the episode, the boys put their reputations on the line with the return of the "Roo-Meter," tracking their updated tournament expectations and locking in their official predictions for the final scoreline before urging fans to once again pack out live sites across the country.

⏱️ Chapter Timings

00:00 – Intro: The Trash Talk Peak & Riding the Post-Turkey High
05:15 – Group Dynamics: Analysing the USMNT’s Dominant Win Over Paraguay
14:40 – Scouting the USMNT: Tactical Strengths, Weaknesses & Danger Men
24:55 – Socceroos Selection Dilemma: Stick to the Winning Formula or Rotate?
33:20 – The Roo-Meter: Predicting How Far the Socceroos Can Go
40:10 – Final Score Predictions & Pack the South Bank Live Site Outro

Stick to Hair Transplants

Town Media — Mon, 15 Jun 2026 20:30:00 GMT

Fresh off the back of a historic week for Australian sport, Lachlan, Angus, and Harry settle in to ride the massive high of the Socceroos' legendary 2-0 World Cup victory over Turkey. The boys recap the absolute euphoria of the South Bank live site in Brisbane, where Angus turned heads and copped major respect from the football crowd for pulling out a vintage 2004 Australian Cricket India Tour shirt. Back on the local front, the Brisbane Lions have finally found a heartbeat with two wins on the trot before heading into the bye, while the Broncos' season continues to spiral from bad to worse with a catastrophic loss to the Rabbitohs.

Beyond the football field, the conversation takes a hilariously unfiltered turn into elite-tier international banter. Harry recounts singing the national anthem at school assembly with an unmatched level of gusto that left senior students stunned, and the team breaks down the absolute funniest comments and memes flooding social media after the Socceroos' big win. To wrap things up, the boys preview the high-stakes State of Origin clash, unpack the Australian cricket team's transition phase in Bangladesh, and delve into what the ECB might do with their troublesome captain.

Chapters

00:00 – Intro: Harry's National Anthem Gusto & Riding the World Cup High

04:09 – South Bank Live Site Experience

37:01 - Harry's Top 5

43:15 – AFL: Lions Alive Before the Bye

51:29 – Brisbane Broncos Meltdown: 6 Losses in a row!

59:50 – State of Origin Game 2 Preview

01:08:25 – Cricket Watch: Ben Stokes & The English Captaincy Drama

RWR - SOCCEROOS SHOCK THE WORLD! 2-0 OVER TURKIYE!

Town Media — Sun, 14 Jun 2026 07:37:19 GMT

The Socceroos have done the unthinkable, defeating Turkey 2-0 in an absolute masterclass to kick off their 2026 World Cup campaign! Recording live and completely unfiltered from the car immediately after the final whistle, Lachlan and Harry join forces with Angus at the wheel to process the utter chaos and euphoria of an unforgettable morning. From navigating a packed, high-energy crowd at South Bank where shorter fans fought for their lives just to see the screen, to experiencing an average heart rate of 130 bpm, the boys capture the raw emotion of one of the greatest days in Australian football history.

The team dives straight into Tony Popovic’s blockbuster tactical gamble, breaking down the pre-match shockwaves that rippled through GYG and The Charming Squire when the team sheets dropped. The boys analyse the massive calls to bench long-time captain Mat Ryan in Favor of Patrick Beach, sit vice-captain Jackson Irvine, and hand a surprise start to Paul Okon Engstler. They break down how those big risks paid off perfectly on the pitch, celebrate a comprehensive underdog performance that has the entire nation believing, and recap Lachlan fulfilling his high-stakes social media bet: diving straight into Streets Beach to celebrate the clean sheet.

⏱️ Chapter Timings

00:00 – Intro: Live from the Car & Post-Match Scenes at South Bank
01:15 – Lineup Shockwaves: Benching Mat Ryan & Jackson Irvine
04:10 – Tactical Masterclass: How Popovich’s Big Gambles Paid Off
08:25 – Game Breakdown: Staying Solid Under Pressure & Clinical Finishes
13:50 – Public Euphoria: The Nation Gets Behind the Underdogs
16:05 – Outro: Swimming in Streets Beach & Looking Ahead to the USA

RWR - THE WORLD CUP IS HERE! Ft Andrew White

Town Media — Tue, 09 Jun 2026 20:30:00 GMT

The 2026 FIFA World Cup is finally here! AND WE ARE BURSTING WITH WORLD CUP FEVER!!!!!!!!!

With just two days until the greatest sporting event on earth kicks off, Lachlan and Harry settle in for the ultimate tournament preview. The boys are joined in the studio by a very special guest and long-time football companion, Andrew, to break down the massive sense of anticipation building across the country. From discussing the grueling sleep schedules ahead for Australian fans to stoking up the winter fires for those early 5:00 AM kick-offs, the team captures the exact essence of what it means to live through a winter World Cup on home soil.

The panel dives deep into the high-stakes tactical matchups ahead, analysing the Socceroos' opening battle against Turkey in Vancouver and plotting out the path required to advance from the group stage. They share their definitive tournament predictions, including tournament dark horses, breakout young stars, and bold scorelines. To wrap things up, the boys share a massive call-out for local fans looking to gather together and get to your local live site to get behind OUR Socceroos.

⏱️ Chapter Timings

00:00 – Intro: Two Days to Kick-Off & Welcoming Special Guest Andrew
05:30 – Navigating the World Cup Sleep Schedule & Iconic Openers
22:15 – Group Stage Breakdown: Analysing Turkey, Paraguay, & The United States
45:00 – Socceroos Tactical Blueprint: Starting XI Debates & Key Men
1:02:40 – Bold Predictions: Tournament Champions, Dark Horses, & Final Scorelines
1:13:42 – Volpato's Moment & Outro: Nostalgia FIFA Gaming Series Launch

Petrol Heads

Town Media — Sun, 07 Jun 2026 20:30:00 GMT

Fresh off braving a brisk Friday night out at Willowbank Raceway for the Winternationals, the boys parse through an unforgettable day of high-octane drag racing and elite-level people watching. From ticketing debacles and freezing conditions to parsing through the distinct local subculture of servo sunnies, flame-covered clothing, and the legend of commentator Alan Reinhardt, we break down why the event lived up to the hype. Plus, back in the studio, Harry breaks out a black-framed look that has the team calling him Clark Kent, and we track the incredible intramural dominance of Taylor House in the school netball competition.

On the sporting front, there is finally a pulse in Queensland after the Brisbane Lions put on a gritty, backs-against-the-wall masterclass to get the job done in Q-Clash 31. We salute Logan Morris's steering-wheel accuracy, unpack whether the season is salvageable heading into the bye, and look ahead to the looming World Cup schedule clash. Finally, we share a poignant tribute to the late, legendary Neil Daniher following his extraordinary 13-year fight against MND, discuss the upcoming Big Freeze clash at the MCG, and celebrate the inspiring paths of cricket's rising stars.

⏱️ Chapter Timings

00:00 – Intro: Harry's "Clark Kent" Look & The Week 8 Grinds
01:48 – Taylor House Rules: Hype PowerPoints & Lunchtime Netball Clinics
06:05 – Braving Willowbank: The Winternationals Petrol Head Culture Shock
25:39 – The Ticket Office Debacle & Alan Reinhardt Appreciation
38:00 – AFL: Brisbane Lions Revive the Season in Q-Clash 31!
48:00 – Remembering Neil Daniher: Big Freeze 2026 & Cricket Journeys

RWR - Switzerland Reaction!

Town Media — Sat, 06 Jun 2026 22:13:21 GMT

With just five days until the World Cup kicks off against Turkey in Vancouver, the Socceroos' final warm-up match against Switzerland is officially in the books! Lachlan and Harry break down the 1-1 draw on a brisk winter morning, dissecting what has become a worrying trend of sluggish first-half performances followed by explosive second-half adjustments. From Tete Yengi’s crucial debut goal to the defensive stability of Popovic's back three, the boys analyse exactly how prepared Australia looks for the world stage.

Beyond the pitch, the boys have a massive debate on tactical strategy—discussing whether exciting young talents like Nestory Irankunda and Cristian Volpato should start or be utilised as ultimate weapons off the bench. They also look ahead to the tournament group stage with score predictions, call out the Brisbane City Council over their lacklustre World Cup live sites, and tease a brand new retrospective FIFA World Cup video game series dropping on their channel.

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Intro: 5 Days to Turkey & Quintessential Winter World Cup Viewings
02:19 – Switzerland Lineup & A Disappointing First Half
05:10 – Second-Half Response: Tete Yengi's Debut Goal & Defensive Solidly
16:39 – The Bench Dilemma: How to Best Utilize Irankunda & Volpato
22:03 – Turkey Predictions & Brisbane City Council Live Site Rant
24:39 – Outro: FIFA World Cup Video Game Retro Series Launch

It's Klein's World

Town Media — Sun, 31 May 2026 20:30:00 GMT

The wheels have completely fallen off for Queensland sport, and the boys are sorting through the wreckage of a brutal weekend. From a freezing night at the Gabba watching an "incredibly lazy" Lions midfield to the Broncos capitulating at home to the Dragons, there is plenty of blame to go around. We dive into the harsh reality of the year-on-year player ranking slides, question if it's time for selection changes, and unpack the controversial Ponga State of Origin send-off that has everyone talking.

When we aren't losing our minds over the footy, we tackle the real hard-hitting issues. Lachlan labels a local fruit shop car park the absolute worst in Australia, while Gus and Harry break down the high-stakes, no-list strategy of a grocery run dictated by their mum. To wrap things up, Harry counts down his definitive top 5 times of the day, we celebrate Ollie Peake's historic cricket debut, and we debate which subcontinent touring destination makes for the dodging-est holiday.

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Intro & Weekend Recovery: 1% Whoop Ratings
04:15 – Braving the Gabba Wind & "Depression KFC"
09:30 – The Blunder Road Grocery Speedrun Rules
15:45 – Harry’s Top 5: Times of the Day
22:10 – AFL: Lions vs. Dockers Midfield Crisis & Ranking Slides
34:50 – Around the Grounds: Cripps' Alpha Mark & Brad Scott Sacked
41:15 – NRL: State of Origin Ponga Send-Off Debate & Match Day Menus
53:10 – Brisbane Broncos Disaster Class vs. Dragons
1:02:40 – Cricket: Ollie Peake's Debut & Rogue Subcontinent Tours

RWR - Mexico Reaction

Town Media — Sun, 31 May 2026 05:55:47 GMT

With just 12 days until the 2026 World Cup kicks off, Lachlan and Harry break down the Socceroos' intense 1-0 friendly loss to tournament co-hosts Mexico at the Rose Bowl. Despite the result, a rock-solid defensive display and a massive second-half response show exactly where Tony Popovic’s squad is at ahead of their final warm-up against Switzerland.

Plus, the boys look ahead to tomorrow's official 26-man FIFA squad deadline, debating the final four cuts from the training camp. Finally, they unpack the massive bombshell news: Cristian Volpato has officially switched his international allegiance to Australia and landed in camp. Are you ready to get around him?

Chapter Timings

00:00 – Intro: 12 Days to the World Cup
00:27 – Mexico Match Reaction: A Hostile Rose Bowl Atmosphere
06:57 – A Game of Two Halves: First-Half Struggles vs. Second-Half Response
15:20 – Late Subs & Popovic's Tactical Experiments
20:22 – Squad Selection Debate: Predicting the Four Final Cuts
25:22 – The Volpato Bombshell: Why Fans Need to Get Behind Him

Giant Embarrassment

Town Media — Sun, 24 May 2026 20:30:00 GMT

The boys open with a proper deep dive on Uncle Colin — welcome to country rates, smoking ceremony fees, and whether he's doing the Boxing Day test. It's Sir Doug Nicholls round and the AFL's most reliable elder is getting his work in. From there it's Harry's Top Five highways around the nation — the Warrego romps home at number one, Lachlan reckons the stretch between Toowoomba and Dalby is among the most boring patches of road in the country, and Angus is absolutely disgusted.

Then it's time to face the music. GWS 166, Brisbane 88. The Lions kicked 13 goals for the game. The Giants kicked 14 in the third quarter alone. The boys do their best to make sense of a humiliation — the injury toll, the midfield structure, the blokes who should have been picked, and whether this is a genuine alarm bell or just a bad day at the office. Brisbane face Fremantle this week and are somehow still favourites.

In the AFL round wrap, Scott Pendlebury breaks the all-time games record at 433, the whole Collingwood team wears gold numbers which the boys unanimously hate, Jamie Elliott does his ACL, and the Kangaroos knock off the Suns to stay relevant. State of Origin is the big one to close — squads are out, Queensland's halves are a concern, and Harry tips Nathan Cleary for man of the match before Lachlan flips his tip to Queensland at the last minute. Pull out the tracksuit. Fire's on. It's a hot chocy kind of night.

Chapters

00:00 Cold Open – Uncle Colin & Welcome to Country Rates

18:11 Harry's Top Five – Australian Highways

25:29 AFL: Lions vs GWS Debrief

39:07 Fremantle Preview

42:26 AFL Round Wrap – Pendlebury's Record, Jamie Elliott ACL

49:56 State of Origin – Squad Review

59:13 Origin Predictions & Man of the Match

01:01:22 Origin Traditions

RWR - The Great Rip Off!

Town Media — Wed, 20 May 2026 20:30:00 GMT

Four weeks out and the Socceroos are in Florida. Lachlan and Harry break down the two batches of players that have joined the training camp — from Harry Souttar grinding his way back to fitness, to Matthew Leckie's Cahill-in-2018 role, Daniel Bennie choosing the green and gold over Scotland, and the mystery of whether Segacic ends up at Croatia. The provisional squads are rolling in, so the boys go nation by nation — France with a squad so deep Eduardo Camavinga didn't make it, Brazil banking on a fading Neymar, and Bosnia's 40-year-old captain Dzeko leading them in what will almost certainly be his last World Cup.

Then there's the opening ceremonies — three of them, Tyla somehow performing at two — and Shakira's new anthem Dai Dai, which is fine, but it's no Waka Waka.

And then the real conversation. The great ripoff. The cheapest final ticket is seven times the price of Qatar. The $60 category four tickets were gone before general public sale opened. FIFA is double-taxing resales. A 15-minute New Jersey train is charging $150. Tailgating has been banned. Iran asked FIFA to move their games from US soil and were told no. Fans from Cape Verde, Algeria and Senegal are being hit with $15,000 visa bonds just to enter the country. Trump and Infantino are the dodgiest duo in world sport. The greatest sporting event in the world deserves better than this.

The football is going to be brilliant. Everything around it is a disgrace.

Chapters

00:00 Cold Open – Four Weeks Out

02:23 Training Camp Batch One

08:15 Training Camp Batch Two

17:18 Global Squad Watch – Japan, Bosnia

27:56 France's Ridiculous Squad

34:23 Brazil & Neymar

39:53 Opening Ceremonies

44:06 Shakira's Anthem – Dai Dai

48:42 The Great Ripoff – FIFA & Trump

55:23 Ticket Prices & Fan Exclusions

01:01:48 Iran, ICE & Visa Bonds

01:06:22 Empty Stadiums & What Comes Next

01:10:39 Closing – Final Squads & What's Ahead

Outnumbered, Outclassed

Town Media — Sun, 17 May 2026 21:49:27 GMT

The boys are back in the cottage studios and firing from the jump. Hugo kept Lachlan up five times overnight, Harry submitted a bio assignment with red lines still in it, and the Scottish Premiership final day had Hearts heartbroken at Celtic Park — which somehow became an everyone problem.

From there it's a brutal debrief on the Lions' Thursday night loss to Geelong in the wet — outmanned, outnumbered, and out-umpired, or so the boys reckon. A depleted back line, Geelong kicking from everywhere, and a Shannon Neale mark that defied physics. Sydney keep rolling on five straight home wins. Carlton get the new manager bounce under their caretaker after Michael Voss walks. Melbourne sit at 7-3 and no one knows what to make of it.

Magic Round stays in Brisbane until 2032 — and the boys are thrilled. State of Origin is a fortnight away and Queensland's halves are a mess. A new segment debuts: AFL players who don't look like AFL players. Buku Khamis at the Dalby Shopping World trolley bay, Zac Bailey at the surf shop, Grundy living out of a van in Colorado sandals.

Harry's Top Five this week is top five shops — Number 1 is a ripper.

The Well Park Country Club merch drop is coming. Don't miss it.

Chapters

00:06 Cold Open – Scottish Premiership Heartbreak

11:24 WPCC Merch Update

13:05 AFL: Lions vs Geelong Debrief

27:52 AFL: Sydney vs Collingwood

31:40 Carlton New Manager Bounce & Voss Departure

35:00 AFL Round Wrap – Melbourne, Dogs

38:27 Magic Round Stays in Brisbane Until 2032

42:45 State of Origin Preview

49:00 AFL Players Who Don't Look Like AFL Players

52:48 Harry's Top Five – Best Shops

01:00:09 Closing – RWR Ep 4 & WPCC Merch

BlueBagging

Town Media — Sun, 10 May 2026 20:30:00 GMT

The boys are back in the same room and fresh off a massive Friday night at the Gabba — and they're not the only ones who noticed. The lads get their first ever fan encounter live at the game, a surreal moment just 12 episodes in. Before the footy, it's a debrief on Hugo's first birthday, Harry walking through a water park and arriving soaking wet, and Angus nicking a kid's football at the party.

Harry's Top Five returns — this week it's the worst road signs. School zones, portable traffic lights, detours, flashing motorway speed signs, and the dreaded start roadworks. Country logic meets city chaos.

Then it's onto the Lions. A 49-point lead that somehow turned into an 11-point win, Fagan's spray at three-quarter time, Ryan Lester's statement game, and why Harry McKay gave Harris Andrews a bath in the second half. Geelong rolled Collingwood and Scott Pendlebury is one game away from breaking the all-time games record. Freo got it done in wharfie time against Hawthorn.

The Broncos make it three losses in four weeks at Brookvale. Melbourne Storm finally snap their losing streak. Cowboys golden point heartbreak and Tom Dearden's State of Origin injury cloud the NRL round. The Stock Exchange takes on Freo as minor premiers, Kane Cornes stepping down as All-Australian selector, Matthew Leckie's World Cup spot, Pep Guardiola at Man City, Pat Cummins and the franchise cricket crossroads, and the Cronulla Sharks as flat track bullies.

Chapters

00:00 Hugo's First Birthday

10:33 Harry's Top Five – Worst Road Signs

31:50 First Fan Encounter at the Gabba

34:35 AFL: Lions vs Carlton

49:52 AFL: Geelong vs Collingwood

52:58 AFL: Freo vs Hawthorn

01:01:11 NRL: Broncos vs Manly

01:09:13 NRL Round Wrap

01:11:28 The Stock Exchange

No Room for Hurt Feelings

Town Media — Mon, 04 May 2026 20:30:00 GMT

Harvest is done and all three boys are back. Lachlan, Angus and Harry open with a proper debrief on what four weeks of 12-hour days actually looks like — from caramel pies over the UHF to granddad trucking along at 83.

Off the back of a massive weekend of sport, the conversation turns to the Brisbane Lions and the AFL whiteboard saga that sent the Sunday Footy Show into a spin. The boys are in firm agreement: elite sport is no place for hurt feelings.

From there it's a Lions 64-point demolition of Essendon, the Carlton game preview, and an AFL round wrap including the Collingwood-Hawthorn draw and the AFL's baffling Double Friday scheduling. In the NRL, the Broncos lose to the Roosters in a game that ended with Dean Marriner undergoing emergency limb-saving surgery for acute compartment syndrome after what everyone thought was just a bad cork. The Stock Exchange returns with calls on Zac Bailey's future, Carlton's season, Reece Walsh, and Nathan Cleary for Dally M. Harry debuts his Top Five — and goes an interesting choice at number one. Premier League title race and the Spurs vs West Ham relegation battle round things out.

Don't get bitter. Get better.

Chapters
00:00 Harvest Debrief

15:30 Weekend of Sport Setup

16:00 Whiteboard Gate

27:00 AFL: Lions vs Essendon

31:00 Carlton Game Preview

38:00 AFL Round Wrap

41:20 NRL: Broncos vs Roosters

47:00 NRL Round Wrap & Tipping

49:30 The Stock Exchange

54:00 Harry's Top Five – Footwear

1:02:30 Premier League Title Race

1:05:20 Relegation: Spurs vs West Ham

RWR - The Calm Before the Storm

Town Media — Fri, 01 May 2026 21:00:00 GMT

The World Cup is 42 days away — and we're deep in that strange, electric window where the anticipation is everything. This week on Red, White & Roo, Lachlan and Harry aren't predicting or analysing. They're soaking it all in.

From World Cup wall charts and hot chocolates under a blanket, to the heartbreak of injury news and the quiet dread of dumb defensive errors — this episode is a love letter to what it feels like when the greatest show on earth is nearly here.

The boys also dig into the FIFA/EA Sports split and what it means for the World Cup gaming experience, get excited about the Socceroos players ready to announce themselves on the world stage, talk Irankunda, Toure, what they're dreaming about at King George Square, and why the corporate machine is threatening to sap the festival feeling from the 2026 tournament.

Plus — World Cup Rewind is back, with a special shoutout to Jacob from Brisbane, who's heading to America to watch it live.

Provisional squads drop next week. The storm is coming. This is the calm before it.

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Chapters

00:00 — Cold Open

00:42 — World Cup Is Coming

07:02 — 6-Week Hype

11:32 — Rituals & Traditions (Wall Chart)

17:07 — Game Times Advantage

21:19 — World Cup Game & Nostalgia

32:26 — Socceroos: Key Game + Players

39:46 — The King George Square Experience

44:24 — Beyond The Socceroos

48:00 — World Cup Memories

57:07 — Wrap-Up

Murder of Crows

Town Media — Sun, 26 Apr 2026 20:30:00 GMT

The trio is back. Angus returns from harvest, Harry's fresh off school and the tractor, and Episode 10 is the full reunion. The boys cover Anzac round from all angles — a Lions statement win broken down in full, the walking-wounded Broncos running up 32-0, and crowd atmosphere debates that take a detour through a very eventful State of Origin story.

The Stock Exchange returns with all three in the seat — Melbourne Storm's freefall, Rory McIlroy's major window, OKC's NBA credentials, and the big one: could the EPL title and relegation both go to the final day? With Spurs in freefall and Arsenal wobbling, it's one to watch.

Chapters

0:00 - Harvest Season Reunited

7:53 - Jack the Dog Goes Rogue

11:45 - Anzac Day Rants & Origin Rumbos

26:41 - Top 5 National Anthems

29:32 - Lions Statement Win

45:39 - AFL Landscape Check

49:49 - Walking Wounded Broncos

55:22 - Buck the Bronco & Gabba Moments

1:04:00 - The Stock Exchange

1:20:29 - EPL Title Race & Spurs in Trouble

Like a Fine Wine

Town Media — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 20:30:00 GMT

It's a two-man show this week as Lachlan and Harry fly solo while Angus powers through harvest. Recorded straight off the tractor on a Sunday night, the boys cover a massive weekend of sport — a gut-wrenching Lions loss at the MCG, a gritty Broncos win on the road, and a full AFL round packed with storylines.

Before the footy, there's a Sports Bizarre deep dive (FIFA corruption, Maradona and more), Well Park Country Club merch updates, and a recap of the viral reel that got the AFL internet riled up. The Stock Exchange returns with hot takes on Carlton's finals hopes, Fremantle's flag credentials, Storm missing finals, and whether Spurs actually go down. To close it out, the boys preview the Man City vs Arsenal Premier League title decider.

Like a fine wine — Adam Reynolds is still the real deal.

Red, White & Roo Episode 2 is in your feed now.

Chapters

00:00 Cold Open – Fresh off the Tractor

03:05 Sports Bizarre Deep Dive

07:39 WPCC Merch Update + Upcoming Plans

17:18 The Nick Daicos Reel

20:15 AFL: Brisbane Lions vs Melbourne

36:21 AFL Round Wrap

51:48 NRL: Broncos vs Tigers

59:02 NRL: Panthers + Round Wrap

01:03:00 Anzac Round Preview

01:05:37 Stock Exchange

01:13:06 Premier League Storylines

RWR - What the World Cup means to us!

Town Media — Fri, 17 Apr 2026 21:00:00 GMT

Note: Lachlan’s audio was recorded on a backup mic this episode, so it may sound slightly different to usual. Back to normal next episode.

In this episode of Red, White & Roo, Lachlan and Harry dive into what makes the FIFA World Cup unlike any other sporting event on the planet.

From 2am wake-ups and packed pubs to unforgettable moments and national pride, they unpack why the World Cup captures the attention of even the most casual fans. The boys share their personal favourite tournaments, iconic global moments, and the Socceroos memories that still hit hard.

Plus, a quick check-in on key Australian players ahead of the upcoming World Cup and what needs to go right for a deep run.

Whether you're a diehard football fan or someone who only tunes in every four years — this one’s for you.

Chapters

00:00 – Why the World Cup Hits Different

01:00 – How It Unites a Nation

06:15 – The Global Power of Football

14:40 – Our World Cup Experiences

16:59 - World Cup Rewind (Listener Submissions)

26:45 – Favourite World Cups (2018 vs 2022)

36:45 – Best Socceroos Moments

45:50 – Greatest World Cup Moments Ever

01:00:10 – Socceroos Outlook & Predictions

Welcome to Rory's World

Town Media — Mon, 13 Apr 2026 08:20:38 GMT

The boys are back — and this week, one man stole the show without even trying. With the 2026 Masters playing out in real time, Lachlan, Angus, and Harry record a chaotic, genuinely great episode across AFL Gather Round, a big NRL weekend, and a live leaderboard that kept interrupting the show.

Before footy, Lachlan resurfaces from best man duties at Buck's wedding — Crownies, a sneaky pool crash, and a Fortnite emote on the dance floor all feature. Then it's into Gather Round: Brisbane's gritty win over North, Collingwood's scoring drought and Craig McRae's future, the AFL's bungled last disposal rule, and whether Hawthorn are actually Brisbane's real challenger. NRL-wise, the Broncos go down 35-31 in a four-point derby thriller against the Cowboys. And after the episode wraps, Lachlan returns with a full post-mortem on Rory McIlroy becoming the fourth back-to-back Masters champion in history — and what it means for the GOAT conversation.

Welcome to Rory's World.

0:00 — Intro & Wedding Debrief

8:00 — Wasp Wars on the Farm

12:00 — AFL Gather Round Recap

35:00 — Michael Voss & Carlton's Future

47:00 — The Last Disposal Rule

52:00 — NRL: Broncos vs Cowboys

57:30 — Masters Predictions and Review — Rory McIlroy: Back-to-Back Masters Champion

The Town Files - Lachlan

Town Media — Wed, 29 Apr 2026 20:30:00 GMT

You've heard us talk sport. Now get to know us. 👋

The Town Files wraps up with the man behind the mic — Lachlan Town. For the first time, Angus asks the questions. They get into Lachlan's earliest sporting memories, becoming a dad and what it lit inside him, seeing Oasis live in Sydney, and why he'd go back in time to witness the most chaotic marathon in Olympic history. Oh, and the GOAT debate takes a very Cars-shaped detour.

The Town Files — Lachlan is out now.

0:00 Intro & Who Is Lachlan Town

4:00 Sporting Memories

7:30 Dream Sporting Event

11:00 Best Advice

13:00 Biggest Influence

15:00 What He's Working On

17:30 Music & Best Concert

22:00 Brotherhood Segment

27:00 Rapid Fire

32:00 Lachlan's Surprising Sporting Highlight

The Town Files - Angus

Town Media — Wed, 22 Apr 2026 20:30:00 GMT

You've heard us talk sport. Now get to know us. 👋

The Town Files is a brand new TOTT series where the brothers interview each other. Next up, Lachlan sits down with the middle brother — Angus. Agronomist, farm worker, video producer, and a man running two phones. They get into his love of Dire Straits, why Warney's 700th wicket is the dream sporting event, and what it would mean to have been on that Australian boat when they won the America's Cup.

The Town Files — Angus is out now.

Chapters

0:00 Intro & Who Is Angus Town

4:28 Sporting Memories

8:00 Best Advice & Biggest Influences

11:00 Music & Best Concert

14:00 Brotherhood Segment

17:27 Rapid Fire

20:00 Bonus Questions

The Town Files - Harry

Town Media — Wed, 15 Apr 2026 20:30:00 GMT

The Town Files are here. In this special TOTT spin-off series, the brothers sit down one-on-one to give listeners a proper look at the people behind the podcast.

First up, Lachlan puts the youngest Town brother in the hot seat. Harry's in Grade 12, he's got uni plans, strong opinions on pizza, and an even stronger opinion that Cars is the greatest film ever made. They get into sporting memories, life growing up as the youngest of five, what Harry's actually like when the competitive switch flips on, and why Lightning McQueen pushing Strip Weathers over the finish line is the dream sporting event of all time.

Get to know Harry Town.

Chapters

0:00 Intro & Who Is Harry Town
4:35 Sporting Memories
10:00 Dream Sporting Event
12:17 Life Lessons & Biggest Influences
20:00 Music & Best Concert
23:13 Brotherhood Segment
29:57 Rapid Fire

A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Town Media — Mon, 06 Apr 2026 22:00:00 GMT

The boys are back fresh from Easter weekend indulging ready to cover a HUGE weekend of sport but also look forward to an even bigger one ahead. Our favourite week, The Tradition Unlike Any Other as the great Jim Nantz would say. It's Masters Week! We are here to unpack our thoughts and of course go over the Lions win over the Pies and delve into all the storylines from across the weekend.

Chapters

00:00 Easter Weekend
10:04 Cricket Triumphs and Hilarious Anecdotes
17:18 Lions' Performance and Collingwood's Challenges
23:41 Suns' Struggles and Coaching Dilemmas
34:07 Hawthorn's Epic Win and Easter Monday Football
43:43 Epic AFL Rivalry: Geelong vs. Hawthorn
50:01 Masters Week and The Masters App
55:14 The Masters Menu and Aussie Masters chances
01:01:48 What the boys would put on their Masters Menu
01:10:33 AFL Rivalry: Hawthorn vs. Geelong
01:16:05 AFL Grand Final Entertainment and Time Slot
1:20:01 Town Files Coming, Call for your World Cup Rewind

RWR - Our World Cup Journey Begins!

Town Media — Thu, 02 Apr 2026 21:00:00 GMT

The journey of Red, White and Roo begins as Lachlan and Harry embark on the Socceroos' World Cup journey, analysing their preparations, performances, and the impact of key players. The excitement of the World Cup, the team's potential, and the complex decisions of players with dual eligibility are explored, setting the stage for the 2026 FIFA World Cup qualifiers. The conversation covers Italy's unexpected struggles in World Cup qualification, the Socceroos' World Cup group and prospects, the Roo Meter segment with World Cup predictions, sharing first World Cup memories, and a preview of the Red, White and Roo World Cup series. Please send in your earliest World Cup Memory to talkofthetown.pod@outlook or reach out to us on socials so yours can be read out on the show!

Takeaways

The impact Irankunda has on the Socceroos team
The potential and challenges of the Socceroos team in the 2026 FIFA World Cup Italy's surprising World Cup qualification struggles
Insight into the Socceroos' World Cup group and prospects

Chapters

00:00 The World Cup Journey Begins
07:02 Cameroon and Curacao Friendlies Breakdown
13:28 Volpato and Segecic Situations
19:15 Potential of the Socceroos Team
25:32 Popovic's Response to Volpato's Decision
31:21 2026 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers
36:21 Socceroos' World Cup Group and Prospects
44:45 World Cup Rewind: First World Cup Memories
56:52 Red, White and Roo: World Cup Series Preview

From Fitzroy with Love

Town Media — Sun, 29 Mar 2026 20:30:00 GMT

The boys are back for Episode 6, kicking things off with a new announcement — The Town Files is coming in the next few weeks, a mini-series where the lads interview each other so listeners can finally tell their voices apart. From there it's a catch-up on the week that was, including a rough run of gastro through the camp, Lachlan's Garmin saga taking a very satisfying turn, a weekend at the Bunya's with no service, and a deep dive into classic regional TV ads.

The AFL gets a full rundown — a look back at the Brisbane Lions' heritage Fitzroy jumper win over St Kilda, standout performances from Will Ashcroft and Jarrod Berry, and a heated debate around the Lions vs St Kilda draft and academy feud. The crew also discuss whether the AFL should bring back a proper heritage round for all clubs, and preview the big one — Lions vs Collingwood, with a food review in tow.

On the NRL front, the boys break down the Battle of Brisbane, Anthony Siebold's sacking at Manly, and a wild upset round across the competition. The crew also debut a brand new segment — The Stock Exchange — where they buy or sell on hot topics across sport including St Kilda's finals chances, England's 2027 Ashes hopes, the AFL competition gap, and whether Matt Ballin will end up coaching Manly.

The episode rounds out with cricket chat — England's Ashes review, the Gabba's uncertain future as a test cricket venue, and the new Brisbane stadium development, before a reminder that Red, White & Roo episode one drops Good Friday, April 3rd.

📍 Chapter Timings

Time Chapter
0:00 Welcome & Announcement: The Town Files Coming Soon
2:31 Week That Was — Gastro, Cold Change & Cross Country Carnival
4:51 Garmin Update — Brand Spanker on the Way
11:43 Weekend at the Bunnies & Classic Regional TV Ads
22:37 Brisbane Lions vs St Kilda — Game Recap
35:38 Lions Standouts — Will Ashcroft & Jarrod Berry
40:22 Heritage Round — Should the AFL Bring It Back?
45:01 Lions vs St Kilda Academy & Draft Feud
53:18 AFL Round Wrap & Lions vs Collingwood Preview
55:28 NRL — Battle of Brisbane & Broncos Update
57:53 Anthony Siebold Sacked at Manly
1:01:33 NRL Upset Round — Cowboys, Tigers & Panthers Heritage Jersey
1:03:44 Cricket — England Ashes Review & Bazball Debate
1:10:28 The Gabba's Future & New Brisbane Stadium
1:17:30 🆕 New Segment: The Stock Exchange
1:23:23 Stock Exchange — Matt Ballin to Coach Manly?
1:24:26 Stock Exchange — Is the AFL Competition Gap Growing?
1:27:27 Wrap Up & Red, White & Roo Drops April 3rd

Give it a Spell Gorden

Town Media — Sun, 22 Mar 2026 20:30:00 GMT

The boys are back for Episode 5, recording out of their brand new studio setup — mattresses on the walls, air con pumping, and a kitchen in the background. Before diving in, Harry and Lachlan drop a big announcement: Red, White & Roo!, a new Socceroos World Cup series launching April 3rd right here in the Talk of the Town feed. Whether you're a diehard football fan or a casual who tunes in every four years, they want to take you along for the ride.

Back to the week that was — Lachlan mourns the loss of his Garmin of four and a half years and, with it, a hard-earned 67-day step streak of 10,000 steps a day. The silver lining? A refurbished upgrade is on the way and the century streak is back in his sights. From there the lads get sidetracked into watch tans, clock drift in the D-Max, and the discipline of frontloading your daily steps.

The AFL round gets a full rundown — a cracking Hawthorn v Sydney opener, the Western Bulldogs' impressive 3-0 start, and a round-up of everything from the Dockers, Demons, Suns and Saints. The crew also gets stuck into the week's big talking point: is the AFL's 50m penalty rule too harsh, and should a 25m option exist for certain infringements?

Off the footy field, the boys weigh in on the Gorden Tallis and Broncos feud — and pull no punches. There's also a warm shout-out to Jonathan Brown's health recovery, cricket news with Brad Haddin taking the reins at the Sydney Sixers and NSW Blues, and a very relatable rant about fuel prices at the bowser.

The episode wraps up with an English Premier League deep dive — Arsenal's title charge, the chaos of the relegation battle involving Spurs, West Ham, Nottingham Forest and Leeds, and whether the Carabao Cup final can ignite the quadruple conversation.

Chapter Timings

| 0:00 | Welcome & New Studio Setup |
| 0:51 | 🚨 Announcement: Red, White & Roo — Socceroos World Cup Series (Drops April 3) |
| 4:52 | Week That Was — Losing the Garmin & the 67-Day Step Streak |
| 8:17 | New Garmin, Watch Tans & the Art of Wearing a Watch |
| 12:02 | AgriVision Media & Axe Throwing Work Dinner |
| 28:00 | How Were Our Weeks |
| 39:19 | NRL: Gorden Tallis vs. The Broncos |
| 43:12 | Shout Out to Jonathan Brown's Health Recovery |
| 46:41 | AFL Round Wrap — Hawthorn def. Sydney Swans |
| 52:46 | AFL Round Wrap — Western Bulldogs def. Adelaide (3-0 Start) |
| 55:37 | AFL Round Wrap — GWS vs. St Kilda, Dockers vs. Demons, Suns vs. Richmond |
| 59:34 | Fantasy AFL Drama |
| 1:00:05 | Brisbane Lions — Fitzroy Heritage Jumper & Preview vs. St Kilda |
| 1:03:34 | AFL Big Talking Point: The 50m Penalty Rule Debate |
| 1:12:18 | Cricket News — Brad Haddin Appointed Sydney Sixers & NSW Blues Coach |
| 1:17:35 | English Premier League — Title Race, Arsenal Chat & Set Piece Controversy |
| 1:19:09 | Fuel Prices & Cobb+Co Museum |
| 1:20:29 | EPL Continued — League Cup Final & Champions League |
| 1:22:00 | EPL Relegation Battle — Burnley, Wolves, West Ham, Spurs, Forest |
| 1:27:31 | Wrap Up & What's Coming Next Week |

The Hangover (Premiership Edition)

Town Media — Sun, 15 Mar 2026 20:30:00 GMT

Join Lachlan, Angus, and Harry as they discuss the weekend's sports action, including AFL results, footy controversies, and cricket updates, along with some humorous banter about family and sports gear.

AFL Round 1 reactions: Lions' tough loss, Collingwood's narrow win, and the rise of Essendon
Footy debates: Stand rule changes, player contract hotspots, and team performance analysis
Cricket: Vics Sheffield Shield final preview and players to watch
Rugby League insights: Broncos' inconsistent start and the importance of hunger in the sport
Fun stories: Kids' weekend antics, funny ads, and the legendary Buddy Franklin goal storm
Upcoming announcements: Exciting plans for the 2026 FIFA World Cup and a special surprise

00:00 - Welcome and weekend recap
02:00 - AFL Round 1 highlights and surprises
12:00 - Defensive strategies and team performances
22:00 - Footy rule changes and referee insights
36:00 - Contract speculation and player loyalty debate
44:00 - Cricket Sheffield Shield preview and predictions
54:00 - Rugby league early season analysis
62:00 - Personal stories: Kids, ads, and legendary moments
64:00 - A very special teaser!

You don't win flags in March

Town Media — Sun, 08 Mar 2026 19:30:00 GMT

The boys are back for Episode 3 of Talk of The Town, breaking down a massive night at the Gabba as the Brisbane Lions unveil the premiership flag to kick off the new AFL season. From the atmosphere inside the stadium to the big moments on the field, we dive into everything that made the opener such a huge occasion.

We chat through the Lions’ performance, key match moments, early-season storylines around the league, and some of the narratives starting to build across the AFL. Along the way we also get into the full Gabba experience — including a review of the stadium food — and discuss some of the broadcasters and commentary voices calling the game.

As always, the conversation branches out into broader footy chat, team discussions across the league, and plenty of the usual banter.

If you enjoy passionate AFL discussion with a strong Brisbane Lions flavour, this one’s for you.

0:00 Intro – Welcome Back to Talk of The Town

0:06 Lions Season Opener Reaction

6:55 The Gabba Experience & Game Atmosphere

11:04 Gabba Food Review

18:10 Key Moments From the Game

26:22 The Flag Unveiling at the Gabba

35:09 AFL Media Narratives & Early Season Storylines

44:01 Midfield Battles & Team Analysis

49:01 Great Broadcasters & Commentary Discussion

56:00 AFL Team Talk – Gold Coast, Carlton & More

1:05:00 General Footy

1:12:00 Wrap Up

Viva Las Vegas Ft Gerard Sleba

Town Media — Tue, 03 Mar 2026 21:17:52 GMT

In this episode of the Talk of the Town podcast, host Lachlan and co-hosts Angus and Harry welcome Cowboys number one fan Gerard, who shares his recent adventures in Las Vegas, including attending NRL games, interacting with Cowboys fans, and exploring the Grand Canyon. The conversation delves into the atmosphere of the NRL games held in Vegas, the local culture's reception of the event, and reflections on the future of rugby league in the United States. In this episode, the hosts delve into the upcoming NRL season, discussing predictions, bold forecasts, and key players to watch. They explore the cultural significance of the State of Origin and give their NRL 2026 season predictions.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Guest Introduction

02:42 Gerry's Vegas Adventure

05:29 Cowboys Event and Fan Interaction

11:06 Las Vegas as a Tourist Destination

16:27 Experiences at the Grand Canyon and Shooting Range

21:45 NRL in Vegas: Local Interest and Atmosphere

24:35 Atmosphere of NRL Vegas

26:38 Challenges of Expanding Rugby League in the U.S.

27:44 Stadium Experience and Fan Interaction

29:55 Game Highlights and Memorable Moments

31:10 How much does it cost to go to NRL Vegas?

32:49 Future of Rugby League in International Markets

34:57 State of Origin: Vegas?

36:17 Season Predictions: Top Teams and Dark Horses

49:20 Sharks' Future and Key Players

51:42 Panthers' Resilience and Championship Aspirations

54:25 Coaches Under Pressure and Team Dynamics

57:16 Players Needing a Breakout Year

01:00:19 AFL Preview and Predictions

The Creation of the Well Park Country Club

Town Media — Sun, 01 Mar 2026 05:07:09 GMT

In the first Talk of the Town podcast episode, three brothers introduce the show and recount how they created a golf green at their farm after a Father’s Day weekend idea in early September, aiming to have it playable by Christmas. They describe sourcing turf from Jimboomba, hiring a rotary hoe, marking out a 72-square-metre green, tilling and leveling hard ground, cutting turf into sprigs, planting in quadrants under floodlights, fencing it off, and intensive watering. They cover early panic when the sprigs yellowed, the slow first month of growth, weed issues, and a late-November sand topdressing that improved smoothness, plus adding a flag, cup, and hole cutter. They also explain the “Well Park Country Club” name, logo, and merch, and note future weekly sport-focused episodes, next reviewing NRL Vegas with a mate.

00:00 Podcast Debut Begins
01:10 Why Build a Farm Green
02:24 Father’s Day Idea Spark
05:02 Handbrake vs Big Dreams
07:25 Urgency and Early Planning
09:22 Marking Out the Green
11:48 Turf and Rotary Booked
14:11 Friday Night Break Ground
17:54 Rocks, Tarps and Leveling
22:00 Quadrants Sprigging System
25:27 Late Night Fence and Water
28:53 Saturday Finish Line Push
32:53 Weekend Wrap and Footy
33:30 Exhausted After Turf Work
34:46 Watering Routine and Sprinkler Setup
35:10 Bailey Forgot to Water
36:32 Yellow Turf Panic Explained
38:24 Slow Growth and Daily Updates
40:09 Weeds and Maintenance Grind
41:25 Topdressing with Sand
43:31 Flags ,Cups and Deadline
46:08 Course Layout and Tee Boxes
48:22 Christmas Week Golf Fun
49:58 Merch and Logo Origin
56:19 Why the Green Matters
57:05 Build Tips and Takeaways
01:07:32 Wrapping Up and Next Pod