<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:psc="http://podlove.org/simple-chapters" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Amy After Bedtime]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><b><strong>Motherhood is a full‑time job with no PTO, and Amy is here to talk about it.</strong></b> From kid drama to mom brain to the chaos of running a household, this podcast is for moms who love humor with a little attitude.</p>]]></description><link>https://riverside.com</link><generator>Riverside.fm (https://riverside.com)</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2026 17:47:06 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://api.riverside.com/hosting/WUhqFdAy.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><author><![CDATA[Amy]]></author><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 02:45:57 GMT</pubDate><copyright><![CDATA[2026 Amy]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><ttl>60</ttl><category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category><category><![CDATA[Parenting]]></category><itunes:author>Amy</itunes:author><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Motherhood is a full‑time job with no PTO, and Amy is here to talk about it.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/b&gt; From kid drama to mom brain to the chaos of running a household, this podcast is for moms who love humor with a little attitude.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Amy</itunes:name><itunes:email>amykitson20@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:category text="Kids &amp; Family"><itunes:category text="Parenting"/></itunes:category><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/b05645ff-dc9a-4c86-975d-475d73c3f877/logos/dbb4b7ba-a332-4cd2-b4b2-9b991c8e8749.png"/><item><title><![CDATA[Operation: Find the Dang Shoe]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Every morning, a child’s shoe mysteriously disappears, and Amy is forced to launch a full‑scale investigation. In this episode, she breaks down the chaos of dramatic accusations, ridiculous hiding spots, and kids acting like life is over because one sneaker went on a spiritual journey. If you’ve ever searched the house like a detective only to find the missing shoe in a place that makes absolutely no sense, this episode is your whole life.</p>]]></description><link>https://feeds.truefans.fm/rss/6ad9a7b5a748a137be5f15ab</link><guid isPermaLink="false">60a3600d-1c29-459f-bbb1-149a5174df25</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Amy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2026 11:29:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/19362eb5c38c796d297f2f8a8e69ed8aafde42b6914757e422c4d11228b322f6/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI2MGEzNjAwZC0xYzI5LTQ1OWYtYmJiMS0xNDlhNTE3NGRmMjUiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJiMDU2NDVmZi1kYzlhLTRjODYtOTc1ZC00NzVkNzNjM2Y4NzciLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2NzUxMjMxOWI2NGZjODgyNjRlZjQxMTIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmFkMjA1NjhjM2VjMzQzM2M0MWRlMTYzL2FteS1hbmQtYW1lbGlhLTIwMjYtMTAtMTZfXzExLTI5LTQ2Lm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="4070757" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/b05645ff-dc9a-4c86-975d-475d73c3f877/episodes/60a3600d-1c29-459f-bbb1-149a5174df25/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Every morning, a child’s shoe mysteriously disappears, and Amy is forced to launch a full‑scale investigation. In this episode, she breaks down the chaos of dramatic accusations, ridiculous hiding spots, and kids acting like life is over because one sneaker went on a spiritual journey. If you’ve ever searched the house like a detective only to find the missing shoe in a place that makes absolutely no sense, this episode is your whole life.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:02:50</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/b05645ff-dc9a-4c86-975d-475d73c3f877/logos/dbb4b7ba-a332-4cd2-b4b2-9b991c8e8749.png"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Operation: Find the Dang Shoe</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Morning Hairbrush Wars]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Morning hair‑brushing isn’t a task — it’s a full‑blown battle. In this episode, Amy breaks down the daily chaos of kids screaming before the brush even touches them, dramatic chases through the house, and Oscar‑level performances over one tiny tangle. If you’ve ever sprinted after a child holding a hairbrush like it’s a weapon, this episode is your whole life.</p>]]></description><link>https://feeds.truefans.fm/rss/6ad9a7b5a748a137be5f15ab</link><guid isPermaLink="false">3300d5c0-617e-428a-9413-86f5fcb99830</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Amy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2026 11:33:29 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/54fde77fc1402df642a22c5b8117f43f0ffe564d03c8475f44fa1bf75cb1d150/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIzMzAwZDVjMC02MTdlLTQyOGEtOTQxMy04NmY1ZmNiOTk4MzAiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJiMDU2NDVmZi1kYzlhLTRjODYtOTc1ZC00NzVkNzNjM2Y4NzciLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2NzUxMjMxOWI2NGZjODgyNjRlZjQxMTIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmFkMGI2MThkYzZjOTg1YjM0MTMwM2RjL2FteS1hbmQtYW1lbGlhLTIwMjYtMTAtMTVfXzExLTMzLTI5Lm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="3748511" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/b05645ff-dc9a-4c86-975d-475d73c3f877/episodes/3300d5c0-617e-428a-9413-86f5fcb99830/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Morning hair‑brushing isn’t a task — it’s a full‑blown battle. In this episode, Amy breaks down the daily chaos of kids screaming before the brush even touches them, dramatic chases through the house, and Oscar‑level performances over one tiny tangle. If you’ve ever sprinted after a child holding a hairbrush like it’s a weapon, this episode is your whole life.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:02:36</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/b05645ff-dc9a-4c86-975d-475d73c3f877/logos/dbb4b7ba-a332-4cd2-b4b2-9b991c8e8749.png"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:title>The Morning Hairbrush Wars</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Walmart After 8PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Walmart after 8PM isn’t a shopping trip — it’s a full‑blown adventure you didn’t sign up for. In this episode, Amy dives into the late‑night chaos of running “just one quick errand” with kids who suddenly treat the store like a theme park. From toy‑aisle meltdowns to snack‑aisle drama and the inevitable moment you realize you forgot the one thing you actually came for, this is mom‑life at its finest (and most unhinged).</p><p>If you’ve ever wandered the aisles in pajama pants, pushing a squeaky cart full of impulse buys and regret, this episode is your whole personality. Grab your cold coffee and settle in — because nothing tests a mom’s patience quite like Walmart after bedtime.</p>]]></description><link>https://feeds.truefans.fm/rss/6ad9a7b5a748a137be5f15ab</link><guid isPermaLink="false">52194d28-8a64-4629-b995-11c5a44460ee</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Amy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2026 11:51:55 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/b228a93aa7d992000a02ecaa6931c7942fc3870a472582e0ee948a0b9eef0ea4/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI1MjE5NGQyOC04YTY0LTQ2MjktYjk5NS0xMWM1YTQ0NDYwZWUiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJiMDU2NDVmZi1kYzlhLTRjODYtOTc1ZC00NzVkNzNjM2Y4NzciLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2NzUxMjMxOWI2NGZjODgyNjRlZjQxMTIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmFjZjY4NjYxNjMyZjVmYjY4YzZlOGUxL2FteS1hbmQtYW1lbGlhLTIwMjYtMTAtMTRfXzExLTUxLTU2Lm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="4509614" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/b05645ff-dc9a-4c86-975d-475d73c3f877/episodes/52194d28-8a64-4629-b995-11c5a44460ee/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Walmart after 8PM isn’t a shopping trip — it’s a full‑blown adventure you didn’t sign up for. In this episode, Amy dives into the late‑night chaos of running “just one quick errand” with kids who suddenly treat the store like a theme park. From toy‑aisle meltdowns to snack‑aisle drama and the inevitable moment you realize you forgot the one thing you actually came for, this is mom‑life at its finest (and most unhinged).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you’ve ever wandered the aisles in pajama pants, pushing a squeaky cart full of impulse buys and regret, this episode is your whole personality. Grab your cold coffee and settle in — because nothing tests a mom’s patience quite like Walmart after bedtime.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:03:08</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/b05645ff-dc9a-4c86-975d-475d73c3f877/logos/dbb4b7ba-a332-4cd2-b4b2-9b991c8e8749.png"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Walmart After 8PM</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bedtime Chaos]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Bedtime isn’t a routine — it’s a nightly negotiation between exhausted parents and kids who suddenly have urgent needs, dramatic injuries, and deep philosophical questions. In this episode, Amy breaks down the chaos of trying to get tiny humans to sleep: the desperate water requests, the mysterious “my leg hurts” moments, the never‑ending story interruptions, and the final tuck‑in that somehow becomes twelve tuck‑ins.</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e82f6efa-eaaa-4c22-804a-a95bb322a561</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Amy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2026 11:27:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/a061b38c11034c754a9d853420e28fe4b19377e9f92b3d7e92d3eb93c9f79631/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJlODJmNmVmYS1lYWFhLTRjMjItODA0YS1hOTViYjMyMmE1NjEiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJiMDU2NDVmZi1kYzlhLTRjODYtOTc1ZC00NzVkNzNjM2Y4NzciLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2NzUxMjMxOWI2NGZjODgyNjRlZjQxMTIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmFjZTE0MWY2MTZlOWJjNjExNWNhNzFkL2FteS1hbmQtYW1lbGlhLTIwMjYtMTAtMTNfXzExLTI3LTQubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="5380432" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/b05645ff-dc9a-4c86-975d-475d73c3f877/episodes/e82f6efa-eaaa-4c22-804a-a95bb322a561/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Bedtime isn’t a routine — it’s a nightly negotiation between exhausted parents and kids who suddenly have urgent needs, dramatic injuries, and deep philosophical questions. In this episode, Amy breaks down the chaos of trying to get tiny humans to sleep: the desperate water requests, the mysterious “my leg hurts” moments, the never‑ending story interruptions, and the final tuck‑in that somehow becomes twelve tuck‑ins.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:03:44</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/b05645ff-dc9a-4c86-975d-475d73c3f877/logos/dbb4b7ba-a332-4cd2-b4b2-9b991c8e8749.png"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Bedtime Chaos</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[The School Morning Olympics
EP:1]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>School mornings aren’t just chaotic — they’re a full‑blown sport. In this episode, Amy dives into the daily marathon of getting kids out the door: the sock emergencies, the breakfast negotiations, the backpack disasters, and the last‑second “MOM I FORGOT—” announcements that always hit right when you pull into the car line.</p><p>If you’ve ever sprinted through the house looking for a shoe, argued over cereal, or discovered something sticky in a backpack that absolutely should not be sticky, you’re already a gold‑medal contender.</p><p>Grab your cold coffee and laugh through the madness — because in mom life, mornings <i><em>are</em></i> the Olympics.</p>]]></description><link>https://feeds.truefans.fm/rss/6ad9a7b5a748a137be5f15ab</link><guid isPermaLink="false">bd1ba417-0d8b-43be-929e-f65c97bc6ed8</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Amy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 06:03:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/0526793a8139d5a444285220a11ea4e0fdf506120c7acaa3698fc3a00aad2186/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJiZDFiYTQxNy0wZDhiLTQzYmUtOTI5ZS1mNjVjOTdiYzZlZDgiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJiMDU2NDVmZi1kYzlhLTRjODYtOTc1ZC00NzVkNzNjM2Y4NzciLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2NzUxMjMxOWI2NGZjODgyNjRlZjQxMTIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmFjYjIzYmE3OTc0NmFjYjZhODYwNzE4L2FteS1hbmQtYW1lbGlhLTIwMjYtMTAtMTFfXzYtMy0xOS5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="3981732" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/b05645ff-dc9a-4c86-975d-475d73c3f877/episodes/bd1ba417-0d8b-43be-929e-f65c97bc6ed8/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;School mornings aren’t just chaotic — they’re a full‑blown sport. In this episode, Amy dives into the daily marathon of getting kids out the door: the sock emergencies, the breakfast negotiations, the backpack disasters, and the last‑second “MOM I FORGOT—” announcements that always hit right when you pull into the car line.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you’ve ever sprinted through the house looking for a shoe, argued over cereal, or discovered something sticky in a backpack that absolutely should not be sticky, you’re already a gold‑medal contender.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Grab your cold coffee and laugh through the madness — because in mom life, mornings &lt;i&gt;&lt;em&gt;are&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/i&gt; the Olympics.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:02:46</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/b05645ff-dc9a-4c86-975d-475d73c3f877/logos/dbb4b7ba-a332-4cd2-b4b2-9b991c8e8749.png"/><itunes:title>The School Morning Olympics
EP:1</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Intro EP:1]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><b><strong>Motherhood is a full‑time job with no PTO, and Amy is here to talk about it.</strong></b> From kid drama to mom brain to the chaos of running a household, this podcast is for moms who love humor with a little attitude.</p>]]></description><link>https://feeds.truefans.fm/rss/6ad9a7b5a748a137be5f15ab</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6b46cd63-51ed-4f8c-97e1-d09900202446</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Amy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 02:53:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/f156c64cde4b162f7f004f7330170f1abb824d7029bc3e2f65f443d0001353f6/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI2YjQ2Y2Q2My01MWVkLTRmOGMtOTdlMS1kMDk5MDAyMDI0NDYiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJiMDU2NDVmZi1kYzlhLTRjODYtOTc1ZC00NzVkNzNjM2Y4NzciLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2NzUxMjMxOWI2NGZjODgyNjRlZjQxMTIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmFjYWZhNGRjOWYwZWRiYTZlNzlhYjBiL2FteS1hbmQtYW1lbGlhLTIwMjYtMTAtMTFfXzItNTQtNi5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="2577389" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/b05645ff-dc9a-4c86-975d-475d73c3f877/episodes/6b46cd63-51ed-4f8c-97e1-d09900202446/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Motherhood is a full‑time job with no PTO, and Amy is here to talk about it.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/b&gt; From kid drama to mom brain to the chaos of running a household, this podcast is for moms who love humor with a little attitude.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:01:47</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/b05645ff-dc9a-4c86-975d-475d73c3f877/logos/dbb4b7ba-a332-4cd2-b4b2-9b991c8e8749.png"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Intro EP:1</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>