<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:psc="http://podlove.org/simple-chapters" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Sisters of the Written Realm]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Two sisters talking about romantasy and smut. </p>]]></description><link>https://riverside.com</link><generator>Riverside.fm (https://riverside.com)</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2026 02:51:34 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://api.riverside.com/hosting/TsOBg2Qx.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><author><![CDATA[Patassy Sisters]]></author><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 21:17:04 GMT</pubDate><copyright><![CDATA[2026 Patassy Sisters]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><ttl>60</ttl><category><![CDATA[Books]]></category><category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category><itunes:author>Patassy Sisters</itunes:author><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Two sisters talking about romantasy and smut. &lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Patassy Sisters</itunes:name><itunes:email>sistersofthewrittenrealm@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:category text="Arts"><itunes:category text="Books"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/87c8f29b-0f1b-41fe-b88d-eddecf305cac/logos/33113a94-1155-4ca0-b379-ef662bb0d08f.png"/><item><title><![CDATA[6) Lessons: Coming to Lunch and Leaving No Crumbs]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Hey Friends! Sorry for the delay but we are back with another episode of Sisters of the Written Realm! This week we dive into Chapters 25-30! </p><p>Chapter 25: Fae Wine and the trouble it brings</p><p>Chapter 26: Lunch with a handsome stranger</p><p>Chapter 27: Love it then leave it (Thorns and Horns) </p><p>Chapter 28: Not saying 'I love you back'</p><p>Chapter 29: Fresh Princess of the Human Realm</p><p>Chapter 30: The human realm: Bland and Boring</p><p></p><p>Like and SUBSCRIBE! </p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3ac19b4f-3940-43a1-80c5-9d675226cf93</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Patassy Sisters]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2026 03:35:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/e133743c9501ec011475889cf9c83252b40be37ac82e377197338886aefddd70/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIzYWMxOWI0Zi0zOTQwLTQzYTEtODBjNS05ZDY3NTIyNmNmOTMiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI4N2M4ZjI5Yi0wZjFiLTQxZmUtYjg4ZC1lZGRlY2YzMDVjYWMiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWYyNjNjZmQzYmM2MGRkNDg5YjM4NWYiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmEzMzUwZDRjZmZiZGJmYmZmZjUyZDQwL3Npc3Rlci1zaXN0ZXJzLXN0dWRpby1iSktKaS1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTYtMThfXzMtNTgtNDQubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="100664781" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/87c8f29b-0f1b-41fe-b88d-eddecf305cac/episodes/3ac19b4f-3940-43a1-80c5-9d675226cf93/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Hey Friends! Sorry for the delay but we are back with another episode of Sisters of the Written Realm! This week we dive into Chapters 25-30! &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapter 25: Fae Wine and the trouble it brings&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapter 26: Lunch with a handsome stranger&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapter 27: Love it then leave it (Thorns and Horns) &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapter 28: Not saying &apos;I love you back&apos;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapter 29: Fresh Princess of the Human Realm&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapter 30: The human realm: Bland and Boring&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Like and SUBSCRIBE! &lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:52:26</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/87c8f29b-0f1b-41fe-b88d-eddecf305cac/logos/33113a94-1155-4ca0-b379-ef662bb0d08f.png"/><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:title>6) Lessons: Coming to Lunch and Leaving No Crumbs</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[5) FWB (Fae with Benefits): Fire Night Fun, Shrinking Tables, and Removing Glamour]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Dive in again with us as we explore ACOTAR Chapters 20-24!</p><p></p><p>Chapter 20: Fire Night= No Feyre Night</p><p>Chapter 21: Fire Night Strangers and Fae Hickeys</p><p>Chapter 22: Princess Diaries makeover and Shrinking Tables</p><p>Chapter 23: Removing Glamour for... kissing?</p><p>Chapter 24: Protection, Glamour Removal or Stockholm Syndrome - you decide!</p><p></p><p>Comment below if you think the Fae Hickey was Tamlin's fault! </p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">93180857-604a-480d-8e20-bb473a094b81</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Patassy Sisters]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2026 21:07:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure 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Tables&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapter 23: Removing Glamour for... kissing?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapter 24: Protection, Glamour Removal or Stockholm Syndrome - you decide!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Comment below if you think the Fae Hickey was Tamlin&apos;s fault! &lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:39:48</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/87c8f29b-0f1b-41fe-b88d-eddecf305cac/logos/33113a94-1155-4ca0-b379-ef662bb0d08f.png"/><itunes:title>5) FWB (Fae with Benefits): Fire Night Fun, Shrinking Tables, and Removing Glamour</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[4) Fae Gaslighting and Red Flags]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>We dive into Chapters 15-19 of A Court of Thorns and Roses. </p><ul><li>Chapter 15: The lion, the witch and the wardrobe but make it: Naga, Puca, Bog and the Suriel</li><li>Chapter 16: Other High Lords not keeping their subjects in line</li><li>Chapter 17: The one with the wings</li><li>Chapter 18: Button by buttons but in a glen</li><li>Chapter 19: Mating bonds and limericks</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">454e6ffb-8fef-4998-a3da-184f05639d50</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Patassy Sisters]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 02:54:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/ea5764f7a52619e2831540c9fc2ddabaa8a9abb304a79b9007b8a5367a71f385/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI0NTRlNmZmYi04ZmVmLTQ5OTgtYTNkYS0xODRmMDU2MzlkNTAiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI4N2M4ZjI5Yi0wZjFiLTQxZmUtYjg4ZC1lZGRlY2YzMDVjYWMiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWYyNjNjZmQzYmM2MGRkNDg5YjM4NWYiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmExZjgyNzllZTZkZjFiZjBhMTc2M2RiL3Npc3Rlci1zaXN0ZXJzLXN0dWRpby1iSktKaS1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTYtM19fMy0yNS0xMy5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="111493268" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/87c8f29b-0f1b-41fe-b88d-eddecf305cac/episodes/454e6ffb-8fef-4998-a3da-184f05639d50/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;We dive into Chapters 15-19 of A Court of Thorns and Roses. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Chapter 15: The lion, the witch and the wardrobe but make it: Naga, Puca, Bog and the Suriel&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Chapter 16: Other High Lords not keeping their subjects in line&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Chapter 17: The one with the wings&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Chapter 18: Button by buttons but in a glen&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Chapter 19: Mating bonds and limericks&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:58:04</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/87c8f29b-0f1b-41fe-b88d-eddecf305cac/logos/33113a94-1155-4ca0-b379-ef662bb0d08f.png"/><itunes:title>4) Fae Gaslighting and Red 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Naga.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4e6a4205-8ae6-410d-8761-713ae6e4d2db</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Patassy Sisters]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 03:50:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/ab0474f5f5d3574d99e5aa67a87df0a1cf26b5fdefe319d80a1e945d94c557d5/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI0ZTZhNDIwNS04YWU2LTQxMGQtODc2MS03MTNhZTZlNGQyZGIiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI4N2M4ZjI5Yi0wZjFiLTQxZmUtYjg4ZC1lZGRlY2YzMDVjYWMiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWYyNjNjZmQzYmM2MGRkNDg5YjM4NWYiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjlmOTM5MzJjNTcyODRkNjYwZTk3NGFkL3Npc3Rlci1zaXN0ZXJzLXN0dWRpby1iSktKaS1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTUtNV9fMi0yNi0yNi5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="76316987" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/87c8f29b-0f1b-41fe-b88d-eddecf305cac/episodes/4e6a4205-8ae6-410d-8761-713ae6e4d2db/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;This episode starts with a recap of what we last spoke about then we dive into chapters 9-14 of A Court of Thorns and Roses.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapter 9: Feyre learns a little more about the Blight, and encounters the Bogge.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapter 10: Feyre waits up for Tam Tam but see&apos;s... her father?!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapter 11: Feyre then runs into a Puca (NOTE: not as cute as the name).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapter 12: Feyre finally makes a map (it&apos;s not that good tbh).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapter 13: Apparently Tam Tam has many leather-bound books, and his gallery smells of rich mahogany.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapter 14: Feyre decides to hunt a Suriel (NOTE: it was NOT a good idea).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Listen next time as we dive into what she might have also encountered with the Suriel and the Naga.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:39:45</itunes:duration><itunes:image 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Dive in with us as we discuss Feyre's new digs in Prythian, new allies, and new menu options. </p><p></p><p>Who is the beast and what does he want with Feyre? Will we even find out? Listen to learn more!</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2b6ca742-a7f2-48ca-8b8e-cf0ea3ab53ac</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Patassy Sisters]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 03:27:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/e6ee37236b1fbfe488efaf102a1d864f1be6c17bc7acda6b50776f8714c3a9fd/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIyYjZjYTc0Mi1hN2YyLTQ4Y2EtOGI4ZS1jZjBlYTNhYjUzYWMiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI4N2M4ZjI5Yi0wZjFiLTQxZmUtYjg4ZC1lZGRlY2YzMDVjYWMiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWYyNjNjZmQzYmM2MGRkNDg5YjM4NWYiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmEwZTUzN2JiNWY1OTVkMDk5NzAwNDY3L3Npc3Rlci1zaXN0ZXJzLXN0dWRpby1iSktKaS1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTUtMjFfXzItMzYtMTEubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="71162714" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/87c8f29b-0f1b-41fe-b88d-eddecf305cac/episodes/2b6ca742-a7f2-48ca-8b8e-cf0ea3ab53ac/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;We&apos;re reentering the fae realm to continue with Chapters 5-9 of A Court of Thorns and Roses. Dive in with us as we discuss Feyre&apos;s new digs in Prythian, new allies, and new menu options. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Who is the beast and what does he want with Feyre? Will we even find out? Listen to learn more!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:37:04</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/87c8f29b-0f1b-41fe-b88d-eddecf305cac/logos/33113a94-1155-4ca0-b379-ef662bb0d08f.png"/><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:title>2) Tall Drinks of Water Winnowing Us Over</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[1) Girl's Gotta Eat: A Court of Thorns and Roses Begins]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>We're going to the Fae Realm with no plan, no map, just vibes and questionable life choices. Join with us as we discuss the realm and the fae courts. Then we start off on page one chapter one and meet Feyre, then her dad, and finally her sisters. What were the Children of the Blessed talking about? Why did the mercenary give so much for the pelts? What happens when you might have encountered a fae? Find out on this week's episode where we delve into chapters 1-4 of A Court of Thorns and Roses.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Chapters</p><ul><li>00:00 Introduction and Unfiltered Content</li><li>09:34 Introduction to Seasonal Courts</li><li>18:23 The Three Sisters</li><li>29:20 Family Sacrifice</li><li>43:38 Encounter with the Beast</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">114ef8e5-eda1-4756-9623-bb17eb91a442</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Patassy Sisters]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 00:05:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/79d505c1846adab7c13fec0231028a5a7abf149d1a02630475f00e8e76ae2198/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIxMTRlZjhlNS1lZGExLTQ3NTYtOTYyMy1iYjE3ZWI5MWE0NDIiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI4N2M4ZjI5Yi0wZjFiLTQxZmUtYjg4ZC1lZGRlY2YzMDVjYWMiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWYyNjNjZmQzYmM2MGRkNDg5YjM4NWYiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmEwMzI0NmNmNjNlM2VhYWM4YjRlMmYxL3Npc3Rlci1zaXN0ZXJzLXN0dWRpby1iSktKaS1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTUtMTJfXzE1LTAtMjcubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="70784879" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/87c8f29b-0f1b-41fe-b88d-eddecf305cac/episodes/114ef8e5-eda1-4756-9623-bb17eb91a442/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;We&apos;re going to the Fae Realm with no plan, no map, just vibes and questionable life choices. Join with us as we discuss the realm and the fae courts. Then we start off on page one chapter one and meet Feyre, then her dad, and finally her sisters. What were the Children of the Blessed talking about? Why did the mercenary give so much for the pelts? What happens when you might have encountered a fae? Find out on this week&apos;s episode where we delve into chapters 1-4 of A Court of Thorns and Roses.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapters&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;00:00 Introduction and Unfiltered Content&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;09:34 Introduction to Seasonal Courts&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;18:23 The Three Sisters&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;29:20 Family Sacrifice&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;43:38 Encounter with the Beast&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>01:08:14</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/87c8f29b-0f1b-41fe-b88d-eddecf305cac/logos/33113a94-1155-4ca0-b379-ef662bb0d08f.png"/><itunes:title>1) Girl&apos;s Gotta Eat: A Court of Thorns and Roses Begins</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>