<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:psc="http://podlove.org/simple-chapters" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Ready. Play!]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the world of non sequiturs! Growing up, people teased me for jumping from topic to topic with no warning. Wait, they still do! This is my revenge podcast. With me, as always, is my co-host and number one neighbor, Jessica. 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Yeah, I thought so. You’re gonna love this episode!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:19:04</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/0c36a629-eab5-4a18-b2ba-6f875b61f7f1/logos/b0caeb3f-54ae-4270-a57c-5d852424a29c.png"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 3: Halloween Special</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 2: Shower update (jail time!) and dogs of all stripes on the loose]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Come back to hear how much of Jess’s shower got done this week. Spoiler! 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