<![CDATA[The Petty Behavior Podcast]]>Two sisters. Too many opinions. Pop culture, men, internet drama, unsolicited commentary, and whatever else we decide deserves our attention that week. 

]]>http://pettybehaviorpod.comRiverside.fm (https://riverside.com)Fri, 11 Sep 2026 13:36:17 GMTSun, 16 Aug 2026 17:51:09 GMT60Shanice White and Nicole White-LeGrand<p>Two sisters. Too many opinions. Pop culture, men, internet drama, unsolicited commentary, and whatever else we decide deserves our attention that week. </p>episodicShanice White and Nicole White-LeGrandshanice.v.white@gmail.comyes<![CDATA[Men Need to Explain Themselves: Red Flags, Petty or Valid & Toxic Dating]]>This week, Nicole and Shanice have questions for men, the internet and honestly society at large.

After a Petty Check-In covering bad breakfast orders, questionable beauty marketing, traffic rage and the people currently under judgment, the sisters move into Men Need to Explain Themselves and discuss the behaviors men may think are attractive but which instead produce an immediate ick.

Next comes Toxic Would You Rather, featuring an assortment of romantic scenarios in which apparently nobody is allowed to know peace. Would you rather date a man who follows 3,000 Instagram models or one who follows nobody? Find out he cheated once or discover he’s secretly been DMing his ex for six months? Have access to his location forever or unrestricted access to his phone for ten minutes?

Shanice also recaps seeing Jack Harlow in Atlanta, from waiting for barricade and meeting fellow fans to helping a first-time concertgoer get Jack’s attention.

Later, Petty or Valid puts birthday posts, unanswered texts, strategic reply times, post-breakup unfollowing and questionable wedding invitations on trial.

The sisters also tackle the things society needs to stop pretending are normal, including the internet’s obsession with humiliating strangers over minor mistakes, before moving into red flags, oversharing, friendships with exes and why sometimes disliking someone requires supporting research.

Finally, Nicole and Shanice make their cases for Pettiest of the Week, with one sister embracing committed investigative hating and the other advocating for a more relaxed, low-calorie form of pettiness.

Basically: dating, delusion, red flags, Jack Harlow and judgment.

As nature intended. 🎙️

]]>af1eb558-a520-44df-9fb0-d48738994c8cTue, 08 Sep 2026 03:02:09 GMT<p>This week, Nicole and Shanice have questions for men, the internet and honestly society at large.</p><p>After a Petty Check-In covering bad breakfast orders, questionable beauty marketing, traffic rage and the people currently under judgment, the sisters move into <b>Men Need to Explain Themselves</b> and discuss the behaviors men may think are attractive but which instead produce an immediate ick.</p><p>Next comes <b>Toxic Would You Rather</b>, featuring an assortment of romantic scenarios in which apparently nobody is allowed to know peace. Would you rather date a man who follows 3,000 Instagram models or one who follows nobody? Find out he cheated once or discover he’s secretly been DMing his ex for six months? Have access to his location forever or unrestricted access to his phone for ten minutes?</p><p>Shanice also recaps seeing Jack Harlow in Atlanta, from waiting for barricade and meeting fellow fans to helping a first-time concertgoer get Jack’s attention.</p><p>Later, <b>Petty or Valid</b> puts birthday posts, unanswered texts, strategic reply times, post-breakup unfollowing and questionable wedding invitations on trial.</p><p>The sisters also tackle the things society needs to stop pretending are normal, including the internet’s obsession with humiliating strangers over minor mistakes, before moving into red flags, oversharing, friendships with exes and why sometimes disliking someone requires supporting research.</p><p>Finally, Nicole and Shanice make their cases for <b>Pettiest of the Week</b>, with one sister embracing committed investigative hating and the other advocating for a more relaxed, low-calorie form of pettiness.</p><p>Basically: <b>dating, delusion, red flags, Jack Harlow and judgment.</b></p><p>As nature intended. 🎙️</p><p></p>yes01:09:57Men Need to Explain Themselves: Red Flags, Petty or Valid & Toxic Datingfull<![CDATA[The Pettiest Songs Ever, According to Two Expert Haters]]>This week, the sisters are building the ultimate playlist for anyone who has ever been wronged and decided the appropriate response was to make it everybody’s problem.

In the first Petty Song Draft, each sister gets five picks for the pettiest songs of all time. Toni Braxton, Whitney Houston, Rihanna, Justin Timberlake, Blu Cantrell, The Chicks, Alanis Morissette, Eamon, CeeLo Green and Beyoncé all enter the conversation as they debate what separates a breakup song from a truly petty masterpiece. The rules are simple: once a song is drafted, the other sister can’t take it.

Before the draft, they head into the Group Chat to discuss Drake’s latest romantic adventure and develop a completely reasonable theory involving a Canadian crossroads deal. Then they unpack Jordyn Woods’ wedding, Kylie Jenner’s attendance and whether sometimes the pettiest revenge is simply thriving.

Later, Pick a Side asks whether a boyfriend should honor his girlfriend’s previously planned birthday trip or attend his close friend’s last-minute wedding, while Sister Court turns to adult friendship and whether relationships built through work, school or other shared environments need to survive once that forced proximity disappears.

Finally, this week’s Why Did You Do That? is dedicated to construction schedules, apartment management and the baffling decisions made by people who apparently never have to experience the consequences of their own planning.

Come for the petty songs. Stay for the Canadian devil theory.

And tell us: what song deserves a spot in the Petty Song Draft?

]]>d0b2293e-7c9f-48e5-bbb3-d60e74a85932Tue, 08 Sep 2026 02:04:55 GMT<p>This week, the sisters are building the ultimate playlist for anyone who has ever been wronged and decided the appropriate response was to make it everybody’s problem.</p><p>In the first <b>Petty Song Draft</b>, each sister gets five picks for the pettiest songs of all time. Toni Braxton, Whitney Houston, Rihanna, Justin Timberlake, Blu Cantrell, The Chicks, Alanis Morissette, Eamon, CeeLo Green and Beyoncé all enter the conversation as they debate what separates a breakup song from a truly petty masterpiece. The rules are simple: once a song is drafted, the other sister can’t take it.</p><p>Before the draft, they head into the Group Chat to discuss Drake’s latest romantic adventure and develop a completely reasonable theory involving a Canadian crossroads deal. Then they unpack Jordyn Woods’ wedding, Kylie Jenner’s attendance and whether sometimes the pettiest revenge is simply thriving.</p><p>Later, <b>Pick a Side</b> asks whether a boyfriend should honor his girlfriend’s previously planned birthday trip or attend his close friend’s last-minute wedding, while <b>Sister Court</b> turns to adult friendship and whether relationships built through work, school or other shared environments need to survive once that forced proximity disappears.</p><p>Finally, this week’s <b>Why Did You Do That?</b> is dedicated to construction schedules, apartment management and the baffling decisions made by people who apparently never have to experience the consequences of their own planning.</p><p>Come for the petty songs. Stay for the Canadian devil theory.</p><p><b>And tell us: what song deserves a spot in the Petty Song Draft?</b></p>yes01:07:17The Pettiest Songs Ever, According to Two Expert Hatersfull<![CDATA[Why Summer Feels Overrated and Fall is a Reboot]]>Summer is over, the internet is messy, and these two are done pretending to be polite about either one. Shanice and Nikki kick things off with the seasonal debate nobody survives untouched, then turn the conversation into a hilarious, brutally honest look at how childhood, body image, and growing up weird shaped the way they move through the world now.
You’ll hear them trade stories about first-day-of-school outfits, being the tallest kid in the room, and the lasting damage of people thinking they were older, bigger, or “the teacher.” From there, the episode opens up into a sharp, funny conversation about confidence, how body shame lingers into adulthood, and why it is so hard to unlearn the habit of making yourself smaller.
They also break down the week’s most ridiculous internet behavior, including parasocial fan chaos, celebrity overexposure, Drake’s bizarre dating-show energy, and the latest round of online discourse around trans women, influencer backlash, and fame turning regular people into public targets. Then things get even more unhinged with a game of “fine or famous,” where they judge celebrity men like Michael B. Jordan, Pedro Pascal, Glenn Powell, Bad Bunny, Travis Kelce, Lewis Hamilton, and more with the kind of honesty only a truly petty podcast can deliver.
Shanice brings the lived-in perspective, candid humor, and sharp commentary on body image, work life, and the long tail of internet nonsense. Nikki brings the cultural analysis, pop-culture receipts, and the kind of blunt one-liners that make every story funnier.
If you love pop culture talk with no filter, chaotic celebrity opinions, and conversations that somehow move from school picture memories to internet scandals in one breath, this episode is for you.

]]>58e17dd4-27a7-4b3c-b092-1f825c6cd8acSun, 16 Aug 2026 18:07:38 GMT<p>Summer is over, the internet is messy, and these two are done pretending to be polite about either one. Shanice and Nikki kick things off with the seasonal debate nobody survives untouched, then turn the conversation into a hilarious, brutally honest look at how childhood, body image, and growing up weird shaped the way they move through the world now.<br />You’ll hear them trade stories about first-day-of-school outfits, being the tallest kid in the room, and the lasting damage of people thinking they were older, bigger, or “the teacher.” From there, the episode opens up into a sharp, funny conversation about confidence, how body shame lingers into adulthood, and why it is so hard to unlearn the habit of making yourself smaller.<br />They also break down the week’s most ridiculous internet behavior, including parasocial fan chaos, celebrity overexposure, Drake’s bizarre dating-show energy, and the latest round of online discourse around trans women, influencer backlash, and fame turning regular people into public targets. Then things get even more unhinged with a game of “fine or famous,” where they judge celebrity men like Michael B. Jordan, Pedro Pascal, Glenn Powell, Bad Bunny, Travis Kelce, Lewis Hamilton, and more with the kind of honesty only a truly petty podcast can deliver.<br />Shanice brings the lived-in perspective, candid humor, and sharp commentary on body image, work life, and the long tail of internet nonsense. Nikki brings the cultural analysis, pop-culture receipts, and the kind of blunt one-liners that make every story funnier.<br />If you love pop culture talk with no filter, chaotic celebrity opinions, and conversations that somehow move from school picture memories to internet scandals in one breath, this episode is for you.</p>no01:12:25Why Summer Feels Overrated and Fall is a Rebootfull<![CDATA[Why Teen Movies Hit Different When You're Not a Teen Anymore]]>Teen movies, messy media nostalgia, and the strange way adulthood changes your taste collide in this sharp, funny conversation about what we used to watch, what still holds up, and what absolutely does not. If you grew up on early 2000s teen culture, superhero reboots, or TV shows that somehow shaped your entire personality, this episode will hit a nerve.

The conversation starts with Spider-Man, but quickly turns into something bigger: a whole reckoning with the movies and shows that made us feel older when we were younger - and now feel weirdly juvenile, dated, or unexpectedly dark. From Bring It On and She’s All That to Euphoria, The Bear, and The Pitt, the discussion unpacks how teen content has changed, why so much of it disappeared, and why some of the most beloved shows are still impossible to look away from.

We break down the nostalgia trap of 90s and 2000s entertainment, the bizarre tonal swings in teen magazines and Y2K media, and the way actors like John Bernthal and Sean Hatosy keep showing up in roles that feel oddly consistent across their careers. There’s also a hilarious deep dive into the kinds of shows and movies people keep hate-watching, what makes certain characters instantly watchable, and why some performers become instant shorthand for an entire era.

You’ll also hear a candid, thoughtful stretch on boundaries, confidence, public perception, and why being “perceived” feels different now in the age of cameras, comments, and constant visibility. It’s part pop culture therapy, part self-awareness check, and part group chat energy in the best way.

If you love honest conversations that jump from superhero movies to gendered language, from celebrity culture to escape rooms, and still land on something real, this one is for you. Funny, reflective, and deeply relatable, it’s the kind of episode that makes you say, “Wait - I thought I was the only one who felt that way.”

]]>Buzzsprout-19653521Sun, 16 Aug 2026 16:00:00 GMT<p>Teen movies, messy media nostalgia, and the strange way adulthood changes your taste collide in this sharp, funny conversation about what we used to watch, what still holds up, and what absolutely does not. If you grew up on early 2000s teen culture, superhero reboots, or TV shows that somehow shaped your entire personality, this episode will hit a nerve.<br /><br /></p><p>The conversation starts with Spider-Man, but quickly turns into something bigger: a whole reckoning with the movies and shows that made us feel older when we were younger - and now feel weirdly juvenile, dated, or unexpectedly dark. From <i>Bring It On</i> and <i>She’s All That</i> to <i>Euphoria</i>, <i>The Bear</i>, and <i>The Pitt</i>, the discussion unpacks how teen content has changed, why so much of it disappeared, and why some of the most beloved shows are still impossible to look away from.<br /><br /></p><p>We break down the nostalgia trap of 90s and 2000s entertainment, the bizarre tonal swings in teen magazines and Y2K media, and the way actors like John Bernthal and Sean Hatosy keep showing up in roles that feel oddly consistent across their careers. There’s also a hilarious deep dive into the kinds of shows and movies people keep hate-watching, what makes certain characters instantly watchable, and why some performers become instant shorthand for an entire era.<br /><br /></p><p>You’ll also hear a candid, thoughtful stretch on boundaries, confidence, public perception, and why being “perceived” feels different now in the age of cameras, comments, and constant visibility. It’s part pop culture therapy, part self-awareness check, and part group chat energy in the best way.<br /><br /></p><p>If you love honest conversations that jump from superhero movies to gendered language, from celebrity culture to escape rooms, and still land on something real, this one is for you. Funny, reflective, and deeply relatable, it’s the kind of episode that makes you say, “Wait - I thought I was the only one who felt that way.”</p>yes00:55:51Why Teen Movies Hit Different When You're Not a Teen Anymorefull