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It's the Two Girls One Haircut Season 1 Finale, and Jessie and Kiki are going out with a scream! We're celebrating Halloween with horror movie hypotheticals, childhood nostalgia, questionable survival instincts, neighborhood grievances, and a shocking amount of hostility toward Tootsie Rolls.

Because nothing says Halloween like two sisters who love spooky season but are also considering putting up their Christmas decorations on November 1st.

This week, Binkie joins us for some truly unhinged Halloween Would You Rather questions, we revisit the trick-or-treating glory days of the '80s and '90s, and we discover that surviving a horror movie might actually be easier than surviving another Halloween in Kiki's neighborhood.

🎃 In this episode:

🔪 Final Girl Energy (or Lack Thereof): Michael Myers vs. Ghostface, Freddy Krueger vs. Pennywise, haunted hotels, creepy basements, and which sister is absolutely sacrificing the other to survive.

🏚️ Neighborhood Nightmares: Rogue trick-or-treaters, unauthorized backyard traffic, inflatable bounce houses, and why Halloween might finally turn us into the old ladies yelling, "GET OFF MY LAWN!"

🍬 The Great Halloween Candy Debate: Candy corn defenders, Tootsie Roll haters, full-size candy bar legends, and why handing out raisins should be a criminal offense.

💰 The Price Is Fright: Binkie tests our knowledge of classic Halloween candy prices, from penny candy to modern-day inflation. Spoiler alert: We're apparently old AND broke.

👻 Halloween Nostalgia & Real-Life Scares: Homemade costumes, terrifying babysitting experiences, strangers at the door, haunted houses, and the childhood Halloween memories that probably explain a lot about us.

🕷️ Decorations, Drama & Questionable Taste: Twelve-foot skeletons, inflatable everything, couples costumes, and our firm belief that your Halloween decorations should have a theme.

Whether you're a horror movie fanatic, a Halloween nostalgia junkie, someone who starts decorating for Christmas before the pumpkins are rotten, or just here for two sisters arguing about things that absolutely do not matter, this one's for you.

One season. Too many opinions. Zero regrets. (Okay, maybe a few.)

💜 And don't worry—we're not disappearing forever! We're coming back with a special holiday episode in December, and Season 2 officially kicks off March 10, 2027! Until then, catch up on your favorite episodes, share us with your friends, and follow along for updates, new merch, and whatever trouble we get into during the break.

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Happy Halloween, and thanks for surviving Season 1 with us! 🎃💜

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This week on Behind the Pod, Jessie and Kiki are taking sides in Kelly Clarkson's bizarre Birdgate controversy, and somehow a discussion about celebrity privilege, customer service, and Pretty Woman turns into a full-blown sisterly disagreement. One of us is Team Kelly. The other thinks everyone needs to calm the hell down. And honestly? The bird might be the only innocent party.

Eventually, we remember we're supposed to be discussing A Court of Frost and Starlight, Sarah J. Maas's ACOTAR holiday novella that gave us approximately 200 pages of winter solstice, questionable gift-giving, Feyre's paintings, and Nesta being an absolute delight. (That last part is sarcasm.)

🎙️ In this episode:

🐦 Kelly Clarkson's Birdgate: A $15,000 singing bird, a Brooklyn boutique, and whether being Pretty Woman'd is grounds for a public takedown.

❄️ ACOTAR's Unnecessary Christmas Special: Did A Court of Frost and Starlight actually need to exist, or did Sarah J. Maas just owe somebody a book?

🎨 Feyre's Motherfucking Paintings: An artistic obsession, homemade Christmas gifts, and the uncomfortable realization that Jessie might actually be Feyre.

🎁 Secret Santa in Prythian: Who gives the best gifts, who has the biggest budget, and why Cassian basically invented the iPod Shuffle.

🌙 Our First (Very Real) Sponsor: Ren Paper Co., a gorgeous illustrated lunar calendar, a minor entrepreneurial meltdown, and an urgent request for the coven to assemble.

Whether you're here for the ACOTAR gossip, the celebrity drama, or just two sisters arguing over things that absolutely do not matter, this episode has something for you.

Come for the bird. Stay for the books. Buy a calendar so Kiki doesn't spiral.

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We've officially made it to A Court of Silver Flames, the fifth book in Sarah J. Maas's A Court of Thorns and Roses (ACOTAR) series, and apparently all it took was 10,000 stairs, 17 chili peppers worth of smut, and one extremely angry Archeron sister to push us over the edge.

This week, Jessie and Kiki are officially Team Nesta. We're talking about why Nesta might be the most relatable character in Prythian, why Rhysand has gone from dreamy High Lord to a walking red flag, and why everyone in the Inner Circle suddenly seems to have forgotten how trauma works.

And because we can't leave well enough alone, we're getting into Cassian's questionable relationship decisions, the Valkyrie girl gang, Feyre's pregnancy drama, and that juicy Azriel bonus chapter that has us questioning everything about Elain, Gwyn, and the mating bond.

Oh, and somewhere along the way, we discuss an escaped neighborhood emu, magical swords named Bitch Please, and whether there's actually such a thing as too much fantasy smut. Spoiler alert: apparently there is.

In this episode:

🔥 Team Nesta Forever: Trauma, healing, female friendships, and why everybody needs to leave this woman alone.

🚩 Rhysand's Red Flag Era: Secret pregnancies, controlling behavior, and the High Lord who needs to mind his business.

🌶️ Cassian, Smut & Stairmaster: The romance, the excessive spice, and approximately 10,000 unnecessary steps.

⚔️ The Valkyrie Girl Gang: Gwyn, Emerie, friendship bracelets, and the sleepover we desperately want an invitation to.

🦇 The Azriel Bonus Chapter: Elain versus Gwyn, Rhysand's spectacular cockblocking, and our predictions for who ends up with whom.

💀 That Ending, Though: Magical artifacts, questionable sacrifices, and why nobody in Prythian can seem to stay dead.

Whether you're a hardcore ACOTAR fan, a Nesta apologist, an Azriel enthusiast, or someone who just wants to know why everybody is so damn horny, there's a seat for you at this very chaotic book club.

Because apparently the only thing more exhausting than climbing 10,000 stairs is dealing with the Inner Circle.

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This week on Behind the Pod, Jessie and Kiki are picking up where our Netflix The Widower discussion left off, except somehow we've gone from six suspicious marriages to the death penalty, botched executions, hurricane hysteria, and the very questionable decisions people make when bad weather rolls into town.

We're diving into the shocking case of Christa Pike, the Tennessee death row inmate who survived a lethal injection, and asking some pretty uncomfortable questions about capital punishment, the justice system, and whether the government should be in the business of executing anyone. Things get even more disturbing when we discuss plans to broadcast a military execution.

But don't worry, we still find time for our usual nonsense.

There's a 1990s Michael Keaton thriller, a passionate argument about why people buy milk and bread before a storm, and an entire neighborhood that apparently values its giant Halloween skeletons more than basic hurricane preparedness.

And then we have some news.

After more than 60 episodes, we're getting ready to wrap up Season One of Two Girls One Haircut. Before anybody panics, WE ARE NOT BREAKING UP. We're just taking a little time to work behind the scenes, dream up what's next, and figure out how to make this little podcast of ours even better.

We're talking future plans, new ideas, a holiday special, and why sometimes you have to step away from the microphone to make something bigger.

In this episode:

💀 Death Row Gets Complicated — Christa Pike's botched execution and our very strong opinions about capital punishment.

⚖️ When Justice Goes Too Far — The controversy over public executions and the uncomfortable questions nobody wants to answer.

🎬 A Little 90s Nostalgia — Michael Keaton, Pacific Heights, and why men in scary movies make terrible decisions.

🌪️ Hurricane Prep for Idiots — Empty bread shelves, perfectly untouched Halloween decorations, and the great French toast conspiracy.

🎃 The Skeletons Are Not Safe — Why your 15-foot Halloween decorations might become your neighbor's problem.

🎙️ It's Not You, It's Us — Our big Season One announcement, what's coming next, and why this is definitely not goodbye.

Whether you're here for the true crime, the unfiltered opinions, the unnecessary tangents, or just to hear two sisters argue about absolutely everything, we've got plenty to talk about.

Because apparently the world is getting crazier, hurricane season is getting weirder, and even your favorite podcast hosts occasionally need a vacation.

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But imagine finding out he managed to do it SIX TIMES. And four of those wives are dead.

This week on Two Girls One Haircut, Jessie and Kiki are diving into Netflix's true crime documentary The Widower: Till Death Do Us Part, featuring Thomas Randolph, the so-called Black Widower whose marriages seemed to come with a suspiciously high mortality rate and an even higher number of life insurance policies.

We're talking questionable charm, mysterious deaths, murder-for-hire allegations, courtroom chaos, and one man's seemingly endless ability to convince women that he's husband material. Seriously, ladies. WHAT WAS THE APPEAL?

But before we get to the actual murder investigation, we've got a few important marital questions of our own. Like what constitutes an unforgivable betrayal? Is marrying someone five times a red flag or proof that they believe in love? And how rich would a man have to be for you to overlook the mysterious deaths of his previous three wives?

In this episode:

💍 Six Wives, Zero Common Sense? — The baffling romantic history of Thomas Randolph.

🚩 Red Flags or Just Beige? — When suspicious behavior should send you running.

💰 Till Death Do Us Part (and Pay Out) — Life insurance, suspicious deaths, and the financial side of a very deadly love story.

🔎 The Black Widower — Murder-for-hire allegations, undercover operations, and a legal saga that seemingly never ends.

💀 Marriage Is Hard. Murder Is Harder. — Our completely hypothetical discussions about marital grievances and questionable spouse behavior.

🤦‍♀️ And Because It's Us... — Health insurance hell, Batman's nipples, a husband's secret paper-towel collection, and a spectacular number of completely unnecessary tangents.

Whether you're a true crime junkie, a Netflix documentary obsessive, happily married, or just wondering how some people manage to find six spouses when you can't even find one decent date, this episode is for you.

Because apparently love is blind. And in Thomas Randolph's case, it might also need a really good life insurance policy.

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This week’s Behind the Pod starts with a few true-crime updates and somehow ends with us debating whether Jessie can still defend the family now that she has apparently lost all of her butt strength.

In between, we’re recapping our little mountain escape — including the Mexican restaurant baked potato covered in what appeared to be actual mold, the moment all three of us silently decided we could no longer eat anything on the table, and why sometimes the greatest comfort while traveling is simply knowing exactly what your Chick-fil-A is going to taste like.

Then there’s the group of eight mysterious people at lunch who we spent an unreasonable amount of time trying to identify, our decision to actually walk over and ask them who they were, Mom’s concern that the enormous lawn guy might return to murder us, and the realization that Kiki may now be significantly easier to kidnap than she once was.

And because apparently that wasn’t enough, we finish with a Make-A-Wish volunteer event, IKEA furniture, a white mini skirt, an analog clock, cursive handwriting, and several moments that made us question whether civilization is going to make it.

In this episode, we get into:

• The latest Patrick Clancy and JP Miller case updates
• Why we packed a baseball bat for a mountain vacation
• The baked potato we will never emotionally recover from
• Why sometimes a chain restaurant is exactly what you need
• Our completely unnecessary investigation into a group of strangers at Chick-fil-A
• Mom deciding Jessie can no longer protect the family
• The great butt-muscle debate
• A Make-A-Wish furniture build that became a generational crisis
• And several conversations that probably should have stayed in the group chat

If you like your true crime updates mixed with family vacations, food disasters, irrational fears, people-watching and sisters arguing about things no one else would ever think to discuss, welcome back to Behind the Pod.

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This week, Jessie and Kiki are finally tackling A Court of Wings and Ruin, the third book in Sarah J. Maas’s A Court of Thorns and Roses series — and after taking approximately six painstakingly long months to finish it, we have some thoughts.

We’re talking about the parts we loved, the parts that nearly broke us, and the approximately 4,000 characters and High Lords we were apparently expected to remember without a spreadsheet.

Did Tamlin actually redeem himself? Did Rhysand really need to die just to come back five minutes later? Why is Nesta the nosiest person in Prythian? How did nobody realize Elain was having visions? And perhaps most importantly: why does absolutely no one in this world communicate before going into battle?

In this episode, we ask the important questions:

• Is Tamlin redeemed… or did he just do one decent thing?
• Why did Rhysand have to die if we were just going to immediately undo it?
• How did Elain go from wandering around like a haunted Victorian child to stabbing the King of Hybern?
• Is Nesta secretly the nosiest woman in all of Prythian?
• Are Lucien and Elain ever going to stop making us uncomfortable?
• Do we ship Elain with Azriel, Mor… or possibly both?
• Why does Feyre insist on “yes, and”-ing every single dangerous situation?
• Could literally one person have communicated their battle plan beforehand?

And after all of that… who in Prythian needs therapy the most?

We also get into the final battle, Amren’s sacrifice, Mor’s reveal, Nesta and Cassian, Lucien and Elain, Tamlin’s questionable redemption arc, and our increasingly unhinged theories about where the ACOTAR series could go next.

Whether you’ve read ACOTAR five times, just finished A Court of Wings and Ruin, or remember approximately three characters and a guy we keep calling Reese’s Pieces, you are among friends here.

This is not your comprehensive ACOWAR literary analysis.

This is two sisters who love the series enough to talk shit about it.

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Welcome back to the Lindsay Clancy rabbit hole.

After wrapping our main episode, Kiki apparently decided she had not sufficiently tortured herself with this case and came prepared with an entire list of things that still do not make sense to her.

And Jessie, unfortunately, encouraged her.

This week on Behind the Pod, we're digging further into the unanswered questions, disputed evidence, internet theories, strange details, and contradictions surrounding the Lindsay and Patrick Clancy case — while repeatedly reminding ourselves that a weird detail is not the same thing as evidence.

We talk about everything from Patrick's behavior after the deaths and the questions surrounding the timeline to the DNA evidence, the medications, the infamous internet searches, the 60 Minutes interview, the “male voice,” and one particularly eerie comment Lindsay reportedly made from the hospital that stopped both of us in our tracks.

And somewhere along the way, Kiki realizes she may need to get off True Crime TikTok for her own mental health.

In this episode:

• The Patrick Clancy details Kiki still cannot make sense of
• The internet's biggest theories — and which ones don't hold up
• What the actual DNA and fingerprint evidence does and doesn't tell us
• Why grainy surveillance footage might have created an entire conspiracy theory
• Lindsay Clancy's psychiatric treatment and conflicting accounts of her mental state
• The disputed “male voice”
• The hospital comment that genuinely creeped us out
• Why unanswered questions do not automatically equal guilt
• The uncomfortable ethics of consuming true crime
• Why we keep coming back to the failures surrounding Lindsay's mental healthcare
• And the sentence every person in this case apparently needed to hear: Read the room.

Because beneath all the theories, TikToks, courtroom clips, and internet detective work is a devastating story about three children, a family destroyed, and a woman who had repeatedly sought help before everything went horribly wrong.

And yes... we're officially banning Kiki from researching this case after midnight.

Probably.

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The conversation doesn’t stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today’s episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, opinions, and whatever rabbit hole we fall into next.

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This week, Jessie and Kiki are talking about the Lindsay Clancy case following Patrick Clancy’s recent 60 Minutes interview — and somehow, the more we watched, the more questions we had.

We start with the case itself: Lindsay Clancy, the deaths of her three children, her reported mental health struggles after childbirth, the postpartum psychosis defense, and the mistrial that left the case unresolved.

Then we get into the interview.

Patrick’s grief. His decision to forgive Lindsay. His new marriage. The pregnancy announcement. The things 60 Minutes asked — and the things we really wish they had asked. And, of course, the internet’s reaction to all of it.

But this conversation quickly becomes about something bigger: What is grief supposed to look like? How much should we judge someone’s behavior after unimaginable trauma? What does postpartum psychosis actually look like? And how easily can a few unanswered questions turn into an entire online conspiracy theory?

Because Kiki has a confession to make: she fell straight into the rabbit hole.

And now she has to eat a little crow.

In this episode:

• The Lindsay Clancy case and September 2026 mistrial
• Patrick Clancy’s 60 Minutes interview
• Lindsay Clancy and the postpartum psychosis defense
• The questions we wish 60 Minutes had asked
• Why Patrick Clancy’s behavior has become such a focus online
• Grief, trauma, memory, and why there is no “normal” reaction
• The difference between asking legitimate questions and creating a conspiracy theory
• How True Crime TikTok can absolutely wreck your perception of a case
• The evidence, unanswered questions, and why Jessie keeps saying, “SHOW ME THE DATA”
• Plus: suspicious Google searches, survival fantasies, emergency purse supplies, sick cats, sick kids, and why apparently we are now “two judgmental bitches”

Whether you’ve followed the Lindsay Clancy case from the beginning, just watched the 60 Minutes interview, or have absolutely no idea why your TikTok suddenly thinks you’re an amateur criminal investigator, come sit with us.

We’re not promising answers.

We do, however, have approximately 47 questions.

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This week’s Behind the Pod starts with Jessie nearly throwing up from laughing after Professor Binky turns one unfortunate burp-snort into his own personal remix.

And somehow, it gets more chaotic from there.

After realizing four pairs of jeans no longer fit, Jessie and Kiki are talking about the very real problem nobody warns you about when you lose a significant amount of weight: you have absolutely no idea what size you are anymore.

Between the two of us — plus Dad — we’ve lost more than 250 pounds on GLP-1 medications, which means a lot has changed since the last time we talked about them.

So we’re getting into it.

We talk about the good, the bad, the expensive, and the deeply weird parts of GLP-1 life: changing sizes every five minutes, nausea, fatigue, skin sensitivity, acne showing up approximately 25 years late, finding the right dose, and realizing three people in the same family can have completely different experiences on the exact same type of medication.

Then there’s the other side of it: insurance companies changing coverage, people suddenly losing access to medication that helped them lose 70, 80, or 100+ pounds, and the bizarre amount of judgment people still seem to have about how somebody else loses weight.

Because apparently now we’ve moved from fat shaming to GLP-1 shaming.

Cool. Love that for society.

We also discuss the awkwardness of people noticing your weight loss, why Kiki's natural response to a compliment is apparently “please never speak to me again,” and the strange experience of looking at old pictures and realizing you genuinely forgot what you used to look like.

In this episode:

• Losing more than 250 pounds between three family members
• The complete collapse of our wardrobes
• GLP-1 side effects nobody warned us about
• Why different doses affect everyone differently
• Weight-loss compliments and why they make us deeply uncomfortable
• GLP-1 shaming
• Insurance companies making absolutely no sense
• The stress of losing access to medication
• Maintenance after major weight loss
• And Kiki officially becoming… just overweight

Progress.

Whether you’re on a GLP-1, thinking about one, supporting someone who is, or simply wondering why your closet suddenly contains 47 things you technically own but cannot wear…

Welcome to the glamorous side of weight loss.

Apparently the reward for losing 100 pounds is buying all your clothes again.

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And please, for Kiki’s sake, rate the podcast five stars before she personally checks the analytics.

Yeah... us too.

This week, we are doing what any emotionally stable adults would do: aggressively manifesting fall.

We’re kicking things off with a Fall This or That that immediately turns into arguments about Halloween vs. Thanksgiving, chili vs. soup, football, pumpkin spice, scary movies, oversized sweatshirts, and whether Practical Magic or Hocus Pocus deserves the ultimate fall crown.

Then we get into Practical Magic 2, which Jessie loved, Kiki found aggressively mediocre, and somehow still managed to make both of us want Sandra Bullock’s face, Nicole Kidman’s hair, and the entire Practical Magic house.

Speaking of that house... we have notes.

We also discuss the absolute lawlessness of movie theaters, people who cough directly into the atmosphere, why Kiki is apparently willing to fight strangers during a movie, and the fact that Jessie managed to miss the funniest scene in Practical Magic 2 because she had to pee.

Then things get slightly more existential.

Kiki explains why September gives her a very specific sense of impending doom, Jessie basically says, “That sounds made up,” and Professor Binky attempts to diagnose the situation from across the room.

Meanwhile, we’re decorating for fall, planning a girls’ trip to the mountains, debating how early is too early for Christmas, romanticizing apple orchards, preparing for pumpkin patches, and pretending Georgia is capable of giving us actual sweater weather.

In this episode:

• Practical Magic 2
• Fall This or That
• The great chili-is-soup debate
• Why September feels vaguely threatening
• Fall decorating without going full Halloween
• Scary movies, Harry Potter & cozy season
• Pumpkin patches, apple orchards & our upcoming mountain trip
• Movie theater etiquette... or the lack thereof
• And the $69 Headspace subscription that derailed the entire episode

Whether you’re already wearing a sweatshirt in weather that absolutely does not require one, lighting a fall candle at noon, or staring outside wondering when the leaves are finally going to get the memo...

Welcome to fall.

Or, as we like to call it in Georgia: Hotumn.

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Except… obviously we didn’t.

This week on Behind the Pod, Jessie and Kiki are still stuck on all the things The Idaho Murders: College Nightmare left them thinking about — starting with the absolutely chaotic way information was communicated after the murders and the fact that some students learned what happened through a university notification before anyone on scene had even told them.

Then there’s the decision to tear down the house before Bryan Kohberger ever went to trial, which sends both of us into another round of: WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?

We also get into the question Kiki cannot let go of: Why that house? Why those students? Was someone specifically targeted? And does knowing “why” actually give a family any real closure?

From there, the conversation somehow turns into whether either of us should ever be allowed on a murder jury, reasonable doubt, how documentaries can completely change the story depending on what they show you, and why Kiki would apparently spend the rest of her life personally searching hundreds of miles of Idaho countryside for missing evidence if Jessie were murdered.

And because this is Behind the Pod, we eventually arrive at the most controversial question of the entire week: Why are people so obsessed with golden doodles?

Yes. After an hour-plus discussing one of the most disturbing murder cases in recent history, this may be the take that gets us canceled.

Because true crime is temporary. Doodle discourse is forever.

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This week, Jessie and Kiki are talking about Netflix’s The Idaho Murders: College Nightmare and the 2022 murders of University of Idaho students Madison Mogen, Kaylee Goncalves, Xana Kernodle, and Ethan Chapin.

And while this is a case most of us thought we already knew, the documentary left us with a whole new list of things to argue about.

We walk through what happened that night, the incredibly short timeline of the murders, the evidence that eventually led investigators to Bryan Kohberger, and one of the most debated parts of the entire case: the surviving roommates and the hours that passed before anyone called 911.

Kiki has questions. Jessie comes prepared with research on normalcy bias, freezing, dissociation, and other cases where people responded to terrifying situations in ways that seem completely irrational from the outside. And somehow we end up debating whether either of us would actually function during a crisis... or just barricade ourselves in a bedroom and hope for the best.

Then we get into Kohberger himself: the knife sheath, DNA and genetic genealogy, his extremely questionable “stargazing” alibi, the lack of blood found in his car, his criminology background, his guilty plea, and the biggest unanswered question of all — why these four students?

In this episode:
• Netflix’s The Idaho Murders: College Nightmare
• Madison Mogen, Kaylee Goncalves, Xana Kernodle & Ethan Chapin
• Bryan Kohberger and the evidence against him
• The surviving roommates and the eight-hour delay
• Fight, flight, freeze and normalcy bias
• DNA, 23andMe and genetic genealogy
• The knife sheath and Kohberger’s alleged movements that night
• Why we still don’t know who — if anyone — was originally targeted
• The families’ search for answers
• College roommates, absurdly fancy dorm rooms and why ours definitely did NOT look like that
• Why Kiki’s DNA is apparently going to get Jessie arrested someday
• And our promise to create Reddit accounts and avenge one another if necessary

Whether you followed this case from the beginning, just watched the Netflix documentary, or somehow managed to avoid falling into the Idaho murders rabbit hole until now, come sit with us while we unpack the facts, the unanswered questions, and the psychology behind the parts of this case that are so difficult to understand.

Because sometimes the scariest part of true crime isn’t just what happened.

It’s realizing that none of us actually knows how we’d react if it happened to us.

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Mica entered JP’s world as a teenager, and over the years he became her pastor, mentor, employer, and eventually husband. We talk about the enormous power imbalance at the center of their relationship, allegations of controlling behavior and harassment, the role religion played in Mica’s identity, and why leaving may have felt far more complicated than simply walking away.

We also get into JP’s uncomfortable sermons about sex and marriage, Mica’s bipolar diagnosis and how it was later used against her, faith-based therapy, shame, coercive control, and the question at the heart of the documentary:

If someone doesn’t physically cause a death, can they still bear responsibility for helping push another person to the breaking point?

In this episode:

• Netflix’s Death of the Pastor’s Wife
• Mica Miller and JP Miller
• Grooming and power dynamics
• Religion, marriage, and control
• Mental health and Mica’s bipolar diagnosis
• Allegations of stalking and harassment
• Why “just leave” is rarely that simple
• And, somehow, Dolly Parton, TikTok’s “unalived” vocabulary, and our usual completely unnecessary side quests

Whether you already followed the Mica Miller case or discovered it through Netflix, this episode is about much more than one marriage. It’s about what happens when faith, shame, control, and identity become so tangled together that freedom starts to feel impossible.

And we’re not done — the conversation continues Friday on Behind the Pod.

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We’re back Behind the Pod because apparently one episode was NOT enough to unpack Netflix’s Death of the Pastor’s Wife and the heartbreaking story of Mica Miller.

This time, Jessie and Kiki dig into all the things we couldn’t stop thinking about after the main episode: JP Miller’s behavior after Mica’s death, the affairs, the people around him who seemingly knew what was happening, and the church leadership that was given opportunities to intervene—and didn’t.

Which leads us to a much bigger question: when everyone sees the red flags, who is responsible for doing something about them?

We get into the frustrating difference between something being morally wrong and actually being criminally prosecutable, whether someone can—or should—be held responsible when harassment and coercive control contribute to another person’s death, and why Mica documenting what was happening still wasn’t enough to protect her.

Then, naturally, we take a hard left into church politics.

Kiki breaks down why the structure of an independent, non-denominational church can look very different from denominations with outside governing bodies, Jessie questions what happens when the person behind the pulpit essentially answers to no one, and we both wonder how church elders can be presented with serious concerns and decide that protecting the institution is more important than confronting the person leading it.

And somewhere in the middle of all of this, we have a horrifying realization: Are we the true-crime internet people now?

Because watching a documentary criticize YouTubers, TikTokers, and strangers online for dissecting Mica’s case while literally recording a podcast about Mica’s case created a level of self-awareness we were not emotionally prepared for.

In this episode:

• Netflix’s Death of the Pastor’s Wife
• The church elders and questions of accountability
• JP’s affairs and the people who allegedly knew about them
• Coercive control, harassment, and the limits of the legal system
• Whether someone can be held responsible for contributing to another person’s suicide
• The difference between criminal and civil liability
• Organized religion vs. faith and spirituality
• What happens when religious leaders have very little outside oversight
• JP’s extremely uncomfortable sermons about sex, lust, and marriage
• And the moment we realize we may have become exactly the kind of true-crime commentators we complain about

Whether you watched Death of the Pastor’s Wife, followed the Mica Miller case before the Netflix documentary, have complicated feelings about organized religion, or simply enjoy listening to two sisters put on imaginary law degrees and argue about things they are absolutely not qualified to prosecute—this Behind the Pod is for you.

Because sometimes the biggest question isn’t whether people knew something was wrong... It’s why nobody stopped it.

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Apparently… you finally tell your boss everything.

This week on Behind the Pod, we're picking up exactly where the main episode left off and talking about the part of Jessie's departure we didn't get to: the exit interview.

Jessie had fully planned to keep it vague, smile politely, and ride quietly into the private-sector sunset. But when the opportunity came to sit down with leadership and explain why she was really leaving?

She decided to tell the truth... All of it.

We talk about what Jessie said, why she almost said nothing at all, how to give difficult feedback without burning a bridge, and the surprising realization she had when the conversation was over: maybe she should have spoken up sooner.

Then, because apparently we're still processing 14 years of government employment, Kiki has more questions.

What corporate phrases will Jessie never miss hearing again? What percentage of a government job is actually doing the work versus figuring out who needs to approve it? Did she have an office nemesis? And what happens when your employee appreciation event is so poorly planned that leaving, eating lunch somewhere else, and coming BACK is faster than waiting for the free food?

We also discuss the deeply confusing tradition of giving Jessie cash whenever something happens to her, the incredibly sweet goodbye gifts she received from her team, and why having people write personal notes to you is both wonderful and emotionally devastating when you're already trying not to feel guilty about leaving.

But don't worry. We also somehow find time for a smoke jumper running for Congress, a former CIA employee allegedly stashing millions of dollars in gold bars, government résumés that apparently nobody bothered to verify, a broken reflecting pool, dead Florida lawns, an animatronic Rudolph disaster, and some aggressively crunchy Cheez-Its.

You know. Normal Behind the Pod stuff...

In this episode:

• How to speak your truth without burning a bridge
• The one thing Jessie regrets about leaving
• Corporate phrases we never want to hear again
• Employee appreciation events gone terribly wrong
• Office nemeses
• The incredibly sweet goodbye gifts that made leaving harder
• The truth about people who work in government
• Smoke jumpers—which are apparently a real thing
• A CIA employee, millions of dollars & GOLD BARS

Underneath all the chaos, though, there's one final thing Jessie wants people to understand about the career she left behind: most government employees aren't sitting around looking for ways to tell people no.

They're there because they genuinely want to help.

And after 14 years, countless meetings, approximately four million acronyms, one office nemesis and more government bureaucracy than any human should reasonably experience, that's something worth saying on the way out.

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And seriously. We see the analytics.

Five stars, people. There will be a test.

Yeah... this week, Jessie did it.

After 14 years with the same state agency and nearly 20 years working in government, Jessie has officially quit her job, left the public sector, and started an entirely new chapter.

And naturally, we have a LOT to talk about.

This week, Jessie and Kiki get into what it actually feels like to leave a career that has been part of your identity for decades: interviewing for a private-sector job while on beach vacation, secretly navigating the hiring process while recording podcast episodes, saying goodbye to longtime coworkers, driving away from the office for the last time, and adjusting to a completely different work culture.

There are some things Jessie misses already...

There are other things she absolutely does not... Like commuting into Atlanta. Traveling across the state for a 15-minute meeting. Answering work calls after hours. And apparently spending approximately half her life in meetings that absolutely could have been emails.

But this isn't just a career-change episode.

Because before Jessie can get too reflective, Kiki and Professor Binky drag us into TV “This or That,” where we debate Sex and the City vs. Gossip Girl, Ted Lasso vs. Schitt’s Creek, The Crown vs. Downton Abbey, The Office vs. Parks and Recreation, and whether Jessie has officially betrayed Gilmore Girls.

Then Jessie introduces a game called DCA or NBC: Did this completely unhinged workplace scenario actually happen during her years in state government… or is it a storyline from The Office or Parks and Recreation?

And, frankly, the real stories may be worse.

You truly cannot make this shit up.

But underneath all of the workplace chaos is a conversation we've been circling around for months: How do you know when it's finally time to leave?

Jessie talks about realizing that career success doesn't mean the same thing to her at 43 that it did years ago, how COVID changed her priorities, what it feels like to finally have boundaries around work, and why being valued and supported matters more than any title.

And one week into the new job? She feels lighter.

In this episode:

• Making a major career change in your 40s
• Interviewing for a new job while on vacation
• The emotional weirdness of your final week at work
• Working remotely full-time
• Adjusting to real work-life boundaries
• Career burnout and redefining success
• DCA or NBC: workplace stories that should absolutely be fictional
• Revenge drug tests
• Parking-deck arson
• Government office naps
• And why “You Can’t Make This Sh*t Up” may be the perfect title for an entire career

Sometimes starting over doesn't mean everything before it was a mistake. Sometimes it just means you finally realized you're allowed to choose something different.

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No? Just Jessie, apparently...

This week’s Behind the Pod starts with Jessie finally watching Disclosure Day after missing out on the original movie discussion with Kiki and Josh.

In a nutshell... Jessie cried, Kiki was annoyed by the news anchor.

So... basically the same experience.

The sisters break down the movie’s biggest plot holes and strangest choices, from the confusing opening and questionable accents to alien communication, faith, empathy, and Emily Blunt’s deeply unhelpful boyfriend.

They also have questions about the ending.

Why does Colin Firth spend decades trying to stop disclosure only to suddenly give up? Why is the alien on live television approximately seven feet tall? And why tell humanity to “listen” if we never actually get to hear the message?

Then, naturally, the conversation spirals into House of the Dragon, impossible Targaryen names, dragon confusion, and why watching that show requires a family tree, a flow chart, and possibly professional assistance.

In this episode:

• Disclosure Day reactions
• Why Jessie cried at the ending
• Alien communication and empathy
• Religion, faith, and disclosure
• The movie’s biggest plot holes
• Emily Blunt’s terrible boyfriend
• The giant “grandpa alien”
• House of the Dragon confusion
• Targaryens, dragons, and Sheepstealer
  

Whether you loved Disclosure Day, spent the entire movie wondering what was happening, or still cannot tell one Targaryen from another, this episode is for you.

Because aliens may be easier to understand than House of the Dragon.

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Yeah... us too.

Josh is back—and after spending an entire episode getting distracted by Roswell, UFO lore, government secrets and approximately 700 other rabbit holes, we are FINALLY talking about what we invited him over to discuss: Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day.

And according to Josh, this isn't just another alien movie.

We break down Disclosure Day, starring Emily Blunt and Josh O’Connor, and the surprisingly deep UFO lore woven throughout the film. From whistleblowers and private government contractors to experiencers, screen memories, psionics, remote viewing and mysterious “downloads,” Josh explains why some of the movie’s strangest ideas have parallels to stories and claims that have circulated in the real-world UFO community.

Then we get into the bigger question: What does Steven Spielberg know?

Josh takes us through Spielberg’s decades-long fascination with UFOs—from Close Encounters of the Third Kind and E.T. to his alleged connections with people inside the national security world—and why Disclosure Day feels less like “What if aliens exist?” and more like “What happens when everyone finally finds out?”

But underneath the alien chaos, things get surprisingly philosophical.

We talk about synchronicities, consciousness, intuition, religion, empathy, nuclear weapons, climate anxiety and why the most shocking part of modern UFO disclosure might not be whether people believe it.

It might be that people just don't care.

In this episode:

• Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day
• Emily Blunt & Josh O’Connor
• Is Spielberg preparing audiences for disclosure?
• UFO experiencers and screen memories
• Synchronicities, consciousness & intuition
• Remote viewing, psionics and mysterious “downloads”
• The Ariel School UFO encounter
• The Nimitz Tic Tac incident
• The alleged Nixon–Jackie Gleason UFO story
• Religion, aliens, angels & demons
• UFOs and nuclear weapons
• Why so many people seem completely uninterested in disclosure
• What we would do if someone handed us proof of extraterrestrial life
• And yes... the giant crystal dildo

Whether you're a full-blown believer, a committed skeptic, UFO-curious, or just here because Steven Spielberg has been making alien movies for decades and you're starting to wonder what exactly that man knows—come down the rabbit hole with us.

Because maybe disclosure isn't one giant announcement.

Maybe we've been getting pieces of the story all along.

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Yeah... us too.

Josh is still in the studio, and this week’s Behind the Pod starts with a brand-new game called First Thoughts. Professor Binkie gives Jessie, Kiki, and Josh words like Area 51, Roswell, NASA, aliens, and conspiracy theories—and everyone has to say the first thing that comes to mind.

That lasts about five minutes.

Because when Josh is involved, “Roswell” does not simply get the answer weather balloon and move on.

Instead, the conversation spirals into UFO disclosure, the Phoenix Lights, government secrecy, NASA’s classified history, alleged crash-retrieval programs, alien “biologics,” and whether the little gray aliens we picture might actually be something closer to biological drones.

Normal Friday conversation.

Then Jessie says the words conspiracy theory, and things really go off the rails.

Josh takes everyone down a rabbit hole involving Watergate, the CIA, Cuba, the Kennedy assassination, nuclear weapons, UFO secrecy, Havana Syndrome, anti-gravity research, and why he believes some of these seemingly unrelated stories may actually overlap.

Jessie, meanwhile, has a much simpler explanation for at least one government mystery: Sometimes it is just really hard to get a new vendor approved.

In this episode:

• Area 51 and Roswell
• UFOs versus UAPs
• The Phoenix Lights
• The government’s “weather balloon” explanation
• NASA and classified space programs
• UFO disclosure versus UFO confirmation
• Alien biologics and the theory of biological drones
• The Phenomenon
• Government secrecy and conspiracy theories
• JFK, the CIA, Cuba, and Watergate
• Nuclear weapons and UFO history
• Havana Syndrome
• Anti-gravity and zero-point energy
• Why Josh absolutely needs his own conspiracy episode
• And one game of First Thoughts that completely loses the plot

Whether you have spent hours reading about Roswell, still have questions about the JFK assassination, or just enjoy watching Jessie and Kiki slowly realize they have accidentally started planning three more episodes with Josh, this conversation is for you.

Because we started with word association... And ended with the CIA.

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Yeah... us too.

Josh is back, and apparently none of us can be trusted with a rundown.

What was supposed to be our Disclosure Day episode quickly turns into Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey, Stranger Things, IMAX, movie theater anxiety, why elder millennials are probably traumatized beyond repair, and the time a giant rat walked across Josh’s foot during The Bourne Ultimatum.

So... normal stuff.

We also get unexpectedly deep about podcast burnout, creative work, careers, side hustles, and that weird point in adulthood when you realize maybe you don’t actually want to keep climbing the ladder forever. Maybe you just want to like the people you work with, make enough money to live your life, laugh during the day, and stop turning every hobby into another job... A revolutionary concept.

In this episode:

• Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey
• Stranger Things and the Invisible College
• IMAX, movie theaters, and anxiety
• Why elder millennials are the way we are
• Josh’s absolutely horrifying movie-theater rat story
• Podcast burnout and content creation
• Career ambition and redefining success
• Work-life balance... allegedly
• Serial hobbies and blind confidence
• A little bit of Disclosure Day
• A LOT of getting completely off topic

Whether you’re excited for The Odyssey, reconsidering your entire career, or have ever sat down with friends to discuss one thing and somehow ended up talking about rats, 9/11, Gordon Ramsay, and pegging... welcome. You’re among friends.

Because we really did plan an alien episode.

We just didn’t record it yet.

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Yeah... us too.

After spending the main episode spiraling over the Millennial Career Crisis, Jessie and Kiki are officially clocking out and getting back to the important issues: Are we dressing our age? Why don't adult shoes light up? And exactly how embarrassing is it to tell a complete stranger you have a podcast?

We start with the viral “dress your age” TikTok trend—which naturally turns into Jessie and Kiki deciding it would be much more entertaining to recreate the outfits they wore as children. Think hot pink leggings, tutus, Disney princess shirts and light-up sneakers... but on grown women.

Then we get into the brands we desperately need to sponsor the podcast, why Jessie's cat Penny has been placed on a diet she absolutely did not consent to, and the logistical nightmare of feeding one cat diet food while simultaneously trying to fatten up the other.

Kiki also recounts the deeply humbling experience of her father-in-law suddenly noticing the nose ring she's had for FIFTEEN YEARS, which somehow leads to the even more terrifying experience of trying to tell a waitress about the podcast. Spoiler: Kiki chickens out. Mom does not.

Plus, Jessie has selected the next Two Girls One Haircut karaoke song, Kiki apparently doesn't know enough Florida Georgia Line to make this easy, and we wrap things up with Hamnet, Jessie Buckley, and why Jessie spent approximately two hours emotionally devastated by a movie she would still enthusiastically recommend.

In this episode:

• The TikTok “dress your age” trend
• Why childhood fashion deserves an adult comeback
• Our dream podcast sponsors
• Penny's deeply unpopular diet
• Why Jax needs the “fat food”
• Parents noticing things approximately once every five years
• The humiliation of promoting your own podcast in public
• Our next Two Girls One Haircut karaoke disaster
• Hamnet, Jessie Buckley & a LOT of crying
• A little tease of the true-crime insanity coming next week
  

Whether you're still wearing leggings every chance you get, secretly want adult light-up shoes, have an animal who refuses diet food, or have ever wanted to crawl under a table after talking about yourself to a stranger—welcome. You're among friends.

Growing older may not make us less embarrassing. Apparently, it just gives us more material.

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Yeah... us too.

This week, Jessie and Kiki are diving into the Millennial Career Crisis—and quickly realizing it might actually just be the Great Millennial Everything Crisis.

We were told there was a formula: go to college, work hard, climb the corporate ladder, stay loyal to your employer, buy a house, build a career, and eventually you’d arrive at this magical place called “success.”

Except somewhere between 9/11, the Great Recession, crushing student loan debt, a global pandemic, skyrocketing housing costs, stagnant wages, burnout, and now AI threatening to completely reshape the job market... somebody apparently changed the formula.

Jessie and Kiki come at the conversation from two completely different sides: Jessie has spent her career climbing the traditional professional ladder, while Kiki has spent years running her own creative business. And somehow, they’ve both ended up asking versions of the exact same question:

Is this really what work is supposed to feel like?

In this episode:

• The Millennial Career Crisis and career burnout
• Why the career roadmap we were given stopped working
• Corporate careers vs. owning your own business
• Student loans, housing costs, and financial insecurity
• Why hard work and company loyalty don't guarantee success
• Work-life boundaries and actually taking your days off
• Going back to school in your 30s and 40s
• AI, automation, and the future of work
• Universal basic income
• Separating your identity from your job
• What “success” actually looks like as you get older
• And, somehow... robot gynecologists

Whether you’re burned out, underpaid, questioning your career, fantasizing about quitting your job, trying to turn your side hustle into something bigger, or simply wondering why adulthood looks absolutely nothing like what we were promised—this episode is for you.

Maybe the crisis isn’t that we failed at the plan. Maybe the plan stopped making sense.

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Yeah... us too.

This week’s Behind the Pod begins with Jessie and Kiki preparing for a completely chaotic August filled with beach trips, Chicago, Wrigley Field, dog-sitting, family obligations, and almost an entire month without recording together.

But before anyone leaves town, Jessie is facing a much more serious crisis: Does she want to dress like a carefree college student heading back to campus—or like a sophisticated woman carrying flowers through a farmers market in a Nancy Meyers movie?

Apparently, she would like to be both.

The sisters also unpack Gen Z’s newest movie obsession, fittingly titled Obsession, a deeply unsettling movie they watched immediately after Netflix’s A Toxic Love Story. What follows is a conversation about magical wishes, toxic relationships, one extremely disturbing cat shrine, people standing silently in dark corners, and a male lead so frustratingly helpless that Jessie and Kiki begin questioning the future of human reproduction.

Then they revisit their annual mistake of entering Target during back-to-school shopping season, investigate why toilet paper now costs approximately $35, and issue an important public-service announcement:

AUGUST IS NOT FALL!

It is still summer. It is still hot. The children may be back in school, but that does not mean anyone needs to start pretending it is sweater weather.

But, the real existential crisis begins when Jessie discovers a video on The Gram of younger people struggling to read cursive and tell time using an analog clock. As the owner of a stationery company that regularly uses handwritten script, Kiki is suddenly forced to reconsider her products, her TikTok graphics, and possibly her entire creative identity.

In this episode:

• The movie, Obsession
• The movie scene that made Kiki afraid of the dark
• Beach trips, Chicago, and Wrigley Field
• Back-to-campus fashion and midlife style crises
• Back-to-school shopping at Target
• Why August is still summer—not fall
• Gen Z and cursive handwriting
• Students using ChatGPT for school assignments
• The teacher who used hidden text to catch AI cheating

Whether you are avoiding Target until September, refusing to decorate for fall while it is still 90 degrees outside, or suddenly wondering whether anyone under 25 can read your handwriting, this conversation is for you.

Because the world may be changing… but August is still summer, cursive deserves to survive, and toilet paper should not require a payment plan.

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Yeah... us too.

This week, Jessie and Kiki are diving into Netflix’s A Toxic Love Story, the unbelievable case involving federal marshal Ian Diaz, his new wife, Angela Diaz, and his ex-fiancée, Michelle Hadley.

At first, the story appears straightforward.

Ian and Angela say they are being terrorized by a jealous ex who refuses to let go. The threatening emails escalate, strangers are allegedly contacted online, police are called repeatedly, and Michelle eventually finds herself accused of orchestrating a horrifying cyberstalking campaign.

But as the documentary unfolds, nearly everything about the story begins to change.

Who was actually sending the messages? How did Michelle spend 88 days in jail for crimes she did not commit? How much did Angela know? And what happens when the law-enforcement officer helping shape the investigation may also be the person investigators should be questioning?

Jessie and Kiki break down the fake pregnancies, forged evidence, false police reports, online impersonation, abuse of power, and layers of manipulation that make this one of Netflix’s most frustrating and twist-filled true-crime stories.

They also discuss how documentaries influence whom we believe, why women are so quickly dismissed as jealous or “crazy,” how controlling behavior can hide behind romance, and what this case reveals about credibility, police investigations, and the danger of hearing only one side of a story.

Before diving into the documentary, Professor Binkie tests Jessie and Kiki’s ability to recognize relationship warning signs with a round of Red Flag or Green Flag.

They debate whether a man who owns six pet snakes is an animal lover or someone you should immediately avoid, whether sending AAA when you have a flat tire counts as helping, and whether emergency snacks hidden throughout the house might be the greatest relationship green flag of all time.

In this episode:

• Cyberstalking, online impersonation, and threatening emails
• Michelle Hadley’s wrongful arrest and 88 days in jail
• Fake pregnancies, false police reports, and fabricated evidence
• Coercive control and manipulation in romantic relationships
• How law-enforcement authority can influence an investigation
• The warning signs investigators initially overlooked
• How true-crime documentaries shape our perception of victims and suspects
• Why women are so often dismissed as jealous, unstable, or “crazy”
• Pet snakes, overinvolved mothers, matching dog pajamas, Reddit accounts, and emergency snacks

Whether you have already watched A Toxic Love Story, love a true-crime case filled with shocking reversals, or simply want to hear Jessie and Kiki yell at the television every time another lie is revealed, this conversation is for you.

Because sometimes the person who looks guilty is innocent… and sometimes everyone involved is waving a red flag.

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This week, Jessie and Kiki are behind the pod talking about the emotional crash that apparently follows every recording session. No matter how much we prepare, we inevitably finish an episode convinced we have lost the magic, ruined the podcast, and should probably never speak into a microphone again.

Then Binkie plays it back, and unfortunately…it is usually fine.

We also celebrate an important podcast milestone: our first TikTok troll! A mysterious teenage boy called one of our videos “AI slop,” and instead of feeling offended, Kiki was thrilled. We are legitimate content creators now! She briefly considered fighting with a child on the internet but responsibly decided to save that for Season Two.

Meanwhile, we discovered that our own father has listened to every regular episode but refuses to listen to Behind the Pod because he does not understand why anyone would want to hear us talk about something we already talked about. Once again, our number-one troll lives within the family.

The conversation gets more vulnerable when Jessie shares the anxiety she felt after the GLP-1 episode was released. Talking openly during the recording was one thing. Knowing that friends, coworkers, and strangers could actually hear it was something else entirely. We talk about body shame, oversharing, and why publicly discussing something positive can still leave you feeling deeply exposed.

We also get honest about the strange experience of launching something creative and discovering that the people you expected to support you are not always the ones who show up. Sometimes it is an old friend, an unexpected listener, or a stranger on the internet who takes the time to listen, share, and tell you exactly what made them laugh.

Thankfully, Mom is doing enough repeat listening to compensate for everyone else.

Also in this episode:

• Why planning more somehow makes us podcast worse
• The agreement that Jessie and Kiki can see the questions—but cannot discuss them
• Jonathan being psychologically haunted by the word “throbbing”
• The unexpected number of people who do not know what “heroin chic” means
• Whether Mom is single-handedly skewing our podcast analytics
• Why one thoughtful text from a listener means more than people realize
• A preview of our upcoming millennial career crisis episode—which we recently learned is apparently not just called “being alive”

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This week, Jessie and Kiki are talking about Netflix’s Vladimir, starring Rachel Weisz and Leo Woodall—a literary, sexy, slightly unhinged slow burn about desire, ambition, marriage, and what happens when a middle-aged woman finally starts choosing herself.

At first, Rachel Weisz’s unnamed professor appears to be spiraling into a full-blown obsession with her hot younger colleague. She is fantasizing about him, following him around campus, questioning her marriage, and generally behaving like someone who may have completely lost the plot.

But what if she is actually writing it?

As the season unfolds, Vladimir becomes much more than a story about a thirsty professor having a midlife crisis. It becomes a story about female creativity, the double standard surrounding women’s desire, and the difference between losing control and finally taking ownership of your own life.

In this episode:

• Why Rachel Weisz’s character initially gave us secondhand embarrassment
• The hot professor, the open marriage, and a university run by offended students
• The literary Easter eggs Kiki noticed and Jessie completely missed
• That collected, Nancy Meyers-style house and the wardrobe we could not stop watching
• The slow-burn scene that was absolutely worth the seven-episode wait
• Why the final episode changes everything you thought you understood
• The ultimate feminist mic drop: choosing your own ambition over either man

Before we get there, we also discuss pets with extremely specific water preferences, cats demanding courtesy flushes, advice for our 22-year-old selves, childhood career dreams, and the movies that emotionally traumatized an entire generation.

This episode contains major spoilers for the full season of Vladimir.

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Apparently... we keep talking.

This week on Behind the Pod, Jessie, Kiki, and Professor Binkie go down a rabbit hole of Jaws trivia, movies that permanently changed how we see the world, and whether Final Destination is the reason millennials refuse to drive behind logging trucks.

The sisters also debate which modern actors should star in a Jaws remake, revisit Blackfish, Twisters, Arachnophobia, Psycho, and Free Willy, discover that orcas aren't quite what they thought they were, and somehow end up discussing hornworms that projectile vomit, sea camp, oysters, produce recalls, and why peer pressure has never worked on either of them.

Plus, they hand out Shark Week awards, decide which sister would get bitten first, who would stop for a selfie during a shark sighting, and who would absolutely chase a seagull down the beach after stealing their lunch.

If you came for shark facts but stayed for the completely unhinged tangents... welcome home.

In this episode:

• Jaws trivia with Professor Binkie
• The movies that changed how we see the world
• Recasting Jaws with today's actors
• Orcas, Blackfish & Free Willy
• Sea Camp memories
• Shark Week Awards
• Gardening disasters & projectile-vomiting hornworms
• The produce parasite outbreak
• Kiki's very passionate message for podcast listeners

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Yeah... us too.

This week, Jessie and Kiki are celebrating Shark Week by diving into Netflix’s Shark Whisperer, the legacy of Jaws, shark conservation, and why sharks may be the victims of one of the most successful smear campaigns in history.

After watching Ocean Ramsey swim alongside tiger sharks, great whites, and the unforgettable Roxy, the sisters ask an important question:

Are sharks really the terrifying villains we have been taught to fear... or have movies, headlines, and decades of bad publicity completely distorted the truth?

Along the way, Jessie shares stories from her years of scuba diving in Florida, including encounters with bull sharks, hammerheads, shipwrecks, and enormous schools of fish. The sisters also talk about growing up near the ocean, collecting shark teeth, swimming with stingrays, and why being underwater can feel so peaceful.

Of course, the conversation does not stay on sharks for long.

They also wander through escaped cobras, snakes in Florida toilets, alligator survival techniques, Taylor Swift wedding gossip, mosquito bites, whale sharks, shark-tracking apps, and why neither sister will ever willingly swim in a lake.

Plus, Professor Binkie puts them through a shark-themed round of Would You Rather, forcing them to choose between swimming with a great white or holding a tarantula, fighting one shark or 100 angry seagulls, and hearing the Jaws theme while swimming—or hearing absolutely nothing at all.

In this episode:

• Netflix’s Shark Whisperer
• Ocean Ramsey and shark conservation
• How Jaws changed the way we see sharks
• Scuba diving with sharks
• Shark myths and surprising statistics
• Shark-tracking technology
• Florida snakes and alligators
• Shark-themed Would You Rather

Whether you are a lifelong Shark Week fan, terrified of what might be swimming beneath you, or simply wondering whether 100 angry seagulls are worse than one shark, this conversation is for you.

Because maybe sharks are not the villains of the ocean...

Maybe they just need better publicity.

New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn't stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today's episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, behind-the-scenes moments, and all the things we couldn't fit into the podcast.

This week's Behind the Pod takes a sharp turn into one of the wildest celebrity stories of the last twenty-five years: Martha Stewart's insider trading case, her time in federal prison, and the comeback that somehow led to an iconic friendship with Snoop Dogg.

Jessie and Kiki unpack what actually happened during the investigation, why they think Martha became the face of corporate accountability while countless others escaped scrutiny, and whether her punishment ever truly fit the crime.

Along the way, they spiral into conversations about celebrity justice, loyalty, prison rehabilitation, lie detector tests, famous journals we'd love to read, Orange Is the New Black, the Menendez brothers, and why Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart might just be one of the greatest celebrity friendships of all time.

As always, there's plenty of laughing, a few wildly unpopular opinions, and at least one tangent that absolutely nobody saw coming.

In this episode:

• Martha Stewart's insider trading case explained
• Did Martha Stewart deserve prison?
• The FBI investigation and celebrity trials
• The friendship between Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg
• Life after prison and the ultimate celebrity comeback
• The documentaries everyone should watch
• Our hottest Martha Stewart takes
• Sister chaos, conspiracy theories, and rabbit holes

Whether you're a longtime Martha fan or just know her as Snoop Dogg's bestie, this Behind the Pod dives into the story behind one of pop culture's most fascinating reinventions.

Because sometimes the best comeback story starts with the most unexpected chapter.

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Yeah... us too.

This week, Jessie and Kiki dive into the world of Martha Stewart, Meghan Markle, Nancy Meyers movies, beautiful homes, cozy living, and why so many of us are constantly chasing the feeling that life could be just a little more beautiful.

After watching the Martha Stewart documentaries and spending way too much time discussing perfectly curated kitchens, linen napkins, fresh flowers, and signature home scents, the sisters ask an important question:

Are these women creating impossible standards... or are they giving us hope?

Along the way, they talk about growing up in a home where holidays were celebrated with intention, why thoughtfully designed spaces have such a powerful impact on mental health, and the constant battle between wanting a lived-in home and wanting one that somehow always looks magazine-ready.

They also introduce a phenomenon they lovingly call "The Design Creeps"—that moment when replacing one rug somehow turns into redecorating your entire house.

The conversation wanders through everything from DIY projects, gardening, hosting traditions, decorating for the seasons, and bread makers to why Martha Stewart and Meghan Markle receive so much criticism despite inspiring millions of people to slow down and appreciate everyday life.

If you've ever dreamed of living inside a Nancy Meyers movie, rearranged your furniture at midnight, bought throw pillows you definitely didn't need, or convinced yourself that one candle from Target might solve all your problems... welcome home.

In this episode:

• Martha Stewart documentaries
• Meghan Markle and everyday luxury
• Romanticizing everyday life
• Gardening, baking & homemaking
• Signature home scents and hosting traditions
• Interior design psychology
• The "Design Creeps" phenomenon
• Nancy Meyers aesthetic
• Seasonal decorating traditions
• Why creating a beautiful home can be an act of self-care

Whether you're a Martha Stewart superfan, secretly building Pinterest boards at 2 a.m., or just trying to make your everyday life feel a little more intentional, this conversation is for you.

Because maybe the goal isn't perfection… Maybe it's simply learning to fall in love with living.

New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn't stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today's episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, behind-the-scenes moments, and all the things we couldn't fit into the podcast.

But before any of that can happen, we have to settle the truly important questions: Is it GIF or JIF? Pecan (pee-can vs. puh-kahn)? Gala (gay-luh vs. gah-luh)? Vase (vayse vs. vahz)? And why does Georgia insist on pronouncing every town name in the most confusing way possible?

In this short Behind the Pod episode, Jessie and Kiki debate the pronunciation of ten words that have apparently been quietly dividing families, regions, and the English-speaking world for years. We also talk about going back to San Antonio, lazy-river childhood memories, listening to the third book in the ACOTAR series, A Court of Wings and Ruin, while cleaning the garage, and why some people may only listen to the Behind the Pod episodes—which is both confusing and a little concerning.

Come argue with us about grammar, regional accents, and whether the person who invented GIF gets to decide how it’s pronounced.

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This week, Jessie and Kiki are talking TikTok rabbit holes, sea turtle barnacle removal, horse-hoof cleaning, ghostly refrigerator behavior, and the deeply important question: if you were a ghost, what petty inconvenience would you cause people?

Then we get into the real summer chaos: bra shopping. After discovering that neither of us had been wearing the right bra size, we had to face the emotional, physical, and financial consequences of getting properly fitted. Turns out a bra that actually fits is both life-changing and, unfortunately, a little bit like breaking in a pair of Birkenstocks.

We also talk about shopping at American Eagle for the first time in our forties, navigating body dysmorphia while losing weight, realizing our clothes no longer fit, finding random cash in a parking lot, and deciding the universe clearly wanted us to buy more shorts.

Plus, we recap our Asheville trip, Summerween reading list, bookstore bathroom science, the terrifyingly drunk man we encountered in a hotel elevator, why we need women-only gas stations and hotel floors, and how Jessie is adjusting to a normal-person work schedule after starting her new job.

If you like sister catch-ups, chaotic conversations, nostalgic shopping trips, spooky summer books, and hearing two women process their lives in real time, this one is for you.

Follow, rate, and review Two Girls, One Haircut wherever you listen—and tell us online at @twogirlsonehaircut: what is the most random thing your TikTok algorithm has convinced you to become obsessed with?

In this week’s Behind the Pod, we go deeper into the Taylor Parker case, including the psychology behind manipulation, the truly wild world of fake sonograms, and why anyone would willingly name a baby Clancy Gaile. Then we shift into the case of Lucy Letby, the British neonatal nurse convicted of murdering seven babies and attempting to murder seven more. 

But here’s the thing: after watching the documentary, we have questions. A lot of questions. 

We talk through the circumstantial evidence used against Letby, the hospital failures that may have been ignored, the medical experts whose conclusions have been challenged, and why it feels deeply unsettling that someone could be convicted in a case with so many unanswered questions. Did the evidence prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt—or did the system need someone to blame? 

We also discuss the documentary’s very strange use of AI-generated avatars, why correlation is not causation, whether Taylor Parker or Lucy Letby left us more shocked, and why one of us apparently cannot pronounce “corroborate” to save her life. 

If you love true crime documentaries, messy legal cases, psychology rabbit holes, and sister conversations that somehow go from neonatal murder investigations to baby names and podcast homework, this episode is for you. 

In this Behind the Pod: 

• More thoughts on Netflix’s Maternal Instinct 

• The psychology behind Taylor Parker’s lies and manipulation 

• Fake pregnancy scams and fake sonograms 

• Netflix’s The Investigation of Lucy Letby 

• Why the Lucy Letby conviction has so many of us questioning the evidence 

• AI avatars in documentaries: creepy or useful? 

• Our most chaotic pronunciation moment yet 

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This week we're diving into one of the most disturbing Netflix documentaries we've watched yet: Maternal Instinct. The documentary follows the horrifying true story of Taylor Parker, a woman who spent months convincing everyone around her that she was pregnant before committing an unthinkable crime that shocked the country.

We unpack the unbelievable timeline, discuss the countless red flags that seemed to go unnoticed, and ask the question we couldn't stop coming back to: How did so many people believe her? Was it manipulation, denial, or simply people seeing what they wanted to see?

We also take a deep dive into the psychology behind compulsive lying, personality disorders, and why some people seem capable of deceiving everyone around them for months—or even years. Plus, we debate whether Taylor Parker's boyfriend, Wade Griffin, deserves more blame than he's received, discuss the failures that may have contributed to this tragedy, and share the moments in the documentary that genuinely left us sick to our stomachs.

Of course, because this is Two Girls, One Haircut, we also manage to wander into conversations about why Europeans refuse to use air conditioning, the biggest lies we've believed, whether BMI is complete nonsense, why Jessie accidentally suggested the worst podcast name imaginable, and how "Netflix and Chill" definitely doesn't mean what one of us thought it did.

If you love true crime documentaries, psychological deep dives, Netflix reviews, and honest conversations with plenty of sister banter (and a few laughs to break up the heavy stuff), this episode is for you.

In this episode:

• Our review of Netflix's Maternal Instinct
• The Taylor Parker case explained
• Fake pregnancy true crime
• The psychology of manipulation and compulsive lying
• The red flags everyone missed
• Our biggest takeaways and hot takes
• Plenty of sister chaos along the way

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In this week's Behind the Pod, we continue unpacking our wildly different reactions to the documentary and discover that Jessie's definition of a red flag and Kiki's definition of a red flag are apparently not the same thing. 

Along the way we discuss: 

• Why Jessie keeps finding herself sympathizing with people who make terrible decisions 

• Whether someone can be guilty and still deserve empathy 

• The Murdoch family murders and the surprising legal developments surrounding the case 

• Whether the death penalty should exist at all 

• Vigilante justice: satisfying in movies, terrible in real life? 

• What we'd actually want to happen if one of us was murdered 

• And why Reddit might be the first place people should look if we ever mysteriously disappear 

What starts as a conversation about one Netflix documentary quickly spirals into a debate about crime, punishment, morality, and whether Kiki would actually avenge Jessie’s death (the answer remains frustratingly unclear). 

If you enjoy true crime, hot takes, sister arguments, and listening to two people accidentally wander into a philosophy class they weren't prepared for, this episode is for you. 

New episodes every Wednesday, with bonus Behind the Pod episodes every Friday. Follow, rate, and review the show wherever you listen. 

Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Youtube @twogirlsonehaircut and let us know: Would you rather trust a jury, Reddit, or your sister to solve your murder? 

This week, Jessie and Kiki dive into Netflix's Should I Marry a Murderer, a true crime documentary that had us yelling at the TV, questioning other people’s judgment, and wondering just how many red flags one relationship can survive. 

The documentary follows Dr. Caroline Muirhead, a Scottish pathologist who falls hard for a charming farmer she meets online. But after a whirlwind romance, he reveals a horrifying secret involving a deadly hit-and-run, a buried body, and years of deception. What follows is a story filled with questionable decisions, police missteps, loyalty, fear, and enough bad choices to make us both lose our minds. 

In this episode, we discuss: 

• The biggest red flags Caroline ignored 

• Whether love can cloud your judgment that much 

• If the police failed to protect a key witness 

• Why Jessie and Kiki completely disagree on who deserves the most blame 

• Whether self-preservation is an explanation—or just an excuse 

• And the very important question: if your significant other buried a body, is that an automatic dealbreaker? 

Plus, we kick things off with a true crime-themed "This or That" featuring cults, witness protection, serial killer neighbors, unsolved mysteries, and all the chaos you'd expect from us. 

If you love Netflix documentaries, true crime deep dives, hot takes, and listening to two sisters argue over wildly inappropriate hypothetical situations, this episode is for you. 

New episodes every Wednesday and bonus Behind the Pod episodes every Friday. Follow, rate, and review the show wherever you listen. 

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We also tackle some of the biggest questions from our ACOTAR discussion:

• Is Tamlin toxic, or just catastrophically bad at communication?
• Does Rhysand get a pass for the things he did Under the Mountain?
• Which ACOTAR behaviors are hot in booksbut immediate red flags in real life?
• Are we Team Azriel or Team Cassian?
• Which court would we actually choose to live in?
• Who should play these characters if ACOTAR ever makes it to the screen?

Plus, we play a chaotic round of Red Flag or Hot Take, where we discover that many of the things we love in fantasy romance would have us calling our therapist, our best friend, and possibly law enforcement if they happened in real life. We also discuss our dream ACOTAR casting choices, debate whether unknown actors would be better than Hollywood stars and continue our ongoing mission to determine whether we're attracted to fictional men—or just fictional emotional intelligence. If you've ever defended a problematic book boyfriend, argued over Team Rhys versus Team Tamlin, or spent entirely too much time imagining life in Velaris, this episode is for you. New episodes every Wednesday. Bonus episodes every Friday.

Think Tamlin gets too much hate? Convinced Rhysand could get away with almost anything? Have strong opinions about Azriel, Cassian, mates, magic, or bat wings? We want to hear them.

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No, seriously.

After posting our very strong opinions about Tamlin on TikTok, we got a message from the man who voices him, Henry Kramer, asking a simple question: "What exactly was Tamlin supposed to do Under the Mountain?"

And just like that, our ACOTAR obsession reached a whole new level!!

In this episode, we break down everything that happens in ACOTAR Book 2, from Feyre's trauma and Tamlin's increasingly controlling behavior to Rhysand's House of Wind, the Court of Nightmares, Velaris, the Suriel's legendary tea-spilling abilities, and one of the most iconic reveals in the entire series.

But we're not just recapping the book—we're arguing with it.

We're discussing:

• Why we hate Tamlin but have a crush Henry Kramer
• How Jessie likes to set a mood prior to kicking off on a topic
• Why Chapter 54 deserves way more attention than Chapter 55
• Whether Feyre is a heroine... or occasionally the most frustrating person in Prythian
• Why Rhysand might be playing an entirely different game than everyone else
• The Court of Nightmares scene that had us kicking our feet and losing our minds
• Why we're suddenly questioning everything we thought we knew about Book 1
• The Suriel continuing to be the biggest gossip in fantasy literature
• And why you may have heard Jessie and Kiki screaming “save your mate” all the way from the comfort of your own home

Plus, hear how Producer Binkie handles himself while trying to pronounce all of the made up words from our ACOTAR-themed round of This or That, including flying versus winnowing, subtle magic versus raw power, Weaver's Cottage versus the Bone Carver, and the ultimate debate: Team Rhysand or Team Tamlin.

By the end of this episode, we've gone from casually reading fantasy books to fully relocating to the Night Court, decorating our imaginary House of Wind apartments, and accepting that Sarah J. Maas may have permanently altered our brain chemistry.

Whether you're a longtime member of BookTok, deep in your Sarah J. Maas era, or just wondering why two grown women are arguing about fictional faeries for over an hour, this episode is for you.

So, light your candles, grab your Tamlin's Tears tumbler, settle in, and join us for our complete ACOMAF meltdown. New episodes every Wednesday. Bonus episodes every Friday.

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This week on Behind the Pod, the sisters take a detour from vacation true crime and dive into Jessie’s impressive resume of vacation-themed jobs, including lifeguard, Disney Cast Member, Disney Store employee, and professional scooper of ice cream in South Florida. 

Along the way, you'll learn: 

• Why Disney allegedly refuses to let you die on property 

• The tragic alligator attack that changed Disney safety policies 

• Jessica's lifeguard stories (including the day a drowning happened) 

• Why Floridians fear lakes more than sharks 

• The infamous glass bathroom at the ice cream shop 

• Retail trauma, denim walls, and Plush Mountain 

• The Disney uniform malfunction that left Jessica unexpectedly "ventilated" while driving around the park 

The conversation somehow also includes Disney conspiracy theories, vacation planning, Gap folding techniques, shark conservation, weather forecasting for lifeguards, and why Kiki still believes Disney World might be the perfect vacation. 

If you've ever worked a weird summer job, survived retail, folded jeans for minimum wage, or dreamed of working at Disney, this one's for you. Because sometimes the real vacation horror story isn't getting murdered on vacation—it's realizing you've spent three hours reorganizing stuffed animals on Plush Mountain.  

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This week on Two Girls, One Haircut, Jessie and Kiki ask an important question: How do people ever go on vacation without assuming someone is going to die? While most people spend their trips sipping cocktails and collecting souvenirs, these sisters spend theirs watching documentaries about disappearances, kidnappings, suspicious husbands, and people who mysteriously vanish while on vacation. 

From the heartbreaking disappearance of Madeleine McCann to the ongoing mystery of Amy Bradley, the sisters dive into some of the most haunting travel-related true crime cases ever covered. Along the way, they discuss the Gabby Petito case, creepy hotel experiences, travel safety, rip currents, scuba diving mishaps, and why Kiki is convinced her husband will choke on a hot dog the second she leaves town. 

Also discussed: 

• The irrational fears that live rent-free in our heads 

• The most suspicious clue if we disappeared on vacation 

• Why we'd choose a shark before a strange man 

• AirTags, shared locations, and travel paranoia 

• Why Kiki checks hotel rooms like she's in a horror movie 

• The legend of "Half Moons" and the hot dog incident that changed everything 

If you've ever watched a true crime documentary in your hotel room, checked the closet before bed, or immediately assumed the husband did it, this episode is for you. 

Because nothing says "vacation mode" quite like sunscreen, ocean views, and an unsolved disappearance. New episodes every Wednesday. Bonus episodes every Friday. 

Think the husband did it? Have a vacation nightmare story? Convinced you're secretly Madeleine McCann? We want to hear from you. Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, and Youtube at @TwoGirlsOneHaircut, visit https://www.twogirlsonehaircut.com/ and join the conversation. Don't forget to follow, rate, and review the podcast—it helps us grow and gives us something to brag about at family gatherings.  

In this week's Behind the Pod, Jessie and Kiki continue unpacking their beach vacation experience, including the strange encounters, random observations, and absolutely

unnecessary rabbit holes that somehow became the highlight of the trip.

From revisiting Josh's alien episodes and talking about EVP (electronic voice phenomenon) recordings to debating the relationship status of a mysterious vacation

couple they couldn't stop analyzing, this episode is packed with the kind of conversations that happen when two sisters spend too much time together and not enough time filtering their thoughts.

The sisters also discuss:

• Re-listening to the podcast during the drive home
• Theories about paranormal communication and ghost stories
• The unexpected visitors who showed up at the beach house
• Running into the same people over and over again on vacation
• When your in-laws friends pop over for a meet and greet
• Why people-watching may be the ultimate vacation activity
• What it means to embrace your "16-year-old self" as an adult

Along the way, they dive into everything from Oprah potentially buying movie rights to a Georgia author's work, to whether vacation strangers are secretly living out their own

White Lotus storyline.

If you've ever spent an entire vacation creating elaborate backstories for random people you saw exactly three times, congratulations—you are our people.

This episode is equal parts travel stories, sister banter, conspiracy theories, vacation observations, and complete nonsense.

Whether you're here for the weird stories, the vacation gossip, or the ongoing saga of Jessie and Kiki overanalyzing absolutely everything, we've got you covered.

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After taking a short holiday, Jessie and Kiki are back with a full recap of their birthday beach vacation—and let's just say things didn't exactly go as planned. The weather was

colder than expected, the island was practically deserted, and somehow everyone came home needing another vacation.

The sisters dive into everything from vacation personality differences and travel habits to the eternal debate over carry-on luggage, vacation photos, beach houses versus hotels, and whether crowded beaches are actually worth perfect weather.

Along the way, they share stories about:

• A potentially haunted beach house elevator
• The mysterious disappearance of the island's beloved ice cream shop stairs
• The world's most important donut run
• Vacation food obsessions
• Weird things found on the beach
• Why beach fishing secretly drives Jessie insane
• The difference between planning a vacation and simply showing up for one
• And the ongoing family tradition of turning every trip into complete chaos

The conversation also takes a surprisingly honest turn as Jessie and Kiki discuss their GLP-1 weight loss journeys, recent milestones, body image struggles, and the very real

side effects that nobody seems to talk about enough. From nausea and exhaustion to celebrating major weight loss victories, the sisters get candid about what the process

has actually been like behind the scenes.

As always, expect plenty of sisterly roasting, questionable life advice, random tangents, and enough laughter to make you feel like you're sitting on the couch with them. So, grab your favorite beach drink, put on your oversized vacation sweatshirt, and join us for a hilarious recap of two weeks spent making memories, avoiding responsibility, and arguing about whether a mountain cabin might actually be better than the beach.

If you've ever come home from vacation more tired than when you left, this episode is for you. New episodes every Wednesday. Bonus Behind the Pod episodes every Friday.

Expect:

-90’s nostalgiaSummer vacation chaos

-Public health tangents

-Cruise ship fears

-Outbreak movie references

-Sibling arguments about bucket hats

-Extremely questionable life advice

New episodes every Wednesday + bonus Behind the Pod episodes every Friday.

up in the 90’s magical: mall culture, Blockbuster nights, Bath & Body Works cucumber melon, disposable cameras, summer playlists, friendship bracelets, glossy magazines, and the freedom of disappearing outside until the streetlights came on.

We also talk:

• Iconic 90’s movies and TV shows
• Clueless, Jaws, and Britney Spears
• Summerween reading recommendations
• ACOTAR obsession updates
• Our favorite 90’s stores like Limited Too and Claire’s
• Summer bucket lists and nostalgic summer traditions
• And the heartbreaking truth that we may now be too old for Slip N Slides

PLUS: we created FREE downloadable 90’s Girl Summer bingo cards, movie checklists, playlists, and Summerween trackers so you can join us for the ultimate nostalgic summer.

So, grab your Birkenstocks, cue the 90’s playlist, and come romanticize summer with us like it’s 1998.

We also get into the absolutely horrifying reality of the trash problem on Everest, climbers hauling espresso machines up the mountain, “making sauce” at base camp (yes… unfortunately), and the chaotic socialite drama surrounding Sandy Pittman. Plus: Kiki questions every life choice that leads someone to Everest, Jessie explains decomposition science like the public health nerd she is, and we both decide Texans might actually be built different. 

Also in this episode: 

• Green Boots & the bodies left on Everest 

• Space vs Everest survival debates 

• Why Everest is basically a frozen landfill 

• Espresso on the mountain?? 

• The craziest stories we DIDN’T fit into the main episode 

• Why this entire conversation made us physically cold 

Basically, this bonus episode proves that the deeper you go into Everest lore, the more you realize absolutely none of us should be climbing mountains. 

We also dive into the differences between the Everest movie and Jon Krakauer’s book, the physical toll of climbing at extreme altitude, why the “death zone” is exactly as terrifying as it sounds, and the truly insane reality of climbing Everest in the first place. Plus: Jessie explains why she could never climb Everest after literally falling into a bomb crater in France, Kiki spirals about frozen body parts, and somehow, we end up discussing toe rings, diarrhea at base camp, and whether avalanche survival swimming is real. 

Also included in this episode: 

• Everest-themed “This or That” chaos 

• “Mountain or Metal Band” game 

• Frostbite vs snow blindness debates 

• Stories from Into Thin Air that emotionally wrecked us 

• Why hypothermia basically turns your brain into soup 

Basically, if you’ve ever looked at Mount Everest and thought, “absolutely not,” this episode is for you. 

-Birthday awards & sibling call-outs

-The dream Vegas birthday redo

-Cake vs ice cream cake debates

-The most high-maintenance birthday behavior imaginable

-Why Jessie wants to stand backwards in elevators

-French-speaking chaos & making strangers uncomfortable

-Birthday gifts, luxury bags & emotional support shopping

-And the realization that maybe neither of them is actually low maintenance.

If you love chaotic sister banter, pop culture tangents, millennial nostalgia, birthday monthdelusion, and two women fully embracing their gremlin era...this episode is for

you.

The sisters dive into: 

• Why “birthday month” is absolutely a real thing 

• The pressure of adult birthdays (and why Kiki wants to disappear into the woods) 

• Vegas vs. Disney birthday trips 

• The trauma of accidentally planning your own surprise party 

• Whether aging actually gets better 

• What Taylor Swift era they’re stepping into this year 

• Why millennials still don’t feel like real adults 

• Tattoos, beach trips, naps, boundaries & healing your inner teenager 

It’s funny, weirdly emotional, painfully relatable, and full of the kind of sibling banter that happens when two sisters realize they’re in their 40s… but mentally still somewhere around 32. 

So grab a tequila shot, embrace your chaos era, and celebrate birthday month with us.  

New episodes every Wednesday + bonus Behind the Pod episodes every Friday. 

In this week’s episode, we’re covering everything we didn’t plan to talk about, including: 

• The absolutely cursed, possibly haunted Annabelle doll that Kiki found in the garage  

• Getting called out for having “Karen haircuts” and having an identity crisis about it 

• The TikTok clip that accidentally started a war with every insecure man on the internet 

• And our very humble rise to podcast fame (we’ve officially hit… dozens of listeners) 

We also get into: 

• Why Behind the Pod is actually the best part of the show (even if our dad disagrees) 

• The reality of starting a podcast (aka: we are figuring it out in real time) 

• And why we may or may not force our family to listen against their will 

If you like unfiltered conversations, sister chaos, behind-the-scenes podcast moments, and absolutely no structure, this episode is for you. 

Basically: haunted dolls, hurt feelings, and us thriving anyway. 

In this episode we break down:

• Why Tamlin might be the worst
• The real enemies-to-lovers tension (and who it should’ve been)
• That painfully slow burn (where was the spice?!)
• The iconic "under the mountain” chaos
• The riddle that apparently everyone else figured out—except Jessie
• And the moment that has us side-eyeing EVERYTHING going into Book 2

Plus, we spiral (naturally) into:

• Competitive family game trauma
• Google searches we should probably keep private
• And why one of us would absolutely end up in jail

If you love fantasy books, ACOTAR recaps, booktok chaos, smut debates, and unfiltered sister banter, this episode is for you.

Next up: Book 2...and we’ve been told everything changes...P.S. In a shocking turn of events, Kiki has bullied—sorry, convinced—Jessie into reading the entire series (yes, really) ahead of the new book dropping this fall...so if you’ve been thinking about re-reading or jumping in, now’s your moment. Join us in the chaos.

We also tackle the truly important questions, including:

• If aliens land tomorrow, who should represent humanity?
• Why Oprah might be our best option.
• Are aliens low-key obsessed with us?
• If humanity joined a hive mind… would it actually be better?
• Are we descendants of something way older and weirder than we realize?

Somewhere along the way we discuss Spielberg, Independence Day, kids telling the truth, cult-level optimism, and why Josh might need his own podcast immediately.

If you love funny banter, weird theories, existential rabbit holes, pop culture tangents, and chaotic conversations that somehow become meaningful, this bonus episode is for you.

Basically: one man, two girls, and absolutely no brakes.

We also spiral into:

• Are aliens future humans coming back to check on us?
• Why does the government care so much about secrecy?
• Can people remote view and tap into psychic abilities?
• Is reality way weirder than we think it is?
• If aliens offered you a ride… are you going?

Somewhere along the way we discuss consciousness, near-death experiences, underwater UFOs, why dogs know when you’re coming home, and the shows/books Josh recommends watching/reading if you are interested in diving deeper into this topic. Josh also shares why all of this actually gives him hope for the future — which honestly feels rare and refreshing these days.

If you love UFO theories, conspiracy chats, paranormal rabbit holes, funny podcasts, sibling chaos, and conversations that start with aliens and end with the meaning of life, this episode is for you.

And if aliens do land soon… just know Two Girls One Haircut called it first.

episode… but this week’s bonus drop is a little different. Think: no aliens, no conspiracy theories, no probes… just the usual nonsense.

Don’t worry though — we’ll return to our regularly scheduled weirdness next week.

This week we tackle the truly important issues, including:

• Do you shut the bathroom door when you pee at home?
• Jessie being a cheap ass… respectfully.
• Why being called bougie is actually a compliment to us.
• The best line to use when you need to exit any situation that is not meeting expectations.

If you love funny sister banter, chaotic conversations, relatable millennial struggles, petty opinions, and absolutely zero structure, this mini episode is for you.

Basically: two bougie bitches trying their best.

(Part 1)

We have our first guest ever… and of course we used the opportunity to ask the biggest question of our generation: are aliens real?

Welcome to Two Girls, One UFO (Part 1) where Jessie, Kiki, and our friend Josh (self-appointed armchair expert on all things extraterrestrial) go completely off the rails talking Roswell, UFO crashes, alien abductions, memory wipes, time travel, government secrets, and why Josh may have converted us by the end of the episode.

We also tackle the truly important questions:

• Would you rather be probed or have your memory wiped?
• Alien invasion or zombie apocalypse?
• Team Mulder or Team Scully?
• If aliens are watching us… are they entertained or concerned?
• Was Roswell really a weather balloon… or the coverup of the century?

Somewhere between serious theories and absolute nonsense, we spiral into Obama comments, government disclosure, underwater aliens, future humans, and somehow…

Donald Trump unofficially endorsing the podcast as having “the best pod.” (allegedly)

If you love UFO theories, conspiracy chats, paranormal stories, pop culture tangents, funny podcasts, and chaotic sibling energy, this episode is for you.

Part 2 drops next week because this conversation got WAY too good to fit in one episode.

Trust no one… except maybe us.

#aliens #scifi #space #ufo #space

In this episode, we get into:

• The JFK Jr. & Carolyn Bessette Kennedy love story (and accidental spoilers)
• Mormon wives, TikTok drama, and reality TV chaos
• Why we love a good hate-watch moment
• And the takes that might get us in trouble

We also touch on being late to trends, internet rabbit holes, and the random little things that add some whimsy to life.

Welcome to Two Girls, One Haircut Behind the Pod — where the mics are still on and the conversations go off the rails fast.

#kennedy #mormonwives #tiktokdrama #tiktok #CarolynBessetteKennedy

This episode starts with a few innocent questions and quickly spirals into social anxiety, unpopular opinions, and a full breakdown of why being an adult is actually the hardest

thing ever.

We’re talking about:

• The cringey rap video that almost ended the podcast
• Why making friends as an adult feels impossible
• The 90s-themed party that sent us into a full anxiety spiral
• Social norms that make absolutely zero sense (yes, we said what we said)
• And the personality traits we probably need to unpack in therapy

Somewhere along the way, we also discuss hating compliments, avoiding attention at all costs, and why one of us may never attend a birthday dinner again.

If you’ve ever overthought a social interaction, regretted leaving your house, or questioned literally everything about how society functions… this one’s for you.

Welcome back to Two Girls, One Haircut — where the conversations are chaotic, the opinions are questionable, and nothing is off-limits.

#makingfriends #adulting #90sthemeparty #partyanxiety #geriatricmillennial

After recording our Artemis II episode, we realized we had WAY too many unhinged thoughts to keep it together—so here we are. This is the off-the-rails version where we ask the real questions like:

·       Would we survive space? (short answer: absolutely not)

·       Who’s on our celebrity astronaut crew?

·       What songs are we waking astronauts up to??

·       And most importantly… what snacks belong in mission control??

We get into everything we didn’t say in the main episode—including whether it counts as cheating if you’re on a different planet, and what our “desert island picks” would be for slingshotting around the moon.

We also spiral (naturally) into astrology, pink moons, and whether or not Mercury being in retrograde should delay space launches.

This episode is less “science” and more: what would happen if two girls were accidentally sent to space and immediately made it everyone else’s problem.

#artemisii #space #nasa #moon #spaceexploration #artemismission

In this episode, we break down everything you should know about Artemis II (and a lot you probably don’t need to know), including the 10-day mission, the Orion spacecraft, and what it actually means to “slingshot around the moon.” But let’s be real… we’re also asking the important questions like:

• How do astronauts go to the bathroom in space?
• What happens when the toilet breaks mid-flight?
• And why are we sending spiders to space before fully understanding human hair care?!

We also dive into:

• The historic Artemis II crew (first woman + first person of color beyond low Earth orbit)
• What space smells like (??? terrifying)
• The reality of living in a flying minivan for 10 days
• Wild space experiments (hello, spider webs in zero gravity ?!)
• And a few conspiracy theories that may or may not send you spiraling

This episode is your chaotic, slightly unqualified, but highly entertaining guide to NASA’s Artemis II mission—and why space is both fascinating and absolutely not for us.

- If you love space, pop culture, or just two girls trying to process science in real time…

this one’s for you.

as smooth as it looks. From accidentally sending the podcast to the wrong people to realizing your first troll

might actually be your own dad, this episode is equal parts hilarious and painfully relatable.

We’re talking about:

• What happens when you launch a podcast before it’s fully live
• Teaching your parents how to find your show (chaos included)
• Getting your first reviews, feedback… and unexpected criticism
• The awkward reality of promoting your own podcast
• Why starting something new feels exciting AND cringe at the same time

We also get into the behind-the-scenes of:

• How we’re structuring episodes (weekly drops + Behind the Pod)
• Pre-recording content and building a backlog
• Early audience reactions and what people really say

If you’ve ever:

• Started a podcast (or thought about it)
• Felt embarrassed promoting your own work
• Been roasted by your family for trying something new
• Or just love messy, real-life behind-the-scenes moments…

This episode is for you.

#startingapodcast #genz #cringeworthy #unexpectedcriticism

to full-on debates about aliens, traditional gender roles, and what Gen-Z really thinks about relationships.

What starts with neighborhood drama (including a woman sunbathing with an iguana…

yes, really) quickly spirals into bigger conversations:

• Do we actually believe in aliens?
• Are “trad wives” making a comeback?
• Why are Gen-Z views on marriage and gender roles so polarizing?
• And why does promoting your own podcast feel so cringe?

We also get into:

• The viral study claiming Gen Z men think wives should obey their husbands
• Whether data and research can be trusted (Jessie goes full public health mode)
• Book tropes, nerdy sister habits, and librarian-level organization systems

The most embarrassing things about having a podcast. As always, it’s a mix of real talk, sarcasm, and completely unfiltered sister energy.

If you’ve ever:

• Gone down an internet rabbit hole
• Debated aliens vs. reality
• Questioned modern relationships
• Or felt personally attacked by your sibling…

This episode is for you.

#tradwife #genz #genzhottakes #podcast

After opening up about their experiences with GLP-1 medications, weight loss, and body image, they dive deeper into the realities behind it all: the stigma, the judgment, and the weird in-between of wanting to be transparent… but not that transparent.

From navigating honesty around weight and health to the mental load of self-image, this episode is equal parts vulnerable, funny, and unfiltered. They also get into the things they didn’t have time to cover in the main episode—like workout myths, internet rabbit holes, and why talking about your weight still feels so complicated.

If you’ve ever felt like you’re in a no-win situation when it comes to your body, this conversation will hit home.

What starts as a conversation about America’s Next Top model quickly turns into an honest, unfiltered discussion about weight struggles, diet culture, body image, and the reality of using GLP-1 medications for weight loss.

In this episode we discuss:

• Our personal weight loss journeys and why we started GLP-1s
• The difference between Zepbound, Ozempic, Wegovy, and other GLP-1 drugs
• Real side effects (fatigue, nausea, anxiety, “food noise,” and more)
• The stigma around weight loss medications—and why it needs to change
• What no one tells you before starting GLP-1s
• The emotional side of losing weight (and why it’s more complicated than you think)

From lifelong dieting to finally feeling like their bodies are working with them instead of against them, this episode dives into the science, stigma, and real-life experience of

GLP-1 weight loss.

If you’ve ever wondered:

• “Do GLP-1s actually work?”
• “What are the side effects of Ozempic or Zepbound?”
• “Is it cheating to use weight loss medication?”
• “What is food noise?”

…this episode is for you.

And as always, expect chaotic sister energy, lots of laughs, hard truths, and a few tangents along the way.

New episodes dropping every Wednesday.

New “Behind the Pod” minisodes dropping every Friday.

They recap their trip to Savannah, talk about getting mistaken for twins approximately 100 times, debate whether Savannah is better than New Orleans, and share a few more random sister tangents that didn’t make the main episode.

Then Kiki shares the story she’s been saving “for the pod”—a routine dog vet visit that turns into a full-blown ordeal involving a terrified dog, a muzzle, sedation, and one unforgettable exit from the exam room.

The conversation spirals (as usual) into underrated things, celebrity gossip, existential “Roman Empire” thoughts, and why giving people grace might be one of the most underrated skills we have.

If you like chaotic storytelling, sister banter, and unfiltered conversations, this episode is for you.

What starts as a simple round of “This or That” turns into a full-blown debate about cheesecake (and what counts as a crime), Disney obsessions, dating for free food, and why—like Joey from Friends—Jessie absolutely does not share her plate.

If you love funny podcasts, sibling banter, pop culture takes, and unfiltered conversations, this one’s for you.

We also spiral into childhood stories, weirdly shared dreams, and a surprisingly heated discussion about whether putting cash in sympathy cards is normal… or deeply uncomfortable.

Basically: if you’ve ever fought over the last bite of dessert or argued with your sibling about something completely unhinged, welcome home.

🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday

We’re talking Bridgerton season 4—our hot takes, favorite characters, relationship drama, and everything we’re loving (and questioning) about the series—plus chaotic childhood stories, Target delivery fails, pets, books, and whatever else lives rent-free in our brains.

Looking for a Bridgerton podcast, recap, or fan discussion? This is your sign.

Basically: if you’ve ever listened to sisters arguing in the kitchen and thought this should be a podcast… you’re in the right place.