<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:psc="http://podlove.org/simple-chapters" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Softwired]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Calvin and Parker team up to talk about video games that their friends love! Stay soft, stay wired!</p>]]></description><link>https://riverside.com</link><generator>Riverside.fm (https://riverside.com)</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2026 22:24:58 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://api.riverside.com/hosting/ImFTYRf4.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><author><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></author><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 00:45:55 GMT</pubDate><copyright><![CDATA[2026 Parker Webber]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><ttl>60</ttl><category><![CDATA[Video Games]]></category><itunes:author>Parker Webber</itunes:author><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Calvin and Parker team up to talk about video games that their friends love! Stay soft, stay wired!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Parker Webber</itunes:name><itunes:email>jeparkerwebber@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:category text="Leisure"><itunes:category text="Video Games"/></itunes:category><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 31: Thank Goodness Kyle's here!]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Calvin and Parker are joined by humorist Kyle to dive into <b>Thank Goodness You're Here!</b> What goes on in the uncharted northern English villages of Barnsworth? Silliness, nonsense, and... more silliness! Tune in to the second episode of <b>Kyle-Off 2026</b> to find out.</p><p><b>YEAH BABY, YEAH!</b></p><p><i>This episode has nothing to do with Austin Powers.</i></p><p>Want to talk about your favorite game, roast a terrible one, or suggest literally anything else? Email us at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank"><b>softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</b></a> to be featured on a future episode.</p><p>#GamingPodcast #ThankGoodnessYoureHere #Nintendo #IndieGames #KyleOff2026 #Gaming</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2bb3bb51-1f1a-46a2-8ba3-b19c150c2dcf</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2026 16:49:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/85d2740ae4b8b4d6ae27f19fccd02425cbd61c345cf8ec9e157fe0fe592afbb8/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIyYmIzYmI1MS0xZjFhLTQ2YTItOGJhMy1iMTljMTUwYzJkY2YiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE4NzczMmIyYjBhODhlNDA1NzUzMTdhL3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTgtMjBfXzIzLTM1LTM5Lm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="65190810" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/2bb3bb51-1f1a-46a2-8ba3-b19c150c2dcf/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Calvin and Parker are joined by humorist Kyle to dive into &lt;b&gt;Thank Goodness You&apos;re Here!&lt;/b&gt; What goes on in the uncharted northern English villages of Barnsworth? Silliness, nonsense, and... more silliness! Tune in to the second episode of &lt;b&gt;Kyle-Off 2026&lt;/b&gt; to find out.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;YEAH BABY, YEAH!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;This episode has nothing to do with Austin Powers.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Want to talk about your favorite game, roast a terrible one, or suggest literally anything else? Email us at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; to be featured on a future episode.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#GamingPodcast #ThankGoodnessYoureHere #Nintendo #IndieGames #KyleOff2026 #Gaming&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:33:57</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 31: Thank Goodness Kyle&apos;s here!</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 30: Majora's Mask: Mathis Unmasked]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Calvin and Parker are joined by the musically gifted Kyle to dive into <b>The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask</b>! We're talking moons, goons, Zora tunes, and everything that makes Termina one of gaming's strangest and most beloved worlds. It's the first installment of our <b>Kyle-Off 2026</b> series, and things get weird in all the right ways.</p><p>Want to talk about your favorite game, roast a terrible one, or suggest literally anything else? Email us at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank"><b>softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</b></a> to be featured on a future episode.</p><p>#GamingPodcast #MajorasMask #Zelda #Nintendo #Zora #Masks #Slipknot</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">6040378c-0832-49ab-b548-998fbf7e2d11</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2026 10:30:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/654b27827fb8e6e3988c546c99aa32919a6f7865400d377bb3939a4bbdb9a6d8/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI2MDQwMzc4Yy0wODMyLTQ5YWItYjU0OC05OThmYmY3ZTJkMTEiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE3NDhkNmNhNGZhOTUxNzQ0MzU1NWUyL3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTgtNl9fMTUtMzQtMzYubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="76063600" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/6040378c-0832-49ab-b548-998fbf7e2d11/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Calvin and Parker are joined by the musically gifted Kyle to dive into &lt;b&gt;The Legend of Zelda: Majora&apos;s Mask&lt;/b&gt;! We&apos;re talking moons, goons, Zora tunes, and everything that makes Termina one of gaming&apos;s strangest and most beloved worlds. It&apos;s the first installment of our &lt;b&gt;Kyle-Off 2026&lt;/b&gt; series, and things get weird in all the right ways.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Want to talk about your favorite game, roast a terrible one, or suggest literally anything else? Email us at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; to be featured on a future episode.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#GamingPodcast #MajorasMask #Zelda #Nintendo #Zora #Masks #Slipknot&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:39:37</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:title>Episode 30: Majora&apos;s Mask: Mathis Unmasked</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 29: Pokemon Emerald: The Hardest Birthstone]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Calvin and Parker are joined by Pokémon Master Johnny to catch 'em all as they dive into <b>Pokémon Emerald</b>! From the best Pokémon to the hottest takes (and maybe the hottest Pokémon), no Trainer or system abbreviation is left unchallenged. Grab your Pokédex and get ready for an episode full of nostalgia, debates, and treehouses.</p><p></p><p>Want to talk about your favorite game, roast a terrible one, or suggest literally anything else? Email us at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank"><b>softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</b></a> to be featured on a future episode.</p><p>#GamingPodcast #Pokemon #PokemonEmerald #Hoenn #Nintendo #Snorlax #MrMime</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">471daee9-ffd5-4f71-86b3-7f6fb206dfb3</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2026 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/6e18957b2517eefd6e2347913f13786deeb92a0018acc8f54f8e3b90e2733705/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI0NzFkYWVlOS1mZmQ1LTRmNzEtODZiMy03ZjZmYjIwNmRmYjMiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmE2MjE2ZDRjMDE3YTcyYzUzNTZlMTQ4L3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTctMjNfXzE1LTI3LTQ4Lm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="69782510" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/471daee9-ffd5-4f71-86b3-7f6fb206dfb3/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Calvin and Parker are joined by Pokémon Master Johnny to catch &apos;em all as they dive into &lt;b&gt;Pokémon Emerald&lt;/b&gt;! From the best Pokémon to the hottest takes (and maybe the hottest Pokémon), no Trainer or system abbreviation is left unchallenged. Grab your Pokédex and get ready for an episode full of nostalgia, debates, and treehouses.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Want to talk about your favorite game, roast a terrible one, or suggest literally anything else? Email us at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; to be featured on a future episode.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#GamingPodcast #Pokemon #PokemonEmerald #Hoenn #Nintendo #Snorlax #MrMime&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:36:21</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:title>Episode 29: Pokemon Emerald: The Hardest Birthstone</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 28: Wii Sports: Sweating to Wii]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Calvin and Parker are joined by the ever-athletic Ryan to relive the glory days of <b>Wii Sports</b> and dive into the beautiful game with the <b>World Cup</b>. Grab your Wiimote and swing for the fences as we debate Mii emotional intelligence, the cultural impact of Wii Sports, and, of course... sports, sports, and more sports.</p><p></p><p>Want to talk about your favorite game, roast a terrible one, or suggest literally anything else? Email us at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank"><b>softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</b></a> to be featured on a future episode.</p><p>#GamingPodcast #WiiSports #Nintendo #WorldCup #Gaming #SportsGames</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a2550ea7-25c3-4e3a-815a-326fa27138f2</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2026 12:57:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/efea9e63db4988ff0be558ac9f3cc6cc24770ccf09bd44bafef8f73b99175f0b/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJhMjU1MGVhNy0yNWMzLTRlM2EtODE1YS0zMjZmYTI3MTM4ZjIiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmEzZTczYmUzM2M4ODBjY2MzYmE3ZTIyL3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTYtMjZfXzE0LTQyLTM4Lm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="66530787" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/a2550ea7-25c3-4e3a-815a-326fa27138f2/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Calvin and Parker are joined by the ever-athletic Ryan to relive the glory days of &lt;b&gt;Wii Sports&lt;/b&gt; and dive into the beautiful game with the &lt;b&gt;World Cup&lt;/b&gt;. Grab your Wiimote and swing for the fences as we debate Mii emotional intelligence, the cultural impact of Wii Sports, and, of course... sports, sports, and more sports.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Want to talk about your favorite game, roast a terrible one, or suggest literally anything else? Email us at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; to be featured on a future episode.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#GamingPodcast #WiiSports #Nintendo #WorldCup #Gaming #SportsGames&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:34:39</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 28: Wii Sports: Sweating to Wii</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 26: Battlefront (But Actually Just Star Wars w/ Mikey)]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Calvin and Parker are joined by Jedi Mike to discuss the past, present, and future of Star Wars: Battlefront. Strap in for debates about the best Star Wars heroes, questionable Jedi ethics, healthcare in the galaxy far, far away, and some stuff in between.</p><p></p><p>Want to talk about your favorite game, roast a terrible one, or suggest literally anything else? Email us at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">⁠</a><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</a><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">⁠</a> to be featured on a future episode.</p><p>#GamingPodcast #StarWarsBattlefront #StarWars #Battlefront2 #Gaming</p><p></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7fd7dcfa-1349-4058-85cf-3d2e32d9d8cc</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 16:15:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/cc89134b1e833dcb67edae0d334136740ced23c2441578e091b4a443f0a12c34/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI3ZmQ3ZGNmYS0xMzQ5LTQwNTgtODVjZi0zZDJlMzJkOWQ4Y2MiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmExOGNjODAyMjliMjIxNjIzNTVkYmE0L3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTUtMjlfXzEtMTUtMTIubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="71138369" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/7fd7dcfa-1349-4058-85cf-3d2e32d9d8cc/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Calvin and Parker are joined by Jedi Mike to discuss the past, present, and future of Star Wars: Battlefront. Strap in for debates about the best Star Wars heroes, questionable Jedi ethics, healthcare in the galaxy far, far away, and some stuff in between.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Want to talk about your favorite game, roast a terrible one, or suggest literally anything else? Email us at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;⁠&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;⁠&lt;/a&gt; to be featured on a future episode.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#GamingPodcast #StarWarsBattlefront #StarWars #Battlefront2 #Gaming&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:37:03</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 26: Battlefront (But Actually Just Star Wars w/ Mikey)</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 25: Hades: Boony Tunes]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Calvin and Parker are joined by Underworld ferryman Josh to dive into Hades, the roguelike where dying is just part of the job. Prepare for an endless run packed with boons, croissants, and somehow… EDDIE MURPHY.</p><p></p><p>Want to talk about your favorite game, roast a terrible one, or tell us our intro jingle needs to be sent to Tartarus? Email us at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">⁠</a><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</a><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">⁠</a> to be featured on a future episode.</p><p>#GamingPodcast #Hades #Roguelike #IndieGames #EddieMurphy</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">536b6076-e713-4dcd-a119-f216760fada0</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 16:14:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/911993794d6b49127c9101353a35568c7ba02c7f085454fbec81d8afe2772d18/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI1MzZiNjA3Ni1lNzEzLTRkY2QtYTExOS1mMjE2NzYwZmFkYTAiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmEwNjc4MTY1YmRhY2QyOWQ4YmE1ZTZkL3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTUtMTVfXzMtMzQtMTQubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="97530820" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/536b6076-e713-4dcd-a119-f216760fada0/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Calvin and Parker are joined by Underworld ferryman Josh to dive into Hades, the roguelike where dying is just part of the job. Prepare for an endless run packed with boons, croissants, and somehow… EDDIE MURPHY.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Want to talk about your favorite game, roast a terrible one, or tell us our intro jingle needs to be sent to Tartarus? Email us at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;⁠&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;⁠&lt;/a&gt; to be featured on a future episode.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#GamingPodcast #Hades #Roguelike #IndieGames #EddieMurphy&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:50:48</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 25: Hades: Boony Tunes</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 24: Yoshi's Eggland]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Calvin and Parker are joined by Nintendo phenom Jenn to discuss Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island! Crack open the episode to hear us talk Nintendo nostalgia, dream Yoshi crossovers, and, of course, eggs!</p><p></p><p>Want to talk about your favorite game, a game that’s absolute trash, or think our opening jingle sucks and want to make a new one? Email us at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">⁠⁠</a><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</a><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">⁠⁠</a> to be featured on a future episode.</p><p>#GamingPodcast #Yoshi #Eggs</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c5f931e6-ed8a-499b-87cf-e14117041ca5</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 16:13:37 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/522be49405653a822c31db631c8712aa67ee94f5bbe1c39b62b9ff26358bca72/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJjNWY5MzFlNi1lZDhhLTQ5OWItODdjZi1lMTQxMTcwNDFjYTUiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjlmZDFmZTg2ZjQ1ZjUxN2U0ZjQ4MDhmL3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTUtOF9fMS0yNy0zNi5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="96728338" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/c5f931e6-ed8a-499b-87cf-e14117041ca5/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Calvin and Parker are joined by Nintendo phenom Jenn to discuss Super Mario World 2: Yoshi&apos;s Island! Crack open the episode to hear us talk Nintendo nostalgia, dream Yoshi crossovers, and, of course, eggs!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Want to talk about your favorite game, a game that’s absolute trash, or think our opening jingle sucks and want to make a new one? Email us at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;⁠⁠&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;⁠⁠&lt;/a&gt; to be featured on a future episode.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#GamingPodcast #Yoshi #Eggs&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:50:23</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 24: Yoshi&apos;s Eggland</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 23: Ape Escape: And All the Other Monkeys]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Calvin and Parker are joined by resident primatologist Andrew to discuss <i>Ape Escape</i>, analog feet pics, and some truly great monkeys. Catch Andrew (and others) at the Put It Down Comedy Show on April 14th at Johnny Brenda’s.</p><p></p><p>Want to talk about your favorite game, a game that’s absolute trash, or think our opening jingle sucks and want to make a new one? Email us at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">⁠</a><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</a><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">⁠</a> to be featured on a future episode.</p><p>#GamingPodcast #ApeEscape #JohnnyBrendas</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">67aca5ea-f844-421a-81ae-7b1a261e948f</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 16:12:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/1991316eb77fe733ac3e76faad7006a791bafd8e168b0fcc26e1fda90fb38ec9/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI2N2FjYTVlYS1mODQ0LTQyMWEtODFhZS03YjFhMjYxZTk0OGYiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjlkNzA2Y2I3NTBiZDUyODI4OTExNzYxL3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTQtOV9fMy01NC0xOS5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="79001018" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/67aca5ea-f844-421a-81ae-7b1a261e948f/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Calvin and Parker are joined by resident primatologist Andrew to discuss &lt;i&gt;Ape Escape&lt;/i&gt;, analog feet pics, and some truly great monkeys. Catch Andrew (and others) at the Put It Down Comedy Show on April 14th at Johnny Brenda’s.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Want to talk about your favorite game, a game that’s absolute trash, or think our opening jingle sucks and want to make a new one? Email us at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;⁠&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;⁠&lt;/a&gt; to be featured on a future episode.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#GamingPodcast #ApeEscape #JohnnyBrendas&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:41:09</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 23: Ape Escape: And All the Other Monkeys</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 22: Control: Avatar]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Calvin and Parker are joined by New Yorker Trevor to discuss his love for all things avatar, his inability to jump obstacles in 90s video games, and his distates for strangers in his city. Don't lose control on this weeks episode!</p><p></p><p>//</p><p></p><p>If you want to talk about your favorite game, a game that's hot trash, or think that our opening jingle sucks and want to make a new one, send us an email at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</a> to be on our next show!</p><p>#Gamingpodcast #Control</p><p></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c10fff3a-d517-466a-9c77-65eb500fd29c</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 16:11:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/8419e4605558f8836936e1e89f52f03acfc83c810be7bb6ecdc4e8b693a994bf/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJjMTBmZmYzYS1kNTE3LTQ2NmEtOWM3Ny02NWViNTAwZmQyOWMiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjljNWRlYThmZjRjNjMzYjMzNDZkZjY3L3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTMtMjdfXzItMzQtMzIubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="74588205" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/c10fff3a-d517-466a-9c77-65eb500fd29c/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Calvin and Parker are joined by New Yorker Trevor to discuss his love for all things avatar, his inability to jump obstacles in 90s video games, and his distates for strangers in his city. Don&apos;t lose control on this weeks episode!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you want to talk about your favorite game, a game that&apos;s hot trash, or think that our opening jingle sucks and want to make a new one, send us an email at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt; to be on our next show!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#Gamingpodcast #Control&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:38:51</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 22: Control: Avatar</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 21: Medieval D-Nasty]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Calvin and Parker are joined by Philadelphia Opera's Sarah to dive into the absolute coziness of Medieval Dynasty. Tune in as they break down medieval hygeine, flax aspirations, and Ian Mcshane. Also, go to <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.operaphila.org/" target="_blank">https://www.operaphila.org/</a> to support the local arts!</p><p></p><p>//</p><p></p><p>If you want to talk about your favorite game, a game that's hot trash, or think that our opening jingle sucks and want to make a new one, send us an email at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</a> to be on our next show!</p><p>#Gamingpodcast #medievaldynasty</p><p></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8d0d8ff3-cf5e-498f-a648-92df7313c380</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 16:11:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/1fd4a7359b7d949db4fb26752ac252bf29c3d795307edfc33b79bc489cd800c2/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI4ZDBkOGZmMy1jZjVlLTQ5OGYtYTY0OC05MmRmNzMxM2MzODAiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjliMzZlNjk1MTgyZjhlYzliNjAzM2ZiL3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTMtMTNfXzItNTQtNDkubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="53282317" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/8d0d8ff3-cf5e-498f-a648-92df7313c380/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Calvin and Parker are joined by Philadelphia Opera&apos;s Sarah to dive into the absolute coziness of Medieval Dynasty. Tune in as they break down medieval hygeine, flax aspirations, and Ian Mcshane. Also, go to &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;https://www.operaphila.org/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;https://www.operaphila.org/&lt;/a&gt; to support the local arts!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you want to talk about your favorite game, a game that&apos;s hot trash, or think that our opening jingle sucks and want to make a new one, send us an email at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt; to be on our next show!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#Gamingpodcast #medievaldynasty&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:27:45</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 21: Medieval D-Nasty</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 20: FIFA: Comfort Food
]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Calvin and Parker are joined by Softwired legend Jose to dive into the FIFA franchise. Get cozy as they break down missteps in major peace awards, debate the correct pronunciation of Fishtown restaurant names, and revisit some of the greatest FIFA legends of all time.</p><p></p><p>//</p><p></p><p>If you want to talk about your favorite game, a game that's hot trash, or think that our opening jingle sucks and want to make a new one, send us an email at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</a> to be on our next show!</p><p>#Gamingpodcast #FIFA #Fishtown</p><p></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">12f8e554-3b0e-4f14-b11a-1e43580aa700</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 16:08:19 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/3dd198279bc8ed6d98320c18e423a9c5e5cde972bd91bf9e8e6f84e9596525f9/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIxMmY4ZTU1NC0zYjBlLTRmMTQtYjExYS0xZTQzNTgwYWE3MDAiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjlhMGZmOWE5ZDJmMDlhMDhiZGExMDgxL3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTItMjdfXzMtMjEtMTQubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="71848900" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/12f8e554-3b0e-4f14-b11a-1e43580aa700/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Calvin and Parker are joined by Softwired legend Jose to dive into the FIFA franchise. Get cozy as they break down missteps in major peace awards, debate the correct pronunciation of Fishtown restaurant names, and revisit some of the greatest FIFA legends of all time.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you want to talk about your favorite game, a game that&apos;s hot trash, or think that our opening jingle sucks and want to make a new one, send us an email at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt; to be on our next show!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#Gamingpodcast #FIFA #Fishtown&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:37:25</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 20: FIFA: Comfort Food
</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 19: Pikmen: Bigger Feet for Speed
]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Calvin and Parker are joined by the Pikmin aficionado Liam to discuss Nintendo's Pikmin. Join us as we discuss overarching themes of colonialism, what makes a good Pikmin, Ethics of Murder, and of course, the foot size to speed ratio.</p><p></p><p>BRING BACK BINGO BATTLE!</p><p>//</p><p></p><p>If you want to talk about your favorite game, a game that's hot trash, or think that our opening jingle sucks and want to make a new one, send us an email at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</a> to be on our next show!</p><p>#Gamingpodcast #Pikmin</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">fb4849d4-b2cb-4f17-9e82-5c7f5d6ed8f4</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 16:07:29 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/268c6b32248cee471297a88fdcef49e7ce0a4dd31554dbac4a8e2c0bf0286a48/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJmYjQ4NDlkNC1iMmNiLTRmMTctOWU4Mi01YzdmNWQ2ZWQ4ZjQiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjk5ODVhMmMyNGFiZWNhMjc4NWE1MWIwL3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTItMjBfXzEzLTU3LTE2Lm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="77077569" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/fb4849d4-b2cb-4f17-9e82-5c7f5d6ed8f4/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Calvin and Parker are joined by the Pikmin aficionado Liam to discuss Nintendo&apos;s Pikmin. Join us as we discuss overarching themes of colonialism, what makes a good Pikmin, Ethics of Murder, and of course, the foot size to speed ratio.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;BRING BACK BINGO BATTLE!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you want to talk about your favorite game, a game that&apos;s hot trash, or think that our opening jingle sucks and want to make a new one, send us an email at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt; to be on our next show!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#Gamingpodcast #Pikmin&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:40:09</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 19: Pikmen: Bigger Feet for Speed
</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 18: BotW: New York Koroks]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Calvin and Parker are joined by the Compliance Queen herself, Camille to discuss Nintendos Breath of the Wild. Together they dive into New Year’s resolutions, pacifist runs in action games, and the wild world of Hylian real estate, while, of course, relentlessly bullying parker for being the youngest sibling.</p><p></p><p>SHOUT OUT NYC PUBLIC LIBRARY #<i>nycpubliclibrary</i></p><p>//</p><p></p><p>If you want to talk about your favorite game, a game that's hot trash, or think that our opening jingle sucks and want to make a new one, send us an email at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</a> to be on our next show!</p><p>#Gamingpodcast #Zelda</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3a5a0283-f119-4dc5-aedb-d03fbb5a769e</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 16:06:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/07bede1ddba5f2b37b09d960c8f7db7dc8c6b5e4edd56a793db2e31c07f8e111/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIzYTVhMDI4My1mMTE5LTRkYzUtYWVkYi1kMDNmYmI1YTc2OWUiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjk3MTczOTliMmFhMTAwMzA2NjQyMjRhL3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTEtMjJfXzEtNDctMjEubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="74037334" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/3a5a0283-f119-4dc5-aedb-d03fbb5a769e/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Calvin and Parker are joined by the Compliance Queen herself, Camille to discuss Nintendos Breath of the Wild. 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href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt; to be on our next show!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#seaofstars #podcast #gaming&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:35:38</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 17: Sea of Stars: No Skips</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 16: Assassin's Breed (Lily Is Still Pregnant)]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Calvin and Parker are joined by the fantastic Lily as we talk gaming history, erotic fantasy novels, and Jeff Goldblum.</p><p></p><p>//</p><p></p><p>If you want to talk about your favorite game, a game that's hot trash, or think that our opening jingle sucks and want to make a new one, send us an email at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</a> to be on our next show!</p><p></p><p>#podcast #gaming #assassinscreed</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a177e804-fa6d-4d9d-8591-527bc45b5cdf</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 16:04:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/78c7e3d99177475b5613cbe8ab7612f8914d41792d084aa9eb9aadd5c1f56e34/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJhMTc3ZTgwNC1mYTZkLTRkOWQtODU5MS01MjdiYzQ1YjVjZGYiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjkzMjJjMmJhMGE5Y2YzYjNkMWY5NzUzL3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI1LTEyLTVfXzEtNDktNDcubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="76809240" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/a177e804-fa6d-4d9d-8591-527bc45b5cdf/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Calvin and Parker are joined by the fantastic Lily as we talk gaming history, erotic fantasy novels, and Jeff Goldblum.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you want to talk about your favorite game, a game that&apos;s hot trash, or think that our opening jingle sucks and want to make a new one, send us an email at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt; to be on our next show!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#podcast #gaming #assassinscreed&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:40:00</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 16: Assassin&apos;s Breed (Lily Is Still Pregnant)</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 15: Danse Danse Révolution]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Calvin and Parker are joined by dance extraordinaire Geno, as we discuss dancing, dancing, and revolutions!</p><p></p><p>//</p><p></p><p>If you want to talk about your favorite game, a game that's hot trash, or any other thing you think we should talk about, send us an email at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</a> to be on our next show!</p><p></p><p>#ddr #gaming #podcast</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1c54933d-6a5c-43e6-a6d2-8554368b303e</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 16:02:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/829c10f70cd17fe9b26b922b73c56c4dcdb22f18ac0d944f4e9788a656974a33/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIxYzU0OTMzZC02YTVjLTQzZTYtYTZkMi04NTU0MzY4YjMwM2UiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjkxZmJkZTgwOWUzZTE0NjA0NjQ1OGQwL3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI1LTExLTIxX18yLTE4LTMyLm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="56914383" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/1c54933d-6a5c-43e6-a6d2-8554368b303e/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Calvin and Parker are joined by dance extraordinaire Geno, as we discuss dancing, dancing, and revolutions!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you want to talk about your favorite game, a game that&apos;s hot trash, or any other thing you think we should talk about, send us an email at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt; to be on our next show!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#ddr #gaming #podcast&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:29:39</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 15: Danse Danse Révolution</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 14: Holla Bactorio - A Factorio Date With Matt]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Calvin and Parker are joined by gamer Matt as we dive into belts, strip mining, and obscure Oreos! Stay soft, and stay wired!</p><p></p><p>//</p><p></p><p>If you want to talk about your favorite game, a game that's hot trash, or any other thing you think we should talk about, send us an email at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</a> to be on our next show!</p><p></p><p>#factorio #podcast #gaming</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">eab91c15-73fc-4845-84a2-9c3d23bb0350</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 16:01:35 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/e0a571cc4216d6e1a323b60d806d3cdd884ee4da6d0d7126d5b0c2ef84471f6b/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJlYWI5MWMxNS03M2ZjLTQ4NDUtODRhMi05YzNkMjNiYjAzNTAiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjkwYmYxYjhkOTM3YzM2ZmQzMmU0YzMwL3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI1LTExLTZfXzEtNTQtMTYubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="59398732" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/eab91c15-73fc-4845-84a2-9c3d23bb0350/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Calvin and Parker are joined by gamer Matt as we dive into belts, strip mining, and obscure Oreos! Stay soft, and stay wired!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you want to talk about your favorite game, a game that&apos;s hot trash, or any other thing you think we should talk about, send us an email at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt; to be on our next show!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#factorio #podcast #gaming&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:30:56</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 14: Holla Bactorio - A Factorio Date With Matt</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 13: The Binding of Isaac: Tears, Poops, and Pelle]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Calvin and Parker are joined by Phoenixvillian Pelle, as we recite scripture, talk poopies, and basement life. Spread the good word and tune in today!</p><p></p><p>//</p><p></p><p>If you want to talk about your favorite game, a game that's hot trash, or any other thing you think we should talk about, send us an email at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</a> to be on our next show!</p><p></p><p>#bindingofissac #gaming #podcast</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">69f0ad2f-6065-488f-8df8-28f05cea4e95</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 15:59:31 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/c3eed3931a4756abdf2c162cd289a832ec9ac8a3d7f86491e70904275863a250/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI2OWYwYWQyZi02MDY1LTQ4OGYtOGRmOC0yOGYwNWNlYTRlOTUiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjhlMmMwOTc1OTQ1MDYwY2JlOTIzODk5L3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI1LTEwLTVfXzIxLTEtNDMubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="60935986" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/69f0ad2f-6065-488f-8df8-28f05cea4e95/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Calvin and Parker are joined by Phoenixvillian Pelle, as we recite scripture, talk poopies, and basement life. Spread the good word and tune in today!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you want to talk about your favorite game, a game that&apos;s hot trash, or any other thing you think we should talk about, send us an email at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt; to be on our next show!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#bindingofissac #gaming #podcast&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:31:44</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 13: The Binding of Isaac: Tears, Poops, and Pelle</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 12: Ocarina of Thyme
]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Calvin and Parker are joined by Legend of Zelda mastermind Peter. Listen in as we talk about Hyrule's aging process, CPS, and of course, cool masks.</p><p></p><p>//</p><p></p><p>If you want to talk about your favorite game, or a game you think we should talk about, send us an email at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</a> to be on our next show!</p><p></p><p>#zelda #gaming #podcast</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">13e15893-8a58-4183-962f-4a2c3589a462</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 15:58:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/0bca7d6ff85aee8364f36c694df13e8bf5dc265dbb6e0718f90af77c1ad65e69/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIxM2UxNTg5My04YTU4LTQxODMtOTYyZi00YTJjMzU4OWE0NjIiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjhjZWVhYjcyMzAzNjFjM2E5ZmY4NWUwL3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI1LTktMjBfXzE5LTU2LTcubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="54664926" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/13e15893-8a58-4183-962f-4a2c3589a462/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Calvin and Parker are joined by Legend of Zelda mastermind Peter. Listen in as we talk about Hyrule&apos;s aging process, CPS, and of course, cool masks.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you want to talk about your favorite game, or a game you think we should talk about, send us an email at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt; to be on our next show!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#zelda #gaming #podcast&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:28:28</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 12: Ocarina of Thyme
</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 11: Boogemon: A Mr. Mime Podcast]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Guest Parker joins host and guest Calvin, and guest and host Boog on an adventure into the Pokémon world! We cover every single Pokémon in 20 minutes!*</p><p></p><p>*No we don't!</p><p></p><p>If you want to talk about your favorite game, or a game you think we should talk about, send us an email at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</a> to be on our next show!</p><p></p><p>#pokemon #gaming #podcast</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b2008f77-2c8a-4cc6-a79c-b7b8e3769c55</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 15:56:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/6af9440b749c86c85283a08e7a06967b0b48c33c8c369668fe4600c164cda52d/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJiMjAwOGY3Ny0yYzhhLTRjYzYtYTc5Yy1iN2I4ZTM3NjljNTUiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjhiYzZkOGRlNzk4ZWVkYzBlMzY5MjRiL3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI1LTktNl9fMTktMjEtMTcubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="44791894" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/b2008f77-2c8a-4cc6-a79c-b7b8e3769c55/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Guest Parker joins host and guest Calvin, and guest and host Boog on an adventure into the Pokémon world! We cover every single Pokémon in 20 minutes!*&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;*No we don&apos;t!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you want to talk about your favorite game, or a game you think we should talk about, send us an email at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt; to be on our next show!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#pokemon #gaming #podcast&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:23:20</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 11: Boogemon: A Mr. Mime Podcast</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 10: James Brosnan: Nightfire]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Calvin and Parker are joined by Brendan and the episode is VERY BROSNAN BABY! Call us, Pierce!</p><p></p><p>If you want to talk about your favorite game, or a game you think we should talk about, send us an email at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</a> to be on our next show!</p><p></p><p>#nightfire #gaming #podcast</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e97cf55c-e263-45e1-b218-25e987b25d31</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 15:54:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/bc4d1ffdae2e6a0674bf4ad84ebeed214a966583dfd86201c041d7d495122e1e/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJlOTdjZjU1Yy1lMjYzLTQ1ZTEtYjIxOC0yNWU5ODdiMjVkMzEiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjhiNWQzMDhkOTFkZWUzNzAyYjNlMDJiL3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI1LTktMV9fMTktOC0yNC5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="60779669" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/e97cf55c-e263-45e1-b218-25e987b25d31/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Calvin and Parker are joined by Brendan and the episode is VERY BROSNAN BABY! Call us, Pierce!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you want to talk about your favorite game, or a game you think we should talk about, send us an email at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt; to be on our next show!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#nightfire #gaming #podcast&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:31:39</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 10: James Brosnan: Nightfire</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 9: Rage of Empires W/ Daniel]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>We speak to long time listener Dan about his favorite childhood game, Age of Empires. Join us for laughs, cries, and Dan in this new episode.</p><p></p><p>If you want to talk about your favorite game, or a game you think we should talk about, send us an email at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</a> to be on our next show!</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9b37ab09-de64-4f15-966b-31826368a51a</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 15:52:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/43279ff012699e4e6ca18004629ec714cfd8bdf324ebf3f6584a36051b33e8df/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI5YjM3YWIwOS1kZTY0LTRmMTUtOTY2Yi0zMTgyNjM2OGE1MWEiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjg5ZjY0ODY3N2VmNjk1OTM4NDA4N2FiL3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI1LTgtMTVfXzE4LTQ3LTIubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="41553547" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/9b37ab09-de64-4f15-966b-31826368a51a/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;We speak to long time listener Dan about his favorite childhood game, Age of Empires. Join us for laughs, cries, and Dan in this new episode.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you want to talk about your favorite game, or a game you think we should talk about, send us an email at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt; to be on our next show!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:21:39</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 9: Rage of Empires W/ Daniel</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 8: Sea of Thieves: Gambling for Fish]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Calvin puts his interview pants on for a dastardly pirate conversation around Rare's Sea of Thieves. It's handsome. Oh and Parker is there too.</p><p></p><p>If you want to talk about your favorite game, or a game you think we should talk about, send us an email at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</a> to be on our next show!</p><p></p><p>#Seaofthieves #podcast #gaming #rare</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b03fff9b-0310-4540-9497-e45b173a68a3</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 13:16:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/62078208951a757a916bc3caa90eb7f5c37c5480784bda7b5505b9028c6d0355/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJiMDNmZmY5Yi0wMzEwLTQ1NDAtOTQ5Ny1lNDViMTczYTY4YTMiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmEzYmQ4NWJiZGE4NjIzN2Y1NTk3NjAzL3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTYtMjRfXzE1LTE1LTcubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="46269901" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/b03fff9b-0310-4540-9497-e45b173a68a3/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Calvin puts his interview pants on for a dastardly pirate conversation around Rare&apos;s Sea of Thieves. It&apos;s handsome. Oh and Parker is there too.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you want to talk about your favorite game, or a game you think we should talk about, send us an email at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt; to be on our next show!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#Seaofthieves #podcast #gaming #rare&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:24:06</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 8: Sea of Thieves: Gambling for Fish</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 7: WebFishing: Ghost Fishing]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Join Calvin and Parker as they catch up, and talk fishing stories with Webfishing by Lamedeveloper.</p><p></p><p>If you want to talk about your favorite game, or a game that you think we should check out, send us an email at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</a> to be on the next show!</p><p></p><p>#webfishing #indiegame #gaming #pocast</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e51d751a-5980-4a48-a14e-75aa534334dd</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 13:12:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/b127d779caf29068f5bb58374b416f2a9f1bf8a3bc5d3ad6d101252dcba7e3ae/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJlNTFkNzUxYS01OTgwLTRhNDgtYTE0ZS03NWFhNTM0MzM0ZGQiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmEzYmQ2YjgyZjEyMTA0ZDI1NTdjZDI3L3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTYtMjRfXzE1LTgtOC5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="49743142" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/e51d751a-5980-4a48-a14e-75aa534334dd/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Join Calvin and Parker as they catch up, and talk fishing stories with Webfishing by Lamedeveloper.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you want to talk about your favorite game, or a game that you think we should check out, send us an email at &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt; to be on the next show!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#webfishing #indiegame #gaming #pocast&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:25:54</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/logos/ee03c9c0-38b6-4978-8a60-79e5de9c6445.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 7: WebFishing: Ghost Fishing</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 27: Black Flag: The Pugg's Code]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Ahoy, Beauties! Calvin and Parker are joined by Pirate King Puggs to discuss Assassin's Creed: Black Flag. Thar be chin-waggin' of the finest sorts about Pirates (Duh), Ships (Also, Duh), and how Ubisoft needs to swab the deck.</p><p></p><p>Want to talk about your favorite game, a game that's headed to the Davy Jones' locker, or your most recent booty? Email us at ⁠⁠⁠<a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank">softwiredgamingpodcast@gmail.com</a>⁠⁠⁠ to be featured on a future episode, savvy?</p><p></p><p>#GamingPodcast #Pirates #AssassinsCreed #Ubisoft #Poppunk</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b3ac5c99-e237-4fde-9709-9dde663751d7</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker Webber]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 00:47:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/3a771221b524bd1022c150146b95a900471092890dbd8166e968554d587f57b7/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJiM2FjNWM5OS1lMjM3LTRmZGUtOTcwOS05ZGRlNjYzNzUxZDciLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiI0Y2FhMjI3Mi0xNmNhLTRjMTctOWY4YS1iNWMzMGM4NjIxMGQiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2ODczZGI1NjQzNGIxNDU2MGI0NTFjMGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmEyMWRhNDI2YWU2ZmQ1NWUwZmExMTdkL3Bhcmtlci13ZWJiZXJzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTYtNF9fMjItNC0xOC5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="71395832" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/4caa2272-16ca-4c17-9f8a-b5c30c86210d/episodes/b3ac5c99-e237-4fde-9709-9dde663751d7/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Ahoy, Beauties! Calvin and Parker are joined by Pirate King Puggs to discuss Assassin&apos;s Creed: Black Flag. Thar be chin-waggin&apos; of the finest sorts about Pirates (Duh), Ships (Also, Duh), and how Ubisoft needs to swab the deck.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Want to talk about your favorite game, a game that&apos;s headed to the Davy Jones&apos; locker, or your most recent booty? 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