<![CDATA[Review Everything]]>Ashton Macaulay and Conor from work rank everything. An unopened BluRay of Big Trouble in Little China. The concept of your first schoolyard beatdown. Four items per episode, one spectrum, zero expertise required. It's mindfulness, it's comedy, it's self aggrandizing, and it's exactly what you didn't know you needed.

]]>https://macashton.com/Riverside.fm (https://riverside.com)Thu, 28 May 2026 00:52:47 GMTFri, 24 Apr 2026 15:40:31 GMT60Ashton Macaulay<p>Ashton Macaulay and Conor from work rank everything. An unopened BluRay of Big Trouble in Little China. The concept of your first schoolyard beatdown. Four items per episode, one spectrum, zero expertise required. It's mindfulness, it's comedy, it's self aggrandizing, and it's exactly what you didn't know you needed.</p>episodicAshton Macaulayrevieweverythingcast@gmail.comyes<![CDATA[The Insane History of Endless Shrimp at Red Lobster | Review Everything S2E10]]>Explore the fascinating history of endless shrimp at Red Lobster, from its inception in 2004 to its recent return in 2026, including the business strategies, controversies, and surprising facts about shrimp farming and restaurant economics.

Pre-order Ashton's new book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GZLVS9K1

endless shrimp, Red Lobster, shrimp farming, restaurant economics, private equity, seafood promotions, food industry history

]]>ea74b23d-8ce4-4e98-8b28-35705c4c1487Tue, 19 May 2026 12:00:00 GMT<p>Explore the fascinating history of endless shrimp at Red Lobster, from its inception in 2004 to its recent return in 2026, including the business strategies, controversies, and surprising facts about shrimp farming and restaurant economics.<br /><br />Pre-order Ashton's new book: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GZLVS9K1" target="_blank">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GZLVS9K1</a><br /><br />endless shrimp, Red Lobster, shrimp farming, restaurant economics, private equity, seafood promotions, food industry history</p>yes00:46:49210The Insane History of Endless Shrimp at Red Lobster | Review Everything S2E10full<![CDATA[Things We Do When We're Alone | Review Everything S2E9]]>Preorder Ashton's new book: https://books2read.com/u/bML2gV

Join Ashton and Conor as they explore the depths of their minds, discussing hypomania, self-doubt, creative spirals, and the challenges of living with ADHD. This candid conversation offers insights into mental health, creativity, and the human condition, all wrapped in humor and honesty.

]]>aa1469ad-e1a4-4047-b994-797f89e181b8Tue, 05 May 2026 13:00:00 GMT<p>Preorder Ashton's new book: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://books2read.com/u/bML2gV" target="_blank">https://books2read.com/u/bML2gV</a></p><p></p><p>Join Ashton and Conor as they explore the depths of their minds, discussing hypomania, self-doubt, creative spirals, and the challenges of living with ADHD. This candid conversation offers insights into mental health, creativity, and the human condition, all wrapped in humor and honesty.</p>yes00:59:5229Things We Do When We're Alone | Review Everything S2E9full<![CDATA[Mother Sauces, Spice, and Wings - Review Everything Episode 13 (Things that are saucy)]]>This week, it's all things saucy on the pod. We're slathering parmesan garlic on wings, we're talking about the mother sauces from which we've all emerged, and Conor negs Ashton about his cooking. It's a doozy, it's sloppy, it's saucy, please enjoy!📚 Pre-order Ashton’s new book:https://linktr.ee/MacAshton👇 Explore the official ranking spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing🎧 Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/Mother-Sauces--Spice--and-Wings---Review-Everything-Episode-13-Things-that-are-saucy-e3c0mg7b7ac59df-cd5d-4602-b399-6b8fae5a9200Wed, 03 Sep 2025 14:51:06 GMT<p>This week, it's all things saucy on the pod. We're slathering parmesan garlic on wings, we're talking about the mother sauces from which we've all emerged, and Conor negs Ashton about his cooking. It's a doozy, it's sloppy, it's saucy, please enjoy!📚 Pre-order Ashton’s new book:https://linktr.ee/MacAshton👇 Explore the official ranking spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing🎧 Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN<br /></p> yes00:56:27Mother Sauces, Spice, and Wings - Review Everything Episode 13 (Things that are saucy)full<![CDATA[Spooky Puppets, Body Horror, and Childhood Energy Vortexes - Review Everything Episode 12]]>This week on the pod we are getting into things that are spooky, because what better time than the end of August to kick off #spookyseason? It may not be #Halloween yet, but we have a spooky scary episode of review everything with haunted houses, liminal spaces, ghosts that travel between dimensions, and body horror. So, pop on your headphones and cool off from the recent heatwaves with some chills.Buy tickets to Ashton's book event:https://www.villagebooks.com/events/3328620250927📚 Pre-order Ashton’s book:https://linktr.ee/MacAshton👇 Explore the official ranking spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing🎧 Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN#SpookyStories, #LiminalSpaces, #Backrooms, #Paranormal, #GhostStories, #HorrorPodcast, #ComedyPodcast, #Nostalgia, #HauntedAttractions, #ScreamAtTheBeach, #HighSchoolStories, #BodyHorror, #ExistentialDread

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/Spooky-Puppets--Body-Horror--and-Childhood-Energy-Vortexes---Review-Everything-Episode-12-e3c0mgm55bbede7-3219-488d-a999-3e366de55fcaMon, 25 Aug 2025 08:00:00 GMT<p>This week on the pod we are getting into things that are spooky, because what better time than the end of August to kick off #spookyseason? It may not be #Halloween yet, but we have a spooky scary episode of review everything with haunted houses, liminal spaces, ghosts that travel between dimensions, and body horror. So, pop on your headphones and cool off from the recent heatwaves with some chills.Buy tickets to Ashton's book event:https://www.villagebooks.com/events/3328620250927📚 Pre-order Ashton’s book:https://linktr.ee/MacAshton👇 Explore the official ranking spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing🎧 Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN#SpookyStories, #LiminalSpaces, #Backrooms, #Paranormal, #GhostStories, #HorrorPodcast, #ComedyPodcast, #Nostalgia, #HauntedAttractions, #ScreamAtTheBeach, #HighSchoolStories, #BodyHorror, #ExistentialDread</p> yes00:56:20Spooky Puppets, Body Horror, and Childhood Energy Vortexes - Review Everything Episode 12full<![CDATA[Review Everything | Ep.7 Things That Eat Time]]>This week on Review Everything, we break down the real-world “time eaters” that drain your day. No, not Langoliers—actual habits, distractions, and mental spirals. Ashton unpacks an ADHD-fueled belief that time-traveling grandmothers are trying to kill him, and Conor explains why he falls asleep to squeeze-cave YouTube videos. If you want chaotic, relatable, and deeply unproductive energy, start listening.


Get listening already!---📝 View the official ranking spreadsheet📚 Pre-order Ashton’s new book🎧 Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/Review-Everything--Ep-7-Things-That-Eat-Time-e3c0mgja4de1078-8fce-424e-9e42-99d0e891ccd9Tue, 17 Jun 2025 10:00:00 GMT<p>This week on <strong>Review Everything</strong>, we break down the real-world “time eaters” that drain your day. No, not Langoliers—actual habits, distractions, and mental spirals. Ashton unpacks an ADHD-fueled belief that time-traveling grandmothers are trying to kill him, and Conor explains why he falls asleep to squeeze-cave YouTube videos. If you want chaotic, relatable, and deeply unproductive energy, start listening.</p><p><br /></p><p>Get listening already!---📝 View the official <a href="https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">ranking spreadsheet</a>📚 Pre-order Ashton’s <a href=" https://linktr.ee/MacAshton" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">new book</a>🎧 Listen to Ashton’s <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">audiobooks on Spotify</a></p> yes00:51:33Review Everything | Ep.7 Things That Eat Timefull<![CDATA[We Need to Talk About Australia's Bloomin' Onion Enrichment Program | Review Everything Ep. 9]]>In this episode, we talk about:đŸŒ¶ïž Spicy food challenges and gastrointestinal betrayalđŸ”„ Fiery meals in Africa and at Courtside ThaiđŸ§» Hemorrhoids💡 The Bloomin’ Onion as an energy source (yes, really)📚 Ashton’s book getting picked up by REAL bookstoresThis is Review Everything, the podcast where we put mother nature in its place by ranking everything on a 10-point scale. 👇 Explore the official ranking spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing📚 Pre-order Ashton’s book:https://linktr.ee/MacAshton🎧 Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/We-Need-to-Talk-About-Australias-Bloomin-Onion-Enrichment-Program--Review-Everything-Ep--9-e3c0mgb02138622-b863-4165-98e7-23890cc5ee10Tue, 08 Jul 2025 16:19:47 GMT<p>In this episode, we talk about:đŸŒ¶ïž Spicy food challenges and gastrointestinal betrayalđŸ”„ Fiery meals in Africa and at Courtside ThaiđŸ§» Hemorrhoids💡 The Bloomin’ Onion as an energy source (yes, really)📚 Ashton’s book getting picked up by REAL bookstoresThis is Review Everything, the podcast where we put mother nature in its place by ranking everything on a 10-point scale. 👇 Explore the official ranking spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing📚 Pre-order Ashton’s book:https://linktr.ee/MacAshton🎧 Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN</p> yes00:55:16We Need to Talk About Australia's Bloomin' Onion Enrichment Program | Review Everything Ep. 9full<![CDATA[How We Lost/Gained Faith in Humanity | S2E5]]>This week on Review Everything, we're talking about things that made us lose faith in humanity and then bringing it back up with things that helped us gain that faith back. We've got music, Tik Tok culture, and some interesting opinions about Kangaroos.


Support Ashton by purchasing his books! If you can't buy them, share them with friends! https://linktr.ee/MacAshton

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/How-We-LostGained-Faith-in-Humanity--S2E5-e3fjl1n46abfa88-316d-49b3-ae94-2d273cbe80d1Wed, 25 Feb 2026 16:17:15 GMT<p>This week on Review Everything, we're talking about things that made us lose faith in humanity and then bringing it back up with things that helped us gain that faith back. We've got music, Tik Tok culture, and some interesting opinions about Kangaroos. </p><p><br /></p><p>Support Ashton by purchasing his books! If you can't buy them, share them with friends! <a href="https://linktr.ee/MacAshton" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/MacAshton</a></p> yes00:51:3425How We Lost/Gained Faith in Humanity | S2E5full<![CDATA[Review Everything | Ep. 8 Things We Found on Road Trips]]>This episode of Review Everything is all about "ThingsI found on road trips." We've got mysterious towns that have been on fire for fifty years, a small theme park on the side of the road in Oregon, and a lot more. If you like the show, subscribe and share us with your friends!

📝View the official ranking spreadsheet📚Pre-order Ashton’s new sci-fi comedy novel, One Night at Kedasi, out 9/23/25!


🎧Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/Review-Everything--Ep--8-Things-We-Found-on-Road-Trips-e3c0mh080018bb8-46cf-48fe-b444-ab4deb188969Tue, 24 Jun 2025 10:34:00 GMT<p>This episode of Review Everything is all about "ThingsI found on road trips." We've got mysterious towns that have been on fire for fifty years, a small theme park on the side of the road in Oregon, and a lot more. If you like the show, subscribe and share us with your friends! </p><p>📝View the official <a href="https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">ranking spreadsheet</a>📚Pre-order Ashton’s <a href=" https://linktr.ee/MacAshton " rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">new sci-fi comedy novel, One Night at Kedasi</a>, out 9/23/25!</p><p><br /></p><p>🎧Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify: <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN</a><br /><br /></p><p></p> yes00:51:16Review Everything | Ep. 8 Things We Found on Road Tripsfull<![CDATA[Existential Crises, Superman, and 2000s Comedies - Review Everything Episode 15]]>This week on Review Everything, we're taking a look at things that surprised us. Whether it's the emotional wall at the end of Ashton's 20s, the 2000s comedy, Role Models, or James Gunn's Superman, we're running the gamut.

If you haven't already, you can buy a copy of Ashton's new sci-fi comedy, One Night at Kedasi, wherever books are sold. But here's a convenient link anyway. https://linktr.ee/MacAshton


Like, subscribe, tell your mom, let's blow this show up!


#comedypodcast #Comedy #rolemodels #JamesGunn #DCU #Superman #Movies #Film #television #existentialcrisis #mentalhealth #funny

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/Existential-Crises--Superman--and-2000s-Comedies---Review-Everything-Episode-15-e3c0mgn3b471a5f-38d6-4d7b-9c3f-4da339b6a503Wed, 08 Oct 2025 15:31:44 GMT<p>This week on Review Everything, we're taking a look at things that surprised us. Whether it's the emotional wall at the end of Ashton's 20s, the 2000s comedy, Role Models, or James Gunn's Superman, we're running the gamut.</p><p>If you haven't already, you can buy a copy of Ashton's new sci-fi comedy, One Night at Kedasi, wherever books are sold. But here's a convenient link anyway. <a href="https://linktr.ee/MacAshton" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/MacAshton</a></p><p><br /></p><p>Like, subscribe, tell your mom, let's blow this show up!</p><p><br /></p><p>#comedypodcast #Comedy #rolemodels #JamesGunn #DCU #Superman #Movies #Film #television #existentialcrisis #mentalhealth #funny </p> yes00:54:28Existential Crises, Superman, and 2000s Comedies - Review Everything Episode 15full<![CDATA[Haunted Soup, Mr. Bean Themed Bars, and More Peanuts | Review Everything S2E8]]>This week on Review Everything, we're looking at the oldest food items we could find in our pantry. At least, that's what Conor said we were going to be doing. In practice, we're on another bender about peanut shell conspiracies, and I'll tell you what; I'm loving it. I don't ever want to stop. Let's get this all the way to the top of Longhorn Corporate.

Links:

Ashton's Substack: https://macashton.substack.com/

Ashton's Books: https://linktr.ee/MacAshton

Mr. Bean Themed Bar Song: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7CrsTdQUyvo

Spooky Music by Universfield on Pixabay: https://pixabay.com/users/universfield-28281460/

Cricket Sounds by: https://pixabay.com/users/felix_quinol-24608446/

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/Haunted-Soup--Mr--Bean-Themed-Bars--and-More-Peanuts--Review-Everything-S2E8-e3hpsgm435679dd-7916-467c-a3b0-618ea761b4ccTue, 14 Apr 2026 13:00:00 GMT<p>This week on Review Everything, we're looking at the oldest food items we could find in our pantry. At least, that's what Conor said we were going to be doing. In practice, we're on another bender about peanut shell conspiracies, and I'll tell you what; I'm loving it. I don't ever want to stop. Let's get this all the way to the top of Longhorn Corporate.</p><p>Links:</p><p>Ashton's Substack:<a href=" https://macashton.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank"> https://macashton.substack.com/</a></p><p>Ashton's Books: <a href="https://linktr.ee/MacAshton" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/MacAshton</a></p><p>Mr. Bean Themed Bar Song: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7CrsTdQUyvo" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7CrsTdQUyvo</a></p><p>Spooky Music by Universfield on Pixabay: <a href="https://pixabay.com/users/universfield-28281460/" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">https://pixabay.com/users/universfield-28281460/</a></p><p>Cricket Sounds by: <a href="https://pixabay.com/users/felix_quinol-24608446/" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">https://pixabay.com/users/felix_quinol-24608446/</a></p> yes00:48:1628Haunted Soup, Mr. Bean Themed Bars, and More Peanuts | Review Everything S2E8full<![CDATA[Dead Souptubers, Strange Mouth Feel, and Rocks | Review Everything S2E6]]>This week, Conor gets bamboozled by a dead SoupTuber, we talk about the importance of finding rocks, and a couple of content creators that have eaten strange things. It's "Our favorite parasocial relationships."

If you enjoyed this week's episode, please like and subscribe, while it is a meme, it genuinely helps. Also consider giving Ashton's books a try, he's pretty proud of them. https://linktr.ee/MacAshton

Music from the Sam Soup video credit to:

Music track: Countdown Waiting by Walen

Source: https://freetouse.com/music

Background Music for Videos (Free)

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/Dead-Souptubers--Strange-Mouth-Feel--and-Rocks--Review-Everything-S2E6-e3g5v2027538b8b-293a-464b-9de7-106f9772ad23Mon, 09 Mar 2026 15:58:41 GMT<p>This week, Conor gets bamboozled by a dead SoupTuber, we talk about the importance of finding rocks, and a couple of content creators that have eaten strange things. It's "Our favorite parasocial relationships."</p><p>If you enjoyed this week's episode, please like and subscribe, while it is a meme, it genuinely helps. Also consider giving Ashton's books a try, he's pretty proud of them. <a href="https://linktr.ee/MacAshton" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/MacAshton</a></p><p>Music from the Sam Soup video credit to:</p><p>Music track: Countdown Waiting by Walen</p><p>Source: https://freetouse.com/music</p><p>Background Music for Videos (Free)</p> yes01:07:1126Dead Souptubers, Strange Mouth Feel, and Rocks | Review Everything S2E6full<![CDATA[Chopped Up Donuts, Unintended Police Stops, and Things That Are Crimes - S2 E1]]>This week on Review Everything, we’re diving into funny real-life “crimes” and questionable decisions that definitely shouldn’t be admitted on a podcast This episode is all about ridiculous retail stories, crime-adjacent shenanigans, The Louvre Heist, and the dumb things people do when no one’s watching.

It’s a comedy episode full of chaotic storytelling, high-school-energy stupidity, and Conor accidentally confessing to things that may or may not be illegal.

Check out Ashton’s books: https://linktr.ee/MacAshton

#Crimes #Police #Funny #FunnyPodcast #Memes #Highshool #Stories #StoryTime

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/Chopped-Up-Donuts--Unintended-Police-Stops--and-Things-That-Are-Crimes---S2-E1-e3c0mgc0ece696a-4686-4999-a9c0-153f78e6b839Tue, 25 Nov 2025 14:56:53 GMT<p>This week on <b>Review Everything</b>, we’re diving into <i>funny real-life “crimes” and questionable decisions</i> that definitely shouldn’t be admitted on a podcast This episode is all about <b>ridiculous retail stories, crime-adjacent shenanigans, The Louvre Heist, and the dumb things people do when no one’s watching</b>.</p><p></p><p>It’s a comedy episode full of chaotic storytelling, high-school-energy stupidity, and Conor accidentally confessing to things that may or may not be illegal.</p><p></p><p><b>Check out Ashton’s books:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/MacAshton" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/MacAshton</a></p><p></p><p>#Crimes #Police #Funny #FunnyPodcast #Memes #Highshool #Stories #StoryTime </p> yes01:04:30Chopped Up Donuts, Unintended Police Stops, and Things That Are Crimes - S2 E1full<![CDATA[Things That Are Round | Ep. 4]]>This week, it's the incredibly exciting category of 'Things That Are Round'. Despite the mundane nature, this might actually be one of our most exciting categories yet. Death bets are made, undead pirates are discussed, this is Review Everything at its finest.

📚 Pre-order Ashton’s new book:https://linktr.ee/MacAshton

🎧 Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN

📝 View the official ranking spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing

👇 Drop your feedback, hot takes, and future item suggestions in the comments!We’re figuring this out as we go—give us 100 episodes to find our spice.

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/Things-That-Are-Round--Ep--4-e3c0mg9354e79ab-3542-4009-90d5-789f3de3abddMon, 12 May 2025 14:58:47 GMT<p>This week, it's the incredibly exciting category of 'Things That Are Round'. Despite the mundane nature, this might actually be one of our most exciting categories yet. Death bets are made, undead pirates are discussed, this is Review Everything at its finest. </p><p>📚 Pre-order Ashton’s new book:https://linktr.ee/MacAshton</p><p>🎧 Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN</p><p>📝 View the official ranking spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing</p><p>👇 Drop your feedback, hot takes, and future item suggestions in the comments!We’re figuring this out as we go—give us 100 episodes to find our spice.</p> yes00:51:21Things That Are Round | Ep. 4full<![CDATA[Things I Found in My Yard | Ep. 2]]>Welcome back to Review Everything, the show where two "experts" put the world's nonsense to the numeric test. This week, we're ranking objects, concepts, and generally things that we found in our yard. We have schoolYARD ass beatings, Frank the Potato, and a lot more!📝 View the official ranking spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing📚 Pre-order Ashton’s new book:https://linktr.ee/MacAshton🎧 Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN👇 Drop your feedback, hot takes, and future item suggestions in the comments!We’re figuring this out as we go—give us 100 episodes to find our spice.

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/Things-I-Found-in-My-Yard--Ep--2-e3c0mgld40f350e-cc30-4351-9773-726c45bdd99bTue, 22 Apr 2025 13:00:00 GMT<p>Welcome back to Review Everything, the show where two "experts" put the world's nonsense to the numeric test. This week, we're ranking objects, concepts, and generally things that we found in our yard. We have schoolYARD ass beatings, Frank the Potato, and a lot more!📝 View the official ranking spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing📚 Pre-order Ashton’s new book:https://linktr.ee/MacAshton🎧 Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN👇 Drop your feedback, hot takes, and future item suggestions in the comments!We’re figuring this out as we go—give us 100 episodes to find our spice.</p> yes00:51:26Things I Found in My Yard | Ep. 2full<![CDATA[WoW Raids, Tiki Culture, and The Endless Well of Corporate Greed | Review Everything Ep. 10]]>This week, we're looking at "Things that monetized us." We dive into the complexities of managing a 40-person World of Warcraft raid, the insanity of the gaming industry layoffs, and how fruity drinks in fun containers have cost us too much money. This is Review Everything, the podcast where we put mother nature in its place by ranking everything on a 10-point scale. 👇 Explore the official ranking spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing📚 Pre-order Ashton’s book:https://linktr.ee/MacAshton🎧 Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/WoW-Raids--Tiki-Culture--and-The-Endless-Well-of-Corporate-Greed--Review-Everything-Ep--10-e3c0mgh0c4bdc53-7d06-4be0-bbca-5f4d7b3718c0Tue, 15 Jul 2025 16:13:09 GMT<p>This week, we're looking at "Things that monetized us." We dive into the complexities of managing a 40-person World of Warcraft raid, the insanity of the gaming industry layoffs, and how fruity drinks in fun containers have cost us too much money. This is Review Everything, the podcast where we put mother nature in its place by ranking everything on a 10-point scale. 👇 Explore the official ranking spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing📚 Pre-order Ashton’s book:https://linktr.ee/MacAshton🎧 Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN</p> yes00:49:25WoW Raids, Tiki Culture, and The Endless Well of Corporate Greed | Review Everything Ep. 10full<![CDATA[LinkedIn Cringe, USB Conspiracies, and Everything Awful in Between | Review Everything Ep. 5]]>This week on Review Everything, Conor and Ashton are rating 'Things that are insufferable'. It's an episode of lows and - well mostly lows - but it's comedic gold. Take a journey with us to the bowels of the USB consortium, the fetid catacombs of LinkedIn, and so much more.Tell us what weird dream YOU’d rank in the comments.We’re figuring it out as we go—give us 100 episodes to find our spice.---📝 View the official ranking spreadsheet📚 Pre-order Ashton’s new book🎧 Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/LinkedIn-Cringe--USB-Conspiracies--and-Everything-Awful-in-Between--Review-Everything-Ep--5-e3c0mgf7b2abcbb-d8d8-47d2-afd6-b4195d1ca91cTue, 20 May 2025 11:00:00 GMT<p>This week on Review Everything, Conor and Ashton are rating 'Things that are insufferable'. It's an episode of lows and - well mostly lows - but it's comedic gold. Take a journey with us to the bowels of the USB consortium, the fetid catacombs of LinkedIn, and so much more.Tell us what weird dream YOU’d rank in the comments.We’re figuring it out as we go—give us 100 episodes to find our spice.---📝 <a href="https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">View the official ranking spreadsheet</a>📚 <a href="https://linktr.ee/MacAshton" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">Pre-order Ashton’s new book</a>🎧 <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify</a></p> yes00:45:01LinkedIn Cringe, USB Conspiracies, and Everything Awful in Between | Review Everything Ep. 5full<![CDATA[Review Everything - The Great Re-Rankening - Part 2]]>If you haven't already, purchase Ashton's new book here: ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/MacAshton⁠This week, Conor finally gets his wish and the ranking scale is blown to smithereens. That's right, we're a #TierList podcast now. We're taking a trip down fifteen episodes of memory lane and re-ranking every item. This took so long, we had to split it into two episodes. This is Part 2, so if you're confused, you should probably go back and watch Part 1 first.

#podcast #comedypodcast #funny #funnypodcast #ranking #review

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/Review-Everything---The-Great-Re-Rankening---Part-2-e3c0mg38981dad5-6cef-4489-a30a-2d432c1f5306Tue, 11 Nov 2025 09:59:00 GMT<p><strong>If you haven't already, purchase Ashton's new book here: </strong><a href="⁠https://linktr.ee/MacAshton⁠" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank"><strong>⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/MacAshton⁠</strong></a><strong></strong>This week, Conor finally gets his wish and the ranking scale is blown to smithereens. That's right, we're a #TierList podcast now. We're taking a trip down fifteen episodes of memory lane and re-ranking every item. This took so long, we had to split it into two episodes. This is Part 2, so if you're confused, you should probably go back and watch Part 1 first. </p><p> #podcast #comedypodcast #funny #funnypodcast #ranking #review </p> yes00:53:07Review Everything - The Great Re-Rankening - Part 2full<![CDATA[Back Cracks, Peanut Conspiracies, and Bad Tech Gadgets | Review Everything | S2E7 ]]>This week, it's "Things that seemed like good purchases at the time." We've got Ashton's Kanye West record, a chiropractic device, Conor's stupid smart speaker setup, and a modular PC build from Teenage Engineering. Hell, there's even a puppet murder to kick things off because Hans Berger is back. Things got wild!

Support Ashton and the pod by subscribing to his substack: MacAshton.Substack.com.

If you enjoy Review Everything, please like, subscribe, and share. That helps us grow and keep making more weird content for all our little mistakes out there.

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/Back-Cracks--Peanut-Conspiracies--and-Bad-Tech-Gadgets--Review-Everything--S2E7-e3gqcu7a2ff585d-c4bf-48c1-a044-eec9b9a3b1ecTue, 24 Mar 2026 13:00:00 GMT<p>This week, it's "Things that seemed like good purchases at the time." We've got Ashton's Kanye West record, a chiropractic device, Conor's stupid smart speaker setup, and a modular PC build from Teenage Engineering. Hell, there's even a puppet murder to kick things off because Hans Berger is back. Things got wild!</p><p>Support Ashton and the pod by subscribing to his substack: <a href="MacAshton.Substack.com" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">MacAshton.Substack.com</a>.</p><p>If you enjoy Review Everything, please like, subscribe, and share. That helps us grow and keep making more weird content for all our little mistakes out there.</p> yes01:04:5427Back Cracks, Peanut Conspiracies, and Bad Tech Gadgets | Review Everything | S2E7 full<![CDATA[Plane Crashes, The Mummy, and Things I Rabbit Holed On | Review Everything | S2E2]]>This week on Review Everything, we're talking about things we rabbit holed on. Conor walks us through the disappearance of Malaysian Airlines Flight 370, Ashton talks about memorizing The Mummy as an ADHD trick, and we get into the chicken trade represented in Temple of Doom. If you haven't already, purchase Ashton's new book here: ⁠https://linktr.ee/MacAshton⁠


Ashton's Article About The Mummy: https://macashton.com/2024/05/05/why-i-still-love-the-mummy-25-years-later/#Podcast #Ranking #TierList #TheMummy #mh370mystery #MH370 #Flying #planecrash #IndianaJones #Writing #Funny #Scary #spooky

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/Plane-Crashes--The-Mummy--and-Things-I-Rabbit-Holed-On--Review-Everything--S2E2-e3c0n1m5ea7feef-6c78-4c6b-9901-3afcf539cd9fTue, 09 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT<p>This week on Review Everything, we're talking about things we rabbit holed on. Conor walks us through the disappearance of <strong>Malaysian Airlines Flight 370</strong>, Ashton talks about memorizing <strong>The Mummy</strong> as an ADHD trick, and we get into the chicken trade represented in <strong>Temple of Doom</strong>. <strong>If you haven't already, purchase Ashton's new book here: </strong><a href="⁠https://linktr.ee/MacAshton⁠" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">⁠https://linktr.ee/MacAshton⁠</a></p><p><br /></p><p><strong>Ashton's Article About The Mummy: </strong><a href="https://macashton.com/2024/05/05/why-i-still-love-the-mummy-25-years-later/" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">https://macashton.com/2024/05/05/why-i-still-love-the-mummy-25-years-later/</a>#Podcast #Ranking #TierList #TheMummy #mh370mystery #MH370 #Flying #planecrash #IndianaJones #Writing #Funny #Scary #spooky</p> yes00:57:4522Plane Crashes, The Mummy, and Things I Rabbit Holed On | Review Everything | S2E2full<![CDATA[Neurodivergent Shortcuts, Coffee on God, and Billionaire Monks - Review Everything Episode 11]]>We're back! It's been a few weeks, but we're jumping right back in with things that bring us calm. We've got medications that make us feel almost neurotypical, meditation, and Ashton's love affair with coffee. We are now back on our regularly scheduled recording cadence, so more to come soon.

Buy tickets to Ashton's book event: https://www.villagebooks.com/events/3328620250927


📚 Pre-order Ashton’s book: https://linktr.ee/MacAshton

👇 Explore the official ranking spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing


🎧 Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/Neurodivergent-Shortcuts--Coffee-on-God--and-Billionaire-Monks---Review-Everything-Episode-11-e3c0mgd9a35be63-121d-41ff-824a-75f8686c9796Wed, 20 Aug 2025 15:27:18 GMT<p>We're back! It's been a few weeks, but we're jumping right back in with things that bring us calm. We've got medications that make us feel almost neurotypical, meditation, and Ashton's love affair with coffee. We are now back on our regularly scheduled recording cadence, so more to come soon. </p><p><strong>Buy tickets to Ashton's book event: </strong><a href="https://www.villagebooks.com/events/3328620250927" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.villagebooks.com/events/3328620250927</a></p><p><br /></p><p><strong>📚 Pre-order Ashton’s book</strong><a href=": https://linktr.ee/MacAshton" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank"><strong>: </strong>https://linktr.ee/MacAshton</a></p><p><strong>👇 Explore the official ranking spreadsheet: </strong><a href="https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing</a></p><p><br /></p><p>🎧 <strong>Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify: </strong><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN</a></p> yes00:49:33Neurodivergent Shortcuts, Coffee on God, and Billionaire Monks - Review Everything Episode 11full<![CDATA[Things From My Dreams | Ep. 3]]>This week, we're headed into the shadow realm of dreams! It gets weird, it gets wild, and it sure as hell gets numeric.

📝 View the official ranking spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing


📚 Pre-order Ashton’s new book:https://linktr.ee/MacAshton

🎧 Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN


👇 Drop your feedback, hot takes, and future item suggestions in the comments!We’re figuring this out as we go—give us 100 episodes to find our spice.

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/Things-From-My-Dreams--Ep--3-e3c0mgi6f9a37f1-12de-430f-b3c3-68d65ab41372Tue, 06 May 2025 13:00:00 GMT<p>This week, we're headed into the shadow realm of dreams! It gets weird, it gets wild, and it sure as hell gets numeric. </p><p>📝 View the official ranking spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing</p><p><br /></p><p>📚 Pre-order Ashton’s new book:https://linktr.ee/MacAshton</p><p>🎧 Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN</p><p><br /></p><p>👇 Drop your feedback, hot takes, and future item suggestions in the comments!We’re figuring this out as we go—give us 100 episodes to find our spice.</p> yes00:48:40Things From My Dreams | Ep. 3full<![CDATA[Things I Found In My House | Ep.1]]>

This week on Review Everything, we're putting numeric values to objects we found in our house. From ancient plans buried in Ashton's basement to dogs full of danger and moments of pleasure, this episode really runs the gamut.


Want to take a look at our ranking spreadsheet?⁠ Here's a link⁠


Pre-order Ashton's new book here: ⁠https://linktr.ee/MacAshton⁠


Listen to Ashton's audiobooks ⁠on Spotify⁠.

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/Things-I-Found-In-My-House--Ep-1-e3c0mggc8ce6bd8-16e4-4b11-9bc4-ada390d42168Thu, 17 Apr 2025 13:00:00 GMT<p></p><p>This week on Review Everything, we're putting numeric values to objects we found in our house. From ancient plans buried in Ashton's basement to dogs full of danger and moments of pleasure, this episode really runs the gamut. </p><p><br /></p><p>Want to take a look at our ranking spreadsheet?<a href="https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">⁠ Here's a link⁠</a></p><p><br /></p><p>Pre-order Ashton's new book here: <a href="https://linktr.ee/MacAshton" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">⁠https://linktr.ee/MacAshton⁠</a></p><p><br /></p><p>Listen to Ashton's audiobooks <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">⁠on Spotify⁠</a>. </p> yes00:52:09Things I Found In My House | Ep.1full<![CDATA[Episode 14 - Things that are seasonal]]>This week on Review Everything, it's things that are seasonal. We talk about McDonalds, religion, spicy foods, survivor, and a whole lot more. Ashton's new #SciFi book just released! Get your copy anywhere books are sold: linktr.ee/MacAshton

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/Episode-14---Things-that-are-seasonal-e3c0mgr3c6b7624-fdcb-4ab0-a8d8-3e0fb688c603Tue, 23 Sep 2025 08:00:00 GMT<p>This week on Review Everything, it's things that are seasonal. We talk about McDonalds, religion, spicy foods, survivor, and a whole lot more. Ashton's new #SciFi book just released! Get your copy anywhere books are sold: <a href="linktr.ee/MacAshton" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">linktr.ee/MacAshton</a></p> yes01:04:00Episode 14 - Things that are seasonalfull<![CDATA[The Truth About D.B. Cooper, Pokémon Glitches, and "Things that are lost" | S2 E3]]>We're covering a lot of ground, as usual this week. We're talking about famous heists, female reproductive health, and the Pokemon glitches that defined our childhood. It's a mix of education and just pure nonsense. If you enjoy the pod, support Ashton by buying his books: https://linktr.ee/MacAshton

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/The-Truth-About-D-B--Cooper--Pokmon-Glitches--and-Things-that-are-lost--S2-E3-e3du6q9513588f3-2373-483b-9560-ac4964bf07c2Tue, 20 Jan 2026 20:00:00 GMT<p>We're covering a lot of ground, as usual this week. We're talking about famous heists, female reproductive health, and the Pokemon glitches that defined our childhood. It's a mix of education and just pure nonsense. If you enjoy the pod, support Ashton by buying his books: <a href="https://linktr.ee/MacAshton" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/MacAshton</a></p> yes01:04:2823The Truth About D.B. Cooper, PokĂ©mon Glitches, and "Things that are lost" | S2 E3full<![CDATA[Things we found on the internet | Review Everything Ep.6]]>This week, Conor and Ashton are exploring 'Things we found on the internet'. Find out why someone thought it was a good idea to go over Niagara Falls with an anvil attached to them. Learn the history of the internet's first time traveler, John Titor, and much more. ---📝 View the official ranking spreadsheet📚 Pre-order Ashton’s new book🎧 Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/Things-we-found-on-the-internet--Review-Everything-Ep-6-e3c0mgqc513fb1a-c838-4973-b4bc-06152f3eebcfTue, 03 Jun 2025 11:00:00 GMT<p>This week, Conor and Ashton are exploring 'Things we found on the internet'. Find out why someone thought it was a good idea to go over Niagara Falls with an anvil attached to them. Learn the history of the internet's first time traveler, John Titor, and much more. ---📝 View the <a href="https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">official ranking spreadsheet</a>📚 Pre-order <a href="https://linktr.ee/MacAshton" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">Ashton’s new book</a>🎧 Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks on <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">Spotify</a></p> yes01:08:43Things we found on the internet | Review Everything Ep.6full<![CDATA[Review Everything - The Great Re-Rankening - Part 1]]>This week, Conor finally gets his wish and the ranking scale is blown to smithereens. That's right, we're a #TierList podcast now. We're taking a trip down fifteen episodes of memory lane and re-ranking every item. This took so long, we had to split it into two episodes. Part 2 is coming next week. #podcast #comedypodcast #funny #funnypodcast #ranking #review


If you haven't already, purchase Ashton's new book here: https://linktr.ee/MacAshton

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/Review-Everything---The-Great-Re-Rankening---Part-1-e3c0mg493d6cd34-7107-49cd-9376-a6fe54467e80Tue, 28 Oct 2025 08:27:00 GMT<p>This week, Conor finally gets his wish and the ranking scale is blown to smithereens. That's right, we're a #TierList podcast now. We're taking a trip down fifteen episodes of memory lane and re-ranking every item. This took so long, we had to split it into two episodes. Part 2 is coming next week. #podcast #comedypodcast #funny #funnypodcast #ranking #review </p><p><br /></p><p>If you haven't already, purchase Ashton's new book here: <a href="https://linktr.ee/MacAshton" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/MacAshton</a></p> yes00:40:43Review Everything - The Great Re-Rankening - Part 1full<![CDATA[P90X, Bingo, and Ashton's Neck Neck Neck | Review Everything | S2E4]]>This week is all about New Year's resolutions and "Things we did to ourselves". As always, it's wild, chaotic, and goes in several unexpected directions. We had a blast making this one.Will Ashton ever get good at The Finals? Will the boys spontaneously hang out in meat space? Sound off in the comments.


Support Ashton by purchasing his books: https://linktr.ee/MacAshton

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/P90X--Bingo--and-Ashtons-Neck-Neck-Neck--Review-Everything--S2E4-e3ef30qacfe0c4b-515b-4171-a8da-284487d9e8c3Tue, 03 Feb 2026 09:36:00 GMT<p>This week is all about New Year's resolutions and "Things we did to ourselves". As always, it's wild, chaotic, and goes in several unexpected directions. We had a blast making this one.Will Ashton ever get good at The Finals? Will the boys spontaneously hang out in meat space? Sound off in the comments.</p><p><br /></p><p>Support Ashton by purchasing his books: <a href="https://linktr.ee/MacAshton" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/MacAshton</a></p> yes00:55:1124P90X, Bingo, and Ashton's Neck Neck Neck | Review Everything | S2E4full<![CDATA[Puppets, Podcasts, and a Bit of Regret | Review Everything Ep. 8.5]]>We’re back with a bonus episode where things get extra weird on the road.

This week:
🌀 Ashton's "wife" stops by and is a bit more puppety than expected

đŸ“» We finalize our rankings for Enchanted Forest and Alice Isn't Dead
🎯 And we make a surprise stop at Shipwreck Beads, Washington's most mysterious bead surplus store.

Come for the puppets. Stay for the chaos.

👇 View our master ranking spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing

📚 Pre-order Ashton’s new book:
https://linktr.ee/MacAshton

🎧 Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/Puppets--Podcasts--and-a-Bit-of-Regret--Review-Everything-Ep--8-5-e3c0mg04d51f0a3-a958-4bab-9a29-7bcc71e50a72Tue, 01 Jul 2025 13:48:49 GMT<p>We’re back with a bonus episode where things get extra weird on the road.</p><p>This week:<br />🌀 Ashton's "wife" stops by and is a bit more puppety than expected</p><p>đŸ“» We finalize our rankings for Enchanted Forest and Alice Isn't Dead<br />🎯 And we make a surprise stop at <em>Shipwreck Beads</em>, Washington's most mysterious bead surplus store.</p><p>Come for the puppets. Stay for the chaos.</p><p>👇 View our master ranking spreadsheet:<br /><a href="https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing</a></p><p>📚 Pre-order Ashton’s new book:<br /><a href="https://linktr.ee/MacAshton" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://linktr.ee/MacAshton</a></p><p>🎧 Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks:<br /><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN</a></p><p></p> yes00:22:30Puppets, Podcasts, and a Bit of Regret | Review Everything Ep. 8.5full<![CDATA[Is Ashton's Coin Lucky? | Bonus Episode (4.5)]]>In our first ever bonus episode, we find out if Ashton survived his 'harrowing' flights to and from Chicago. If he does, the podcast will have its first ever 10! The stakes have never been higher. Join us for this special episode, like, subscribe, and smash every button in town, because it's about to get numeric up in this business. You can find full episodes of Review Everything wherever you get your podcasts. You can find Ashton's books everywhere books are sold!

📚 Pre-order Ashton’s new book

🎧 Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify

📝 View the official ranking spreadsheet:

👇 Drop your feedback, hot takes, and future item suggestions in the comments!

]]>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ashton-macaulay86/episodes/Is-Ashtons-Coin-Lucky---Bonus-Episode-4-5-e3c0mg2a8801124-c642-4e1b-a1e8-9a162a9a768eThu, 15 May 2025 13:00:00 GMT<p>In our first ever bonus episode, we find out if Ashton survived his 'harrowing' flights to and from Chicago. If he does, the podcast will have its first ever 10! The stakes have never been higher. Join us for this special episode, like, subscribe, and smash every button in town, because it's about to get numeric up in this business. You can find full episodes of Review Everything wherever you get your podcasts. You can find Ashton's books everywhere books are sold!</p><p>📚 Pre-order Ashton’s new <a href="https://linktr.ee/MacAshton" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">book</a></p><p>🎧 Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks on <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">Spotify</a></p><p>📝 View the official ranking <a href="https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">spreadsheet</a>:</p><p>👇 Drop your feedback, hot takes, and future item suggestions in the comments!</p> yes00:12:14Is Ashton's Coin Lucky? | Bonus Episode (4.5)full