<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:psc="http://podlove.org/simple-chapters" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Dead Men Tell Stories]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><b><strong>On this podcast.</strong></b></p><p><b><strong>3 Dead Men tell tales of the macabre.</strong></b></p><p><b><strong>On this podcast.</strong></b></p><p><b><strong>Serial Killers are not glorified.</strong></b></p><p><b><strong>On this podcast.</strong></b></p><p><b><strong>Horror films absolutely are glorified.</strong></b></p><p><b><strong>On this podcast.</strong></b></p><p><b><strong>Surreal art may be conflated with wieners.</strong></b></p><p><b><strong>On this podcast.</strong></b></p><p><b><strong>Music and literature and poetry are woven together. Wieners</strong></b></p><p><b><strong>On this podcast.</strong></b></p><p><b><strong>You. Are. Never. Safe.</strong></b></p><p><b><strong>Just kidding.</strong></b></p><p><b><strong>On this podcast.</strong></b></p><p><b><strong>Dead Men… Tell Stories</strong></b></p>]]></description><link>https://riverside.com</link><generator>Riverside.fm (https://riverside.com)</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2026 04:55:30 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://api.riverside.com/hosting/8p9SodLa.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><author><![CDATA[Gary Walton, Kasey Masters, and Tim Thackeray]]></author><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2026 15:35:55 GMT</pubDate><copyright><![CDATA[2026 Gary Walton, Kasey Masters, and Tim Thackeray]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><ttl>60</ttl><category><![CDATA[Film Reviews]]></category><category><![CDATA[True Crime]]></category><itunes:author>Gary Walton, Kasey Masters, and Tim Thackeray</itunes:author><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;On this podcast.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3 Dead Men tell tales of the macabre.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;On this podcast.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Serial Killers are not glorified.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;On this podcast.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Horror films absolutely are glorified.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;On this podcast.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Surreal art may be conflated with wieners.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;On this podcast.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Music and literature and poetry are woven together. Wieners&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;On this podcast.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;You. Are. Never. Safe.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Just kidding.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;On this podcast.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dead Men… Tell Stories&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Gary Walton, Kasey Masters, and Tim Thackeray</itunes:name><itunes:email>gl.walton@hotmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:category text="TV &amp; Film"><itunes:category text="Film Reviews"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="True Crime"/><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/a64c3250-9626-450c-934b-ffa7c390131a/logos/f1c55664-0a58-40e6-8181-9fc7ad18768f.png"/><item><title><![CDATA[Consider This Your Warning…The Warm Up]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Every great nightmare has a beginning… and unfortunately for you, this is ours.</p><p>Welcome to <b><strong>Dead Men Tell Stories Podcast!</strong></b></p><p>We’re kicking things off with our very first episode, so bear with us. We’re a little nervous, probably a little awkward, and there’s a pretty good chance we’ll stumble over our words. But hey, even the best horror stories start with a few questionable decisions.</p><p>We’re new to this, but we’re here to talk about the strange, the disturbing, the unexplained, and the downright horrifying. We’ll be bringing you true crime, creepy characters, dark history, and stories that might make you double-check the locks before going to bed.</p><p>We promise we’ll get better with time. So be patient, stick around, and give us a little room to find our footing. After all, even a serial killer had to start somewhere.</p><p>And trust us… the longer you stay, the darker things are going to get.</p><p>So settle in, turn down the lights, and welcome to the family.</p><p>Just remember… <b><strong>Dead men tell stories. 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We’re a little nervous, probably a little awkward, and there’s a pretty good chance we’ll stumble over our words. But hey, even the best horror stories start with a few questionable decisions.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We’re new to this, but we’re here to talk about the strange, the disturbing, the unexplained, and the downright horrifying. We’ll be bringing you true crime, creepy characters, dark history, and stories that might make you double-check the locks before going to bed.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We promise we’ll get better with time. So be patient, stick around, and give us a little room to find our footing. After all, even a serial killer had to start somewhere.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And trust us… the longer you stay, the darker things are going to get.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So settle in, turn down the lights, and welcome to the family.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just remember… &lt;b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dead men tell stories. 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