<![CDATA[This Ain't Fortune Telling]]>www.thisaintfortunetelling.comRiverside.fm (https://riverside.com)Thu, 30 Apr 2026 01:35:59 GMTSat, 06 Sep 2025 19:58:19 GMT60ClaudineForget crystal balls and vague predictions—this is tarot with both feet on the ground. This Ain’t Fortune Telling is for anyone craving clarity, not prophecy. Join Clo for live readings, intuitive yet practical insights, and deep dives into tarot’s imagery and symbolism. No gurus, no gatekeeping—just you, your intuition, and the cards. Come for the tarot. Stay for the truthepisodicClaudineclaudinelascelle@gmail.comno<![CDATA[Episode 13 - The Devil and The Tower]]>Attachment, Truth & the Moment Everything Shifts

In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Clo is joined by Victoria to explore two of the most misunderstood,and often feared, cards in the tarot: The Devil and The Tower.

These cards don’t predict disaster.
They reveal truth.

The Devil shows us where we feel stuck. In patterns, habits, relationships, or beliefs. Aand where we may be reinforcing that stuckness without realizing it. The Tower represents the moment those illusions can no longer hold, when clarity arrives and something shifts.

Together, these cards tell a very human story: the slow awareness that something isn’t working… and the moment we can’t ignore it anymore.

This conversation moves beyond fear-based interpretations and into something more useful, awareness. The kind that helps you recognize where you still have agency, where you’ve been avoiding what you already know, and how clarity, even when it feels disruptive, can create real change.

Through imagery, real-life examples, and a live reading, Clo and Victoria explore the relationship between gradual knowing and sudden shifts and why the things that fall apart were often never sustainable to begin with.

As always, tarot here isn’t about predicting what’s coming, it’s about understanding what’s happening now so you can meet it consciously.

In This Episode, We Explore

  • The Devil as attachment, patterns, and perceived limitation
  • The Tower as disruption, truth, and necessary change
  • Why these cards are often feared (and misunderstood)
  • The connection between avoidance and sudden shifts
  • Where we still have agency, even when we feel stuck
  • How awareness creates the opportunity for change

Key Takeaways

  • The Devil shows where we feel stuck — but often aren’t
  • Many limitations are reinforced by belief, not reality
  • The Tower doesn’t destroy what’s solid — it reveals what isn’t
  • Avoiding truth builds pressure over time
  • Clarity can feel uncomfortable before it feels freeing
  • You have more agency than you think

💬 Memorable Lines

“The Devil doesn’t trap you — it shows you where you’re participating in the trap.”
“The Tower doesn’t destroy what’s solid.”
“The Tower often says what the Devil has been whispering all along.”

🔮 Reflection Questions

  • What am I pretending not to know right now?
  • Where do I feel stuck — and is that actually true?

💜 Connect

Clo — Host of This Ain’t Fortune Telling
🌐 https://thisaintfortunetelling.com

Until next time —
trust what’s showing up, and pull with intention.

]]>1252e655-5f73-4906-b1cb-0695f4e65225Fri, 17 Apr 2026 10:00:00 GMT<p><b>Attachment, Truth &amp; the Moment Everything Shifts</b></p><p>In this episode of <b>This Ain’t Fortune Telling</b>, Clo is joined by <b>Victoria</b> to explore two of the most misunderstood,and often feared, cards in the tarot: <b>The Devil and The Tower</b>.</p><p>These cards don’t predict disaster.<br />They reveal truth.</p><p>The Devil shows us where we feel stuck. In patterns, habits, relationships, or beliefs. Aand where we may be reinforcing that stuckness without realizing it. The Tower represents the moment those illusions can no longer hold, when clarity arrives and something shifts.</p><p>Together, these cards tell a very human story: the slow awareness that something isn’t working… and the moment we can’t ignore it anymore.</p><p>This conversation moves beyond fear-based interpretations and into something more useful, awareness. The kind that helps you recognize where you still have agency, where you’ve been avoiding what you already know, and how clarity, even when it feels disruptive, can create real change.</p><p>Through imagery, real-life examples, and a live reading, Clo and Victoria explore the relationship between gradual knowing and sudden shifts and why the things that fall apart were often never sustainable to begin with.</p><p>As always, tarot here isn’t about predicting what’s coming, it’s about understanding what’s happening now so you can meet it consciously.</p><hr /><h2>In This Episode, We Explore</h2><ul><li>The Devil as attachment, patterns, and perceived limitation</li><li>The Tower as disruption, truth, and necessary change</li><li>Why these cards are often feared (and misunderstood)</li><li>The connection between avoidance and sudden shifts</li><li>Where we still have agency, even when we feel stuck</li><li>How awareness creates the opportunity for change</li></ul><h2>Key Takeaways</h2><ul><li>The Devil shows where we feel stuck — but often aren’t</li><li>Many limitations are reinforced by belief, not reality</li><li>The Tower doesn’t destroy what’s solid — it reveals what isn’t</li><li>Avoiding truth builds pressure over time</li><li>Clarity can feel uncomfortable before it feels freeing</li><li>You have more agency than you think</li></ul><hr /><h2>💬 Memorable Lines</h2><p>“The Devil doesn’t trap you — it shows you where you’re participating in the trap.”<br />“The Tower doesn’t destroy what’s solid.”<br />“The Tower often says what the Devil has been whispering all along.”</p><hr /><h2>🔮 Reflection Questions</h2><ul><li>What am I pretending not to know right now?</li><li>Where do I feel stuck — and is that actually true?</li></ul><hr /><h2>💜 Connect</h2><p>Clo — Host of <b>This Ain’t Fortune Telling</b><br />🌐 <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://thisaintfortunetelling.com" target="_blank">https://thisaintfortunetelling.com</a></p><hr /><p>Until next time —<br /><b>trust what’s showing up, and pull with intention.</b></p><p></p><p></p>yes00:34:04113Episode 13 - The Devil and The Towerfull<![CDATA[Episode 12 - Death and Temperance]]>Episode 12 — Death & Temperance

Endings, Integration & the Balance That Follows

In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Clo is joined by Meaghan for a conversation about what happens after things fall apart, or more accurately, after they end.

Following the movement of The Wheel of Fortune and Justice, this episode lands in the next phase of the cycle: Death and Temperance, the transition from ending to integration.

Death is often misunderstood as loss or catastrophe, but in tarot, it’s something quieter and more honest. It’s the moment we stop resisting what is already over. The moment we accept that a chapter has completed. Even if part of us wishes it hadn’t.

And right beside it, we find Temperance.

Not as relief.
Not as instant healing.
But as the slow, steady process of rebuilding balance.

Together, these cards speak to a deeply human experience: letting go of what cannot continue, and learning how to live in what comes next.

Through imagery, real-life reflection, and a live reading, Clo and Meaghan explore how endings create space, how balance is rebuilt (not restored), and why transformation is often less dramatic, and more sacred, than we expect.

As always, tarot here isn’t about predicting what’s coming — it’s about understanding what’s happening now so you can meet it with awareness.

🔮 In This Episode, We Explore

  • Death as completion, not collapse
  • Why endings are neutral — even when they feel emotional
  • The symbolism of Death in the Rider–Waite deck
  • Temperance as integration, not instant healing
  • Rebuilding balance after a major life shift
  • The connection between emotional endings and nervous system regulation
  • Why transformation requires both release and patience
  • How identity shifts after letting something go
  • The relationship between grief, acceptance, and growth

✨ Key Takeaways

  • Death represents endings that are already complete — not ones we can avoid
  • Letting go is often about acceptance, not action
  • Transformation begins when resistance ends
  • Temperance is the process of rebuilding balance, not returning to the past
  • Healing is gradual, not immediate
  • Growth requires both release and integration
  • You don’t become someone new instantly — you recalibrate over time
  • Balance is created, not restored
  • Endings make space for a different version of stability
  • The process of becoming is often quiet and slow

🎧 Live Reading Highlight

This episode includes a live reading for a listener navigating how to build something lasting from experiences that feel fleeting.

Through the lens of Death and Temperance, the reading explores:

  • What needs to be released
  • What balance is being rebuilt
  • What supports the transition forward

💜 Connect & Explore Further

Clo

Host of This Ain’t Fortune Telling
Tarot for clarity, not prediction

🌐 https://thisaintfortunetelling.com
🃏 Book a reading, explore the blog, or check upcoming offerings

Meaghan

somaticaintimacycoaching.ca

venusianwomb.com

]]>895751ca-8f9e-4fcb-a77b-a8fc5cc77c4bFri, 03 Apr 2026 12:42:09 GMT<h1>Episode 12 — Death &amp; Temperance</h1><p><b>Endings, Integration &amp; the Balance That Follows</b></p><p>In this episode of <b>This Ain’t Fortune Telling</b>, Clo is joined by <b>Meaghan</b> for a conversation about what happens <i>after</i> things fall apart, or more accurately, after they end.</p><p>Following the movement of <b>The Wheel of Fortune and Justice</b>, this episode lands in the next phase of the cycle: <b>Death and Temperance</b>, the transition from ending to integration.</p><p>Death is often misunderstood as loss or catastrophe, but in tarot, it’s something quieter and more honest. It’s the moment we stop resisting what is already over. The moment we accept that a chapter has completed. Even if part of us wishes it hadn’t.</p><p>And right beside it, we find Temperance.</p><p>Not as relief.<br />Not as instant healing.<br />But as the slow, steady process of rebuilding balance.</p><p>Together, these cards speak to a deeply human experience: letting go of what cannot continue, and learning how to live in what comes next.</p><p>Through imagery, real-life reflection, and a live reading, Clo and Meaghan explore how endings create space, how balance is rebuilt (not restored), and why transformation is often less dramatic, and more sacred, than we expect.</p><p>As always, tarot here isn’t about predicting what’s coming — it’s about understanding what’s happening now so you can meet it with awareness.</p><hr /><h2>🔮 In This Episode, We Explore</h2><ul><li>Death as completion, not collapse</li><li>Why endings are neutral — even when they feel emotional</li><li>The symbolism of Death in the Rider–Waite deck</li><li>Temperance as integration, not instant healing</li><li>Rebuilding balance after a major life shift</li><li>The connection between emotional endings and nervous system regulation</li><li>Why transformation requires both release <i>and</i> patience</li><li>How identity shifts after letting something go</li><li>The relationship between grief, acceptance, and growth</li></ul><hr /><h2>✨ Key Takeaways</h2><ul><li>Death represents endings that are already complete — not ones we can avoid</li><li>Letting go is often about acceptance, not action</li><li>Transformation begins when resistance ends</li><li>Temperance is the process of rebuilding balance, not returning to the past</li><li>Healing is gradual, not immediate</li><li>Growth requires both release and integration</li><li>You don’t become someone new instantly — you recalibrate over time</li><li>Balance is created, not restored</li><li>Endings make space for a different version of stability</li><li>The process of becoming is often quiet and slow</li></ul><hr /><h2>🎧 Live Reading Highlight</h2><p>This episode includes a live reading for a listener navigating how to build something lasting from experiences that feel fleeting.</p><p>Through the lens of Death and Temperance, the reading explores:</p><ul><li>What needs to be released</li><li>What balance is being rebuilt</li><li>What supports the transition forward</li></ul><hr /><hr /><hr /><h2>💜 Connect &amp; Explore Further</h2><h3>Clo</h3><p>Host of <b>This Ain’t Fortune Telling</b><br />Tarot for clarity, not prediction</p><p>🌐 <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://thisaintfortunetelling.com" target="_blank">https://thisaintfortunetelling.com</a><br />🃏 Book a reading, explore the blog, or check upcoming offerings</p><hr /><h3>Meaghan</h3><p><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://somaticaintimacycoaching.ca" target="_blank">somaticaintimacycoaching.ca</a></p><p><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://venusianwomb.com" target="_blank">venusianwomb.com</a></p>yes00:37:07112Episode 12 - Death and Temperancefull<![CDATA[Episode 11 - The Hanged Man]]>Pause, Perspective & the Wisdom of Surrender

In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Clo is joined by Victoria to explore one of the most misunderstood, and often resisted, cards in the tarot: The Hanged Man.

This archetype doesn’t ask for action.
It asks for something much harder:

A pause.

Together, Clo and Victoria unpack the symbolism of The Hanged Man, including the upside-down perspective, the sense of suspension, and the quiet clarity that can emerge when we stop trying to force movement. This card isn’t about being stuck or punished, it’s about stepping out of patterns long enough to see something differently.

The conversation moves into real-life application, exploring what it feels like when life slows down unexpectedly, when clarity doesn’t come on demand, and when the only real option is to sit with what is.

Through teaching, reflection, and a live reading, this episode invites listeners to reconsider their relationship with waiting, surrender, and the discomfort of not knowing what comes next.

As always, tarot here isn’t about predicting the future, it’s about understanding the moment you’re in so you can meet it with more awareness.

🔮 In This Episode, We Explore

  • The symbolism and imagery of The Hanged Man
  • Why this card represents perspective, not punishment
  • The difference between being stuck and being in a meaningful pause
  • Resistance to slowing down in a productivity-driven world
  • How perspective shifts often require stillness
  • What surrender actually looks like in real life
  • The emotional experience of uncertainty and waiting
  • How to work with periods of suspension instead of fighting them

✨ Key Takeaways

  • The Hanged Man represents perspective gained through pause
  • Not all stillness is stagnation — some of it is necessary
  • Surrender is not giving up — it’s allowing clarity to emerge
  • Growth doesn’t always come through action
  • Resistance often makes a pause feel longer than it is
  • A shift in perspective can change everything
  • Waiting can be productive when it creates awareness
  • Not knowing is part of the process, not a failure of it
  • The Hanged Man invites us to stop forcing and start seeing

🎧 Live Reading Highlight

This episode includes a live tarot reading exploring what it means to be in a “paused” phase of life and how to work with that space instead of trying to escape it.

🔮 Reflection Questions

  • Where in your life are you being asked to pause — even if you don’t want to?
  • What might become clearer if you stopped trying to force an answer?

💜 Connect & Explore Further

Clo

Host of This Ain’t Fortune Telling
Tarot for clarity, not prediction

🌐 https://thisaintfortunetelling.com
Read the blog, book a reading, or explore current offerings

Victoria

Looking for Victoria? You can reach her here at Taurus Moon Tarot 514-793-3906

If this episode resonated, share it with someone who’s in a season of waiting, and consider leaving a review to help others find the show.

Until next time, trust what’s showing up, and pull with intention.

]]>bee3f98d-3d1d-4bb1-99c1-43b2cf3be79dFri, 20 Mar 2026 10:00:00 GMT<p><b>Pause, Perspective &amp; the Wisdom of Surrender</b></p><p>In this episode of <b>This Ain’t Fortune Telling</b>, Clo is joined by <b>Victoria</b> to explore one of the most misunderstood, and often resisted, cards in the tarot: <b>The Hanged Man</b>.</p><p>This archetype doesn’t ask for action.<br />It asks for something much harder:</p><p><b>A pause.</b></p><p>Together, Clo and Victoria unpack the symbolism of The Hanged Man, including the upside-down perspective, the sense of suspension, and the quiet clarity that can emerge when we stop trying to force movement. This card isn’t about being stuck or punished, it’s about stepping out of patterns long enough to see something differently.</p><p>The conversation moves into real-life application, exploring what it feels like when life slows down unexpectedly, when clarity doesn’t come on demand, and when the only real option is to sit with what is.</p><p>Through teaching, reflection, and a live reading, this episode invites listeners to reconsider their relationship with waiting, surrender, and the discomfort of not knowing what comes next.</p><p>As always, tarot here isn’t about predicting the future, it’s about understanding the moment you’re in so you can meet it with more awareness.</p><hr /><h2>🔮 In This Episode, We Explore</h2><ul><li>The symbolism and imagery of The Hanged Man</li><li>Why this card represents perspective, not punishment</li><li>The difference between being stuck and being in a meaningful pause</li><li>Resistance to slowing down in a productivity-driven world</li><li>How perspective shifts often require stillness</li><li>What surrender actually looks like in real life</li><li>The emotional experience of uncertainty and waiting</li><li>How to work with periods of suspension instead of fighting them</li></ul><hr /><h2>✨ Key Takeaways</h2><ul><li>The Hanged Man represents perspective gained through pause</li><li>Not all stillness is stagnation — some of it is necessary</li><li>Surrender is not giving up — it’s allowing clarity to emerge</li><li>Growth doesn’t always come through action</li><li>Resistance often makes a pause feel longer than it is</li><li>A shift in perspective can change everything</li><li>Waiting can be productive when it creates awareness</li><li>Not knowing is part of the process, not a failure of it</li><li>The Hanged Man invites us to stop forcing and start seeing</li></ul><hr /><h2>🎧 Live Reading Highlight</h2><p>This episode includes a live tarot reading exploring what it means to be in a “paused” phase of life and how to work with that space instead of trying to escape it.</p><hr /><hr /><h2>🔮 Reflection Questions</h2><ul><li>Where in your life are you being asked to pause — even if you don’t want to?</li><li>What might become clearer if you stopped trying to force an answer?</li></ul><hr /><h2>💜 Connect &amp; Explore Further</h2><h3>Clo</h3><p>Host of <b>This Ain’t Fortune Telling</b><br />Tarot for clarity, not prediction</p><p>🌐 <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://thisaintfortunetelling.com" target="_blank">https://thisaintfortunetelling.com</a><br />Read the blog, book a reading, or explore current offerings</p><hr /><h3>Victoria</h3><p>Looking for Victoria? You can reach her here at Taurus Moon Tarot 514-793-3906</p><hr /><p>If this episode resonated, share it with someone who’s in a season of waiting, and consider leaving a review to help others find the show.</p><p>Until next time, <b>trust what’s showing up, and pull with intention.</b></p>no00:23:45111Episode 11 - The Hanged Manfull<![CDATA[Episode 10 - Tarot - What we love, hate and don't understand]]>A Panel Conversation

In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Clo brings together a small panel of tarot readers and tarot-curious humans for an honest conversation about the cards. What draws us to them, what frustrates us, and what still confuses us.

Joining Clo for this roundtable discussion are Tara, Meaghan, and Sabrina, bringing a mix of seasoned experience and fresh perspective to the table.

Together, they talk about how people first find tarot, the role intuition plays in reading the cards, and the many ways tarot can support self-discovery and personal growth. The conversation also touches on common misconceptions, frustrations within tarot culture, and the tension between structured learning and intuitive interpretation.

Along the way, the panel explores topics that often spark debate in the tarot community, from reversals and symbolism to the impact of social media and the evolving language around the cards.

At its heart, this episode is about curiosity. Tarot isn’t presented here as a fixed system or a set of rules to master, but as a reflective tool that helps people understand themselves, their patterns, and their choices more clearly.

🔮 In This Episode, We Explore

  • How people first discover tarot and what draws them in
  • The role of intuition in reading the cards
  • Why tarot decks and imagery can resonate differently with each reader
  • The joy — and challenge — of reading for others
  • Frustrations within tarot culture and common misunderstandings
  • Reversals, structured meanings, and intuitive interpretation
  • The influence of social media on tarot practice
  • Doubt, skepticism, and evolving relationships with the cards
  • Gendering and language within tarot symbolism
  • Tarot as a mirror for personal growth and self-reflection

✨ Key Takeaways

  • Tarot can be a powerful tool for reflection and self-discovery
  • Intuition often develops through practice and curiosity
  • Different readers approach tarot in very different ways
  • Tarot culture can be inspiring, but also complicated
  • Social media has changed how people learn and share tarot
  • Doubt and skepticism are a natural part of the learning process
  • The cards can open conversations about identity, archetypes, and symbolism
  • Tarot is less about predicting the future and more about understanding the present

💜 Connect With Us

Clo

Host of This Ain’t Fortune Telling
Tarot for clarity, not prediction.

🌐 https://thisaintfortunetelling.com
Read the blog, book a reading, or explore current offerings through the website.

Tara

TaraT.Inspire@gmail.com

Meaghan

somaticaintimacycoaching.ca

venusianwomb.com

If this episode resonated, share it with someone who’s tarot-curious and leave a review so more listeners can find the show.

Until next time:
trust what’s showing up, and pull with intention.

]]>aa85013a-9965-437e-931c-ae876895b78eFri, 06 Mar 2026 11:00:00 GMT<p><b>A Panel Conversation</b></p><p>In this episode of <b>This Ain’t Fortune Telling</b>, Clo brings together a small panel of tarot readers and tarot-curious humans for an honest conversation about the cards. What draws us to them, what frustrates us, and what still confuses us.</p><p>Joining Clo for this roundtable discussion are <b>Tara</b>, <b>Meaghan</b>, and <b>Sabrina, </b>bringing a mix of seasoned experience and fresh perspective to the table.</p><p>Together, they talk about how people first find tarot, the role intuition plays in reading the cards, and the many ways tarot can support self-discovery and personal growth. The conversation also touches on common misconceptions, frustrations within tarot culture, and the tension between structured learning and intuitive interpretation.</p><p>Along the way, the panel explores topics that often spark debate in the tarot community, from reversals and symbolism to the impact of social media and the evolving language around the cards.</p><p>At its heart, this episode is about curiosity. Tarot isn’t presented here as a fixed system or a set of rules to master, but as a reflective tool that helps people understand themselves, their patterns, and their choices more clearly.</p><hr /><h2>🔮 In This Episode, We Explore</h2><ul><li>How people first discover tarot and what draws them in</li><li>The role of intuition in reading the cards</li><li>Why tarot decks and imagery can resonate differently with each reader</li><li>The joy — and challenge — of reading for others</li><li>Frustrations within tarot culture and common misunderstandings</li><li>Reversals, structured meanings, and intuitive interpretation</li><li>The influence of social media on tarot practice</li><li>Doubt, skepticism, and evolving relationships with the cards</li><li>Gendering and language within tarot symbolism</li><li>Tarot as a mirror for personal growth and self-reflection</li></ul><hr /><h2>✨ Key Takeaways</h2><ul><li>Tarot can be a powerful tool for reflection and self-discovery</li><li>Intuition often develops through practice and curiosity</li><li>Different readers approach tarot in very different ways</li><li>Tarot culture can be inspiring, but also complicated</li><li>Social media has changed how people learn and share tarot</li><li>Doubt and skepticism are a natural part of the learning process</li><li>The cards can open conversations about identity, archetypes, and symbolism</li><li>Tarot is less about predicting the future and more about understanding the present</li></ul><hr /><h1>💜 Connect With Us</h1><h3>Clo</h3><p>Host of <b>This Ain’t Fortune Telling</b><br />Tarot for clarity, not prediction.</p><p>🌐 <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://thisaintfortunetelling.com" target="_blank">https://thisaintfortunetelling.com</a><br />Read the blog, book a reading, or explore current offerings through the website.</p><hr /><h3>Tara</h3><p><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:TaraT.Inspire@gmail.com" target="_blank">TaraT.Inspire@gmail.com</a></p><p></p><hr /><h3>Meaghan</h3><h3><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://somaticaintimacycoaching.ca" target="_blank"><b>somaticaintimacycoaching.ca</b></a></h3><h3><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://venusianwomb.com" target="_blank"><b>venusianwomb.com</b></a></h3><hr /><p>If this episode resonated, share it with someone who’s tarot-curious and leave a review so more listeners can find the show.</p><p>Until next time:<br /><b>trust what’s showing up, and pull with intention.</b></p><hr /><p></p>yes00:59:15110Episode 10 - Tarot - What we love, hate and don't understandfull<![CDATA[Episode 9 - The Wheel of Fortune and Justice]]>Episode 9 — Wheel of Fortune & Justice

Fate, Choice, and the Truth We Can’t Avoid

In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Clo is joined by guest host Meaghan for a conversation about two tarot archetypes that tend to make people squirm: The Wheel of Fortune and Justice.

Together, these cards ask one of the most uncomfortable, and liberating, questions we face as humans:
What is life putting into motion, and what part do I play in what happens next?

This episode explores the tension between what we can’t control and what we absolutely can. The Wheel reminds us that life moves in cycles, seasons, and timing that don’t always ask our permission. Justice reminds us that our choices, actions, and patterns still carry weight, and eventually, truth asks to be acknowledged.

Through grounded conversation and real-life reflection, Clo and Meaghan unpack how these cards show up in readings, in relationships, and in the everyday decisions that quietly shape our lives. They talk about accountability without shame, surrender without passivity, and why accepting consequences can actually bring more clarity and freedom.

As always, tarot here isn’t about predicting what’s going to happen — it’s about understanding what’s happening now so you can meet it consciously.

🔮 In This Episode, We Explore

  • The Wheel of Fortune as cycles, timing, and movement beyond our control
  • Justice as accountability, truth, and natural consequence
  • Why these cards often feel confronting in readings
  • The emotional reality of facing our role in our own stories
  • How to hold the tension between surrender and responsibility
  • Letting life move while still making intentional choices
  • Why accountability isn’t punishment — it’s clarity
  • How awareness of our patterns supports better decisions
  • What it means to accept outcomes and move forward

✨ Key Takeaways

  • Life moves in cycles whether we’re ready or not
  • We can’t control everything but we always have choices
  • Every decision carries consequences, both supportive and challenging
  • Accountability creates momentum and clarity
  • Surrender and responsibility can coexist
  • Emotional honesty helps us make aligned decisions
  • Justice doesn’t punish, it balances
  • Growth comes from acknowledging our role in our own lives
  • Accepting outcomes is part of living consciously
  • Awareness turns reaction into choice

About the Host

Clo — Tarot Reader & Host of This Ain’t Fortune Telling
Tarot for clarity, not prediction.
🌐 https://thisaintfortunetelling.com
Read the blog, book a reading, or explore current offerings through the website.

Meaghan — Guest Host

Somatic Sexologist & Intimacy Coach

Meaghan’s contact info:

somaticaintimacycoaching.ca

venusianwomb.com

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]]>0ff11ff3-0e66-4d15-91a5-fc4287b740a0Fri, 20 Feb 2026 11:00:00 GMT<h1><b>Episode 9 — Wheel of Fortune &amp; Justice</b></h1><p><b>Fate, Choice, and the Truth We Can’t Avoid</b></p><p>In this episode of <i>This Ain’t Fortune Telling</i>, Clo is joined by guest host Meaghan for a conversation about two tarot archetypes that tend to make people squirm: <b>The Wheel of Fortune</b> and <b>Justice</b>.</p><p>Together, these cards ask one of the most uncomfortable, and liberating, questions we face as humans:<br /><b>What is life putting into motion, and what part do I play in what happens next?</b></p><p>This episode explores the tension between what we can’t control and what we absolutely can. The Wheel reminds us that life moves in cycles, seasons, and timing that don’t always ask our permission. Justice reminds us that our choices, actions, and patterns still carry weight, and eventually, truth asks to be acknowledged.</p><p>Through grounded conversation and real-life reflection, Clo and Meaghan unpack how these cards show up in readings, in relationships, and in the everyday decisions that quietly shape our lives. They talk about accountability without shame, surrender without passivity, and why accepting consequences can actually bring more clarity and freedom.</p><p>As always, tarot here isn’t about predicting what’s going to happen — it’s about understanding what’s happening now so you can meet it consciously.</p><p></p><hr /><p></p><h2><b>🔮 In This Episode, We Explore</b></h2><ul><li>The Wheel of Fortune as cycles, timing, and movement beyond our control</li><li>Justice as accountability, truth, and natural consequence</li><li>Why these cards often feel confronting in readings</li><li>The emotional reality of facing our role in our own stories</li><li>How to hold the tension between surrender and responsibility</li><li>Letting life move while still making intentional choices</li><li>Why accountability isn’t punishment — it’s clarity</li><li>How awareness of our patterns supports better decisions</li><li>What it means to accept outcomes and move forward</li></ul><p></p><hr /><p></p><h2><b>✨ Key Takeaways</b></h2><ul><li>Life moves in cycles whether we’re ready or not</li><li>We can’t control everything but we always have choices</li><li>Every decision carries consequences, both supportive and challenging</li><li>Accountability creates momentum and clarity</li><li>Surrender and responsibility can coexist</li><li>Emotional honesty helps us make aligned decisions</li><li>Justice doesn’t punish, it balances</li><li>Growth comes from acknowledging our role in our own lives</li><li>Accepting outcomes is part of living consciously</li><li>Awareness turns reaction into choice</li></ul><hr /><h2><b>About the Host</b></h2><p><b>Clo — Tarot Reader &amp; Host of This Ain’t Fortune Telling<br /></b>Tarot for clarity, not prediction.<br />🌐<a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://thisaintfortunetelling.com" target="_blank"> https://thisaintfortunetelling.com<br /></a>Read the blog, book a reading, or explore current offerings through the website.</p><p></p><p>Meaghan — Guest Host</p><p>Somatic Sexologist &amp; Intimacy Coach</p><p>Meaghan’s contact info:</p><p><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://somaticaintimacycoaching.ca" target="_blank"><b>somaticaintimacycoaching.ca</b></a></p><p><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://venusianwomb.com" target="_blank"><b>venusianwomb.com</b></a></p><hr /><p></p><p>If this episode resonated, share it with someone navigating a turning point, and consider leaving a review so the show can reach the people who need it most.</p><p></p><p><br /></p>no00:55:0019Episode 9 - The Wheel of Fortune and Justicefull<![CDATA[Episode 8 - The Hermit]]>Episode 8 — The Hermit

Wisdom, Solitude, and the Light You Carry

In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Claudine (Clo) is joined by Victoria for a deep, thoughtful exploration of The Hermit.

Together, they unpack the symbolism of The Hermit, moving beyond the idea of isolation and into the card’s true medicine: wisdom, introspection, and inner guidance. This conversation invites listeners to slow down, turn inward, and notice what becomes available when we stop searching for answers outside ourselves.

The episode also explores why so many of us resist solitude, how journaling and reflection support self-discovery, and how to recognize the difference between healthy withdrawal and avoidance. Through a live tarot reading, Clo and Victoria illustrate how The Hermit often appears during periods of recalibration. Moments when life is asking us to pause, listen, and reconnect with our own lived wisdom.

Importantly, this episode reframes solitude as something that can coexist with community, creativity, and support, reminding listeners that going inward doesn’t mean going alone.

🔮 In This Episode, We Explore:

  • The symbolism and deeper meaning of The Hermit card
  • Why The Hermit invites slowing down rather than disengaging
  • How inner guidance differs from external validation
  • Resistance to solitude and the fear of self-discovery
  • Journaling as a tool for reflection and clarity
  • The difference between restorative solitude and avoidance
  • Why The Hermit often appears during major life recalibrations
  • The role of community support during introspective phases
  • How creativity can emerge in quiet, reflective seasons

✨ Key Takeaways

  • The Hermit symbolizes wisdom, perspective, and inner guidance
  • Solitude can be a powerful catalyst for personal growth
  • Journaling supports deeper self-reflection and clarity
  • Resistance to Hermit energy often comes from fear of what we might find
  • The Hermit invites us to slow down and listen inward
  • Healthy solitude restores; avoidance drains — awareness matters
  • This card often shows up when life needs recalibration
  • Community and solitude are not opposites — both are necessary
  • Creativity often flourishes during introspective periods
  • The Hermit encourages us to trust our lived experience

🎧 Live Reading Highlight

This episode includes a live tarot reading that explores how The Hermit can guide us in understanding our purpose, honouring quiet seasons, and recognizing the support available to us, even when the work feels inward.

💜 Connect & Explore Further

Claudine (Clo)

  • 🌐 Website: https://thisaintfortunetelling.com
  • 📝 Blog, calendar, and offerings available on the website
  • 🔮 Book readings and one-on-one work directly through the site

Looking for Victoria? You can reach her via text at Taurus Moon Tarot - 514-893-6906

If this episode resonated, consider following the show, sharing it with someone who’s in a reflective season, or leaving a review to help others find it.

Until next time —
trust what’s showing up, and pull with intention. 🃏✨

]]>996722da-8f45-4783-b084-877584dcc2dfFri, 06 Feb 2026 11:00:00 GMT<h2><b>Episode 8 — The Hermit</b></h2><p><b>Wisdom, Solitude, and the Light You Carry</b></p><p>In this episode of <b>This Ain’t Fortune Telling</b>, Claudine (Clo) is joined by <b>Victoria</b> for a deep, thoughtful exploration of <b>The Hermit</b>.</p><p>Together, they unpack the symbolism of The Hermit, moving beyond the idea of isolation and into the card’s true medicine: <b>wisdom, introspection, and inner guidance</b>. This conversation invites listeners to slow down, turn inward, and notice what becomes available when we stop searching for answers outside ourselves.</p><p>The episode also explores why so many of us resist solitude, how journaling and reflection support self-discovery, and how to recognize the difference between <b>healthy withdrawal and avoidance</b>. Through a live tarot reading, Clo and Victoria illustrate how The Hermit often appears during periods of recalibration. Moments when life is asking us to pause, listen, and reconnect with our own lived wisdom.</p><p>Importantly, this episode reframes solitude as something that can coexist with <b>community, creativity, and support</b>, reminding listeners that going inward doesn’t mean going alone.</p><hr /><h2>🔮 <b>In This Episode, We Explore:</b></h2><ul><li>The symbolism and deeper meaning of The Hermit card</li><li>Why The Hermit invites slowing down rather than disengaging</li><li>How inner guidance differs from external validation</li><li>Resistance to solitude and the fear of self-discovery</li><li>Journaling as a tool for reflection and clarity</li><li>The difference between restorative solitude and avoidance</li><li>Why The Hermit often appears during major life recalibrations</li><li>The role of community support during introspective phases</li><li>How creativity can emerge in quiet, reflective seasons</li></ul><hr /><h2>✨ <b>Key Takeaways</b></h2><ul><li>The Hermit symbolizes wisdom, perspective, and inner guidance</li><li>Solitude can be a powerful catalyst for personal growth</li><li>Journaling supports deeper self-reflection and clarity</li><li>Resistance to Hermit energy often comes from fear of what we might find</li><li>The Hermit invites us to slow down and listen inward</li><li>Healthy solitude restores; avoidance drains — awareness matters</li><li>This card often shows up when life needs recalibration</li><li>Community and solitude are not opposites — both are necessary</li><li>Creativity often flourishes during introspective periods</li><li>The Hermit encourages us to trust our lived experience</li></ul><hr /><h2>🎧 <b>Live Reading Highlight</b></h2><p>This episode includes a live tarot reading that explores how The Hermit can guide us in understanding our purpose, honouring quiet seasons, and recognizing the support available to us, even when the work feels inward.</p><hr /><h2>💜 <b>Connect &amp; Explore Further</b></h2><p><b>Claudine (Clo)</b></p><ul><li>🌐 Website: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://thisaintfortunetelling.com" target="_blank">https://thisaintfortunetelling.com</a></li><li>📝 Blog, calendar, and offerings available on the website</li><li>🔮 Book readings and one-on-one work directly through the site</li></ul><p>Looking for Victoria? You can reach her via text at Taurus Moon Tarot - 514-893-6906</p><hr /><p>If this episode resonated, consider following the show, sharing it with someone who’s in a reflective season, or leaving a review to help others find it.</p><p>Until next time —<br /><b>trust what’s showing up, and pull with intention.</b> 🃏✨</p>no00:29:1518Episode 8 - The Hermitfull<![CDATA[Episode 7 - The Chariot and Strength]]>Momentum and Mastery on the Fool’s Journey

In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Claudine (Clo) is joined by guest Meaghan for a grounded, embodied exploration of two powerful tarot archetypes: The Chariot and Strength.

Together, these cards explore what it really means to move forward/. Not through force or hustle, but through intention, self-awareness, and nervous system regulation. This conversation reframes momentum as something that must be sustainable, and strength as something rooted in presence rather than control.

Through teaching, real-life application, and a live tarot reading, this episode invites listeners to examine how they make decisions, how they relate to discomfort, and how curiosity can soften fear during times of transition.

As always, tarot here isn’t about predicting the future. It’s about understanding the energy you’re working with so you can choose how you meet it.

In This Episode, We Explore:

Tarot as a tool for clarity, not prediction

The Chariot as agency, direction, and conscious choice

Strength as inner authority and emotional regulation

Why movement without regulation leads to burnout

How hustle culture clashes with nervous system needs

What it means to choose a path and release other options

Why curiosity can ease fear of the unknown

The importance of acknowledging emotions rather than suppressing them

How self-awareness supports meaningful personal growth

Key Takeaways

Tarot clarifies energy, not fate

The Chariot represents agency and the responsibility of choice

Strength teaches presence, regulation, and inner steadiness

Sustainable growth requires intention, not force

Hustle culture often ignores the body’s limits

Choosing one path means letting others go

Curiosity is a powerful ally during transitions

Emotional experiences are meant to be felt, not bypassed

Regulation comes from staying present with discomfort

Self-awareness is essential when navigating change

Live Reading Highlight

This episode includes a live tarot reading focused on moving forward with confidence — offering insight into how to balance direction with emotional capacity during moments of uncertainty and transition.

Keywords

Tarot, The Chariot, Strength, Self-Discovery, Intimacy, Somatic Sexology, Emotional Regulation, Decision Making, Nervous System, Personal Growth

Sound Bites

“Tarot clarifies energy, not fate.”

“Choosing a path means letting other options go.”

“Curiosity is a powerful tool for growth.”

Connect & Learn More

Claudine (Clo) — Host

Website: https://thisaintfortunetelling.com

Blog, calendar, and offerings: available on the website

Readings & one-on-one work: book directly through the site

Support the work: Buy Me a Coffee (linked on the website)

Meaghan — Guest

Somatic Sexologist & Intimacy Coach

Meaghan’s contact info:

somaticaintimacycoaching.ca

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]]>bd8a0a7a-e45c-4a0b-bc68-dd5c49e76b7fFri, 23 Jan 2026 22:22:17 GMT<p>Momentum and Mastery on the Fool’s Journey</p><p>In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Claudine (Clo) is joined by guest Meaghan for a grounded, embodied exploration of two powerful tarot archetypes: The Chariot and Strength.</p><p>Together, these cards explore what it really means to move forward/. Not through force or hustle, but through intention, self-awareness, and nervous system regulation. This conversation reframes momentum as something that must be sustainable, and strength as something rooted in presence rather than control.</p><p>Through teaching, real-life application, and a live tarot reading, this episode invites listeners to examine how they make decisions, how they relate to discomfort, and how curiosity can soften fear during times of transition.</p><p>As always, tarot here isn’t about predicting the future. It’s about understanding the energy you’re working with so you can choose how you meet it.</p><p>In This Episode, We Explore:</p><p>Tarot as a tool for clarity, not prediction</p><p>The Chariot as agency, direction, and conscious choice</p><p>Strength as inner authority and emotional regulation</p><p>Why movement without regulation leads to burnout</p><p>How hustle culture clashes with nervous system needs</p><p>What it means to choose a path and release other options</p><p>Why curiosity can ease fear of the unknown</p><p>The importance of acknowledging emotions rather than suppressing them</p><p>How self-awareness supports meaningful personal growth</p><p>Key Takeaways</p><p>Tarot clarifies energy, not fate</p><p>The Chariot represents agency and the responsibility of choice</p><p>Strength teaches presence, regulation, and inner steadiness</p><p>Sustainable growth requires intention, not force</p><p>Hustle culture often ignores the body’s limits</p><p>Choosing one path means letting others go</p><p>Curiosity is a powerful ally during transitions</p><p>Emotional experiences are meant to be felt, not bypassed</p><p>Regulation comes from staying present with discomfort</p><p>Self-awareness is essential when navigating change</p><p>Live Reading Highlight</p><p>This episode includes a live tarot reading focused on moving forward with confidence — offering insight into how to balance direction with emotional capacity during moments of uncertainty and transition.</p><p>Keywords</p><p>Tarot, The Chariot, Strength, Self-Discovery, Intimacy, Somatic Sexology, Emotional Regulation, Decision Making, Nervous System, Personal Growth</p><p>Sound Bites</p><p>“Tarot clarifies energy, not fate.”</p><p>“Choosing a path means letting other options go.”</p><p>“Curiosity is a powerful tool for growth.”</p><p>Connect &amp; Learn More</p><p>Claudine (Clo) — Host</p><p>Website: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://thisaintfortunetelling.com" target="_blank">https://thisaintfortunetelling.com</a></p><p>Blog, calendar, and offerings: available on the website</p><p>Readings &amp; one-on-one work: book directly through the site</p><p>Support the work: Buy Me a Coffee (linked on the website)</p><p>Meaghan — Guest</p><p>Somatic Sexologist &amp; Intimacy Coach</p><p>Meaghan’s contact info:</p><p><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://somaticaintimacycoaching.ca" target="_blank">somaticaintimacycoaching.ca</a></p><p><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://venusianwomb.com" target="_blank">venusianwomb.com</a></p><p></p>no00:34:0917Episode 7 - The Chariot and Strengthfull<![CDATA[Episode 6 — The Hierophant & The Lovers]]>Choosing Your Truth Without Abandoning Your Values

In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Clo is joined by guest host Tara for a grounded, honest conversation about two powerful archetypes in the Fool’s Journey: The Hierophant and The Lovers.

Together, these cards ask some of the biggest questions we face as we grow:

  • Who taught you what’s “right”?
  • Which beliefs did you inherit without choosing?
  • And how do you choose alignment without betraying your values — or yourself?

This episode explores the tension between tradition and choice, external authority and inner truth, and what it really means to live with integrity.

🔮 In This Public Episode, We Explore:

  • The Hierophant as tradition, belief systems, and inherited rules
  • The Lovers as conscious choice, alignment, and values-based decisions
  • How family, culture, religion, and “shoulds” shape our lives
  • Why The Lovers is not about romance — but about integrity
  • The difference between honoring tradition and staying stuck
  • How to choose yourself without burning everything down

Clo and Tara bring these archetypes into real life through honest reflection, lived experience, and grounded conversation.

🎧 Public Live Reading

This episode includes a live tarot reading in response to the listener question:

“I feel torn between what I was taught is right and what I know I want.
How do I make this decision without betraying myself or others?”

The reading focuses on clarity, self-trust, and aligned decision-making — without prediction or pressure.

✨ Key Takeaway

You can honor where you came from without living there forever.
This isn’t about rebellion — it’s about integrity.

💜 Connect & Learn More

Clo — Host

Tara — Guest Host

  • TaraT.inspire@gmail.com

If this episode resonated, consider:

  • Following the podcast
  • Sharing it with someone navigating a big decision
  • Leaving a review to help others find the show

Until next time —
Trust what’s showing up.
Pull with intention. 🃏✨

]]>38825088-b894-4300-9eb0-ebc5f9e9bb69Fri, 09 Jan 2026 11:00:00 GMT<p><b>Choosing Your Truth Without Abandoning Your Values</b></p><p>In this episode of <b>This Ain’t Fortune Telling</b>, Clo is joined by guest host <b>Tara</b> for a grounded, honest conversation about two powerful archetypes in the Fool’s Journey: <b>The Hierophant</b> and <b>The Lovers</b>.</p><p>Together, these cards ask some of the biggest questions we face as we grow:</p><ul><li>Who taught you what’s “right”?</li><li>Which beliefs did you inherit without choosing?</li><li>And how do you choose alignment without betraying your values — or yourself?</li></ul><p>This episode explores the tension between <b>tradition and choice</b>, <b>external authority and inner truth</b>, and what it really means to live with integrity.</p><hr /><h2>🔮 <b>In This Public Episode, We Explore:</b></h2><ul><li>The Hierophant as tradition, belief systems, and inherited rules</li><li>The Lovers as conscious choice, alignment, and values-based decisions</li><li>How family, culture, religion, and “shoulds” shape our lives</li><li>Why The Lovers is not about romance — but about integrity</li><li>The difference between honoring tradition and staying stuck</li><li>How to choose yourself without burning everything down</li></ul><p>Clo and Tara bring these archetypes into real life through honest reflection, lived experience, and grounded conversation.</p><hr /><h2>🎧 <b>Public Live Reading</b></h2><p>This episode includes a live tarot reading in response to the listener question:</p><blockquote><p><i>“I feel torn between what I was taught is right and what I know I want.<br />How do I make this decision without betraying myself or others?”</i></p></blockquote><p>The reading focuses on clarity, self-trust, and aligned decision-making — without prediction or pressure.</p><hr /><h2>✨ <b>Key Takeaway</b></h2><p>You can honor where you came from <b>without living there forever</b>.<br />This isn’t about rebellion — it’s about <b>integrity</b>.</p><hr /><h2>💜 <b>Connect &amp; Learn More</b></h2><h3><b>Clo — Host</b></h3><ul><li>🌐 Website: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://thisaintfortunetelling.com" target="_blank"><b>https://thisaintfortunetelling.com</b></a></li><li>🎧 Patreon &amp; extended episodes: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/ThisAintFortuneTelling" target="_blank"><b>https://www.patreon.com/ThisAintFortuneTelling</b></a></li></ul><h3><b>Tara — Guest Host</b></h3><ul><li>TaraT.inspire@gmail.com</li></ul><hr /><p>If this episode resonated, consider:</p><ul><li>Following the podcast</li><li>Sharing it with someone navigating a big decision</li><li>Leaving a review to help others find the show</li></ul><p>Until next time —<br /><b>Trust what’s showing up.<br />Pull with intention.</b> 🃏✨</p>no00:34:5516Episode 6 — The Hierophant & The Loversfull<![CDATA[Episode 5 — Closing the Chapter: 2025 Reflections & A Tarot Look Ahead to 2026]]>✨ EPISODE SUMMARY

Before we rush into a new year, this episode invites you to pause.

After revisiting the opening arc of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, from The Fool’s leap to the polarity of intuition and structure, Clo reflects on what 2025 truly asked of us and how those lessons shape the year ahead.

This is not a prediction episode.
It’s a grounding, reflective conversation about participation, choice, and meeting your life with intention.

You’ll be guided through a powerful New Year tarot spread designed to help you release what no longer belongs to you and orient yourself toward 2026 with clarity, not pressure.

🔮 IN THIS EPISODE

  • A reflective look back at Episodes 1–4 and the archetypal themes they introduced
  • What 2025 revealed beneath the surface — energetically and emotionally
  • Why the New Year isn’t a “clean slate” (and why that’s a relief)
  • A 5-card New Year Orientation tarot spread
  • How to work with tarot as a practice instead of a prediction tool
  • A reframing of intention, participation, and choice for 2026

🃏 THE NEW YEAR ORIENTATION SPREAD

You can pull this spread anytime — now, later, or seasonally throughout the year.

  1. What 2025 is leaving me with
  2. What I’m ready to release from 2025
  3. The core theme of 2026
  4. How to work with this energy
  5. What wants to grow in 2026

✨ Extended interpretations and journaling prompts are available on Patreon.

🌙 EXTENDED EPISODE (PATREON)

In the extended version, Clo:

  • Pulls her own cards for 2026 using the same spread
  • Explores the collective archetypal energy of the year ahead
  • Shares guidance on how to revisit this spread throughout 2026
  • Offers deeper teaching on using tarot as an ongoing reflective practice

This space is slower, more nuanced, and designed for those who want to go deeper with the cards.

🖤 ONE QUESTION TO CARRY INTO 2026

“What am I being asked to participate in right now — and what am I no longer meant to carry?”

Return to this question whenever you pull cards this year.

🔗 SUPPORT THE SHOW

If this episode resonated with you:

  • Follow This Ain’t Fortune Telling on your podcast app
  • Leave a review or rating
  • Share this episode with someone who might need it

To access extended episodes, tarot spreads, journaling prompts, and behind-the-scenes teachings, join us on Patreon.

👉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThisAintFortuneTelling
👉 Website: https://thisaintfortunetelling.com
👉 Email: claudinelascelle@hotmail.com

✨ FINAL NOTE

This isn’t about predicting your future.
It’s about choosing how you meet it.

Trust what’s showing up.
Pull with intention.

And let the cards support your clarity — not replace it.

]]>21b2a23a-2c0d-45b2-a4bf-ae8fffc3452cFri, 26 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT<h2>✨ EPISODE SUMMARY</h2><p>Before we rush into a new year, this episode invites you to pause.</p><p>After revisiting the opening arc of <i>This Ain’t Fortune Telling,</i> from The Fool’s leap to the polarity of intuition and structure, Clo reflects on what 2025 truly asked of us and how those lessons shape the year ahead.</p><p>This is not a prediction episode.<br />It’s a grounding, reflective conversation about participation, choice, and meeting your life with intention.</p><p>You’ll be guided through a powerful New Year tarot spread designed to help you release what no longer belongs to you and orient yourself toward 2026 with clarity, not pressure.</p><hr /><h2>🔮 IN THIS EPISODE</h2><ul><li>A reflective look back at Episodes 1–4 and the archetypal themes they introduced</li><li>What 2025 revealed beneath the surface — energetically and emotionally</li><li>Why the New Year isn’t a “clean slate” (and why that’s a relief)</li><li>A 5-card New Year Orientation tarot spread</li><li>How to work with tarot as a practice instead of a prediction tool</li><li>A reframing of intention, participation, and choice for 2026</li></ul><hr /><h2>🃏 THE NEW YEAR ORIENTATION SPREAD</h2><p>You can pull this spread anytime — now, later, or seasonally throughout the year.</p><ol><li><b>What 2025 is leaving me with</b></li><li><b>What I’m ready to release from 2025</b></li><li><b>The core theme of 2026</b></li><li><b>How to work with this energy</b></li><li><b>What wants to grow in 2026</b></li></ol><p>✨ <i>Extended interpretations and journaling prompts are available on Patreon.</i></p><hr /><h2>🌙 EXTENDED EPISODE (PATREON)</h2><p>In the extended version, Clo:</p><ul><li>Pulls her own cards for 2026 using the same spread</li><li>Explores the collective archetypal energy of the year ahead</li><li>Shares guidance on how to revisit this spread throughout 2026</li><li>Offers deeper teaching on using tarot as an ongoing reflective practice</li></ul><p>This space is slower, more nuanced, and designed for those who want to go deeper with the cards.</p><hr /><h2>🖤 ONE QUESTION TO CARRY INTO 2026</h2><p><b>“What am I being asked to participate in right now — and what am I no longer meant to carry?”</b></p><p>Return to this question whenever you pull cards this year.</p><hr /><h2>🔗 SUPPORT THE SHOW</h2><p>If this episode resonated with you:</p><ul><li>Follow <i>This Ain’t Fortune Telling</i> on your podcast app</li><li>Leave a review or rating</li><li>Share this episode with someone who might need it</li></ul><p>To access extended episodes, tarot spreads, journaling prompts, and behind-the-scenes teachings, join us on Patreon.</p><p>👉 <b>Patreon:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThisAintFortuneTelling" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThisAintFortuneTelling</a><br />👉 <b>Website:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://thisaintfortunetelling.com" target="_blank">https://thisaintfortunetelling.com</a><br />👉 <b>Email:</b> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:claudinelascelle@hotmail.com" target="_blank">claudinelascelle@hotmail.com</a></p><hr /><h2>✨ FINAL NOTE</h2><p>This isn’t about predicting your future.<br />It’s about choosing how you meet it.</p><p>Trust what’s showing up.<br />Pull with intention.</p><p>And let the cards support your clarity — not replace it.</p>no00:12:1015Episode 5 — Closing the Chapter: 2025 Reflections & A Tarot Look Ahead to 2026full<![CDATA[Episode 4 - The Empress and The Emperor]]>Episode 4 — The Emperor & The Empress (with Victoria)


Come for the tarot, stay for the truth.

In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Clo and co-host Victoria sit down with two of the most talked-about archetypes in the deck: The Emperor and The Empress. We look at how these cards show up as structure vs. softness, boundaries vs. nourishment, strategy vs. creativity—and why you actually need both energies to build a life that feels solid and alive.

We talk about patriarchy, parent wounds, over-giving, control freak tendencies, and what it really looks like to “be in your power” without steamrolling yourself or anyone else. If you’ve ever felt like you’re either doing too much or not enough… this one’s for you.

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  • Tier 2 – The Tarot Coven: Extended episodes, extra teachings, spread library & monthly raffle for a free reading
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🌐 Website
Show notes, updates, and more about Clo’s readings & coaching:
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📩 Get in touch / book a reading
Questions, feedback, story for the show, or want to book a reading?
Email Clo at claudine@thisaintfortunetelling.com

Looking for Victoria? You can reach her via text at Taurus Moon Tarot - 514-893-6906

If this episode hits home, follow the show, leave a review, and share it with a friend who’s learning to balance power and softness. And if you want to go deeper with The Emperor & The Empress in your own life, you’ll love this month’s Patreon extras.

]]>8563e13f-6c19-44a1-8753-f50c6643d4e2Fri, 12 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT<p><b>Episode 4 — The Emperor &amp; The Empress (with Victoria)</b></p><p><br /><i>Come for the tarot, stay for the truth.</i></p><p>In this episode of <i>This Ain’t Fortune Telling</i>, Clo and co-host Victoria sit down with two of the most talked-about archetypes in the deck: <b>The Emperor and The Empress</b>. We look at how these cards show up as structure vs. softness, boundaries vs. nourishment, strategy vs. creativity—and why you actually need <i>both</i> energies to build a life that feels solid <i>and</i> alive.</p><p>We talk about patriarchy, parent wounds, over-giving, control freak tendencies, and what it really looks like to “be in your power” without steamrolling yourself or anyone else. If you’ve ever felt like you’re either doing too much or not enough… this one’s for you.</p><hr /><h3>Go deeper with <i>This Ain’t Fortune Telling</i></h3><p><b>🎧 Listen &amp; follow the podcast</b><br />Follow, rate, and review <i>This Ain’t Fortune Telling</i> wherever you listen. It helps more people find the show.</p><p><b>🌙 Join us on Patreon</b><br />Want the extended Emperor &amp; Empress convo, extra prompts, and monthly collective readings?</p><ul><li><b>Tier 1 – The Curious Fool</b>: Early access + monthly collective pull</li><li><b>Tier 2 – The Tarot Coven</b>: Extended episodes, extra teachings, spread library &amp; monthly raffle for a free reading</li><li><b>Tier 3 – The High Priestess’ Table</b>: Deeper dives, seasonal rituals, quarterly live circles &amp; more</li></ul><p>👉 Join the coven on Patreon: <code>patreon.com/thisaintfortunetelling</code></p><p><b>☕ Buy Clo a coffee</b><br />If the show has supported you and you want to say thank you in a simple way:<br /><code>buymeacoffee.com/thisaintfortunetelling</code></p><p><b>🌐 Website</b><br />Show notes, updates, and more about Clo’s readings &amp; coaching:<br /><code>https://thisaintfortunetelling.com</code></p><p><b>📩 Get in touch / book a reading</b><br />Questions, feedback, story for the show, or want to book a reading?<br />Email Clo at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:claudine@thisaintfortunetelling.com" target="_blank"><b>claudine@thisaintfortunetelling.com</b></a></p><p></p><p>Looking for Victoria? You can reach her via text at Taurus Moon Tarot - 514-893-6906</p><hr /><p>If this episode hits home, <b>follow the show, leave a review, and share it with a friend</b> who’s learning to balance power and softness. And if you want to go deeper with The Emperor &amp; The Empress in your own life, you’ll love this month’s Patreon extras.</p>no00:27:2614Episode 4 - The Empress and The Emperorfull<![CDATA[Episode 3 - The Magician & The High Priestess ]]>Guest Host: Meaghan

In this episode, Clo explores the powerful tension — and partnership — between the Magician and the High Priestess. One is the tarot’s master of tools, action, and manifestation. The other is the keeper of intuition, inner knowing, and the space between. Together, they show us how to move through life with both clarity and trust.

Joining Clo is special guest Meaghan, a Somatic Sexologist and Intimacy Coach who helps women reconnect with the pleasure, power, and wisdom of their bodies. Her work blends psychology, the Somatica® Method, sensual embodiment, and womb alchemy. She’s the perfect guide to explore how we balance doing with listening, action with intuition, and effort with surrender.

✨ In This Episode

• What the Magician teaches about tools, action, and creating momentum
• What the High Priestess reveals about intuitive wisdom, silence, and inner truth
• How these archetypes work as partners rather than opposites
• The tension between “doing” (study, technique) and “knowing” (intuition) in tarot
• How these energies show up in real life: relationships, career, creativity, and personal growth
• Meaghan’s grounded insight on recognizing when it’s time to act vs. when it’s time to listen

Note: The full, extended version of this episode — including deeper teaching, journaling prompts, and bonus discussion — is available exclusively to Patreon subscribers.

🔮 Practical Tool from the Episode

Three-Card Spread: Balancing Magician & High Priestess Energy
Card 1 — What action is needed (Magician)
Card 2 — What intuition is whispering (High Priestess)
Card 3 — How to balance the two

💭 Reflection Question for Listeners

Where in your life do you need the Magician’s tools — and where do you need the High Priestess’s trust?

💜 Support the Show & Stay Connected

• Follow on Spotify or Apple Podcasts
• Join the This Ain’t Fortune Telling Facebook group
• Get deeper monthly support, spreads, and the extended episode on Patreon
• Tip the show via Buy Me a Coffee
• For questions, reading requests, or episode ideas: claudine@thisaintfortunetelling.com

Contact Meaghan at:

somaticaintimacycoaching.ca

venusianwomb.com

]]>0bc81583-084a-4542-b4b6-4560c6665292Fri, 28 Nov 2025 11:00:00 GMT<p><b>Guest Host: Meaghan</b></p><p>In this episode, Clo explores the powerful tension — and partnership — between the Magician and the High Priestess. One is the tarot’s master of tools, action, and manifestation. The other is the keeper of intuition, inner knowing, and the space between. Together, they show us how to move through life with both clarity and trust.</p><p></p><p>Joining Clo is special guest <b>Meaghan</b>, a Somatic Sexologist and Intimacy Coach who helps women reconnect with the pleasure, power, and wisdom of their bodies. Her work blends psychology, the Somatica® Method, sensual embodiment, and womb alchemy. She’s the perfect guide to explore how we balance doing with listening, action with intuition, and effort with surrender.</p><hr /><h3><b>✨ In This Episode</b></h3><p>• What the Magician teaches about tools, action, and creating momentum<br />• What the High Priestess reveals about intuitive wisdom, silence, and inner truth<br />• How these archetypes work as partners rather than opposites<br />• The tension between “doing” (study, technique) and “knowing” (intuition) in tarot<br />• How these energies show up in real life: relationships, career, creativity, and personal growth<br />• Meaghan’s grounded insight on recognizing when it’s time to act vs. when it’s time to listen</p><p><b>Note:</b> The full, extended version of this episode — including deeper teaching, journaling prompts, and bonus discussion — is available exclusively to Patreon subscribers.</p><hr /><h3><b>🔮 Practical Tool from the Episode</b></h3><p><b>Three-Card Spread: Balancing Magician &amp; High Priestess Energy</b><br />Card 1 — What action is needed (Magician)<br />Card 2 — What intuition is whispering (High Priestess)<br />Card 3 — How to balance the two</p><hr /><h3><b>💭 Reflection Question for Listeners</b></h3><p>Where in your life do you need the Magician’s tools — and where do you need the High Priestess’s trust?</p><hr /><h3><b>💜 Support the Show &amp; Stay Connected</b></h3><p>• Follow on Spotify or Apple Podcasts<br />• Join the <i>This Ain’t Fortune Telling</i> Facebook group<br />• Get deeper monthly support, spreads, and the extended episode on Patreon<br />• Tip the show via Buy Me a Coffee<br />• For questions, reading requests, or episode ideas: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:claudine@thisaintfortunetelling.com" target="_blank">claudine@thisaintfortunetelling.com</a></p><p></p><p>Contact Meaghan at:</p><p><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://somaticaintimacycoaching.ca" target="_blank">somaticaintimacycoaching.ca</a></p><p><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://venusianwomb.com" target="_blank">venusianwomb.com</a></p><p></p><p></p>no00:41:1513Episode 3 - The Magician & The High Priestess full<![CDATA[Bonus Espisode 2 - Between The Fool & The Magician]]>✦ Episode Summary ✦

Every journey has a heartbeat between the leap and the landing — the moment after we say yes but before anything makes sense.

In this short episode, Clo explores the sacred space between The Fool and The Magician — the pause where instinct turns into intention.

If you’ve been in that strange limbo between starting and seeing results, this is your reminder that the silence isn’t failure — it’s integration.

You’ll learn how to:
🜂 Honor the pause after your leap
🜃 Take one small grounded action to activate momentum
🜁 Read a simple 3-card spread to find your next step

✦ The Fool → The Magician Micro Spread ✦

1️⃣ What energy am I still carrying from the leap?
2️⃣ What first action wants to happen next?
3️⃣ What supports me as I build momentum?

Pull these cards quickly — no overthinking.
Let the story tell itself.

✦ Mentioned in this Episode ✦

🎧 Listen to Episode 2 — The Fool: Leaps, Risks & New Beginnings for context.
🎙 Stay tuned for Episode 3 — The Magician & The High Priestess coming November 28.

✦ Connect + Support ✦

💫 Patreon: deeper teachings, spreads, and journaling prompts every week
👉 www.patreon.com/thisaintfortunetelling

☕ Buy Me a Coffee: help support production or tip for the episode
👉 www.buymeacoffee.com/thisaintfortunetelling

🌐 Website: readings, podcast info, and resources
👉 www.thisaintfortunetelling.com

📧 Email Clo: for questions, readings, or listener submissions
👉 claudine@thisaintfortunetelling.com

📱 Follow on Socials:
Instagram + Facebook → @tclaudinelascelle

✦ Closing Thought ✦

This in-between place is where magic and doubt wrestle for the mic.
Your only job is to keep showing up for the version of you who said yes.
Trust your momentum — and pull with intention.

]]>49880f21-23f0-4649-a2d4-fcc7b16e909eFri, 21 Nov 2025 11:00:00 GMT<h3>✦ Episode Summary ✦</h3><p>Every journey has a heartbeat between the leap and the landing — the moment after we say <i>yes</i> but before anything makes sense.</p><p>In this short episode, Clo explores the sacred space between <b>The Fool</b> and <b>The Magician</b> — the pause where instinct turns into intention.</p><p>If you’ve been in that strange limbo between <i>starting</i> and <i>seeing results</i>, this is your reminder that the silence isn’t failure — it’s integration.</p><p>You’ll learn how to:<br />🜂 Honor the pause after your leap<br />🜃 Take one small grounded action to activate momentum<br />🜁 Read a simple 3-card spread to find your next step</p><hr /><h3>✦ The Fool → The Magician Micro Spread ✦</h3><p>1️⃣ What energy am I still carrying from the leap?<br />2️⃣ What first action wants to happen next?<br />3️⃣ What supports me as I build momentum?</p><p>Pull these cards quickly — no overthinking.<br />Let the story tell itself.</p><hr /><h3>✦ Mentioned in this Episode ✦</h3><p>🎧 Listen to <i>Episode 2 — The Fool: Leaps, Risks &amp; New Beginnings</i> for context.<br />🎙 Stay tuned for <i>Episode 3 — The Magician &amp; The High Priestess</i> coming November 28.</p><hr /><h3>✦ Connect + Support ✦</h3><p>💫 <b>Patreon:</b> deeper teachings, spreads, and journaling prompts every week<br />👉 <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://www.patreon.com/thisaintfortunetelling" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/thisaintfortunetelling</a></p><p>☕ <b>Buy Me a Coffee:</b> help support production or tip for the episode<br />👉 <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://www.buymeacoffee.com/thisaintfortunetelling" target="_blank">www.buymeacoffee.com/thisaintfortunetelling</a></p><p>🌐 <b>Website:</b> readings, podcast info, and resources<br />👉 www.thisaintfortunetelling.com</p><p>📧 <b>Email Clo:</b> for questions, readings, or listener submissions<br />👉 claudine@thisaintfortunetelling.com</p><p>📱 <b>Follow on Socials:</b><br />Instagram + Facebook → <i>@tclaudinelascelle</i></p><hr /><h3>✦ Closing Thought ✦</h3><p>This in-between place is where magic and doubt wrestle for the mic.<br />Your only job is to keep showing up for the version of you who said yes.<br />Trust your momentum — and pull with intention.</p>no00:04:251Bonus Espisode 2 - Between The Fool & The Magicianbonus<![CDATA[Bonus Episode 1 - The Fool's Journey]]>SHOW NOTES — Bonus Episode: The Fool’s Journey (Backstory)


 Welcome to a special bonus drop of This Ain’t Fortune Telling. Today I’m giving you the backstory that every tarot learner needs to know before we begin card-by-card next week.

This is the Fool’s Journey — the true narrative the Major Arcana is telling.

This is how tarot mirrors a human life.

From innocence — to initiation — to power — to ego — to collapse — to death — to rebirth — and finally: integration.

We walk through the Fool’s key milestones, the teachers he meets, the tests he fails, the illusions he falls for, and the awakenings that reshape him.

By the end of this episode, you’ll have the actual map that makes the whole thing make sense.

So next week, when we begin with Card Zero — The Fool — you’ll already know the shape of the road he’s stepping onto.

Today: no predictions, no spreads — just context. And context is queen.

MENTIONS / RESOURCES
 • Patreon — bonus content, extended study, spreads library:
https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThisAintFortuneTelling
• Buy Me a Coffee — tip jar for the show:
https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThisAintFortuneTelling

WANT TO BE ON THE SHOW?
 If you’d like a reading on air:
• send a voice memo or email with your question, OR
• tell me if you’d like to come on live

→ claudine@thisaintfortunetelling.com

Or go to the website and “contact us”

www.thisaintfortunetelling.com

FOLLOW + SHARE
 Subscribe on Apple & Spotify so you don’t miss Episode Two — The Fool— dropping next.

And share this episode with any tarot lover who wants deeper meaning, not fortune cookie bullshit.

]]>64f40f19-aa07-4ada-8caa-0c91aa8688eaFri, 07 Nov 2025 11:00:00 GMT<p><b>SHOW NOTES — Bonus Episode: The Fool’s Journey (Backstory)</b></p><p><b><br /></b> Welcome to a special bonus drop of <i>This Ain’t Fortune Telling</i>. Today I’m giving you the backstory that every tarot learner needs to know before we begin card-by-card next week.</p><p>This is the Fool’s Journey — the true narrative the Major Arcana is telling.</p><p>This is how tarot mirrors a human life.</p><p>From innocence — to initiation — to power — to ego — to collapse — to death — to rebirth — and finally: integration.</p><p>We walk through the Fool’s key milestones, the teachers he meets, the tests he fails, the illusions he falls for, and the awakenings that reshape him.</p><p>By the end of this episode, you’ll have the actual map that makes the whole thing make sense.</p><p>So next week, when we begin with Card Zero — The Fool — you’ll already know the shape of the road he’s stepping onto.</p><p><b>Today: no predictions, no spreads — just context. And context is queen.</b></p><p></p><hr /><p><b>MENTIONS / RESOURCES<br /></b> • Patreon — bonus content, extended study, spreads library:<br /> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThisAintFortuneTelling" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThisAintFortuneTelling</a><br /> • Buy Me a Coffee — tip jar for the show:<br /> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThisAintFortuneTelling" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThisAintFortuneTelling</a></p><p></p><hr /><p></p><p><b>WANT TO BE ON THE SHOW?<br /></b> If you’d like a reading on air:<br /> • send a voice memo or email with your question, OR<br /> • tell me if you’d like to come on live</p><p>→ <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:claudine@thisaintfortunetelling.com" target="_blank">claudine@thisaintfortunetelling.com</a></p><p>Or go to the website and “contact us”</p><p><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://www.thisaintfortunetelling.com" target="_blank">www.thisaintfortunetelling.com</a></p><p></p><hr /><p></p><p><b>FOLLOW + SHARE<br /></b> Subscribe on Apple &amp; Spotify so you don’t miss Episode Two — The Fool— dropping next.</p><p>And share this episode with any tarot lover who wants deeper meaning, not fortune cookie bullshit.</p>no00:09:471Bonus Episode 1 - The Fool's Journeybonus<![CDATA[Episode 2 - The Fool]]>Summary

In this episode of This Ain't Fortune Telling, Clo and Eileen explore the symbolism and lessons of the Fool card in tarot. They discuss the importance of taking leaps of faith, trusting the unknown, and embracing the journey of self-discovery. Through personal anecdotes and insights, they highlight how curiosity and intuition guide us in navigating uncertainty and making empowered choices. The conversation culminates in a tarot reading that illustrates the Fool's journey, emphasizing the potential for new beginnings and the importance of being present in the moment.

Takeaways

  • The Fool card symbolizes new beginnings and potential.
  • Trusting the leap is essential for personal growth.
  • We often let fear and comfort hold us back from taking leaps.
  • Curiosity allows us to explore our thoughts without judgment.
  • The journey of self-discovery is about evolution, not fixing ourselves.
  • Intuition guides us through uncertainty and decision-making.
  • We have everything we need within us to move forward.
  • The Fool's journey encourages us to embrace the unknown.
  • Self-talk and subconscious patterns can hinder our progress.
  • Taking action is crucial in realizing our goals and dreams.

Journaling prompts

  • Where am I resisting a leap, even though I know it’s time
  • What am I carrying in my bag — the resources I already have for this journey?


Useful links

  • Clo's website

www.thisaintfortunetelling.com

  • Buy Me a Coffee

buymeacoffee.com/thisaintfortunetelling

  • Patreon

patreon.com/thisaintfortunetelling for bonus videos and extra readings

  • Eileen MacDonell

https://www.eileenmacdonell.com/


]]>ec26e3e4-e043-4cee-ab7c-b6abb82bafd2Fri, 14 Nov 2025 11:00:00 GMT<p>Summary</p><p>In this episode of This Ain't Fortune Telling, Clo and Eileen explore the symbolism and lessons of the Fool card in tarot. They discuss the importance of taking leaps of faith, trusting the unknown, and embracing the journey of self-discovery. Through personal anecdotes and insights, they highlight how curiosity and intuition guide us in navigating uncertainty and making empowered choices. The conversation culminates in a tarot reading that illustrates the Fool's journey, emphasizing the potential for new beginnings and the importance of being present in the moment.</p><p></p><p>Takeaways</p><ul><li>The Fool card symbolizes new beginnings and potential.</li><li>Trusting the leap is essential for personal growth.</li><li>We often let fear and comfort hold us back from taking leaps.</li><li>Curiosity allows us to explore our thoughts without judgment.</li><li>The journey of self-discovery is about evolution, not fixing ourselves.</li><li>Intuition guides us through uncertainty and decision-making.</li><li>We have everything we need within us to move forward.</li><li>The Fool's journey encourages us to embrace the unknown.</li><li>Self-talk and subconscious patterns can hinder our progress.</li><li>Taking action is crucial in realizing our goals and dreams.</li></ul><p></p><p>Journaling prompts</p><ul><li>Where am I resisting a leap, even though I know it’s time</li><li>What am I carrying in my bag — the resources I already have for this journey?</li></ul><p><br />Useful links</p><ul><li>Clo's website</li></ul><p><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://www.thisaintfortunetelling.com" target="_blank">www.thisaintfortunetelling.com</a></p><ul><li>Buy Me a Coffee</li></ul><p><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://buymeacoffee.com/thisaintfortunetelling" target="_blank">buymeacoffee.com/thisaintfortunetelling</a></p><ul><li>Patreon</li></ul><p><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://patreon.com/thisaintfortunetelling" target="_blank">patreon.com/thisaintfortunetelling</a> for bonus videos and extra readings</p><ul><li>Eileen MacDonell</li></ul><p><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.eileenmacdonell.com/" target="_blank">https://www.eileenmacdonell.com/</a></p><p><br /></p>yes00:49:4012Episode 2 - The Foolfull<![CDATA[Episode 1 - Samhain]]>🎙️ Episode 1 — Samhain: Shadows, Endings & New Beginnings

Host: Clo
Air Date: October 31, 2025

✨ Episode Summary

Welcome to This Ain’t Fortune Telling! In this first episode, Clo sets the tone for the entire series — tarot without the fortune-cookie nonsense. Recorded on Samhain, the witch’s New Year, this solo episode dives into endings, reflection, and the magic of beginning again.

Clo shares why she created this podcast, how her own tarot journey transformed from “please just tell me what to do” to “I’m learning to read my own damn energy,” and why tarot isn’t about predicting your fate — it’s about understanding yourself.

She also walks listeners through a Samhain spread designed to help you release what no longer serves and step into the season ahead with clarity and courage.

🃏 In This Episode

  • What This Ain’t Fortune Telling is really about
  • Why tarot is a tool for clarity — not prophecy
  • The energy of Samhain: endings, renewal, and honest reflection
  • Clo’s personal story: from seeker to self-truster
  • A live Samhain card pull
  • A peek at what’s coming in Episode 2: The Fool and His Journey

🔮 Mentioned in This Episode

💜 Clo’s Closing Words

“The cards don’t predict your future — they clarify your energy.
Wherever you are, whatever you’re ending or beginning, trust what’s showing up.”

🎧 Tune In

Listen on Spotify • Apple Podcasts
New episodes every two weeks.

]]>cdeac2fb-0379-4856-99b2-9e1a1ad31986Fri, 31 Oct 2025 16:00:00 GMT<h2>🎙️ <b>Episode 1 — Samhain: Shadows, Endings &amp; New Beginnings</b></h2><p><b>Host:</b> Clo<br /><b>Air Date:</b> October 31, 2025</p><h3>✨ <b>Episode Summary</b></h3><p>Welcome to <i>This Ain’t Fortune Telling!</i> In this first episode, Clo sets the tone for the entire series — tarot without the fortune-cookie nonsense. Recorded on Samhain, the witch’s New Year, this solo episode dives into endings, reflection, and the magic of beginning again.</p><p>Clo shares why she created this podcast, how her own tarot journey transformed from “please just tell me what to do” to <i>“I’m learning to read my own damn energy,”</i> and why tarot isn’t about predicting your fate — it’s about understanding yourself.</p><p>She also walks listeners through a <b>Samhain spread</b> designed to help you release what no longer serves and step into the season ahead with clarity and courage.</p><hr /><h3>🃏 <b>In This Episode</b></h3><ul><li>What <i>This Ain’t Fortune Telling</i> is really about</li><li>Why tarot is a tool for clarity — not prophecy</li><li>The energy of Samhain: endings, renewal, and honest reflection</li><li>Clo’s personal story: from seeker to self-truster</li><li>A live Samhain card pull</li><li>A peek at what’s coming in Episode 2: <i>The Fool and His Journey</i></li></ul><hr /><h3>🔮 <b>Mentioned in This Episode</b></h3><ul><li><i>The Fool</i> — the card of new beginnings and brave leaps</li><li><i>Samhain Tarot Spread</i> (available on Patreon as a downloadable worksheet)</li><li><i>Buy Me a Coffee</i> → <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://buymeacoffee.com/thisaintfortunetelling" target="_blank">buymeacoffee.com/thisaintfortunetelling</a></li><li><i>Patreon</i> → <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://patreon.com/thisaintfortunetelling" target="_blank">patreon.com/thisaintfortunetelling</a> for bonus videos and extra readings</li><li>visit my website at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://www.thisaintfortunetelling.com" target="_blank">www.thisaintfortunetelling.com</a><p></p></li></ul><hr /><h3>💜 <b>Clo’s Closing Words</b></h3><blockquote><p>“The cards don’t predict your future — they clarify your energy.<br />Wherever you are, whatever you’re ending or beginning, trust what’s showing up.”</p></blockquote><hr /><h3>🎧 <b>Tune In</b></h3><p>Listen on <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/thisaintfortunetelling">Spotify</a> • Apple Podcasts<br />New episodes every two weeks.</p>no00:17:1411Episode 1 - Samhainfull<![CDATA[Trailer]]>No fluff, no fortune telling. Just real talk, real cards and clarity you can use.

Come for the tarot, stay for the truth.

]]>13b00110-752c-4631-b6a5-3763f9eac837Sat, 06 Sep 2025 20:01:01 GMT<p>No fluff, no fortune telling. Just real talk, real cards and clarity you can use.</p><p>Come for the tarot, stay for the truth.</p>no00:01:13Trailerfull